Chapter 51: Of course, Jinshi is nothing

Although Professor Lin has become the best man in Suzhou, although Professor Lin beats an average of five people a day, and although Professor Lin often fights with people in broad daylight, Professor Lin is still a very rational person.

The head of the household department and the Hushu tariff make this official position very good, and if you can become a person in your twenties, it will be a promising future.

It is said that the current governor of Jiangnan, Lord She, served as a customs envoy of Hushu when he was young, and now the main road of Hushu Pass is called Shegong Street, which is why it comes.

But if you are over forty years old and still be this tax envoy, it will be a bit non-mainstream, such as the Lord Wang in front of you.

plus Lord Wang's kind of "what is a Jinshi", and "wait for the patrol first"

's strange words and deeds made Professor Lin feel a strong middle-aged non-mainstream atmosphere.

Such people are often time bombs, and they are easy to be blown up if they get too close. More rational people will stay away when they see the wonderful.

At this time, the royal tax envoy stood up, walked to Lin Tailai's side, and invited him with a hearty fist: "This official has some literary questions, and I still have to ask one or two." ”

Lin Tailai only found out at this time that the royal tax envoy turned out to be a big man, of course, the kind of big man in the standard of ordinary people.

If you use the unit of measurement in the previous life, this Wang Shui makes the height only a dozen centimeters shorter than himself, about one meter eight, and he is definitely a big man in today's ordinary people.

So in the eyes of Lin Tailai, the royal tax envoy became more non-mainstream.

After thinking about it for a while, Professor Lin hurriedly refused and said, "I am a shallow learner, how can I teach others, and Lord Wang should ask another master." ”

The royal tax envoy frowned, "You are not so humble! Could it be that your poem is plagiarized, and there is really no talent in the belly, lest it be revealed under deep investigation? ”

Lin Tailai could only reply: "There is really no need to advise, you can leave a few poems below, and ask Lord Wang to correct one or two." ”

At this moment, he suddenly heard a commotion in the direction of the gate of the customs office, and then an errand officer rushed in and shouted:

"It's not good, sir! The patrol pressed the subordinates led by Master Shi Xing, and they came in all the way, and we didn't dare to stop it! ”

Lin Tailai was dumbfounded, what happened here? Could it be that in the officialdom, it is also popular to disagree with each other directly?

The royal tax envoy was furious and said: "Xing Yushi is too deceitful! Is there any reason to force a pick-up? ”

Regarding the non-mainstream language of the royal tax envoy, Lin Tailai is no longer able to complain.

He hurriedly began to search the public hall to see if there was any place to hide his body, and prayed that the patrolman who had come in would not notice him.

That's the Jiangnan Patrol, and it's also a common dick in opera novels to counterattack the classic official position "Bafu Patrol".

In many classic repertoire, Dou E's injustice, Yutangchun, Luo Pa Ji, Five Women's Birthday, and Stephen Chow, all have eight mansion patrols!

And Lin Tailai also knew that Xing Dong, the patrol who came in, was a literary genius, a new generation of leaders in northern literature and art, with excellent calligraphy and painting, and Dong Qichang was called North Xing and South Dong.

This person is about to become one of the new five sons of the retro sect determined by Wang Shizhen's old alliance leader at this month's martial arts conference.

All in all, this Xing Xun can crush himself to death in all directions by stretching out a little thumb.

The tax envoy looked at Lin Tailai, who was hiding behind the pillar, and instructed: "Wait a while, wait for this official to blow this annoying patrol away, and then discuss literature with you!" ”

Before the words fell, I saw a royal historian wearing a robe of a pig and a man, about thirty years old, standing majestically at the door of the public hall.

But this imperial history seemed to be even more angry than the royal tax envoy, blocking the door and shouting angrily: "Wang Shufeng! Do you really have a brain disease? ”

The royal tax envoy put on an indifferent face: "Since ten years ago, I have nothing to say to you. ”

Hearing these conversations, Professor Lin, who was hiding behind the pillar, was very sensitive to the fact that it might be different from what he imagined!

The relationship between these two people is actually not ordinary, this conversation is more like an awkward relationship between friends?

So Professor Lin decisively flashed out from behind the pillar and stood quietly behind the royal tax envoy.

If the Lord of the Eight Mansions noticed him, wouldn't he have another chance to get acquainted with nobles?

Xing Yushi didn't say a word, stretched out his hand and threw out a large handful of letters, directly pasting the royal tax envoy's face.

"This is your second brother, little sister, second nephew, and third nephew's family letters, I brought it from Jingshi, and you still don't thank me?"

Wang Shui put away these family letters, and snorted coldly: "I am amorous, my Wang family's family letters, I don't need to trouble you to send them in person!" ”

Xing Yushi was angry and cold, and asked, "I don't even want to see you, as for being so ruthless?" ”

The royal tax envoy waved his sleeves and said, "You go, I don't have time to receive you, and I still have to discuss literature with this mountain man." ”

When the mountain man Lin Tailai heard this, he quickly puffed up his chest and showed his face in front of the Eight Mansion Patrols.

Xing Yushi looked up a few times at Lin Tailai, who was more than one meter nine, and then looked at the one-meter-eight royal tax envoy.

I'm a little confused, are you discussing literature or martial arts?

Wang Shui said with disdain: "It is said that you Xing is a man of great talent, but his poetry is ten times better than that of Jun!" ”

Lin Tailai: "??? ”

For some reason, he wanted to hide behind the pillar again.

The king tax envoy Wang Grandpa Wang! You ridicule the Bafu Patrol who has real power, don't pull other innocent passers-by!

But Xing Xun became famous at a young age, and he saw a lot of various provocations, so he didn't answer at all, just regarded this sentence as a kind of clumsy mouth.

Finally, he pointed to the royal tax envoy and said, "When I finish inspecting the counties of Suzhou Prefecture, I will come to you again!" ”

Seeing Xing Yushi leave, Professor Lin let out a long breath and wiped his sweat vigorously.

It can be said that the moment just now was the most dangerous moment since he crossed over!

The incumbent Bafu Inspector is not a retired veteran like Second Master Feng, who can be treated casually, let alone ridiculed with a face.

I don't even have a reputation for protecting my body, and I angered the Bafu Patrol, and I can kill myself by blowing a breath!

After Lin Tailai adjusted his mood, he cautiously asked the royal tax envoy: "The prince and Xing Xun seem to be old acquaintances?" ”

Before you know it, the king has become a prince.

Wang Shui couldn't help but fall into the memories of the past: "I and this surnamed Xing are actually fellow villagers in Shandong.

Eleven years ago, he was a young genius at twenty-four, and I stood at thirty, both of whom were in the prime of life, and we went to Beijing to take the exam together.

When we were in Beijing, we went in and out together, lingering in the famous places in Beijing during the day and wandering in the flowers at night...... Literary gatherings.

Then on the day of the release of the list, he passed the Jinshi exam, and I failed. ”

Professor Lin was very surprised when he heard this, this royal tax envoy is too cautious, right? Just because your friend passed the exam, you didn't pass the exam, so you hold a grudge?

The tax envoy glanced at Lin Tailai, as if he knew what Lin Tailai was thinking, and continued: "Later, I learned that every night after playing, when I went to bed, he would review his homework until the fourth watch! ”

Lin Tailai: "......"

He suddenly understood the anger of the Wang tax envoy, the scumbag thought that he had played with Xueba, and everyone was going to fall off the list together, but he didn't expect Xueba to be secretly working hard in private.

He comforted him with empathy and said: "Prince, you are also very good now, and being able to sit in Hushu Pass at least means that you have also been admitted to the Jinshi later." ”

The royal tax envoy sighed sadly: "What is this Jinshi, among the brothers of the same generation, I am the third!" I didn't get confused until I was forty, and I was admitted the year before last, what future do I have! ”

The third jinshi among the brothers? Too late? Professor Lin, who hasn't even passed the county test, doesn't know what to say anymore.

Lin Tailai didn't know if he was qualified to comment on this sense of pathos.

can only boast according to inertia in a daze: "Fortunately, even if it is the third jinshi among the brothers, then the prince is also a dragon and phoenix among people!" ”

Some counties with relatively backward humanities have only produced a jinshi for decades.

Wang Shui's expression became even more gloomy, and he let out a long sigh, "You don't understand, I also have three nephews who also won the Jinshi, all of them earlier than my uncle, what face do I have to be proud of the Jinshi?" ”

Lin Tailai: "......"

After Wang Shui sighed at the misfortune of his life, he suddenly asked Lin Tailai very strangely:

"Why haven't you spoken for a long time? You see my kind of encounter, how should I write poems to express my feelings? ”

Professor Lin is already self-contained, and he just wants to get out of the door and find a place to continue to be closed.

He finally understood why the royal tax envoy would say "what is Jinshi" before.

This is not an arrogant pretense, but just a very plain statement of a fact, and the royal tax envoy is really qualified to say so.

Three brothers, three nephews, and currently six jinshi in two generations! For such a family, Jinshi is certainly nothing!

What kind of family is this horse, can Jinshi still get out of a nest?

Professor Lin, who is quite proficient in humanities and history, suddenly thought of something, a native of Shandong? Surname Wang? Large-scale wholesale jinshi?

After these keywords were connected, Lin Tailai suddenly opened his mouth and shouted: "Shandong New City Wang's family!" ”

The tax envoy was very surprised, "You are a Tangkou thug and folk poet who is far away in the south of the Yangtze River, and you actually know my family?" ”

Professor Lin plucked up his courage again and asked cautiously, "Just now Xing Xun said that he brought Ling Mei's family letter to the prince?" Listening to this tone, she hasn't been married yet? ”

The King's Tax Collector: "......"

Jiangnan people are really too floating! Are you afraid that Xing Xunji will kill you, haven't you thought that the Hushu tariff envoy can also kill you?