Chapter 266: It's Too Easy
Although Zhang Jiayin did not directly say his thoughts, as a big man, there will always be someone to speak for him.
During the banquet, someone asked: "There is still one missing from the four major ones you mentioned, and the great Sima Zhang Gong can be included." ”
Lin Tailai chuckled a few times and said, "I don't want to be ridiculed as a flattering minister like you!" ”
Everyone was speechless, but when you think about it, it's true.
Lin Tailai looked at Shen Yongmao again, which made Uncle Shen's heart tighten, and he didn't know whether to stand up or not.
I heard Lin Tailai continue: "This kind of selection should not be recommended by such a person who is so soft-spoken.
Otherwise, in order to avoid the suspicion of flattery, I can only recommend those who are no longer alive, such as Wang Yue and Tang Shunzhi.
Perhaps this kind of selection needs to be initiated by a more authoritative figure, such as someone who does not flatter other ministers! ”
Everyone followed the gaze of Lin Daguan, and the end of the gaze was surnamed Shen, and he understood in an instant!
Shen Shoufu's number one black fan, celebrity Li Zhi and Li Shaoqing's eyes flashed, it seems that Lin Tailai, a big-chested and brainless reckless man, is going to send ammunition to himself again!
It's Zhang Jiayin who feels that he can't get up or down, and he can't cry or laugh a little.
Then he spoke again: "Today is a gathering of the literary world, don't talk about other things, don't talk about these miscellaneous things!" ”
In fact, Zhang Dasima is still very interested in continuing to talk about the "Big Four", but he is worried that Zhao Yongxian and other Yaji initiators will be anxious.
Lin Tailai also took the opportunity to reply: "The original intention is also to seek justice for Xu Wenchang's predecessors, and come to understand the strength of the princes and disciples of the retro sect!"
But just now, Mr. Zhao repeatedly obstructed, and it seemed that he didn't dare to let him sit down. ”
The words have come to this point, and Zhao Yongxian was speechless by Lin Tailai's argument just now, and he lost his "legal principle".
If you want to drive Lin Tailai away, it will really become a retro faction The northern group is afraid that Lin Tai is coming.
And take 10,000 steps back and say, even if you plan to expel Lin Tailai by force, you may not be able to drive him away.
Zhang Jiayin, who has the highest status, can only be "generous", and casually pointed to his hand and said: "Please take a seat!" ”
Although the crowd seems to be scattered, it is actually divided into levels, with only a dozen people in the inner circle of the core, and Shen Yongmao, who arrived at the latest, sat at the end.
Lin Tailai looked around for a moment and asked, "Which one is the King of the Ministry of Rites?" ”
Wang Zhiyou was surprised, but still responded: "I am." ”
Lin Tailai was not polite, and sat directly next to Wang Zhiyou.
Everyone was very surprised, you Lin Tai hadn't even seen Wang Zhiyou before, why did you sit next to Wang Zhiyou?
Lin Tailai explained to Wang Zhiyou: "I am very familiar with the royal tax envoy of the king's capital under the order, and I heard the royal tax envoy say that the literary strength of the Wang family is slightly insufficient.
Since I met you today, I will sit next to you, and in case you encounter difficulties, I may be able to help you. ”
Wang Zhiyou: "."
Your surname Lin is worthy of coming from the turbulent Jiangnan, you are too crazy to step on a horse!
The initiator and host of this elegant gathering, the fifth son of the retro school and the fifth son of the last one, Zhao Yongxian and Zhao Bachelor, fell into deep thought.
As we all know, in addition to drinking, literati must play some literary games, such as dividing rhymes and poems, composing poems in couplets, and various drinking orders.
Zhao Yongxian, as the host, must now launch a literary game to help the fun.
Today's champion Tang Wenwen came to remind the teacher again, "No matter what, don't compose poems!" ”
After careful consideration from this direction, Zhao Yongxian announced today's game project - Flying Flower Order!
And Mr. Zhao drafted the rules of today's Flying Flower Order on the spot:
First, each person took turns to say two lines of poetry from the ancients, a total of 14 words.
Second, the word merry must be embedded in the two sentences spoken by each person.
Third, there are three positions in the first half of the sentence and three positions in the second half of the sentence, and there are a total of six positions that can be inlaid with the word merry.
Fourth, in the verses spoken by each person, the position of the word merry should be moved back in order. ”
To put it simply, the first person says the poem "Merry So-and-so", the second person wants to say "So-and-so Merry", and the third person says "So-and-so Merry", similar to this kind of literary game is called Feihua Ling.
The rules of the Flying Flower Order are that you can quote the poems of the ancients without restrictions, and you don't need to compose your own poems.
Most of the people here are disciples of the retro school, and the biggest feature of the retro school is to imitate the ancients, as the so-called "poetry must be prosperous in the Tang Dynasty, and literature must be in the Qin and Han dynasties".
Therefore, it is difficult to say the backbone of the retro school, but they can recite a lot of ancient poems.
This kind of flying flower order, which does not need to improvise poems on the spot and can quote the poems of the ancients without restrictions, is what Master Zhao can think of for the time being, and it can best suppress Lin Daguan's talent for poetry.
All in all, you can't let Lin Tailai replicate his fame experience in Jiangnan! Can't let Lin Tailai's fame spread to the north!
After Zhao Yongxian finished announcing the rules of the game, he said to Zhang Jiayin: "Please start with Da Sima." ”
Zhang Jiayin said without thinking: "The merry is Qiantang Temple, and you don't see peonies in the red dust." ”
This is a quote from Zhang Hu's poem in the Tang Dynasty, with the two words "Merry" at the beginning of the sentence.
The second is Shi Xing, who picked up and said: "The Eight Wing Towers of the Eternal Romance, the country will be left to future generations." ”
This is a quote from Li Qingzhao's words, and the word romantic has been moved back one place.
According to the order of position, the third person is Zhao Yongxian, who said: "This year's cold food is good, and the family is traveling together on this day." ”
This is a poem by Yuan Zhi in the Tang Dynasty, and the word "merry" has been moved to the end of the first half of the sentence.
Today's champion Tang Wenwen sat next to Zhao Yongxian, and also followed a sentence: "Shake down and know Song Yubei, and he is elegant and elegant." ”
This sentence is more famous, it is Du Fu's famous sentence, and the two words "Merry" have been moved to the beginning of the second half of the sentence.
The first few people were full of "poetry books" and spoke poems very quickly.
Now it was the turn of Wang Zhiyou, a member of the Ministry of Rites, but there was a brief pause.
Wang Bulang sighed, he was really unlucky this round, and he seemed to have encountered the most difficult order.
The word Merry is rarely embedded in the third and fourth words of the second half of the sentence!
If the pause is too long, you will definitely be punished for drinking.
At this time, someone next to him reminded in a low voice: "Qingjiang and green grass are long, and each is sad." ”
Wang Zhiyou hurriedly repeated it aloud, and then realized that it seemed to be Lin Tailai who reminded him.
According to the order, it was Lin Tai's turn next to Wang Zhiyou, and he immediately attracted everyone's attention.
In front of everyone's eyes, Lin Daguan raised the wine cup unhurriedly, and made three bowls in a row.
Then he said calmly: "I have confessed the punishment under you, and you will continue!" ”
Everyone: "."
You Lin Tailai has been pretending to be the beginning of the game since you came in, why are you suddenly not pretending now? Or is this a new approach?
The game continued, and when Lin Tai came here in the second round, he still took the initiative to admit punishment, and the three bowls of "tons and tons" were down.
In the third round, Lin Daguan still took the initiative to admit the punishment of the three bowls!
But most of the people here are old bureaucrats, and nuclear energy is calm. Although Lin Tailai behaved abnormally, he still pretended not to see it.
You Lin Tailai can drink if you like, and it's better not to participate.
But there are always people in the world who make a fuss, Dong Qichang hid in the crowd outside and shouted: "Lin Jieyuan, why don't you say poetry and only drink?" ”
Lin Daguan replied with a sense of wine: "Because the flying flower of Master Zhao makes the game too simple, there is no challenge at all, and it is far less interesting than drinking." ”
Zhao Yongxian didn't look at Lin Tailai, who was "outrageous", but his sharp eyes only patrolled back and forth in the peripheral crowd!
Which bastard provoked Lin Tailai's words? If you find it, fork it out!
Wang Zhiyou next to him persuaded: "You can't underestimate it, the further back this game goes, the more difficult it becomes, and there are fewer and fewer verses available." ”
Lin Tailai muttered loudly: "It's just a small skill of carving insects, what's the difficulty?" ”
He asked Zhao Yongxian again: "The rules of the game of Flying Flower Order should be that you can compose your own poems, right?" ”
Zhao Yongxian is still doing his best to ban Lin Tailai's talent: "If you compose your own poems and inlay words, it must be improvised according to the situation, and it can't have anything to do with Yaji!" ”
Lin Tailai held the wine cup, laughed a few times, and then said directly:
"First, after a thousand years of trance, if you go to Lanting to see the right army.
Second, Wang Xie is still merry, who can clear the water and clouds.
Third, the Linggong is a landmark, and you can smile when you meet.
Fourth, polishing has really become a Zhao Dynasty view, and the romance has been driven forward.
Fifth, Xiongcai Yuan heard from Taihu Lake, and all the signatures belonged to the king.
Sixth, Baile suddenly heard the three lanes, and it is still the old romance of Jiangzuo"
Lin Tailai said several rounds in one breath, as if every sentence was written by mouth, and every sentence was detained for today's elegant collection.
The two words Merry kept changing in Lin Tailai's mouth in order, and the flying flower order that should have been a collective group mouth became Lin Tailai's single mouth.
Everyone was speechless, the essence of the banquet word game is that everyone participates, not you Lin Tailai alone from beginning to end!
If they all play like you, it will be too simple.
If a game is too simple and undifficult, it will probably be boring, right?
Out of control, out of control again, Zhao Yongxian found that he might have experienced the feelings of the old alliance leader.
At this time, someone in the crowd shouted: "Dare to ask Lin Jieyuan, what is the difficulty of your usual literary games?" ”
But as soon as the man shouted, he was held down by two servants and dragged out.
"My difficulty?" Lin Tailai put down the wine cup and said drunkly: "Since someone asked, I will show you what is the difficulty!" ”
Then Lin Daguan asked people to bring pen and paper and wrote half a poem on the spot:
"The empty river hangs with a light sail, and I read the paintings of the East Building. Wet green weeping willow green creek bay, the moon sends the curtain to sparse rain and the evening wind is cold. ”
Then he recited it aloud and circulated it to others, and at the same time introduced:
"This is half a poppy beauty, only the upper run, who can continue the lower run!"
Shi Xing, another retro boss, couldn't see Lin Tailai's arrogant appearance, and he didn't look at this half of the words carefully, and shouted casually: "It's just half a word, what's so difficult?" ”
For people in the literary world, this is simply a hand!
After looking at it, Tang Wenwen, the champion of the current department, hurriedly reminded: "Senior Shi! It's a palindrome! ”
The so-called palindrome poetry is poetry that can be read both positive and negative.
For example, Lin Tailai wrote Shangque, according to the poppy word card format, and read it in reverse:
"The cold wind and evening rain are sparse, and the moon bay stream is green. The willow chuiqing wet painting the east of the building, reading the sails and the light boat of a river and the sky. ”
It is as elegant and beautiful as reading it right now, and it does not have the stiff and cobbled traces of an axe and chisel that most palindromic poems have.
Shi Xing was taken aback and asked Tang Zhuangyuan, "You can see it so quickly?" ”
Tang Wenwen replied honestly: "Last year, Lin Tailai blocked the twelve hairpins of Jinling in Hushu Pass, Suzhou, and used these half words to make Zhao Caiji sad, so I only knew." ”
"Already used? And then? Have you ever cracked it? Shi Xing asked again.
Tang Wenwen said: "Later, there was no later, Zhao Caiji did not respond to the battle at all, and directly drank with Lin Tailai for the night, so this half of the words are gone." ”
Shi Xing: "."
However, after being stunned, Shi Xing still said stiffly: "The difficulty of palindrome is just like that, is it possible that only you Lin Tailai can write?" ”
You don't have to have hands, but if you take the time to conceive it, you can always write it.
Lin Tailai snorted wine and said, "Who said that this is the only difficulty? Palindromic poems can also be called difficult? ”
Then he held up the manuscript of the poem and said: "The biggest difficulty in my half-word is that this is a love poem, and it is read from a male perspective when it is read positively, and it is read from a female perspective when it is read backwards.
So the combination of pros and cons is a pair of men and women, and the continuation cannot be separated from this framework! ”
Everyone: "."
Is this a literary game played by normal people? The difficulty has reached this point, can Yaji still be opened? You Lin Tai come and play in the mud by yourself!
Lin Daguan said with the strength of wine: "I just want to explain the difficulty of our update club's usual literary games, and I don't expect you to continue to write it, I have already boiled it out!" ”
Then he brought a pen and paper, and took the initiative to write out the next pen:
"Famous flowers have to know people without hatred, and the wild warbler is close. It is red and green to the end of spring, and suddenly annoys people and hates. ”
Reading the other way around, the lower rung becomes the upper ruffle:
"It's annoying to hate things for a long time, and it's suddenly a dead spring. The green and ruddy are close to the warbler, and no one knows the name of the flower in the wilderness. ”
The forward reading and reverse reading are very smooth, elegant and delicate, and the positive reading is male, and the reverse reading is female, which is extremely exquisite!
Everyone who has read poetry books has read palindromic poems, but they have never seen anything more technical than the one in front of them, and they can't help but fall into a long shock!
Only the drunken Lin Daguan shouted: "I don't know how difficult it is for your retro school to practice poetry on weekdays, but our renewal club is boiling literature, and we are all according to this standard!" ”
"Bang!" Zhao Yongxian couldn't bear to refuge the case: "This is a pure game, without any intention, and it has fallen into the left low!" ”
Tang Wenwen, the champion of today's department, exclaimed: "Teacher, don't say it again!" ”
Lin Daguan looked at Zhao Yongxian blankly: "Bachelor Zhao wants to listen to the poetry of the Great Dao?" Say it early!
After entering the capital, write a song of seven laws, which should be in line with the interest of Mr. Zhao! Please listen up, Mr. Zhao! ”
Then everyone heard a new poem from Lin Daguan's mouth:
The husband only held the Wu hook in his hand, and his spirit was higher than that of a hundred feet up.
Who has written history for 10,000 years, and wants to be a marquis 3,000 miles away.
will be quick to follow the way, that there is leisure to chase the water gulls.
Laughing at the moon by the Lugou Bridge, how many people have come to Yingzhou from now on? ”
After Lin Tailai finished reciting, he found that this poem was too suitable for his own situation, and he didn't need to change a word.
Everyone watched as an elegant gathering initiated by a retro sect turned into a solo show of someone Lin again.
Wang Zhiyou, who had observed Lin Tailai's words and deeds up close, finally understood what the fifteenth sister meant by "liking to step on people with poetry".
When will the monthly pass be doubled?
(End of chapter)