Everyone in the live broadcast room: "......!!! ”

Sure enough, to watch the live broadcast, you have to watch the melon, which comes with its own traffic, and there is gossip everywhere.

The family members in the live broadcast room also called for friends one after another, and in the blink of an eye, the number of people soared to 1,008, "Come and see, there's an old man here hooking up with an old lady!" ”

Xu Tianxin hurriedly ran closer and shouted, "Milk." ”

After calling, he looked at the old man next door, but he didn't greet him as usual according to his memory.

However, when the old man saw Xu Tianxin, his dark face was full of smiles.

He picked up the wall and laughed twice, revealing half of his teeth with a little rest, the teeth with a little rest were yellow, and the teeth were black, and then he walked back with his hands behind his back while getting off the ladder and talking.

I don't know who it was for: "I said, the child is at home." ”

The other party turned around and disappeared, but it made Mrs. Xu even more angry.

"You come back to me!"

This toad chasing frogs is ugly and playful, Mrs. Xu can't wait to fly into the courtyard immediately, grab the stinky and shameless neck collar to pull the dam, and let the old thing say it in front of everyone, what is the child at home.

What a pit person, what about her live broadcast.

"Huh? Granny Grandma! Xu Tianxin hurriedly hugged her jumping body.

Grandma was short and had long hair, and she had just climbed the wall and tripped over her hair, and almost crawled into the yard.

"Milk, let's get rid of it, if you ask him again at this time, he will only say that he doesn't mean anything else."

Mrs. Xu was panting and was helped down by her granddaughter before she could stand firm, and suddenly stared at Xu Tianxin's bangs with wide eyes.

Xu Tianxin was a little embarrassed to dodge back, covering his curly bangs with one hand, while quietly pointing to the sky. Some things are inconvenient to say, for fear of being heard by people in the live broadcast room, and she will be struck by lightning, and then her whole person will be on fire.

But presumably grandma should be able to understand that she has a new hairstyle that was freshly permed by the God of Wealth.

Mrs. Xu lifted her granddaughter's bangs, which was enough to stumble if she was tanned, which gave us children a teddy hairstyle.

Let's not talk about whether the family is poor and young in the future, whether the object will be found in the future, just the current image of her granddaughter, but a slightly better young man, can't be happy to develop any love and hatred with her granddaughter.

After checking that her forehead was not burned, Mrs. Xu breathed a sigh of relief, and then began to slap her hands and swear: "Family, grandma is really a serious person, I don't believe you listen to me." ”

Let's go back to the front yard and chat.

The old lady has a mirror in her heart, and some things would rather be talked about with the family members in the live broadcast room, rather than casually told to others, anyway, there is nowhere to pass on the modern ones to her.

I don't make it clear in the live broadcast room, people are thinking about this grandma.

Especially the old words are ambiguous, as if she pretended to be serious in front of the child, and she was entangled with him on weekdays.

Mrs. Xu curled up her half-dry hair to show everyone, no matter how excited she was, she didn't forget to promise her family, and said bluntly:

"It's all grandfathers, and they stink and shameless, so such a man should be nailed into a coffin to be honest.

He has a daughter-in-law, and his daughter-in-law is still my cousin who has not come out of five clothes, and we live in neighbors in the east and west courtyards.

Although over the years, my cousin and I have been like enemies over some small things.

Including building this broken thatched house, she didn't say that my roof deliberately raised a finger would press her family's luck, and her family complained about my house when she drank cold water and stuffed her teeth.

When the trouble was the most fierce, she took all the chickens away and covered the house, preventing our family from crowing the chickens, and it was delayed for several mornings.

But no matter how noisy and noisy it is, is it not that the relatives have been severed, from the cousin's side, is it that the dead old man also belongs to the brother-in-law and sister-in-law?

As a result, you saw it, chatting and talking.

I was picking up a cane to see the cucumbers in his yard confiscated, and he came out of nowhere and startled me.

So I regret my family, when I encounter this kind of black blind man who is not divided into relatives and six masters, what do you scold, you should scratch him directly from the moment he shows up, right? Looking back, we can also say, I don't know if someone made a mistake. ”

Speaking of this in one breath, Mrs. Xu took a break, and she had to quickly prove her innocence.

As for why I have to see the cucumbers at my cousin's house next door.

Mrs. Xu was because she just woke up yesterday, and Hao Yinhua had her hands covered in her vomit, which was really beneficial to save her.

Follow the memory and rummage again, the two old sisters are really not a big deal, she just thinks, since she is replaced by Mrs. Xu, she will improve the relationship, not to mention sisters or sisters, there is no such sentence? Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors.

So if she really wants to take the copper plate to collect cucumbers, she can think about it first, and the bird next door can quietly accept it, which can not only improve the relationship but also repay yesterday's favor.

Including yesterday, whoever helped her, she would accept whomever she wanted, and when the time came, she said that she would only give these copper plates to help others collect cucumbers. Other families in the village, she doesn't give money if she wants to, it's okay to barter.

But I didn't expect such an episode to appear with just one eye.

While showing the combed hairstyle of the ancient old lady, Mrs. Xu continued to tell everyone: "Don't hide it from my family, I was confused at first, because for decades, that dead old man has always been honest in my impression, and he has never said such a thing to me. Even the people in the village commented that he was an honest man, so you just think about this kind of wilting person. ”

It seems that I can't make up a pot of wine for eight years, and now I poured so much cat urine in one breath to be exposed.

Mrs. Xu's sixth feeling is that she is definitely not self-inflicted.

The whole process goes like this.

Although Kung Fu turned her head and was startled by the figure that appeared coldly, she still said hello first, why is her brother-in-law at home?

This dead old man has an ox cart, and he pulls his feet to earn money on weekdays, and her stupid cousin is tall and strong in size 40, and she works in the fields, and she is stunned to say that the man is not in good health and buys an ox cart.

Unexpectedly, after saying hello, the old thing got drunk, and replied that someone else had hired him to pull the pigs, and when he came back, he asked her to go to the garden to pick them at will.

Seeing that she really didn't go, she called her sister, and she had to wait for a while, and she rubbed against the wall and said, I earned no less than a pig killer all year round.

In fact, until this time, she still wondered how to drink some dog urine and shake the family outside, and then the old man said: "I'll leave my house by myself." You said that I don't have anything to say to your sister every day, unlike what you talk and laugh about. And said, "Your sister stinks, and she doesn't look like you......" She turned her face.

If she doesn't turn her face and her granddaughter doesn't show up, she has to say that she doesn't look like you.

Phew, the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

At this time, half of the people in the live broadcast room were laughing to death, there was such a flowery thing at such an age.

Half of them were helping Grandma Muskmelon analyze, "Grandma, you can't learn from your cousin yet, the honest character is so good, can she believe it." The people in the village don't think you're talking nonsense. When a woman encounters this kind of thing, especially grandma, you don't have a wife, and you always suffer. ”

Don't.

This is where Mrs. Xu feels aggrieved, how good it would be if she were an old man.

You said that why didn't there be a grandfather who was dying with his granddaughter in the first place, otherwise she would have to cross over to be an old man. But at that time, I really didn't want my granddaughter to be transgender, so I was restricted.

If the granddaughter becomes a boy, it is not a matter of having many cows underneath and not knowing whether to find a woman or a man, it is in case she is arrested for forced labor, or if she is conscripted in another ten years. When the time comes, her uncles will be old, and people don't want that age, she will no longer be alive, what should she do if she takes her granddaughter away.

Mrs. Xu snatched the mallet from her granddaughter's hand and washed the sacks for a few cheap sons, and scolded hatefully: "There are other people outside this dog thing, see how you catch him, I will broadcast live in the middle of the night." A door-to-door son-in-law is also worthy of pulling calves? Well, I forgot to mention that he came to the door, otherwise he would have an ox cart. ”

This is also the reason why the Xu family often refers to the West Courtyard as the old Hao family, and the children in that courtyard follow their mother's surname.

Mrs. Xu's cousin has long been turned into bone slag now, I have to say that he is very blind, after his son got smallpox, he married Yu Jiaba for his daughter Hao Yinhua to buy a house and land, and took care of his son-in-law's face and deliberately did not buy these in Haojia Village. I'm afraid that after his absence, his son-in-law will often be pointed at in Haojia Village, and he will often get angry with his daughter when he is depressed for a long time.