Chapter 469: He Doesn't Believe It!
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Chapter 471: He Doesn't Believe It!
The main reason is that Lin Tailai feels that Zhou Yingqiu's performance style is too flamboyant and outgoing, which is not suitable for the current occasion.
Now there is a greater need for a restrained style of performance so that it does not appear too obtrusive and does not alarm those targets.
So Lin Tailai decided to make a show and set the tone first.
He sat in the prisoner car, sighed, and said to his friends around the prison car, very melancholy:
"Seeing that most of the gentlemen are from Jiangnan, it is late spring at the moment, presumably the red beans in my hometown have begun to bear fruit, right?"
Everyone looked at each other, they thought that Lin Tailai would indulge and groan, but they were just homesick?
Red beans, also known as acacia seeds, are produced in the south and are a common image of longing in poetry.
"So I had some occasional gains on the road and wrote some "Red Bean Songs"."
As Lin Tai spoke, he took out a few pieces of manuscript paper from under the mat of the prisoner cart and distributed them to his friends.
Everyone passed it on, only to see that it was written: "Jiangnan red bean tree, one leaf and one acacia." Red beans are still exhausted, and lovesickness is endless. ”
"Lin Zhuangyuan used to take a lot of care of our Jinyiwei brothers, and today our brothers will take good care of Lin Zhuangyuan!"
After the shrill whistle, suddenly forty or fifty knights, shouting "sit in the hall", rushed out of the mountains and forests on both sides.
At this moment, suddenly twenty or thirty horsemen galloped from the direction of Jingshi, and the sound of dense horses' hooves broke everyone's thoughts.
In an instant, the top of the cage was lifted to the side! The cage trees around were scattered and fell, and there was even a cage wood that flew to Liu Qianhu's feet!
There are already two songs here, are the third and fourth songs still far away?
Sure enough, Lin Tailai took out a few more poems from under the mat in the prisoner car, which were still two cross poems of the same genre.
To be honest, this little poem is fresh and simple, with a small number of words but intriguing, as if a thousand words are contained in these twenty words, which is considered a masterpiece.
Liu Xi, the leader of the brocade guards, held up a thick silk edict and replied: "This official is ordered to take over, please cooperate with the handover!" If in doubt, please play it yourself! ”
Then Liu Qianhu smiled and said, "Lin Zhuangyuan is on the road!" There are still hundreds of miles away from Jingshi, and the road is uneven, so it is inevitable to bump and bump, and I hope that Lin Zhuangyuan will forgive me. ”
The visual effects are directly full, which makes Liu Qianhu dumbfounded!
What kind of broken quality is this cage, dare to put it up and pretend to be!
Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, today Lin Tailai can be regarded as falling into the hands of Jinyiwei!
Today, let him Liu Qianhu represent Jinyiwei and punish the villain Lin Tailai!
Jinyiwei went to arrest people, what scene have you never seen? What is the use of having many people in the face of the Divine Decree?
Thinking of this, everyone suddenly had a thought, Lin Tailai wouldn't really be planted this time, right?
The internal reason for the great change in the style of poetry is often because of the violent fluctuations of life, which leads to a change in the poet's state of mind.
But this subtle and fresh painting style doesn't match Lin Tailai's image?
Just after reading it, a poem manuscript came out of the prisoner car, and it was still a small poem with two crosses:
"Red beans remember acacia, like turning twelve o'clock. The moss money is round and green, and few people know about it. ”
All friends know that ordinary people compose poems one by one, but Lin Tailai's poems are often composed in groups.
If Lin Tailai hadn't suffered a huge setback, how could he have such homesickness?
It's all coming, and the form always has to go. Ushering in and sending it off, socializing and singing is the basic skill of the Ming literati.
With Lin Tailai's movements, the cage in the car seemed to be unable to accommodate Lin Tailai's body, and it suddenly exploded!
Immediately, Liu Qianhu walked outside the prisoner car, but he was afraid that Lin Tailai would beat people through the cage, so he stood a few steps away.
From the fourteenth year of Wanli to this year, at least hundreds of official schools in Jinyiwei have been beaten by Lin Tailai.
When the friends present who received the notice and came to visit Lin Tailai heard this, they were in an uproar, and it turned out to be the brocade-clothed guards who came to take people!
He didn't believe it, Lin Tailai, who was locked up in a cage, could he still do it to himself?
In the face of the holy decree, even as a nine-layer Great Perfection Imperial History, Wang Xiangmeng had no choice, it was impossible for him to openly resist the decree.
Everyone on the streets of Jingshi knows that the one who shouts "sit in the hall" to Lin Tailai must be the Lin family's gang of "family members".
If you look at the anthology of a great Ming literati, you will find that a large proportion of the works are such social works.
Where did Liu Qianhu know the power of this sentence, and said as if arguing: "Lin Zhuangyuan, rest assured, you will definitely be alive and arrive at Beizhen Fusi alive!" ”
Liu Qianhu turned over and dismounted, and when he handed over to Wang Xiangmeng, he saw Wang Xiangmeng's worried expression, and couldn't help but say proudly:
Lin Tailai, who was sitting in the cage, came back to his senses from the long exam, looked at Liu Qianhu contemptuously, and responded simply: "You are dead." ”
Lin Tailai, who was sitting in the prison car, was also shocked, this was an unexpected situation that he had no plan at all!
In Lin Tailai's heart, the nature of this incident is completely "infighting" among court officials, and it has nothing to do with the emperor, how could the emperor end up in person?
He Lin Tailai did have the intention of catching big fish, but he didn't think about fishing whales.
Moreover, the "isolation" of the cage was lost between him and Lin Tailai, and Liu Qianhu's sense of security was also lost, and he hurriedly took a few big steps backwards.
"Lin Tailai! This official Jinyi Wei Qianhu Liu Xi is ordered to take you to Beizhen Fusi for trial! ”
"Acacia throws red beans, and spring flowers fill the painting building. After the wind and rain, new sorrow and old sorrow. ”
At this time, Lin Tailai, who was in the cage, stood up, then put his hands on the top of the cage and kicked the soles of his feet towards the cage post.
Xiao Wang Yushi shook his head and said helplessly: "Do you think this official is worried about Lin Jiuyuan?" It's you who are worried! ”
He didn't believe it, these people still dared to besiege the Jinyi Guard Official Academy that was ordered to do things!
In the blink of an eye, more than 20 Jinyi Wei official schools were beaten by the Lin family!
The pampered hereditary official academy is far inferior to the other party's combat effectiveness, and the number of people is only half of the opponent's, how can I have an advantage?
More than a dozen government schools fell to the ground on the spot, and the remaining five or six people retreated to Liu Qianhu's side.
When he rushed to the south gate of Juyong Pass, the knight led by him stopped sharply and shouted:
Standing on the prisoner car, Lin Tailai looked up at the sky, raised his arms and shouted: "The sun is clear!" It's clear every day! There are traitors who deceive the Holy One! ”
Friends feel weird, the poems are all masterpieces, but such a graceful work is created from the hands of you, Lin Tailai, a majestic giant who is eight or nine feet tall, it seems very strange.
Lin Tailai in the prisoner car didn't care what others thought, and shouted loudly: "Hurry up! Don't be stunned, everyone, start responding with the poem, hurry up! ”
Liu Qianhu was still calm, clenched the edict in his hand, and asked, "Lin Tailai!" How dare you instruct your family to rob prisoners? ”
Lin Tailai took out a bamboo whistle from his arms and blew it vigorously.
Liu Xi didn't understand Wang Yushi's words, and he didn't want to understand, he had a holy decree in his hand, and he was afraid of a fart!
At this time, the nine-year Great Perfection Imperial History King Xiangmeng, who was previously in charge of escorting Lin Tailai, took a few steps forward, blocked the Jinyi Wei Tiqi, and asked:
"Lin Tailai's matter has its own legal division, what does it have to do with Beizhen Fusi?"
After the friends who were watching in the outer circle saw this scene, they were finally relieved together.
This style of painting is normal, this is the Lin Tailai they are familiar with.
Lin Tailai still shouted "Zhaozhao every day" in the end, and they didn't know the Lin Tailai who sang "Red Bean Song" in a low voice before!
"Let's do it! Let's have a song! The crowd couldn't help but cheer together.
Lin Tailai pressed down with both hands, signaled everyone to be quiet, and then said affectionately:
"A trip to the mountain, a trip to the water, the body to the side of Yuguan, a thousand tent lights in the middle of the night.
The wind is more, the rain is more, the dream of the broken hometown is not true, and there is no sound in the old garden.
A song "Sauvignon Blanc" is given to the hometown that haunts me! ”
Everyone: "."
I understand, today's theme is homesickness, and Lin Jiuyuan didn't prepare anything else at all.
Mo Feilin Jiuyuan also wants to learn from the Ministry of Rites Shen Shangshu to run away with a bucket, is this forcibly paving the way?
Lin Tailai jumped out of the prisoner car, and between the shaking of his sleeves, he revealed a corner of the inner leather armor, and pulled out a copper helmet from the car, and put it on his head for a long time.
Liu Qianhu's eyes almost popped out again, whose prisoner can still hide his armor? What kind of unscrupulous prisoner is this?
In front of him was Lin Tailai, who was covered in armor, and around him were forty or fifty other people, Liu Qianhu suddenly felt that he was completely surrounded.
Lin Tailai moved his legs and feet a few times, twisted his neck, and walked towards Liu Qianhu menacingly.
"I can't do it! Brother Lin can't help it! Zhou Yingqiu, who was sober in the world, shouted.
This is not a street fight in the past, it is not a private brawl scene!
The other party is a brocade guard officer holding an edict! Attacking the Jinyi guard who is ordered to do things is almost equivalent to openly resisting the order!
"Lin Tailai! Don't make a mistake! Liu Qianhu held the edict high and shouted at Lin Tailai with righteousness.
He didn't believe it, you Lin Tailai dared to beat the person holding the edict in public!
But Lin Tailai turned a deaf ear, as if he hadn't heard anything else say, and walked all the way to Liu Qianhu.
The powerful momentum is like a mountain, and it makes Liu Qianhu almost unstable!
Lin Tailai slapped him over, but Liu Qianhu didn't dare not fight back, but just dodged.
But he might as well be kicked by Lin Tailai again, and Liu Qianhu flew out directly and fell to the ground.
Even if he has fallen to the ground, even if his face has been trampled into the soil, Liu Qianhu still dutifully holds the edict tightly!
Under Lin Tailai's feet, Liu Qianhu shouted with all his might: "The factory guard official school is ordered to take people, and they will be arrested without restraint!" ”
He didn't believe it, you Lin Tailai really dared to deal with the brocade guard officer with the edict!
Lin Tailai gave a few orders, and several family members came over and tied Liu Qianhu firmly with a cowhide rope.
Even the edict was fixed in Liu Qianhu's hand with a cowhide rope to ensure that it would not fall and be lost.
Liu Qianhu only had his mouth moving all over his body, and he was still screaming hoarsely.
He didn't believe it, you Lin Tailai still dared to resist the decree!
Lin Tailai asked very strangely: "Didn't the will take me to Beizhen Fusi for trial?" It's not that I don't follow you, so why resist? ”
Then he said to the others: "Now Liu Qianhu is going to escort me to Fusi in the north town of the capital, and I will go on the road!" Don't delay the will! ”
Liu Qianhu, who was tied up solidly: "."
A family member came and asked, "What should other government schools do?" ”
Lin Tailai said with disgust: "They didn't hold the edict, don't care if they live or die!"
Just throw it here, leave someone to report to the defenders at Juyong Pass, and let the defenders of Juyong Pass come over and treat them casually.
No, I'd better go back to Juyong Pass in person and tell them! ”
Left and right persuaded together: "This little thing, why do you need to work in the museum?" Just send whoever you want. ”
Lin Tailai replied very honestly: "I was in a hurry just now, and I forgot to write a poem in Juyongguan, so I just went back to make up for it." ”
After finishing the matter, Lin Tailai grabbed Liu Qianhu and threw it on the board of the prisoner car, then turned over and rode towards the capital.
Friends followed behind, and there was a lot of discussion.
After tossing for half a day, I definitely won't be able to get to the capital before dark, and I need to rest for a night at the post station on the way.
Departing early the next morning, the team arrived at the Desheng Gate in the capital in the morning, but was stopped by the officers and soldiers guarding the city gate, because the procession looked too peculiar.
Lin Tailai pointed to Liu Qianhu, who was tied to the car board, and explained to the city gatekeeper:
"This is Liu Xi, a thousand households in Jinyiwei, who was ordered to escort me Lin Tailai to Beizhen Fusi for trial, and what was tied to his hand was the edict."
The city gate general looked at Liu Qianhu who was tied to the car board, and said in confusion: "Are you sure he escorted you?" ”
Lin Tailai nodded, and said seriously: "Yes, I am under his escort, and I will go to Beizhen Fusi after entering the city." ”
The city gate always felt that the water was very deep, so he pretended not to notice anything, and put Lin Tailai and Liu Qianhu into the city.
Desheng Gate is the north gate, and most of the official offices are in the south, Lin Tailai and forty family members were escorted by Liu Qianhu alone, and walked through the streets and alleys of the capital.
Until the southeast corner of the imperial city, Liu Qianhu, who could only move his mouth, no longer closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
opened his mouth and shouted: "This is not the way to Fusi in Jinyi Weibei Town, not in this direction!" ”
Lin Tailai sneered: "I'm back in the capital, shouldn't I go to the Hanlin Academy to report first?" ”
Dozens of big men stood outside the gate of the Royal Street, but the long-tested Hanlin Academy gate official was very calm and did not panic at all.
Lin Tailai said to the door officer: "I was escorted back to Beijing by Liu Qianhu, the Jinyi guard, and now I am going to Beizhen Fusi to hear the trial, please inform the scholars!" ”
Only then did the doorman notice that there was a suspected military attache in the crowd, who was tied to the car board.
Could it be that this is Liu Qianhu, the Jinyi guard who is responsible for escorting Lin Hanlin?
Leaving the gate of the Hanlin Academy, Lin Tailai still did not go to Jinyiwei, and turned a corner and came to the Ministry of Rites.
Then he directly blocked the door of the Ministry of Rites and shouted: "The people of the host and guest division get out!" ”
At this time, the Ministry of Rites was vacant, and no one could carry the matter, and of course no one was willing to carry the matter.
Lin Tailai continued to scold: "Literati scum! actually colluded with the factory guards to escort me Lin Tai back to Beijing! And what face is on an errand in the Ministry of Rites! ”
Yu Shenxing, the waiter of the Ministry of Rites, had to come out and scolded: "Hugh has to be a fool!" ”
Lin Tailai pointed to Liu Qianhu who was tied to the car board, "This is Liu Qianhu who was ordered to escort me back to Beijing!"
The witnesses are there! Is there anything else you don't dare to admit in the Ministry of Rites? ”
Yu Shenxing: "."
Could it be that there is still some misunderstanding of the definition of escort over the years?
Liu Qianhu closed his eyes in shame and pain, he felt like he was being dragged through the streets, and he was about to become the biggest conspicuous bag in the officialdom of Beijing this year.
No wonder the Yanguan didn't dare to provoke Lin Tailai easily, he was really beating people and punishing people.
Lin Tailai urged the waiter: "Stop talking nonsense! Let Chen Tai, the host and guest of the Shilang, come out and go to the trial together!
With me without him, with him without me! There can only be one Tai Lai in the court! ”
(End of chapter)