Chapter 241: My hometown, I live in this butt
"Damn! Accidentally, let them take advantage of the loophole! β
With a "snap", Epshire slapped a stack of newspapers on the desk, with a fiery expression.
It's nothing more than all kinds of news about the Avengers defeating the invading aliens and saving the planet.
In Epsher's opinion, since Black Superman trusted her so much and put the Watchmen Alliance in her hands, then she had an obligation to let the Watchmen Alliance grow and grow.
Originally, after the Watchmen League got Sykes Technology and Bigfoot Gang together, the reputation has grown day by day, and it has become the signature of the League of Super Heroes.
Unexpectedly, an Avengers suddenly appeared, wanting to challenge the status of the Warden Alliance.
but let them succeed in stealing the house.
This makes Epshire angry now.
"What's the big deal? Isn't it just because of his deep background and ability to liaise with people from special departments such as the Ministry of Defense that he is far ahead of our Warden Alliance in terms of intelligence? If we had known about this group of aliens in advance, we at the Watchmen League would have been able to do better than you. β
Epshire whispered unconvinced.
So far, even if the official is still covering it up, many people are stunned, but she has figured it out, Cybertron, Decepticons, Megatron, Autobots, Optimus Prime......
In the early days of the battle between the Decepticons and the Autobots, the people in the relevant departments found the two giants of the Avengers, Iron Man and the Blue Devils, to act as advisors to solve the problems of the Decepticons and the Autobots.
The Watchmen League is missing this information channel.
Otherwise, as long as you notify Black Superman, Megatron and Optimus Prime, what is it?
How many divisions do they have?
Can you get a punch from Black Superman?
"And those abominable aliens! When is it not good to invade the earth, I just picked a time when a black superman is not in the Overwatch Union Building! It's so damning! For no reason, I went to send the results to the group of Avengers. β
Epshire gritted her teeth.
"No, we can't go on like this!"
Epshire immediately notified all members of the Overwatch Coalition to come over for a meeting.
"Eldest sister, what's the matter?"
Add yawned and walked out, he had been with Johnny until late last night, and he hadn't even woken up yet.
"How did you get enough sleep? At your age, at your stage, can you sleep? Is it a bit of a show? β
When Epshire saw Eddie's appearance, he was furious.
It made Eddie look confused.
Aren't I usually like this?
Because although there are supervillains, there are not so many, and in our spare time, don't we all do our own things?
Didn't I join the Watchmen Alliance because the Watchmen Alliance had a high salary, good benefits, and a lot of free time?
"Look! Check it out, y'all! Epshire sent the newspaper down: "This Avengers are becoming more and more arrogant now, they just want to ride on our heads, can you bear this?" β
"What's so unbearable about this?" Eddie muttered, "Aren't you all fighting crime and doing your part for world peace?" β
Epshire swept over with a cold eye, frightened Eddie, and said, "Although they are all superhero organizations born to fight crime, they also have to be different, right?" Do you think that when people go out and fans see you, they say that you are the Avengers superhero? Will you be happy? β
"Yes, that's right!" Raphael said coldly: "Either you don't do things, or you must do your best!" I don't want people to say I'm part of a second-rate organization! β
"Wow, I don't want to be said to be from the Avengers." Mickey said.
Dhoni pushed his glasses and said:
"Compared to the Avengers, our Warmen Alliance's reaction this time is really a little slower......"
"Okay, okay......" Eddie said helplessly, "What do you want to do, big sister?" β
"I don't think we can manage as loosely as we used to." "In the future, we have to set strict rules and regulations to find out where everyone is," said Epsher. β
"For example, Eddie, you will be the spokesperson of the Watch Alliance in the future, CPO, responsible for external affairs, dealing with reporters or something; Frank is the intelligence officer, CIO, and will be responsible for the intelligence work of the Overwatch Alliance in the future, and it is imperative that the situation of the Avengers this time does not occur again, they have all solved the super crisis that destroyed the earth, and we only know what happened; Dhoni is the Chief Technology Officer, CTO, and will be responsible for the technical work of the Watchmen Alliance, including network intrusion, high-tech research and development, etc.; Sprint is an instructor for the Watchmen League, CQO, you will spend 1 hour a day in the future, receiving special training from Sputlin; And ......"
"What about me?" Zhao Hailun opened her mouth curiously and pointed to herself: "Don't I have any position?" β
"You?" Epshire thought for a moment and said, "Then you should be the CWO, the president of the Women's Federation." β
Helen Zhao: "......"
"In short, in the future, each of you will have your own position within the Warden Alliance, and you must do your own work." "On top of that, we're going to have to find the supervillain ourselves!" Comrades, we must give full play to our subjective initiative and find out our own achievements! There are so many people outside, more than 7 billion, such a huge base, and I'm afraid that I can't find a few customers? I'm here to talk, if anyone has a way to make our Overwatch League momentum overwhelm the Avengers in one fell swoop, I'll give him half a year off, I said, I'll figure out a way, even if you give up your face in front of Black Superman, I will definitely do it for you! β
Add scratched his head vigorously.
Why is it that the more he listens to these words, it looks like the big cake that his former boss painted for him?
"For the better development of the alliance, I have a rough plan in my heart, every night in the future, everyone can go in teams of two, go to various restless neighborhoods in New York to patrol, petty theft, to murder and robbery, and even supervillains, catch one, there will be a corresponding bonus, the same, every month everyone has a task indicator, it will not be too outrageous, but the indicator is not completed, then the salary will be deducted......"
"......" Eddie wailed in his heart, it's over, Epshire is really going to make KPI standards, and if he wants to go to a nightclub in the future, do you still have time? I'm afraid I don't have to be busy spinning like a spinning top every day.
"Big sister!" Eddie still wanted to struggle a little, raised his hand and asked, "Isn't our Watchmen League a superhero organization?" Wouldn't we become like a normal company? I also go out every night to patrol around...... Isn't that what NYPD does? We don't have to do that, do we? β
"Add! You've let me down so much! Epshire hated iron and said, "We are the Watchmen Alliance, and ordinary companies are qualified to compare with us?" We go to look for it, in order to protect the safety of the lives and property of New York citizens, it is a great and noble mission, ordinary companies let you 996 overtime, that is for their own interests, whose interests are we for? It's not for the good of the people! As long as the people live well, happily, and steadily, what are we doing if we are a little bitter and tired? β
"Uh......"
Eddie feels weird, this seems to be what the White House should do, we did these things, so why did the White House go?
"This is just such a rough plan, and no specific measures have been taken yet." Epshire smiled gently and said, "Whoever wants any opinions or suggestions, you can tell me, or you can go and tell Black Superman, and we will try to reach an agreement." β
"Opinions? Where do you have any opinions, big sister, I support your decision! Addish sneered.
After Epshire finished speaking, his eyes were fixed on Add, who still didn't understand what it meantβif he dared to jump, he would kill him.
"Looks like no one has any objections, right? Very well, this resolution was happily passed. β
Epshire had the final word.
The Punisher doesn't matter, anyway, he knows that he is in the Warden Alliance, he is a coolie, as long as he doesn't die, then he will die; Zhao Hailun doesn't care, because she is just a helpless scientist, and those things on the battlefield will definitely not be his turn; The four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles didn't matter, because they were out day and night, and they used to run up and go around every day, and Epshar's proposal didn't have any effect on them......
Only Eddie kept complaining in his heart.
"Add, Scarlet Spider-Woman is not here, you should inform her then, in addition, she has a special status, and there are some rules that you don't have to follow for the time being."
epshire says:
"Also, help me contact the CEO of Mercer, I have a business to talk to him."
Add nodded bitterly.
Mary Jane was still a student, and Epshire knew about it, so Mary Jane went to school and spent a lot of time in the Overwatch League Building, and many things were relayed by Eddie.
As for Mercer, it is the world's largest human resource management consulting company, the world's largest benefits outsourcing provider, with more than 25,000 customers, and is the world's leading provider of consulting, outsourcing and investment services.
Mercer helps clients maximize the performance of their employee health, benefits and retirement plans, and optimize workforce performance while managing costs.
We also offer customized administrative, technical and total benefits outsourcing solutions.
In other words, the matter of Epshire setting KPIs for the Watchmen Alliance is serious, not something that can be forgotten with a pat on the head.
"Oh my God! Oh, my God! β
Eddie suddenly wanted to cry.
Isn't it, he used to KPIs in other companies, but now he has reached the Watchmen Alliance, and he will continue to KPIs, so this Watchmen Alliance, isn't he here for nothing?
β¦β¦
Columbia University.
Located in the Manhattan borough of New York City, the campus is a beautiful blend of modern and historic elements.
The Gothic architecture on campus is striking, with classical bell towers and stone steps contrasting with modern high-rise buildings and tree-lined streets. The library, academic buildings, and residence halls are all uniquely designed to speak to the history and culture of Columbia University.
Located right next to Central Park, you can enjoy the beautiful scenery of the changing seasons. The surrounding museums, theaters, and cultural centers add to the artistic atmosphere of the campus. There are also a variety of gourmet restaurants and shopping options in the surrounding area, allowing people to experience the convenience and variety of urban life while enjoying the academic atmosphere.
"Well, the scenery is not bad, right?"
White Night took Michaela and walked around the campus of Columbia University, smiling.
"Well, it's beautiful!"
Michaela nodded vigorously.
She felt like she was in a dream now, because she had just met with Lee Carol Bollinger, the president of Columbia University, in the company of White Night, and had gone through the formalities to study for an MBA at Columbia University as a transfer student, and then she could take graduates like everyone elseβshe could only say, she understood everything.
Michaela didn't expect that she would be able to get her Ivy League diploma so easily.
How ironic it is that in those years, who worked diligently and worked hard, but still desperately knew that he was insulated from the ivy League.
It's not as good as a word on Bai Ye's lips.
"In the future, when you are free, you can come here to school, but don't take this too seriously, I will ask a private tutor to help you with your homework one-on-one, this is what can really make you learn." Bai Ye said: "What about you, while taking classes, you can come to the Avengers, as my secretary, do some practical operations, combine theory and practice, and progress at a speed, so you can't take off?" β
In fact, between people, in addition to the real god of learning, the gap in real IQ is very small, but the children of the bottom, middle class, and powerful families can access the environment and social resources, which are completely different, with the same IQ, the children at the bottom have to work ten times harder to catch up with the middle-class children, and they have to work a hundred times harder to catch up with the children of the powerful families.
White Night has now provided Michaela with the most extravagant educational resources, as long as she is not really muddy and can't support the wall, then she must be able to succeed - he still vaguely remembers that in the original world, without the influence of White Night, Michaela seems to have run to work in the government later, and got rid of Sam, a young man with hanging silk, which fully shows that Michaela herself is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
Michaela smacked her lips.
Ordinary people can go to Columbia University, so don't they fly to the moon excitedly?
Bai Ye let her, when she has free time, go to class casually......
After visiting the Columbia campus, White Night took Michaela to lunch.
It was a French meal.
French classic garlic snail puff pastry bowl, black pepper brandy foie gras pie, creamy cauliflower soup with pan-fried scallops and Italian smoked ham......
"Michaela, you also know now, your cousin Epshire is not an ordinary person, have you ever thought of contacting her?"
Bai Ye asked.
"Cousin......" Michaela hesitated for a while and said, "I haven't been in touch with her for a long time, and I know that she is mixing so well now, so I got together, isn't it a little flattering?" β
"Hey!" Bai Ye waved his hand and said, "Don't think too highly of her, you are no worse than her now!" She graduated from Columbia University with a degree in journalism, you also graduated from Columbia MBA, she is one of the administrators of the Overwatch League, and you are about to be one of the administrators of the Avengers, what are you afraid of? β
"I think, after all, the two of you are relatives, broken bones are still connected to tendons, how about everyone mixing in a circle in the future, how about contacting each other? In case something happens in the future, it's easy to solve it. β
White Night can point to when the sisters Michaela and Epshire can be placed on the same bed, if the two don't know each other, then it's a joke.
Hum!
Let Johnny that guy, show off in front of him with Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian sisters, and now I have the best sisters to spend on your quality, who loses and who wins?
"That'...... All right. β
Michaela says:
"After eating, I'll call my cousin."
Bai Ye and Michaela were eating lunch and chatting when the phone he had put aside rang.
"Mildew?"
"Hey Bai Ye, where are you?"
After answering the phone in the white night, Mildew couldn't wait to ask.
"Huh?"
Bai Ye's brows furrowed slightly.
This chick, can't she see herself and Michaela, right?
His super vision opened and he looked around.
I didn't find any signs of mold.
"What's the matter, I'm eating."
Bai Ye steadied his hand.
"Eat? What to eat? Mildew asked casually.
"Catfish."
"Huh?" Mildew was stunned, "Can you still eat that thing?" I heard it looks very dirty, right? β
"Dirty is a little dirty, but ...... Eh, what am I telling you about this, this is not public information, I have the right to decide, or not to make it public. Bai Ye said nonsense: "Okay, let's talk about it, what are you looking for me?" β
"If you're free now, come to my house." "I have good news for you. β
"You have it?"
"Phew! You've got it! I'm still so young, and I haven't had enough flowers, so I don't want to have children so early! Mildew snorted lightly and said, "Anyway, aren't you coming?" β
"Okay, I'll come over in a moment."
Bai Ye didn't ask to the end.
He was intrigued, but he really wanted to know what good news Mildew was going to tell him.
After lunch, after Bai Ye dropped Michaela to his house, he drove to Mildew's house.
Knocking on the room, Bai Ye saw that it was like a little goblin like Mildew, who had changed into a uniform.
The bunny girl's costume outlines the round plump buttocks, as well as the straight and round long legs, which is very sexy and charming, and makes Bai Ye's nose hot.
This little goblin has really grasped the man's heart.
"White Night, I'll tell you......"
"If you have anything to say, let's talk about it later!"
Bai Ye carried Mildew on his shoulders and walked towards the room.
When Mildew was struggling and writhing, he slapped it and immediately set off a wave of hips.
At this time, Bai Ye sang a classic Cantonese song: "My hometown, just live in this buttocks, I am a native of this buttocks, don't look at the buttocks are not big, there are mountains, rivers and forests......"
(End of chapter)