"Gurgling ——!"

Eddie drank the cocktail cow in his hand in one gulp, and snorted softly, "Although I owe a lot of debt when I go out to play this time, it's worth it." ”

"Just because of Crazy Horse and Woodpecker?"

Eddie said with a little ostentation: "Yes, we also played French flight attendants, high-pressure prisons, fire-fighting babies and other projects, and the goddess that the public could only see in movies before, but we were able to get in touch with it deeply!" ”

"Hah!"

Bai Ye smiled.

These two guys deserve to be brilliant talents.

He has already achieved achievements that can be compared to his invincible opponent in the Sacred Valley.

"Then you did go to France and open your eyes." Bai Ye smiled and said, "Why don't you talk about it?" ”

To be honest, Bai Ye didn't expect to be able to go to France to play these projects before.

The main thing is that he hasn't seen a movie for a long time, after all, he can do it.

"Since you have asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy."

Eddie boasted about his experience with Johnny in France.

Bai Ye and Eddie were chatting happily when they suddenly heard the words "Captain America", and their voices were still a little high.

This made both White Night and Johnny look at it curiously.

I saw a big fat white man, with a thin male companion, talking to a blonde beauty:

"Captain America, you're no stranger, are you? Then you should know that now Captain America has returned from resurrection, and it is the Avengers...... Beauty, really, I don't lie to you, my grandmother told me that Captain America's virginity was ended by her own hands, maybe my mother is Captain America's daughter, and I am Captain America's grandson! ”

"Liar!"

The beautiful woman obviously didn't believe the big fat man's words, and pouted and said, "You look like Captain America, where is the slightest resemblance?" I've heard that Thunderbolt, the Fantastic Four, who is only a distant relative of Captain America, is six or seven points similar in appearance to Captain America, what about you? ”

"That's just that kid's coincidence of atavism, in fact, his blood relationship with Captain America doesn't know how far away!" The big fat man boasted: "And I am the real blood relative of Captain America......"

"Star-Lord?"

White Night was slightly surprised, because that big fat man was too similar to Star-Lord.

"That's not right...... How could Star-Lord appear on Earth at this time? And he's a lot fatter than Star-Lord. ”

Bai Ye thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, took a photo, uploaded it to the White Queen, and investigated the information.

"Tsk." Johnny stammered, "When that old guy from the Arctic Ocean returns, everyone really wants to rub off on his heat." Now even a fat guy like that dares to say that he is the grandson of that old guy to pick up girls......"

Bai Ye put down his phone, looked strange, and said, "Maybe what he said is true?" ”

White Night had recalled before that Captain America's virginity seemed to give Star-Lord's grandmother trivia, but he forgot to study it at the time.

Now through the comparison of the data investigated by the White Queen, he found out one thing, that is, Star-Lord's grandmother also has an older sister.

In fact, the time when Captain America was a cheerleader did not match the age of Star-Lord's grandmother, but Star-Lord's grandmother had an older sister, and the two looked very similar......

The case has been solved.

Captain America's virginity actually ended up at the hands of Star-Lord's grandmother's sister.

And Star-Lord's grandmother's sister has a daughter, and this daughter gave birth to a son, who should be the big fat white man who talks about it - Bailey.

In other words, the big fat man named "Bailey" has a 50% probability that he is Captain America's biological grandson before he does a paternity test with Captain America.

"How is that possible!" Johnny said: "If he is really the grandson of that old guy, then I will live chop and hang!" ”

Bai Ye looked at Johnny with a faint look in his eyes and said: "In this world, many seemingly impossible things often have a dramatic answer, Johnny, don't say it too early, you be careful." ”

"Really?" Because of the relationship between the white night, Johnny frowned and looked at the fat man for a long time, and said, "Cut! This is clearly just a liar full of nonsense, where does it have a half-dime relationship with that old guy. ”

"But he did give me a funny idea."

Johnny rolled his eyes and smiled.

"What thoughts?" Eddie asked, wondering.

"You don't know, with my current status as a thunderbolt, I can handle the 50% of the beauties in the United States who are open-minded, but there are another 50% of the beauties that I can't handle......" Johnny sneered: "Then you say, if I pretend to be that old guy in the future and go to pick up girls, then the remaining 50% of the beauties, won't I be able to catch them?" ”

"Hiss——!"

Eddie looked at Johnny in shock and said, "Then when the incident happens, you will be beaten to death by Steve Rogers, right?" ”

"Huh! I was beaten by him before, and it was because of his sneak attack! Johnny said confidently: "But in fact, although he is the first superhero in history, the national idol of the United States, he is actually not as strong as me, he can't beat me, at most he relies on his shield to open up with me...... Time dragged on, and I must have been better than him. ”

"But he's your elder...... Bai Ye looked at Johnny in surprise and said, "Do you want to rebel against Tiangang?" ”

"Not really." Johnny smacked his lips and said, "I don't have to beat him, I can fly, and it's flying at supersonic speed, can he fly?" Can you catch up with me? Besides, even if I have to be beaten, it will be after I have had a lot of fun, and it will be worth the beating when the time comes. ”

"Awesome!"

White Night gave Johnny a thumbs up.

……

The thin man standing next to the big fat man, his name is Wesley, he has a pair of blue eyes, his expression is extremely numb, and he listens to his good friend Bailey bragging about picking up girls, and he has no mood swings.

In fact, he'd heard Bailey tell the story his grandmother and Captain America had to tell so many times.

It's disgustingly false.

But I don't know why, there are always beautiful women who will be in the hands of this fat man and are willing to go to the hotel with him to open a room at night.

Don't these women have brains?

In fact, Wesley doesn't understand that as long as you can talk and laugh with any girl, but can restrain your interest in her, then your attraction to her is fatal.

It's a cruel reality that girls are often only attracted to men who don't have much interest in them, and it's not their fault, and human nature is like that.

Why do some people who are good to girls be called considerate and attractive, while others become licking dogs?

Because the love fish stimulation brought by the two is different, there is only one person in the world of licking dogs, who is on call, and does not care whether they are respected and valued.

All of his actions are predictable by girls, and he can use this attribute 100% of his actions to do things for himself. Usually he ignores him, is sad, sad, or needs to take advantage of something to lick the dog.

Because licking the dog will be completely handled by the girl, it is impossible for him to refuse all his requests, let alone do anything unexpected to her, all behaviors are controllable, so the only feeling that it brings to the girl is boredom.

And the man with sexual tension is completely the opposite, all his actions are unknown, and the girl can't guess what his next move will be, let alone whether he likes himself or not. This feeling can greatly stimulate the girl's curiosity, and the girl will test the boy in various ways, but he can always give the girl the results that come to mind.

It's nothing to do this, it's considerate and attractive, and the most important thing is that without showing a liking for girls, give girls something that she doesn't imagine rewarding, and this reward can be material or behavioral. There is no need to be very pompous materially, some gifts that can solve the little troubles of girls can do. In terms of behavior, for example, he will naturally hold the girl's hand when the girl crosses the road, but the hand will be released when he crosses the road.

This kind of guy is best at the details of life, even the details that some girls have not paid attention to, and through these details to make the main violation, which is not what licking dogs can do.

Wesley suffered this kind of loss that he didn't understand women at all.

As an honest man, Wesley has a sexy and beautiful girlfriend, blonde hair, long legs, and big Oupai, but the world is fair, God gives you one thing, and he takes one thing from you - bad men will invite women, and good men will invite hats.

Wesley's beautiful girlfriend, whose family drives a bus, is extraordinarily hospitable, good at getting along with people, and does not refuse to come, bringing many Taoist friends to Wesley, and Bailey is one of them.

Bailey looks ugly and fat, but inexplicably very good at picking up girls, after becoming Wesley's friend, he is very righteous, every time he works overtime and the sewer at home is blocked again, he will work tirelessly to go to his house to help dredge the sewer, so as not to flood the mountain of gold and drown Wesley.

Wesley knew everything for a long time, but ...... Life is already so difficult, why bother to debunk some things?

If he doesn't debunk it, he can still have a beautiful girlfriend and a righteous Taoist friend, double the happiness, and once it is debunked, won't his life be nothing?

Thinking about it from another angle, his beautiful girlfriend spends a lot of money, and with his salary, it is not enough to pay for his girlfriend's expenses, but Bailey often buys expensive gifts for his girlfriend, which reduces his great burden, and his girlfriend is still his, doesn't this mean that Bailey is spending money to help him raise his girlfriend?

He's prostituting Bailey for nothing!

As for the occasional cream puff he gets, it doesn't matter...... If you want to live a decent life, you always have to have a little green on your head.

"Bailey, I still have something to do, so I'll go first."

Wes used his glass to press down the money and said to Bailey next to him.

I don't know why, Wesley feels that there is something wrong with his body recently, and he is always inexplicably dizzy, which makes him feel very heavy, and he feels that he is going to G?

It is not impossible that modern society has a thousand strange cases...... No one can say clearly which will come first, tomorrow or the accident.

But Wesley didn't want to go for a medical checkup.

Because he thinks that as long as I don't go for a physical examination, then my physical condition will stay at the time of the last physical examination, which is healthy.

What if something happens......

I'll suffer from minor illnesses, I'll bury major illnesses, and there's nothing too much nostalgia for such a fucked life.

Bailey was still chatting with the beautiful woman with great interest, and he just waved his hand casually at Wesley's words, as if he was sending his followers.

"Click!"

Bai Ye took a photo with his mobile phone and entertained himself: "One looks like Star-Lord, and the other looks like Professor X when he was young, if you wait until the reunion of the Avengers in the future, release this photo, and the historic meeting between Professor X and Star-Lord will probably be very interesting." ”

……

Out of the nightclub.

Sit in the car.

"Wesley ......"

Bai Ye touched his chin and thought for a while.

He knew that among the twelve seats at the high table of the Continental Hotel, there was also a seat in the League of Assassins, and Wesley was the son of Cross, the chief assassin of the League of Assassins, and he was also an assassin with amazing talent, who could instantly become the top killer in the world with a little training for two months.

"Anyway, there are a lot of good things in the Assassins League......

Bai Ye is also quite interested in the shooting skills of the Assassin League's bullet turning, and if he can win it and use it to train his subordinates, it is also a good choice.

And in the hands of the Assassin Alliance, there is also a magical potion, no matter how many injuries you have, as long as you don't die, soak it in the potion, and you will soon be able to recover as before, this is simply a rare magic medicine in the world, if you take it to Saturn to make medicine, at least it can create tens of billions of dollars in output value.

As a result, a group of fools in the League of Assassins, who did not know it, abandoned their beliefs, and in order to make a little money, they would rather do dirty things and earn some hard-earned money, rather than understand the value of developing potions like mountains of gold - and forced the strongest Assassin Cross of the Assassin League to defect and choose to defect, and wanted to launch a purge of the Assassin League that was in the dark.

"League of Assassins...... Which card is used to treat, behead, and accept as a dog? ”

……

Wesley returned to that terrible home.

A blank face.

"Wesley!" A sharp voice sprayed directly at him: "Didn't I send you a message?" Would you like to bring me a box of eyebrow pencils when you come back? What about my eyebrow pencil? Don't tell me, you forgot again? Rubbish! How did I go blind and find a boyfriend like you! ”

Countless harsh words poured in on Wesley.

Well, well, he's used to it.

Wesley didn't say a word, ignored his girlfriend, put down the things he brought home, got into the toilet with ease, took out his mobile phone, clicked on the study materials, and looked at the French flight attendant: Don't play Jiyangde for one day, don't play Jiyangde for two days.

(End of chapter)