Can the cultivation method be used?

Hearing this, the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned for a moment, and the old man Cheng Yuanmo, who was pacing in the room, was also stunned.

But soon, the old man Cheng Yuanmo reacted and hurriedly turned his head to look out the window.

Sure enough.

A teenager of about thirteen or fourteen years old was lying on his window excitedly, happily looking at a few photos in his office, with a shocked expression on his face.

"This is a great merit, this is a great merit!"

"I've been looking for this cultivation method for hundreds of years and haven't found it, although I can fly to the sky now, I'm just missing a cultivation method!"

"Where did you find that?"

"There you have it! I'll be able to become an immortal in no time! ”

Xiao Wu said happily, looking at a few photos on the desk, dancing with his hands and looking excited!

Hearing this, the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone also reacted a little: "Dean Cheng, this is."

The old man Cheng Yuanmo was also a little helpless, seeing that the young man was excited to climb over from the window, and hurriedly went up to stop it.

"Professor Li, this is a patient of mine, who has paranoia, and always feels that he is an ancient hero, or a legendary immortal Xiao Wu! Slow down! ”

The dean's window was not very high, and before the old man Cheng Yuanmo came over, the young man climbed in one by one, but he didn't stand firmly, and fell to the ground with a bang.

"Xiao Wu!"

The old man Cheng Yuanmo hurriedly went up to check, but the latter got up nonchalantly and touched the dust on his face.

"It's okay Dean, I'll just say I'll ride the clouds, you see! Sometimes I can turn into an airplane, but it's too small to do it. ”

Running to his desk excitedly, Xiao Wu looked at a photo and exclaimed.

"It's really the Immortal Cultivation Method, it's really the Immortal Cultivation Method!"

"Hahaha!"

"With these cultivation methods, I can go to the M78 Nebula, all the monsters on the earth are not my opponents!"

Xiao Wu said happily, picking up a photo and looking back and forth, his saliva flowed all over the ground, and he didn't notice that even the photo seemed to be taken upside down.

Hearing these words, Cheng Yuanmo and the old man Li Yunshan on the other end of the phone were a little helpless.

"What's the matter?" Old man Li Yunshan.

"There's no need, they're all poor children, for the mentally ill, you can't force it, except for a very few, care and understanding, with the ideas in their minds to guide, and with a certain amount of appropriate medicine, is the best way to treat."

The old man Cheng Yuanmo stepped forward and touched the young man's head: "And now those who can walk in the garden are relatively stable, it's just paranoia, if it's serious, I won't open the window." ”

"It's a lot of trouble to do a line." The old man Li Yunshan was moved.

"Hahaha, it's okay, now it looks like you're more troubled than me." Old man Cheng Yuanmo quipped.

And just as the two were talking here, two nurses hurriedly came outside the door, looking at Xiao Wu, who was looking at Xiao Wu who was excitedly watching the photo in the dean's office, they hurriedly bent down and bowed, embarrassed to speak.

"I'm sorry, Dean, I'm bothering you, it's because we didn't take care of it, so we'll take Xiao Wu away."

The old man Cheng Yuanmo smiled and waved his hand, not caring much, and the two nurses also breathed a sigh of relief, turned their heads to look at Xiao Wu, who was looking at them vigilantly, and changed their faces.

"桀桀桀~"

"Come on, Xiao Wu, obediently go back with my brother to take medicine~"

Seeing this scene, Xiao Wu not only had a frightened expression, but his eyes were bright, he put on a shelf, took a photo and rolled it into a bamboo tube, waved it in his hand, and opened his mouth excitedly!

"Phew! Where did the youkai come from! ”

"My cultivation hasn't recovered yet!

"Don't you want to disturb my practice!"

As he spoke, Xiao Wu jumped up and down in the room, trying his best to dodge.

In order to avoid hurting the child, the two nurses did not start very hard, but Xiao Wu was only a thirteen or fourteen-year-old child after all, where could he run past two tall nurses?

It didn't take long for him to be grabbed by the collar.

"Ahh

"Let go of me! Sorcerer! ”

Xiao Wu let out a scream like a pig, tried his best to break free, and continued to flee in embarrassment, running and begging for help.

"Master save me!"

"They want to arrest me and go back to alchemy and feed me poison!"

"That's not poison, Xiao Wu." The old man Cheng Yuanmo showed a helpless expression, and stood in the corner with a smile and continued to talk to the old man Li Yunshan on the phone, just reminding the two nurses to be careful not to hurt Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu struggled as hard as he could, but after all, he couldn't escape the clutches of the two demons, and was carried out by the neck.

Before leaving, he was robbed of the photo in his hand and put it on the table.

"My cultivation secrets!"

"Give it back!"

"This is given to me by Marshal Tianpeng!"

After the photo was taken away, Xiao Wu's mood, which was originally stable, began to change greatly!

He screamed, struggled, and emotional, completely different from what he was in the dean's office.

Especially the farther he went, the stronger his struggle became, and he even had a faint tendency to attack, biting a nurse's arm in one bite!

"This guy"

The nurse let go of the pain, Xiao Wu saw the opportunity to escape, but when he was flipping through the guardrail, he tripped over a big heel, and fell to the ground with a bang, falling into the dark.

"Oops!"

Seeing this, many nurses hurried to him and took him back to his room.

But somehow, Xiao Wu frantically wanted to get out of here, even if his attending physician came, it was useless, and he was kicked in the ass.

"What's going on?"

"Xiao Wu hasn't been like this for a long time, right?"

"What kind of madness did you suddenly have today?"

Many nurses were helpless and dragged Xiao Wu back into the room, but no matter how they stopped it, Xiao Wu stubbornly grabbed the door frame and didn't let go, just dishonest, desperately banging on the iron door, and didn't even care if his hands smashed out blood.

"Let me go!"

"I want immortality, I want to cultivate immortals, and the road to becoming an immortal is in front of me!"

"You guys are stopping an immortal from becoming an immortal!"

"Wow yes yes ~ I'm going to send you all to hell ~"

As he spoke, Xiao Wu sang an opera that he didn't know where he heard it, and it was obvious that none of them were in tune.

In the face of all this, several nurses were a little helpless.

It was useless to talk from noon to sunset, and finally the nurse with a dry mouth discussed with the doctors, and in order to prevent Xiao Wu from making any radical movements, she found a special restraint belt and tied Xiao Wu to the bed in the special ward.

And after being tied up, Xiao Wu suddenly screamed more and more frantically, always shouting about topics such as cultivating immortals and immortality, and the opera tone in his mouth became more and more high and weird.

"Young people just have a good voice" Listening to Xiao Wu's angry death, an old doctor rubbed his neck, planning to go back and take two sips of honey water later.

And with Xiao Wu's shouting, many of the mentally ill people who had been active for a day and returned to the room suddenly screamed!

"Hahaha, Xiao Wu is being tied up again? It's sick again! ”

"How daring! Xiao Wu's little brother is full of heaven, the corners of the earth are round, the sword eyebrows are in the sheath, and the eyes are like dragons and phoenixes, this is the image of the emperor, Xiao Wu? It's called Brother Wu! Leadership! ”

"The storm is coming, the world is going to change, you won't stop until you hand over the last intelligence code, they will pour pepper water into your mouth, but stick to it, the wish of the hero Tiga will definitely come true!"

The demons are dancing.

But in the face of all this, several doctors and nurses didn't care too much, the mental hospital, it would be strange if it could be quiet at night, and when they were tired, they would naturally stop.

They consulted with each other and left the special ward.

I don't know how long it took, but the wailing and screaming in the room gradually decreased, and by twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, they all turned into snoring.

And Xiao Wu on the restraint bed also shouted tired, so he stared at the ceiling in a daze.

Time passed, the night disappeared, and a touch of fish belly white appeared in the distant sky.

Xiao Wu didn't sleep all night, just staring at the ceiling with wide eyes, motionless.

Looking at Xiao Wu, who had calmed down, a little nurse with a high ponytail yawned and pushed open the door, pushing the medicated breakfast to arrive and feed Xiao Wu.

"It's time to eat."

Seeing the attending doctor come in, Xiao Wu's eyes suddenly lit up, he lowered his voice, and said sneakily: "This chivalrous girl, it's not safe here, I'll tell you a secret quietly, I know where there are peerless martial arts, as long as I learn it, it won't be a problem to enter the universe by the wind." ”

"But now there's a problem, I want to, as long as you help me untie the bondage, let's go together."

Hearing this, the nurse immediately rolled her eyes, "Hold on, who wants your cultivation secrets?" I heard that yesterday you made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace in the dean's house? It's so bold. ”

"It's really disrespectful." Xiao Wu rarely did not refute.

The nurse was a little surprised and knocked him on the head: "Open your mouth and eat." ”

Without resistance, Xiao Wu opened his mouth and ate a meal that was not sumptuous, but not unpalatable.

waited until he finished eating obediently, and Xiao Wu spoke again: "I really don't think about it, if I continue like this, the earth will not be saved, only I can save the life of the earth from the dark universe!" ”

Seeing this scene, the little nurse was suddenly helpless: "Shut up from now on, talk less, and if you observe that there is no problem for a day, I will let you go." ”

Xiao Wu immediately shut up and nodded again and again.

The attending physician left.

Nothing to say for a day.

Xiao Wu lay on the hospital bed, his eyes widened, watching the sunlight shine in through the window, gradually sliding from the west to the middle, and then to the east wall.

It didn't take long for him to forget about the elf who wanted to shut up, and discussed something with an old brother next door who fantasized about living in World War II, the two donkey lips were not on the horse's mouth, but judging from the shape of Xiao Wu's mouth that had been cooing, most of them were nothing more than cultivation and cultivation, as well as becoming a god and fighting monsters or something

The doctors in the monitoring room were a little helpless when they saw all this.

Looks like we're going to have to get more treatment.

But the mood did stabilize.

That night, Xiao Wu's attending doctor arrived again, and after some conversation, after making sure that Xiao Wu's mood had indeed stabilized, he called a nurse and opened his restraint belt.

"Hahahaha!"

"I've escaped from the foot of the Five Fingers Mountain again!"

"Comrade! Come to save me, my position is about to fall, I run out of ammunition and food, and the enemy will feed me poison again, but it's okay, I can hold on!! ”

"Hold on! Fellow Daoist, you can do it, when I cultivate the Immortal Method, I'll save you! Look at my somersault clouds! ”

Xiao Wu burst into tears, leaned on the wall and yelled at the guy next door, and then rolled on the ground while pulling the sheets off the bed and yelling like clouds.

Seeing this scene, his attending doctor showed a helpless wry smile.

"How is it, has Xiao Wu's condition been relieved?"

"Do you think this seems to be alleviating? This month's bonus is gone down again."

"Alas"

The night is like ink.

The lively mental hospital has fallen into a group of demons dancing again.

Countless mentally ill people were yelling and communicating with each other, and from time to time there were strange screams and screams, and even the dogs patrolling outside the door shrunk their necks.

"Don't make any noise, sleep!"

The nurse's voice came from the loudspeaker, which gradually quieted down the originally noisy mental hospital.

Xiao Wu, who discussed the possibility of cultivating immortals and raising pigs with an old brother for a long time, drank a large glass of water, wiped the water droplets on his mouth happily, and then lay on the bed.

The footsteps of the visiting nurse sounded outside the door.

Lying outside the door, he glanced at Xiao Wu, who was sleeping quietly on the bed, he nodded with satisfaction, and then continued to inspect the next room.

'Da, da, da'

The patrol nurses walked farther and farther.

A touch of moonlight fell from the window, and the silver-white light illuminated the small room.

I don't know how long it took, Xiao Wu, who had already fallen asleep, suddenly opened his eyes.

Instead of getting up, he rolled over and turned his back to the camera.

Under the cover of the quilt, he carefully pulled something out of his sleeve.

The moon shines brightly.

The silver-white light shone on Xiao Wu's hand, and with the help of the bright moonlight, it could be seen that the thing in Xiao Wu's hand was nothing else, it was a photo that had been placed on the old man's table by Cheng Yuanmo before!

And it's also a photo specially translated by the old man Li Yunshan!!

"Three Dan Ancient Recipes? Good book, good book! ”

Wiping his saliva, Xiao Wu shrank in the quilt, leaving only a gap to watch the photo, his eyes were bright.

"This is the cultivation method of wandering in the universe, and after thirty million years, it finally fell into the hands of my thief Xiao Wu."

"Hehe, such a precious thing, you can't let the demons outside take it away."

"When I finish cultivating this method, I will immediately leave the land of right and wrong and return to the sun."

Talking nonsense, Xiao Wu's eyes were clear, he shrunk into the quilt, and read slowly.

However, when Xiao Wu really picked up the photo and began to read it carefully, his whole temperament seemed to have undergone earth-shaking changes.

His waist gradually straightened, his expression gradually calmed down, and his eyes, which were originally filled with chaos and confusion, gradually sharpened, and even his breathing began to gradually become calmer.

"Hear not with your ears, but with your heart."

"Listen to it with your heart, but listen to it."

"After being fixed, you can be quiet, after being quiet, you can be at peace, you can be at peace after you can worry, and you can get after thinking."

"Boast of breathing, spitting out the old and accepting the new, after Haoran, it should be righteousness"

The calm chanting echoed under the white moonlight.

The young man who fell into hysteria, his eyes were bright, and in the narrow room, he was reading the ancient cultivation method, as if he had opened the door to a new world, and he was fascinated and at ease.

When the world of hysteria merges with reality, where can teenagers still see the slightest chaos?

The night is like ink.

In the mental hospital of Su City, Xiao Wu slowly read the ancient cultivation method, and his eyes, which should have been chaotic, were like blue waves, and they were unusually calm

And under the dense forests and pits of the distant Qilian Mountains, the weasels who had been cultivating for more than ten days and swallowed countless remnants of heaven and earth aura also slowly ended their cultivation.

It slowly opened its eyes.

At this moment, in the dark and silent underground river, there were two dots of golden light lit up, silently illuminating the entire cave.

(End of chapter)