Chapter 278: Li Yan: Uncle Guang, this elixir of life is delicious~
Yongle plane of the Ming Dynasty.
Prince Zhu Biao saw that Ming Taizong Zhu Di's face was unnatural, and joked with a smile:
"Fourth, you shouldn't be confused by that demon girl, right? How do you sweat profusely. ”
"It's a pity that I can only hear the voice, and I didn't have the opportunity to see the appearance of that demon girl, what a captivating city."
Ming Taizong Zhu Di said with a wry smile:
"Big brother, don't make fun of me, I'm not a thief."
"I'm just wondering if the creatures in the Heavenly Arena know that they aren't real creatures."
"The whole world only exists for the competition of two people...... How ridiculous. ”
When Prince Zhu Biao heard this, he opened his mouth, and for a while, he didn't know what to say.
Know?
Don't know?
Perhaps, it is better for those beings not to know the truth.
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The plane of the middle of the Han Dynasty.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou lay on the ground, stared at the live broadcast interface, and drew the Demon Sect Sect Master Jun Xiang with great interest, and said with a smile:
"Hansheng, what do you think of this woman?"
Huang Zhong looked down, and immediately fell into obsession, and after a long time, he said:
"Your Majesty, who are you drawing? Why is it so ...... Odd? ”
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou came back to his senses, looked down, and said:
"Hansheng, I painted a female ......"
Suddenly, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou's voice stopped abruptly, and he tore up the painting he had drawn in a panic.
Huang Zhong shook his head, very confused.
The woman in the painting has crooked eyes and a slanted mouth, big hands and thick waist, not so much a painting of a woman, but rather a painting of a legendary mountain spirit and wild monster.
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Tang Dynasty Xuanzong Dynasty.
Inside the Daming Palace.
Tang Wuzong Li Yan lay on the bed, stroked the elixir of life in his hand, as if touching a rare treasure, and said:
"Uncle Guang, today... Ahem... How do you have time to come to the palace? Could it be that someone tricked me again and came to me to complain? ”
"Ahem... I just got three elixirs of longevity today, so I reluctantly gave you one, and if you are tricked again, you will be beaten back. ”
As he spoke, Tang Wuzong Li Yan trembled and picked up an elixir of longevity and threw it on the ground.
The golden elixir rolled all the way to Tang Xuanzong Li Chen's feet, and a disgusting smell came to his nose.
After Tang Xuanzong Li Chen picked up the "elixir of longevity", he persuaded him:
"Your Majesty, no one is playing tricks on the minister, but the minister has something to report to you."
"This so-called elixir of longevity is a poison pill! You can't eat any more! ”
For His Majesty calling himself "Uncle Guang", and he despised himself so much, Tang Xuanzong Li Chen was not surprised.
His real name is Li Yi, and his mother Zheng was originally the concubine of Li Qi, the envoy of Zhenhai Festival, and after Li Qi's rebellion failed, his mother Zheng was sent to the palace and became Guo Guifei's attendant.
Later, his mother was fortunate to be born to his father, Tang Xianzong Li Chunlin, and was named King of Light.
And because he is the younger brother of Li Heng of Tang Muzong, Tang Jingzong, Tang Wenzong, and the uncle of His Majesty today.
That's why His Majesty calls him "Uncle Guang" today.
Tang Wuzong Li Yan glanced at "Uncle Guang" who had often been teased by the clan in the past, and said with a smile:
"Uncle Guang... Ahem... Where did you hear that? Ahem... Rumor. ”
"I've been taking the elixir of longevity for the past few years, if it's a poison pill, how can I not know?"
"I'm only getting caught by the wind and cold now... It will be fine in a few days, don't worry. ”
Although Tang Wuzong Li Yan disagreed, his tone was still softer, recalling that he used to tease "Uncle Guang" in the past.
And after he contracted the wind and cold occasionally, "Uncle Guang" felt that the elixir of longevity was a poisonous pill, so he deliberately came to persuade him.
It made Tang Wuzong Li Yan feel a little guilty in his heart, or... When he is cured, he will not play tricks...... How many times less to tease "Uncle Guang"?
At this moment, a pitch-black spatial passage suddenly appeared.
Tang Suzong Li Heng took the Later Tang Zhuangzong Li Cunxuan, Li Bai and others out of the space passage.
At first glance, I saw Li Yan of Tang Wuzong lying on the bed with a pale face, waved his hand and said:
"General Guo, let this unscrupulous descendant take the pill!"
Tang Wuzong Li Yan's eyes widened, looked at the few people who came out of the whirlpool, and stammered:
"You...... You are ......"
"Someone... Come on, people... Catch me ......"
Before he finished speaking, Guo Ziyi ran closer, bowed down and said:
"Emperor Wuzong, the last general has been offended."
Then, while Tang Wuzong Li Yan was stunned, Guo Ziyi stretched out his hand and rudely broke Tang Wuzong Li Yan's mouth.
Regardless of his desperate struggle, he forcibly stuffed the pill in his hand into the mouth of Tang Wuzong Li Yan.
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In the chat group.
Song Shaodi Zhao Yu: Why are the supernatural secret techniques used by those demonic monks so weird?
Zhao Yu, the young emperor of the Song Dynasty: He used bones as weapons!
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Emperor Song Shaodi, you just treat those monks as barbarians.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: However, Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty borrowed a knife to kill people is very interesting.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Without spending a single soldier, let the demon monks chase and kill Tang Taizong Li Shimin.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: In this competition, Tang Taizong is likely to lose.
Later Tang Zhuangzong Li Cunxuan: Emperor Taizong will never lose! Before we have tasted a battle, victory or defeat is still unknown!
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: In this way, could it be that Tang Taizong also learned the secret art of supernatural powers? Tell me about it?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: What kind of supernatural secret technique, in my opinion, the Later Tang Zhuang Sect must be bluffing.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Grandpa, when will you also exchange a Ming Wonderland? Emperor Yang of Sui used the Great Sui Wonderland to smash people, it looks so powerful.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Wait, if I'm not mistaken, it seems that the fairyland is used for cultivation.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty used the Sui Dynasty Wonderland to smash people all day long, is there some cart before the horse?
Sui Gaozu Yang Jian: It doesn't matter, if it's broken, exchange it for another one.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: I thought you were going to say that Emperor Yang of Sui was still young.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: Nine hundred and twelve years old, a young beast gluttony...... Sounds too awkward.
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: From the inspection, those divine dragons, phoenixes and other divine beasts are different from us.
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Hey, what is Tang Taizong doing?
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: It's too arrogant to not summon out the space passage and order the army to descend on the heavens ring, right?
Tang Suzong Li Heng: Emperor Taizong's every move has a deep meaning, how can you, a faint monarch who is greedy for life and afraid of death, be compared!
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Tang Suzong, you are presumptuous!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Li Heng Xiao'er, you dare to insult Emperor Taizong, I will go to Xiangyuan Dynasty to dig your grave!
Liu Bang, Han Gaozu: ......
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che: ......
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: ......
Song Shaodi Zhao Yu: Emperor Gaozong, you still don't come, I won't watch you do that...... Dirty things!
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The first emperor of the Qin Dynasty.
Xianyang Palace.
After Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng saw what Tang Taizong Li Shimin did in the Heavens Ring, his eyes lit up and he muttered:
"Tang Taizong, don't you want to worship the Immortal Cultivation Sect? So...... It's also possible. ”
"No living being, magic weapon, can leave the Heavenly Ring, but if you can worship the Immortal Cultivation Sect and learn the secret art of supernatural powers."
"Even though the aura cultivation in the body can't be taken out, the memory can't be erased~"
(End of chapter)