Chapter 238: Look, There's a Fool Fooled (Two Chapters in One)

Huo Yunqian looked at the small-eyed boy in front of him: "I haven't licked it." ”

The little girl combed two pigtails, stared at her big eyes with a milky voice and tilted her head to answer: "But iron is sweet in our place, don't you really taste it?" ”

This little girl looks quite well-behaved, and she is also the little girl who made Shi'an cry by picking out the snowman's eyes.

"No, you two five or six-year-old children still want to fool adults."

Huo Yunqian handed the glacier to the person behind him.

He touched the little girl's pigtails very kindly, and raised his eyebrows slightly: only fools can taste it.

"Hmh?!"

Huo Yunqian didn't expect that the fool was by his side.

Or the one he raised.

Huo Yunqian turned his head to look at Jiubao.

Iron conducts heat, and when the tongue sticks out, the tongue is hot, and you should know that it will stick to the iron with the back of your head.

Xu Tianxin was also slightly stunned because Jiubao suddenly licked the glacier.

The little boy and the little girl immediately clapped their hands happily and laughed:

"Hahaha, stuck ......"

"Come on, look, someone's tongue sticks to the iron." Another fool has been fooled.

If someone asks the child, what are you doing here?

The child will definitely say: We outsiders here are the most fun.

At this time, Jiubao's tongue was stuck to the iron, holding Bing Chuanzi as if he was dancing with a person, and he couldn't control it at all, and he was helplessly spinning in circles on the ice.

Jiubao's expression seemed to be asking for help when he looked at Huo Yunqian, and he was still a little painful, and even he himself seemed to want to laugh, but he didn't dare to laugh, and his mouth made an ahhhh

So Xu Tianxin couldn't hold back in the end, stood aside, and laughed out loud.

Jiubao's "childhood" is finally complete.

Especially when I heard the background music in the live broadcast room, it was changed to: "What is happiness, happiness is when you ...... Happiness is, like, it's similar to that...... "Xu Tianxin wanted to pay attention to politeness and couldn't help laughing.

The family members in the live broadcast room also said:

Already sitting in rows waiting, we are waiting for the moment of tearing.

Xu Tianxin wiped the tears from his laughter and said: "You know what iron is, we have licked iron together, and this is how Lao Tie and Lao Tie came from." ”

On the other hand, he hurriedly grabbed the child who was about to take off his pants: "What are you doing?" ”

Thanks to the quick catch.

The child was motioning for Jiubao to squat down, he turned his head and smiled and squinted and told Xu Tianxin: "Sister, I use urine to bite him, my urine is hot, and his tongue can come down with one bit." But it's good, you believe me. ”

Xu Tianxin carried the collar of the child's neck and asked him to stand farther away, I believe that you are yellow in urine, see your milk knows that you are in trouble again, if you don't beat you back, it's over, go and ask for a hot water bladder.

Xu Tianxin hurriedly said to Jiubao: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can be hot first, and let Gongzi Ge and Gongzi Su help you ...... it."

Xu Tianxin didn't dare to say it, and asked Huo Yunqian to help Ha Qi.

"I've beckoned someone to bring a water bladder, and I can pour it down with warm water, and if I hold on, I'll be ...... Hahaha. ”

Xu Tianxin said as he spoke, and suddenly remembered something again and laughed.

Family, you said that if you tell Jiubao that the glacier he licked is of other use, and his expression is broadcast live, will it be more exciting?

Glacier, toilet use, we have an outdoor toilet here is also called the cat building.

You think, it's dozens of degrees below zero, and the excrement will freeze into Xiaoice mountains outside, and it can't be sprinkled particularly evenly when you go up, right?

After a long time, the high places will protrude, and there are no other places.

So what to do, is to use it chua chua to flatten. It can also be said to poke flat.

Iron is so precious here that it is impossible to prepare another one for fishing.

In fact, those who have this at home can be regarded as families with good conditions in the village.

So she didn't know who this glacier was coming from, it must have been used for something before......

And on this side, Jiubao didn't have the patience to wait for warm water.

There are indeed a few sheds for boiling hot water by the river, which are used to warm people who watch the bustle and winter fishing.

I heard that there is still mutton soup today, but on the other side of the river, near the shop.

Jiubao sighed hot for a while, and suddenly pulled a little hard: "Oops, hoo, goose has a tongue!" ”

Xu Tianxin endured the pain of conscience, and immediately approached and stared at the live broadcast with wide eyes.

She knew that the generals were all acute, so she hurriedly sowed the shredded meat on the glacier.

The family members in the live broadcast room are even worse, the screen is full of hahaha, and the moment they saw the tearing, they felt comfortable, and asked Xu Tianxin to cook a bowl of Malatang for Jiubao for a while, I want to see the aftermath of Malatang, hot pot is okay, hot pot.

"Show me, are you alright?" Xu Tianxin wanted to see Jiubao's tongue.

Huo Yunqian stepped forward and stood between Xu Tianxin and Jiubao.

He twisted his eyebrows and thought: You are a big girl, look at what other people's tongues do.

Xu Tianxin didn't give up, poked his head out from Huo Yunqian's left arm and asked Jiubao: "Then you say a few words, I'll listen." ”

Huo Yunqian had an intuition, he always felt that Xu Dabao just wanted to see the excitement, he stretched out his index finger and pushed Xu Tianxin with his fingers to stand up straight:

"Lead the way, go, go fishing." Hahaha It's been a while, and I'm not doing anything serious.

Okay, Xu Tianxin let Jiubao go.

But Jiubao whispered to Ge Qi: "It's a little sweet, I don't believe you can taste it." ”

Ge Qi threw him a letter that you would have a ghost look.

Su Guards also laughed at Jiubao: You fool.

"You see, why don't you believe it, who is stupid, fishy and sweet is also sweet...... Hiss, whew, it hurts. ”

The fishing team finally set off in search of their own fish.

When leaving this lively area, Xu Tianxin also walked all the way, and there were many fishing tools along the way, which made Huo Yunqian look sideways.

"Grandpa, do you have a net?"

Before the green cloth strip on the fourth uncle's waist was untied, he was about to direct the fishing, and when he heard this, he snatched the small fishing net from the boy next to him and threw it to Xu Tianxin.

The robbed kid: "...... So what do I do? ”

endure, as the highest senior in the village, it is so unreasonable.

The fourth uncle glanced at Huo Yunqian and asked, "Who are these people?" ”

Xu Tianxin hurriedly squatted down to pick up the net, and replied loudly when he heard the words: "It's a distinguished guest, my grandmother asked me to entertain." ”

Oh, it looks like a distinguished guest, and I can't help but come to talk to the Xu family about a deal. Now the people who enter the village and dress well basically come to find Xu's house: "Then you can entertain well." ”

The fourth uncle deliberately smiled at Huo Yunqian and shouted: "Distinguished guest, there are many people who come today, and she has a lot of milk, don't be picky." It stands to reason that I should accompany me, but it's all a matter for me to get up on the net for a while, so if you need anything, you can say to Tian Xin, you're welcome. ”

Huo Yunqian nodded to the fourth uncle.

After a while, Xu Tianxin met Wang Yusheng's father again, "Grandpa Wang, do you have a shovel?" ”

"Yes!" No, there will be.

Grandpa Wang searched around, snatched two shovels from other people's eldest grandsons, bring them to you, and slid from the river and threw them to Xu Tianxin, shouting: "Stay away, kitchen knives and kitchen knives, look at them." ”

As soon as the old man shouted, the people around instinctively took a few quick steps to make way for the ice.

"Grandma Da'e, I want to fill the fish basket, where is there any surplus."

Baskets, this is not ready-made.

Yes? But Grandma Da'e, you have something in your basket.

It's nothing, it's just some frozen coriander to be sprinkled in the mutton soup later, and some pots and chopsticks.

Da Ezi stacked large pots on top of small pots, four or five wooden pots, and put some empty bowls on his head in the wooden basins, as if practicing acrobatics, and two bundles of frozen coriander under his armpits, swishing on the ice, walking so steadily.

didn't even say a superfluous word, and directly left a big basket for Xu Tianxin and threw it there alone.

Xu Tianxin picked up the big basket, and just as he was about to put it on his back, Su Guard stepped forward: "Girl, give it to me." ”

"Okay, you've worked hard." Xu Tianxin said while searching for the crowd: "Then I'll see who else can I pull the rope from, it's best to have two more glaciers, and then we will poke fish in an ice hole." ”

Huo Yunqian heard this and glanced at her.

Xu Dabao's popularity in the village is not bad.

Later, it turned out that it was not bad, it was serious. Because Xu Tianxin went all the way, she also picked up a lot of children along the way.

The half-grown boy on the dam shouted, "Sister Tian Xin." ”

"Huh?"

"Help me see if the child is successful, I'm going to help the village pull fishing nets and give gloves to my father."

"Huh? Ah, good. "It's business, after all.

There is a large slope from the dam to the river.

Then Huo Yunqian and the others saw that the person who was shouting to Xu Tianxin just now suddenly kicked something down from the dam.

It was halfway down before I saw that there was a few years old baby in the bamboo basket, so I slid down the basket.

Huo Yunqian: "......" is like this to children?

And with one, there will be two, and there are women and men on the dam jumping and calling for Xu Tianxin, and they all let them help take care of the children.

Even the child himself shouted happily: "Sister Tian Xin'er, here and here, I'm here!" ”

On the slope of the dam, one by one did not even pad straw, and slid down one after another while lying on their stomachs.

Do you think these seven or eight are over?

"Sister Tian Xin'er, wait for us!"

Oh, it's so tiring to chase.

"I've finally found you again."

The little girl was held by the child, and the two also brought a group of friends to run.

Huo Yunqian turned his head to look over, and there were a bunch of them behind the side, and the two little guys who had just tricked Jiubao into licking the iron had brought more than a dozen little babies who were five or six years old, six or seven years old.

The placket of each garment was polished, the knee cloth was mended again and again, the cuffs were also shiny from the nose, and the cotton hat buttoned on the head was worn crookedly because of mischievousness.

Xu Tianxin was busy picking up the children under the dam, and he was a little embarrassed to say to Huo Yunqian: "What should I do?" ”

She didn't expect that she would pick up so many after answering the answer.

Huo Yunqian glanced at it, there was a poor little guy sitting in the bamboo basket at Xu Tianxin's feet, his face was cracked and red, Xu Tianxin also opened his big round and clear eyes, his eyelashes were frost, what could he say: "Take it, go." ”

The poor little guy immediately climbed out of the basket, and cheered with the two just now: "Cut your hair after the New Year." ”

Xu Tianxin and Jiubao explained: "It was his uncle who just kicked him down the dam. ”

The custom here is to cut your hair after the New Year, Uncle Fang.

Even here in ancient times, it was not possible to trim a beard during the first month.

There are also those who just kicked on the dam at random, as well as aunts, uncles, aunts, usually these people look at children unreliable.

And when Xu Tianxin explained, when a group of children ran in front, they shouted in unison: "Oh, play with Sister Tianxin, don't be beaten." ”

Xu Tianxin: "......"

Xu Tianxin had no choice but to continue to explain: "They are too naughty, they often run without a shadow, they seem to be more cold than adults, and they don't go home when it's not dark." Playing with ice and snow, clothes will inevitably be damaged, shoes will be wet, and how expensive the fabric is. Winter is the peak season for children in our village. ”

And for the sake of playing with her, some parents in the village will endure their anger, at least gritting their teeth and saying: "You wait for no one." ”

So it's sad to say that she likes children, that's because she is a shield.

But Huo Yunqian doesn't see it that way.

You see, the fish was not found, but Xu Dabao had a lot of tricks.

She actually took the lead in playing eagle and catching chickens in front, not to mention that it was warm to run.

And Jiubao, the one who owes the board, can't speak clearly and can't figure out his tongue, and he has to be an old hen, and let Xu Tianxin be an eagle.

Ge Qi and Su guards carried a bunch of guys on their backs, watching the eagles catch the chickens and make a "hehe, hehe" sound from their chests.

Huo Yunqian looked at them again: "......"

Accompanied by the laughter of more than 20 children, Huo Yunqian felt as if he was on vacation today.

It's been a long time since I've felt this relaxed.

Looking back, he used to play like this, just to play, it should have been sixteen or seventeen years ago.

Since he was four years old, he has been sitting at his desk and pretending to be a little adult.

"Mu Gongzi, look at what this is."

"What?"

Xu Tianxin was holding a plant that looked like a ham sausage in his hand, and then he blew up the brown hair with a slight pinch of his hand, which was especially decompressive.

She smiled and said while walking backwards, in fact, it was mainly to explain to the family members in the live broadcast room:

"It's called a hairy egg or a hairy dog to us. Lighting a hair stick can smoke mosquitoes, and can also be used as fuel, and when the pollen is not ripe, it is a medicinal herb Pu Huang, which can stop bleeding. It can also be used to make pillow cores, which are particularly soft and fragrant, do you want to smell them. ”

Huo Yunqian waved his hand to stop: "Just pinch it, don't suck it into your nose, your nose should be itchy." ”

It will also be difficult to breathe, just after the whole village has fished out, and the people are still together, come to eat your banquet again.

Huo Yunqian said with a smile: "Its serious name is cattail." ”

Do you really think it's the only one here?

In the south, there is also his hometown, as well as the capital, there is this plant.

And its roots can also be eaten, Gusu has a famous dish called braised cattail.

The famous dish in southern Yunnan is called cold grass sprouts.

The children suddenly said, "What, uncle, Land Rover?" ”

Huo Yunqian didn't understand, but the children listened to the stubble, how could it make Xu Tianxin laugh endlessly.

How did Huo Yunqian know that Xu Tianxin was on the live broadcast, and she could see all kinds of family members playing stalks, doubling her happiness. Oh my God, today is not in vain and (guests), there are a lot of rewards and caution.

"Oops, look, what's that?" Jiubao is in a hurry to speak and has a headache in his tongue, and the weather is cold, and if he doesn't pay attention, he will shed a lot.

Just look, through the river, you can see a big black fish more than half a meter long.

The child lay on the ice excitedly and said, "Poke it, sister, it's a dogfish!" ”

Is the dogfish so expensive, I didn't have to go far to find it.

Xu Tianxin handed the wooden stick to Huo Yunqian: "You catch it quickly, you can sell it for a lot of money." ”

"Why don't you catch it?"

She wants to record one shot to the end, and she wants to make double money. Hurry up and catch and round up.

When Huo Yunqian knocked the ice with a wooden stick to shake the fish, wanting to see where the fish swam to confirm the location, background music was playing in the live broadcast room: "Who is knocking on my window." ”

This made the family members in the live broadcast room laugh. Fish Thoughts: Who? Yingzi, open the door, Daddy.

Huo Yunqian took off his coat, revealing his broad chest, and he began to poke the ice with the glacier.

The background music in the live broadcast room was changed to: "The man who sets the horse, you are mighty and majestic......"

The action of poking at the ice is like a gale.

On the first day of November, on the first day, if you have a guaranteed monthly pass, please stretch out your little hand to make a fortune and vote for it, and cheer up.

(End of chapter)