Chapter 382: Boiling Sheep, Hurry Up, Pleasant Goat, He has no strength
Bai Ye lifted his pants and walked out of the room satisfied.
And the orange flower in the room, with a ruddy complexion and tear stains, is like a flower that is still delicate after being destroyed by wind and rain.
It can only be said that it is not necessarily the responsibility to resist on the shoulder, and it is not necessarily the knife that stabs you in the back.
In the matter of the orange flower, Bai Ye has been busy for so long, and it is finally time to harvest.
I have to say that the orange Jin flower bear is really big, and the body is plump, which is comparable to Xia He.
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"White Night!" Bai Xianchu jumped onto Bai Ye from behind, clamped his legs around his tiger waist, put his hands around his neck, and said happily: "Hong Sicong has become the director of the Demon Management Bureau, he told me that he will completely change the outdated rules of the crane in the clouds in the past that do not allow monsters to marry humans, and will issue the monsters with the qualification of shemale love marriage, and I can officially marry you in the future." β
"Shemale love marriage qualifications?" Bai Ye complained: "Is your demon world in Siam? β
Although he also knew that it was an abbreviation for youkai and human, it sounded a little wrong.
"I think it's better to change it to demon love...... emmmmmmmm, it still feels a little awkward, but it's definitely much better than shemale love. β
"Shemale love? Demon love? Is there any difference? Bai Xian Chu tilted his head and thought about it, and chose to give up: "But Bai Ye, your attention must be very strange, the most important thing is that we can legally get married, right?" Aren't you happy? β
"Rejoice! Of course I was happy! Look at my smiling face, how sincere! Bai Ye pulled his face with both hands, revealing a strange expression that seemed to cry and laugh.
Eh, why do one or two know about urging marriage?
I don't know Your Excellency, did you commit suicide after 45 minutes of marriage?
Look, like His Excellency the FΓΌhrer, he personally went to the battlefield to fight the First World War, personally commanded and launched the Second World War, and such a strong man can't stand getting married.
"Humph! You clearly don't want to marry me, you want to prostitute me for nothing! β
Bai Xianchu angrily grabbed Bai Ye's ears and tugged at them.
"Who said that?" Bai Ye said angrily: "Is it that Jia Bingbing talking nonsense with you again?" I said Xiaobai, don't listen to that eighth woman, she has been single for a long time, jealous Xiaobai, you found such an excellent boyfriend as me, and you want to break us up! β
"Then you will go with me to get a marriage certificate!" Bai Xian Chu pouted and said, "I'm not afraid of a girl, you are a big man, what are you afraid of?" β
"I'm not afraid, it's just ...... Just cautiously. Bai Ye turned a corner and said, "Speaking of Xiaobai, you sent Xiao Hong Sicong to become the director of the Demon Management Bureau, are we going to celebrate?" β
"Do you need it?" Bai Xian Chu was really distracted and said, "Hong Sicong did send me an invitation to attend his inauguration ceremony, I don't bother to go." β
"Let's go and have a look." Bai Ye said: "Until now, I haven't been to the demon world, so I'm really a little curious." β
"What's so fun in the demon world?" Bai Xianchu said: "It's boring! There are not as many tricks as there are here. β
Under Bai Xianchu's description, the total area of the demon world is about the size of one or two provinces in Huaxia, and it does not border the earth, but in another small world, through a space gate, you can communicate with each other.
And this space gate is actually located underground, and they generally need to take the subway to go back and forth between the human world and the demon world, such as the kraken living in the Pacific Ocean, and they can also take the submarine subway to the east of the demon capital to return to and from the demon world - some monsters, in a long time, have also found a hole in the space of the demon world, and made an illegal passage to and from the demon world, which is called smuggling in the human world.
As for the demon world, in order to survive, some technologies that use the special abilities of monsters are very strong, such as the submarine subway, etc., which are drilled out by the dragon at the bottom of the sea and maintained by using water control powers; There is also the kind of mosquito that bites people and can make people lose their memories of a day, which is also a specially cultivated quality in the demon world; There is also communication technology, which is also developed by relying on the Tai Sui Demon Clan......
But the civil industry of the demon world is seriously biased, and the resources and products are far less abundant than those on the earth, and even many of their industrial products have to purchase parts and machine tools on the earth.
"People are curious about things they haven't seen before." Bai Ye smiled: "And I also want to go and see, Xiaobai, where you used to live." β
Bai Ye had heard Bai Xianchu say before, there was no such thing as the Lord of the Demon World in the Demon Realm, and it was a small world independent of the earth's time and space, Bai Ye felt ...... Can you try to refine this demon world and use it for your own use?
Even if you can't, it's good to see the strange creatures in the demon world.
All kinds of beast-eared girls, if you can accept a woman from every race, how cool it would be.
"Okay, I'll help you ask, can I take you to the demon world to have a look......" Bai Xianchu thought for a while.
Following.
Bai Ye and Bai Xian Chu came to the entrance of the Demon Realm subway station and waited.
After Bai Xianchu said it to Hong Sicong, Hong Sicong didn't take long to give a reply, yes.
Because Bai Ye's strength is too strong, a person who can drive the fierce beasts to gluttony is really not someone they can afford to provoke in the demon world today.
You refuse to enter the country in the white night now, showing that you are fully guarded, you can, but with the strength of others, you really can't find a chance to sneak in?
So it's pointless to engage in these small actions, it's better to let him follow Bai Xianchu generously, at least for Bai Xianchu's sake, he won't be too embarrassed by us little Karami, right?
"Hey, Xiaobai!"
Jia Bingbing ran over with a smile and greeted Bai Xianchu.
"Bingbing, you're really late." Bai Xianchu said: "The subway is almost there. β
"I didn't expect that who made me a big star now, I'm very busy." Jia Bingbing said: "It's hard to find some time to go back to Hong Sicong's inauguration ceremony." β
"Eh, this is my brother-in-law, right? Hello for the first time. β
Jia Bingbing smiled and stretched out his hand to Bai Ye.
"Hello." Bai Ye's smile was a little stiff.
It's this Jia Bingbing, who made a stumbling block from it, making him feel less happy.
The original Bai Xian Chu was just a spotless lily, so easy to deceive, whatever he said was what he said, but this Jia Bingbing knew too many tricks because she had been in the human world for a long time, and she always served Bai Xian Chu as a military advisor, so it would be difficult for Bai Ye to deceive Bai Xian Chu again.
It's annoying.
"The golden boy and the girl, the talented woman is good-looking. The child born must be beautiful! Jia Bingbing said with a smile: "Xiaobai, if you get married and have children in the future, I want to be a godmother of children." β
"No problem!" Bai Xian Chu patted his chest very righteously and said, "You will be the child's godmother, and Hong Sicong will be the godfather." β
"Phew!" Jia Bingbing said: "Then didn't I get together with Hong Sicong?" No, no, no! Hong Sicong forget it, he looks so ugly, let him be the child's godfather, don't scare the child. β
In a joke, the subway arrived.
It took a few minutes on the subway and arrived at the station.
It's a bit incredible to walk out of the station in the white night, and you can actually see the sun in the ninja world?
There was a flash of blue light in his eyes.
Moon.
Even the sun, moon and stars are no different from what they see on the earth.
"Hmm...... It seems that the demon world is independent of the earth's time and space, but it is attached to the earth, just like the cave blessed land that can be opened up in myths and legends, but this cave is very large. β
White Night Dark Road.
Outside the subway station, there is a lively commercial street in the demon world, similar to the human world.
It's just that most of the customers here look strange.
Some bodies are transparent, as if they were made of water; Some have multiple arms and are busy shuttling between stalls; Others have horns on their heads and long tails behind them......
Of course, there are also those who have completely turned into human form like Bai Xianchu and Jia Bingbing beside Bai Ye.
"Interesting."
Bai Ye looked at the dazzling array of goods, in addition to modern industrial products, some shops were placed with crystal clear gems, and some were displayed with various ancient magic utensils and the like.
"Okay white night, let's go back and shop these things again, Hong Sicong's side is about to start, we can't be late." Bai Xianchu took Bai Ye's arm and said.
Thereupon.
Bai Xian Chu and Jia Bingbing took Bai Ye and rushed to a skyscraper in the demon world - the monsters in the demon world, there are all kinds of strange things, some like to live in ancient buildings, some like the wilderness, and some keep up with the trend of the times and live in modern houses.
At the press conference, they sat in the venue and saw Hong Sicong standing on the stage speaking:
"Regarding ladyboy love, the interim implementation measures have been officially adopted."
The scene suddenly burst into thunderous applause.
"However, in order to prevent the excessive spread of shemale love, which leads to a crisis in the demon world, the marriage of shemales must be submitted for review, and if the review is passed, you will be allowed to officially register your marriage."
Hong Sicong put on a pair of sunglasses before continuing: "The following is the list of the first batch of people who are qualified to get married, the Arctic Silver Fox, Bai Xian Chu...... White Slim Chu! β
As he spoke, Hong Sicong took out his stereo and put it on the podium:
"Call out to the sky, say, I love you, say to the wandering white clouds, I miss you, let the sky hear, let the white clouds see, no one can erase the promises we made......"
Hong Sicong raised his head, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and a tear flowed from the corner of his eye.
No way, if it were someone else, he might still have the qualifications to compete, but that was the master of gluttony......
Even in terms of feelings, it was Bai Xian Chu's life-saving benefactor who had missed more than ten people, and he couldn't compare emotionally, and he only swallowed tears in his stomach.
"What is he doing? What an idiot. Bai Xianchu pouted.
The surrounding news media reporters, seeing Hong Sicong's stuck, were all talking and whispering below.
Jia Bingbing looked at Bai Xianchu speechlessly, Xiaobai, do you really not understand, or do you pretend not to understand?
Hong Sicong is almost equivalent to sending you to the bed of the white night with his own hands.
Even the boiling sheep have to shout big brother, you are still laughing at him here: Boiling sheep and sheep, you hurry up and push, he has no strength for the pleasant sheep.
Hong Sicong met you, it was really a catastrophe in his life.
"Since ancient times, green plums have been invincible to the sky, and the ancients are sincere, don't deceive me." Jia Bingbing sighed.
Hong Sicong held on to his feelings and finished hosting the press conference.
"Hey, Xiaobai, Bingbing, and Mr. White Night, when did you guys come?" After Hong Sicong finished the press conference, he saw Bai Ye and his party coming, he touched the corners of his eyes, and smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I lost my eyes in the sand just now." β
"We've just arrived, too." Bai Ye said with a smile.
He has received the greatest benefits, so there is no need to pour salt on other people's wounds.
"That's it......" Hong Sicong breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just a broken director, you guys have come all the way to make trouble." β
"Broken Director? You stink, don't you? Why don't we change it, give me the position of director, and I'll give you the big star? Jia Bingbing said: "Damn, the demon world will be under your control in the future, and those beauties of all races, big and small, are not allowed to choose from you?" You can sleep with whoever you want, and I really want that kind of power. β
"Jia Bingbing, don't talk nonsense, I'm very clean." Hong Sicong hurriedly cleared himself: "Do you think I am like your rabbit clan, I can enter estrus after 4 months of birth, and I can give birth in about 6 months, I can breed in 12 months a year, and I can complete a round of ...... in two months."
Ah......h
The white night fell silent.
Is the rabbit's genes so strong?
In the Douluo Continent, the rabbit that has lived for 100,000 years, a full 100,000 years, it has to ...... How many times have you coped?
Next, Bai Ye and Bai Xianchu, as well as Jia Bingbing and Hong Sicong, played in the demon world for a day.
Although the light industry of the demon world is far less developed than that of the human world, there are still many special delicacies and commodities that belong to the demon world.
Play to the end.
Prepare to leave.
Bai Ye handed Hong Sicong a business card and said: "The future development of the human world will be faster and faster, and it will rise geometrically, if the demon world is not integrated into the human world, sooner or later there will be problems, it is better to find a way as soon as possible." β
"This is the number of the CEO of my Titan Asia branch, you can first learn about the nature of this company, and if you have ideas, you can contact her."
Although Bai Ye had ideas about the demon world, he was not in a hurry, he copied a lot of materials from the library of the demon world, and went back to study the essence of the demon world.
Back in the magic capital, Bai Ye studied the demon world while supervising Tong Wei's construction of the giant god branch.
Tong Wei felt that her life was too difficult, she had to be busy with the company's affairs and sleep with her boss.
When Bai Ye lifted his pants and smoked after smoking, Tong Wei was lying on the desk gasping, and she said unconvinced: "Bai Ye, you told me so many hell jokes, why don't I tell you one." β
"Huh?"
"The cannibals caught a worker, why did they let her go?"
"Why?"
"Because it's too hard to work as a worker!" Tong Wei said: "Later, the cannibals caught the boss of the workers, why did they release him too?" β
"I don't know."
Tong Wei: "Because ...... The boss is not humane! β
(End of chapter)