Chapter 6: 006 Huashan milking claws

006 Huashan milking claw

With a huge amount of silver tickets, I walked out and smiled at the two of them, "Sixty taels!"

"Really?" the two of them said in unison, a little surprised.

I nodded vigorously, "Am I amazing? Isn't it great? Hahaha! Don't you have to eat sweet potatoes tonight? I want to eat fish and meat!"

"Luo'er, what did you tell him? Why do you have sixty taels of silver?"

"Shhhh I took out ten taels, "This is for you, you should be able to buy a lot of delicious food, right?"

"Luo'er, you haven't told me yet, what did you tell him?" Why is Yuanzhu so unforgiving!

I plucked out my ears, "What else can I say, just tell the truth, a little panic, and everything will be settled! The most important thing is to be calm...... ...... calmly, "When I say this, why do I think I really look like a monk?"

"Senior brother, what do you want to eat?" asked Yuan Jing!

I snapped my fingers, thought about it, and said, "I want to eat meat!"

"We ...... You can't eat meat......"

Looking at the sincere eyes of these two children, I knew that no matter how much I said, they would not buy me chickens or ducks! No way, all the way through, they would buy vegetables again, and I had completely lost interest in life! Oh my God! Take these two demons! With a Zhengtai face, I don't know where to start! Neither roaring nor scolding.

"How much is this turnip?"

"How much is a pound of this green?"

"Luo'er, what do you like to eat?"

I picked my nose and said, "Meat dishes." ”

"Boss, how do you sell this rice?"

Didn't you ask me what I like to eat, meat, meat!! I want meat!!I want meat, I want meat!!

I began to wander aimlessly, and suddenly I found that there was a very lively shop here! The man was standing at the door...... Could this be the legend of the duck shop?

There was a small stall next to the shop, and I cowered as I walked towards it, which seemed to have very good books. I walked in, picked up a copy, and the moment I opened it, I was overwhelmed! It was all the air-exposed bed scene between the characters! For the people here, this thing may make people's meridians erupt, but I am already numb, and **naked paintings are not good for those who are not half-naked! Too vulgar, too erotic, and completely devoid of artistic beauty!

Maybe I was too disdainful, but the stall owner snatched the book, "Go, go, go, where did you get the wild child! Did you read this book?

"Get out! Dogs look down on people! It's strange if you can sell this kind of painting! Vulgar!"

I turned to leave, but I underestimated my current height! and my age! The stall owner was a female ruffian! He lifted me up, "What are you talking about, little ghost, rushing to me on my turf? I happen to be in a bad mood today! I'm just going to be angry with you!"

"Help! Murder! A woman beats a child! Abuse the beautiful young people of the motherland!" I began to howl like a pig!

However, this passer-by is really a passer-by, and he runs away when he sees it, and it seems that this stall owner is really a local snake!

I just hit this woman with two fists, and my eyes are full of gold stars!

"Uh......h You beat people! You can't be! I wish your whole family to eat! Woo...... "I'm a real person who doesn't admit defeat, even if you beat me to death, I will be scolded to the end!"

"Let go of our junior brother!" Two voices suddenly sounded! It was Yuan Jing and Yuan Zhu who came to save me!

"Woo! Senior brother, she bullies people!"

"Yo! Two more imps have been added! But it's a little better than this! Why don't you two exchange him for one?"

When I saw that this woman suddenly became angry, I felt that something was wrong, and the number of onlookers seemed to be increasing, so I yelled at them: "Senior brother, go back quickly! She can't do anything to me! Go back quickly! Leave me alone! I can only be beaten a few more times! Hey! You let me down!"

Yuan Zhu was so anxious, Yuan Jing was also a little panicked, I was even more anxious! I couldn't take care of it! I could only use my housekeeping skills!

"Ahh

I got up quickly, dragged Yuanzhu Yuanjing and ran, running lifelessly!

"Whew!" It wasn't until we ran to the bottom of the hill that we breathed a sigh of relief.

I collapsed under the tree weakly, gasping, "Fortunately, my housekeeping skills have not deteriorated...... but I want to snicker, that woman's Mimi must have hurt to death! I let you dress revealing! I let you make your boobs big! I let you cross it!

"Luo'er!" finally took a breath, and was yelled at by Yuanzhu, and his soul was half frightened again!"Luo'er! How can you catch that woman's ......?"

"Huh?" I hurriedly shook my hand, "no... Don't get me wrong, I ...... "Alas, I can't say a word, I don't even bother to explain, I really regret why I called Huashan milking claws at that time!!

"Poof!"

Just when I thought they must be angry and surprised at what I did, they all laughed, especially Yuan Jing, who was almost rolling with laughter!

Yuan Jingdu smiled, "Senior brother, really... You just made that move... Oh, that's how these women should be treated!"

Alas, the corners of their mouths twitched, and I found that they were especially hostile to women!

"Senior brother, what are you rubbing!

I secretly followed them and asked, "Senior brothers, why do you hate women so much? In fact, there are good women in them...... It's not that all women in the world are bad...... "Notice that I didn't say no, it's just not bad."

"Senior brother, you used to be stupid, you don't know the woman of this daughter country! In short, junior brother, you must be careful of women!" Yuan Zhu said to me earnestly.

Looking at this child's sincere eyes, I knew that no matter how much I said to him, it would be, but I would think I was stupid again!

"Come on, brother, you go back first, I'm going to find a place to make it easier. "After long-distance running, my stomach starts to have a chemical reaction! The main thing is to eat sweet potatoes all day and night, and the intestinal digestion is really good!

Actually, when I was looking for a place, I was actually researching the terrain, and I wanted to know if there was any game here that I could eat, and now I really do anything to open meat. As long as I find the slightest hint of pheasant, I will not let it go! I want to eat chicken now, and when I think of chicken, the tempting takeaways of KFC, McDonald's, and Pizza Hut all pop up! I really want to go back!