Chapter 436: The Journey to the West!
In the chat group.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: The immortals who are born to know are so powerful.
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Hehe... This deceives the ignorant mortals and Tang Taizong.
Zhao Guangyi of Song Taizong: The secret art of supernatural powers is born to know, I believe it, but the magic weapon is also born, I don't believe it!
Hanzhongzong Liu Xun: Could it be that I am the only one who is curious, how did the Mantian God and Buddha come into being?
Hanzhongzong Liu Xun: It can't be heaven and earth to conceive October... Conceived, right?
Emperor Cao Huan of Wei Yuan: I can't imagine that the mortals in the Three Realms are so miserable, and they were created by the gods and Buddhas in the sky, just to eat for luck.
Emperor Cao Huan of Wei Yuan: Fortunately, there are no immortals in this dynasty.
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: What if there are immortals?
Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: If you dare to treat mortals as food, then fight!
Group leader: No, Zhu Bajie is lying, and the gods and Buddhas are also lying!
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: Group leader?!!
Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: You're not dead? Why did I see that your live stream was always dark?
Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youjiao: Emperor Taizu, you have to be the master of your grandson!
Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youjiao: My father is crazy! Beat me up every day!
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Ahem... Grandpa Taizu is angry, and his grandson is disciplining the rebel.
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: He dares to smear Zhen'er on [Xianzong's Record] today, and he will dare to smear his grandson's reputation tomorrow.
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: In the future, I am afraid that even Emperor Taizu, this rebel, will dare to smear you!
Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youzhang: ......
Sui Gaozu Yang Jian: Hiss... You fathers and sons... It's really a father and son.
……
Yongzheng plane of the Qing Dynasty.
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling sat on the dragon chair in a similar manner, and kept stroking those twists and turns, as if the whole world was under control.
Idiot:
"Qing Shizong, rest assured, I will never make decisions without permission, how do you say to review and deal with the government!"
"Hey, hey, hey...... I never thought I would have a chance to become emperor again. ”
However, Qing Shizong didn't care about this fool at the moment, stared at the group leader on the chat interface, and muttered:
"Zhu Chongba!!"
"Wait, one day, I will definitely lead the emperor of the Qing Dynasty to regain the position of the leader of the Qing Dynasty!"
"You Han emperors, all of you are going to die!"
Since learning that the leader of the group is Ming Taizu Zhu Chongba, and that there are already seven emperors in the Ming Dynasty chatting in the group, Qing Shizong has known.
The Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty will definitely have a war!
……
Jiajing plane of the Ming Dynasty.
Ming Shizong Zhu Houxi had a bitter face, and "lent" the 100,000 points he had accumulated with great difficulty to the unreliable old ancestor.
Seeing the back of the ancestor fleeing in a hurry, he silently looked at the live broadcast interface.
Suddenly, he sighed and said in surprise:
"This, this, this...... How can it be! ”
I saw that on the live broadcast interface, it belonged to Emperor Taizu, and the live broadcast screen, which had been pitch black, suddenly returned to normal.
What caught my eye was a magnificent palace, which was even more magnificent than the palace of Emperor Yang of Sui, which was only seen in the life of Ming Shizong.
Several immortals with extraordinary appearances sat together, devouring delicacies, and said vaguely:
"Your Majesty, you can eat it too, this dragon liver and phoenix marrow will not taste good if it is cold."
"Tiande, don't rob it, leave me some peaches!"
"Let go! No one can rob me of my immortal wine! ”
……
In the chat group.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hey, where is Emperor Taizu???
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Why did I look around and not see Emperor Taizu?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Shouldn't Emperor Taizu have an accident?
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Don't Xiao descendants, shut up! Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you up!
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Your Emperor Taizu is far-sighted, how could something happen!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Grandpa, what about Emperor Taizu?
Emperor Yang Guang of Sui: Eyes and brains are a good thing, but unfortunately you don't have Ming Yingzong.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: If you take a closer look, is there a sense of familiarity between the eyebrows of the immortal sitting on the main seat?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: The dove's plan to occupy the magpie's nest is not only used by Han Gaozu, but also by the group leader.
Liu Bang, Han Gaozu: ......
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Group leader, don't tell me, you haven't laid down the heavenly court yet?
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: It's over, it's over, I just beat up the yellow-robed monster who robbed the people's daughters and put them in the Yin and Yang cylinders.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: He said that he was one of the Twenty-Eight Star Monarchs of the Heavenly Court.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: He also said that the folk girl was the jade girl who served incense in the Phi Xiang Palace, and he and the reincarnated folk girl of the jade girl were the cause of the world.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: If this matter spreads, then the remaining twenty-seven star monarchs will all come to the human world to seek revenge on me, right?
Emperor Yang Guang of Sui: Hahaha... Han Gaozu, let you run rampant in the human world these days!
Emperor Yang Guang of Sui: Is this good? Death is on the verge of death, right?
Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che: Emperor Gaozu don't panic, don't there be two demons in Lion Camel Ridge? Just blame the two demons for this disaster.
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The Heavens Ring.
Heaven.
Zhu Yuanzhang, the leader of the group, transformed into the appearance of the Nine Heavens Ying Thunder Puhua Tianzun, took charge of the Thunder Department, and glared at these "old brothers" who had never seen the world.
I forgot that when I first occupied the magpie's nest, I didn't know how much dragon liver and phoenix marrow I had eaten, looked at the chat interface, and said:
"Han Gaozu, don't worry, now is the time of the Journey to the West, the heavens are dark, and the Emperor of Heaven and Rulai can't count the affairs of the human world."
"However, don't be too brazen, it's better to be secretive."
Subsequently, Zhu Yuanzhang inquired about his time and told all the emperors about the beginning and end of the Journey to the West.
……
It is a hundred miles away from Pingdingshan.
Tang Taizong Li Shimin turned his head in a daze, glanced at the four masters and apprentices of Tang Sanzang, blinked his eyes, and said secretly in his heart:
"Shhh...... I seem to be too ostentatious, so Lingshan Rulai shouldn't trouble me, right? ”
"No, I've got to think of a foolproof solution."
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Lion Camel Ridge.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang wanted to cry without tears and looked at the yin and yang cylinders that he regarded as treasures in front of him, and he held the yin and yang cylinders that he didn't let go of when he slept at night.
Panicked said:
"The yellow-robed monster... Ahem, Kui Wood Wolf Xingjun, are you still alive? ”
"I'll let you out, you don't want to die!"
Side.
After the charming fox commander finished bathing, he hugged Han Gaozu and said coquettishly:
"Ao Ji, it's been a while, and the yellow-robed monster must have turned into pus."
"Do you really believe that he is the Kui Wood Wolf Star Monarch of Heavenly Court?"
"Come in with me~"
The beauty was on the side, but Han Gaozu's heart was like ashes, and he opened the Yin and Yang two cylinders and took a look.
In addition to the scorpion essence, there was only a puddle of pus in the Yin and Yang two cylinders, and he suddenly wanted to cry without tears:
"It's over, it's over."
"This Kui Timber Wolf is dead, if it weren't for the West... The Emperor of Heaven pinched his fingers and counted it, and he could calculate that it was me who killed the Kui Wood Wolf. ”
"No, I'm going to find the second king, yes, find the second king!"
As he spoke, Han Gaozu pushed away the delicate fox leader and ran towards the retreat.
This matter is too big, and his weak body can't bear it.
Only the stupid white elephant of the two kings seems to be able to carry it.
(End of chapter)