Chapter 471: Monkey King: Go to Lingshan and become a Buddha!
The Heavens Ring.
In the outside world for seven days, several months have passed in the human world, and the entire Xiniu Hezhou, the chaotic period has quietly ended.
It seems to have entered the Warring States Period, and the little demons and big demons that can be seen everywhere have been recruited by the Lion Camel Ridge Demon Dynasty and are almost extinct.
Che Chi country, daughter country, sacrificial race country...... and other small countries have also disappeared, and they have been replaced by the Tang Dynasty, the Song Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty and other countries.
Datang Zhuzi County.
Inside the Royal Palace.
The court musician is playing the [Qin King Breaking Array Music], and some heroic dancing girls are dancing lightly with swords.
Later Tang Zhuangzong Li Cunxuan, Tang Suzong Li Heng, Cheng Yanjin, Sun Wukong and others sat in groups in the main hall.
Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, who was sitting on the main seat, heard that Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty wanted to establish a divine court, and invited all the emperors to watch the ceremony.
The hand holding the wine glass, paused slightly, and then drank it all, between his eyebrows, a little irritable.
Seeing this, Tang Suzong Li Heng punned on this:
"Ahem, Lee... Could it be that the general was worried about the Lion Camel Ridge blocking the road? In my opinion, the Lion Camel Ridge will not last long~"
"I heard that Lu Jian still claims to be the Emperor of the Golden Crow, but I don't know if it is worthy of the name~"
Tang Taizong Li Shimin shook his head and said with a calm expression:
"It's okay, since the Lion Camel Ridge is strong, we will take a detour and don't compete with it."
If it is according to the ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties said by the group leader, after leaving Zhu Ziguo, he would have to pass through Pansi Ridge and Huanghuaguan before arriving at Lion Camel Ridge.
But the seven spider spirits of Pansi Ridge, as well as the multi-eyed king of the Yellow Flower Observatory, are now all in Lion Camel Ridge.
Therefore, if they want to continue their westward expedition, they have only two choices, to level the Lion Camel Ridge, or to take a detour.
Tang Suzong Li Heng, Tang Xuanzong Li Chen and other emperors, after hearing the deep meaning of Emperor Taizong's words, they all drank bitterly.
Mo competed with it, talking about both the Lion Camel Ridge and the Sui Dynasty that was about to establish the Divine Court.
That's when it happened.
Because Master Tang Sanzang was chanting scriptures and praising the Buddha, he did not come to the banquet, and Sun Wukong, who was drinking freely, staggered to his feet and said loudly:
"Erlang don't worry... There's my grandson in... What if you just hit it all the way! ”
"What the Golden Crow Emperor... A mere three-legged crow dares to run rampant in front of my grandson! ”
Zhu Bajie, who was gobbling up roast goose, was almost scared to death when he heard this, dragged Sun Wukong hard, and said in a panic:
"Bi Ma Wen, don't brag, that Wuchao Zen Master is the pinnacle of Taiyi Golden Immortal, and you dare to say big things even if you are a little golden immortal?"
"Such fragrant wine, why can't you stop your mouth!"
As soon as Sun Wukong heard this, he took out the Ruyi golden hoop stick, shouted that he wanted to kill the lion camel ridge, and smashed Lu Press's head with a stick.
was so frightened that Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing hugged Sun Wukong's thigh left and right and stopped him to death.
Seeing this scene, Tang Suzong Li Heng chuckled and said:
"Lee... General, it seems that the Great Sage is also a man of temperament...... Monkey, before getting drunk, is the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain. ”
"After getting drunk, I'm afraid the entire Three Realms will be his."
Cheng Yanjin and other generals also laughed out loud, not only did not help Zhu Bajie stop Sun Wukong, but instead instigated:
"I heard that when the Great Sage made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, he entered the Lingxiao Treasure Hall all the way, what is that three-legged crow? Isn't it perishable with a stick? ”
"That's it, please take a quick action and level the Lion Camel Ridge! Punish land pressure! Demon Clan! Hit the spiritual mountain as a Buddha! ”
"Marshal Tianpeng, Monkey King Buddha in person, don't hurry up and salute!"
……
Sun Wukong was full of demonic power, flew up, kicked Zhu Bajie, jumped up, jumped on the table, and shouted:
"Brother Wei Chi is right, my grandson is going to Lingshan to be a Buddha today!"
Zhu Bajie's anxious forehead broke out in a cold sweat, and he begged bitterly:
"Don't don't, Brother Monkey, Monkey King, Monkey King! I'm begging you, so don't say a word! ”
"Pharmacist, Jingde, don't make a mess, this Bi Ma Wen was originally famous in Heavenly Court for his bad wine."
"When you get drunk, you get drunk, and when you get drunk, you go crazy, if you really go to Lingshan with this face, we will all go to the underworld to be reincarnated......"
Cheng Yanjin seemed to be afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and accused:
"Marshal Tianpeng, look at you, you are also the first marshal of the Heavenly Court, why are you so timid?"
"When the Lingshan is defeated, the Great Sage will take you to the Heavenly Court and snatch the Chang'e Fairy and give it to you as a wife~"
Tang Taizong Li Shimin saw Zhu Bajie's face blushing, coughed heavily, and said solemnly:
"Okay, okay, you don't have to make fun of Marshal Tianpeng, what can be robbed or not, it is clearly a mutual love! Raise your eyebrows! ”
Zhu Bajie looked at "Li Erlang" in disbelief, and he thought that "Li Erlang" was here to help him break the siege!
never thought that this "Li Erlang" would take the lead in coaxing!
Suddenly.
Han Xin, the Duke of Qi, hurriedly broke in from outside the hall and reported:
"General Yu, Guanyin Bodhisattva is awake!"
As soon as he said that, the originally lively hall suddenly quieted down, and a pair of eyes looked at Tang Taizong.
A murderous aura quietly appeared!
Tang Taizong Li Shimin got up as usual and said:
"The Bodhisattva has finally woken up?"
"It's not in vain that I used so many heavenly and earthly treasures, Yazi, you go to Master Sanzang."
"Heng'er, Chen'er, you all follow me to see Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
……
Lion Camel Ridge.
Demon Palace.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang sat on the ground, leaning against the Yin and Yang two cylinders, and playing with the Immortal Flying Knife in his hand.
The fox commander with silky eyes was gently helping his husband hammer his legs, and said coquettishly:
"Husband, when will you come home with me to see my grandmother~ You promised me last night."
Han Gaozu Liu Bang grabbed the slender jade hand of the fox leader with one hand, and said in a deep voice:
"Madam, it's not like you don't know that Your Majesty has been in retreat for a long time, and the entire Lion Camel Ridge is under my control."
"If I leave my post without permission, Your Majesty will definitely punish me after I leave the customs."
However, the fox commander, who had long been familiar with the temperament of "his own husband", snorted lightly, stood up, and walked out with pretended regret, muttering to himself:
"Hey, my grandmother is very old, and the two righteous sons she received are stupid, and she doesn't know which dog thief she was coaxed into missing."
"I heard that her old man also has an innate spirit treasure, called the Golden Rope, and is going to pass it on to me for self-defense~"
As soon as Han Gaozu Liu Bang heard the words "Innate Spirit Treasure", his eyes lit up and he put the Immortal Slashing Flying Knife into his arms.
hurriedly chased towards the fox commander, and said righteously:
"Ahem... Madam, I thought about it carefully, grandma and her old man are very old, and I, who is a junior, should naturally go to visit. ”
Seeing that his plan had worked, the fox commander said:
"That husband, you wait for me for a while, and I'll go and dress up."
After Han Gaozu saw the fox commander return to the cave, he saw Emperor Zhaolie of Han walking in a hurry and asked:
"Xuande, what's going on?"
Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, looked around and saw his wife...... Grandma was not there, and whispered:
"Ahem... Emperor Gaozu, do you think we should go back first? ”
"The day before yesterday, when Emperor Zhongzong was in charge of the country, he didn't pay attention to say that he leaked his mouth, and Empress Lu has been pressuring you to ask about your affairs today......"
(End of chapter)