Chapter 476: Dumbfounded Guanyin Bodhisattva!
In the chat group.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hey, how could Emperor Song Shaodi's luck be so good?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: You can meet such a beautiful fairy casually, and the second brother of the fairy is still a fairy in the heavenly court!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Why can't I encounter such a good thing?
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: Who said you didn't meet it? If you are not mistaken, once the great cause, the daughter of Tang Guogong is still waiting for the boudoir~
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: If you are not afraid that Tang Taizong will kill you, go to Emperor Yang of Sui to marry.
Emperor Jin Hui Sima Zhen: Isn't it beautiful?
Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhen: Sui Immortals, the position of the queen of this dynasty is vacant... Can I marry you?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Ahem... I also ......
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Emperor Jin Hui, Wanyan Gou, you two will be far away!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I dare to think about my beloved concubine!
Tang Taizong Li Shimin: The three of you...... Want to die?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Ahem... Jiro... You don't want to watch your sister grow old alone, do you?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Besides, I am the master of the Great Song Dynasty, and now I am just in trouble.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: When I escape from the prison and regain my strength, I will definitely be able to conquer the land of a state and establish the Great Song Dynasty.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: At that time, I will allow your sister to be the queen.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I can also abolish the aftermath, and then ......
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: cough cough cough ...... Dad, if you continue to mess around like this, don't blame the retainers for rebelling against you!
Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youjiao: That's right, can you be sober up a little bit!
Ming Shizong Zhu Houxi: Grandpa...... You... Hey, by the inspection, send Emperor Yingzong back to the unification of the dynasty.
Ming Shizong Zhu Houxi: As a junior, it is inconvenient for me to interfere in the affairs of my ancestors, so let Emperor Renzong and Emperor Xuanzong discipline Emperor Yingzong.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Unworthy descendants...... Shame on the descendants!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I am the emperor, who do I want to appoint, I have to ask the opinions of a few of you!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Hahaha...... Ming Yingzong, why don't you stay in my great cause, how about I give you a god position?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: You filial sons and grandsons of the province want to arrest you back.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Don't! I want to be the emperor of the Great Ming Divine Court!
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Ahem, then dare to ask you how you are going to set up a divine court?
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: If I'm not mistaken, you seem... I can't even go home.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang: With the [Divine Court Cultivation Method], it's useless, right?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: ......
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The Heavens Ring.
Datang Zhuzi County.
Tang Taizong Li Shimin casually closed the chat interface, nodded to Tang Suzong Li Heng, and asked him to stare at the three fool emperors.
He strode into the dormitory, ready to see the Guanyin Bodhisattva with his own eyes.
As far as the eye can see, there is chaos in the dormitory.
Cheng Biting Jin, Wei Chigong and other generals, standing there far away, their lips closed, their shoulders shaking, looking like they were about to hold back their laughter.
Sun Wukong, who was mixed with alcohol, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, who were full of oil, all stood in a row with low eyebrows.
Tang Sanzang, who had always been kind to people in the past, was angrily reprimanded:
"Wukong, Bajie, how can you drink wine and eat meat! If you hadn't happened to be discovered by your teacher today, how long would you have been going to hide it from your teacher? ”
"Wujing, I always thought that you were the most worry-free apprentice for the teacher, but I didn't expect you to be... It's so nonsense! ”
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After Tang Taizong Li Shimin pushed the door in, he met the eyes of Sun Wukong and other demons asking for help, and said with a smile:
"Master Sanzang, as the old saying goes, people are not sages, who can do nothing, know mistakes and can change, and be good."
"Guanyin Bodhisattva finally woke up, so don't make a noise to the Bodhisattva because of these little things."
Tang Sanzang saw "Li Erlang" interceding for the three apprentices, and felt more and more tired.
There is no need to guess that he knows that the three apprentices who violate the precepts must have nothing to do with General "Li Erlang".
Tang Taizong Li Shimin glared at Wei Chigong, who was still watching the excitement, and ordered:
"Jingde, why don't you quickly pull the great sages out of the hall and beat a thousand boards as a punishment!"
"Remember, when Master Sanzang says stop, you can stop!"
Zhu Bajie secretly glanced at Tang Sanzang, and seeing that he didn't stop him, he said cautiously:
"Master, Erlang's method is good."
"My old pig knows that he is guilty, and if the master doesn't stop today, my old pig has been beaten."
"Even if the soul of the beaten is scattered, he is willing!"
Tang Sanzang waved his hand helplessly, and Yu Chigong and the others pretended to be serious and escorted Sun Wukong and other demons to the outside of the hall.
After a while, Zhu Bajie's heart-rending screams came from outside the hall:
"Oh, Master, my old pig knows it's wrong!"
"Shhhh It hurts! My old pig is going to be beaten, and the skin is open! ”
After listening to a few breaths, Tang Sanzang showed an unbearable expression, confessed to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and hurriedly ran out of the palace.
Tang Taizong walked to the bed, made a Buddhist salute, and said:
"Li Erlang of the Tang Sect, meet Guanyin Bodhisattva."
Guanyin Bodhisattva coughed lightly, his face was a little haggard, and he said weakly:
"On that day, it was you and Wukong who saved the poor monk in Lion Camel Ridge?"
"This kindness, the poor monk will definitely repay it in the future, but Datang is in Nanzhan Buzhou, why did you come to Xiniu Hezhou?"
"Moreover, if the poor monk is not wrong, this place is Zhu Ziguo, why are all the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty in the city?"
Tang Taizong Li Shimin said calmly:
"Bodhisattva, this place was indeed Zhu Zi Country in the past, but now it is Zhu Zi County of the Tang Dynasty."
"Your Majesty felt that Master Sanzang traveled a long way to the west to learn scriptures, and he was afraid that he would be harmed by monsters, so he ordered me to lead a large army to protect Master Sanzang on his westward expedition."
Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed slightly, and he said in a trance:
"Wait, the ??? of the expedition to the west"
Tang Taizong Li Shimin urged and said:
"That's right, it's the Western Expedition!"
"The territory of the Tang Dynasty is vast, the people are outstanding, and it is better for these small barbarian countries to be dependent on the Tang Dynasty than to be harmed by monsters."
Hearing this, Guanyin Bodhisattva closed her eyes, recited the Buddhist scriptures in a low voice, and muttered secretly in her heart, she must be in the illusion of Wuchao Zen Master!
Otherwise, only a few months have passed, how could so many unbelievable things happen?
First of all, the highly respected Wuchao Zen Master, who was good and dignified, said that he was Lu Press, and killed the white elephant, the mount of Fuxian Bodhisattva.
Then there are the three apprentices of the person who learned the scriptures, eating wine and drinking meat openly.
Now her "life-saving benefactor" says that she is the "Li Erlang" of the Tang Dynasty, and she was ordered by the Tang Emperor to go west.
This, this, this...... Is this really the human world she is familiar with? When did it become like this?
After seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva's reaction, Tang Taizong Li Shimin took out the map of Xiniu Hezhou from his arms and said to himself:
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, dare to ask when you are going to go to Lion Camel Ridge again to take revenge?"
"After you fell unconscious, Na Lu set up a demon dynasty in Lion Camel Ridge, called himself the Emperor of the Golden Crow, and released bold words."
"You have to make a heart for the demon clan! Make a life for all demons! Inherit the will of His Majesty the Demon Emperor and His Majesty the Eastern Emperor, and open peace for the demon clan for all generations! ”
"If you don't care anymore, the Golden Crow Emperor will hit Lingshan."
(End of chapter)