"Huh"

I saw Li Zhi suddenly take out a short sword from under his pillow and stab it towards Tang Taizong's chest.

"Bang"

Tang Taizong did not avoid it, the silver armor emitted a burst of fairy light, and the short sword pierced it, leaving no traces.

When Tang Gaozong couldn't strike and was about to stab his neck, Tang Taizong grabbed the short sword, and with just a slight force, the short sword was crushed.

Immediately, Tang Taizong took out a panacea, forcibly gave it to Tang Gaozong, and then took out a thorny thorn.

Looking at the rebel whose face was quickly ruddy and his illness was suddenly healed, he said coldly:

"Seeing Zhu Chengbi thinking a lot, haggard and fragmented as a memory of Jun, I often cry when I don't believe it, and I feel like a pomegranate skirt when I unpack it."

"This [Ruyi Niang] made by the Empress Wu when she was a nun in Ganye Temple, it can really be described as a feeling of lovesickness and sorrow."

"Since you rebel son has done those unfilial things, and now you are pretending to be in front of your father, don't you think it's ridiculous?"

Tang Gaozong Li Zhi had a complicated expression, threw the hilt of the sword aside, and said lightly:

"The first emperor has already died, and now you have made the face of the first emperor, do you want to kill people and punish your heart?"

"Haha...... Let's do it, I can't imagine that I will die at the hands of you, a thief with a hidden head and tail. ”

Tang Taizong Li Shimin waved his hand, and the thorny thorn strip was crossed, and a bloody scar appeared on Tang Gaozong's face.

It's just that after a few breaths, it disappeared under the healing of the elixir.

Seeing this scene, Tang Taizong completely relieved his heart, threw the lance aside, walked towards Tang Gaozong step by step, and said word by word:

"What a hidden head and tail, I am your father! I came to you this time, just because you are so stupid that you can't even notice the change in the person next to you! ”

"What kind of wise man do you still boast of, the Empress Wu has raised tens of thousands of troops under your eyes, and Tang Lizhou is about to be codified!"

"Also, you explain to me that when the prince was serving Taizong's decoction, he saw the martial talent and was pleased, what did it mean?"

For a while, accompanied by Tang Gaozong's screams, the sound of whipping in the palace sounded like raindrops.

……

In the chat group.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: It's too miserable, it's really miserable......

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I have never seen such a person with such a fallen frieze.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Yes, this is the first time I have seen it, and I will definitely learn the seven arrows of the nail head another day.

Emperor Wu Sun Quan: Wanyan Gou, do you think you are Liu Bang's child? Can you quietly blend into the demon dynasty and still be in a high position?

Tang Suzong Li Heng: That's under a crow, above ten thousand demons.

Tang Suzong Li Heng: If the great demons of the Golden Immortal Realm knew that Han Gaozu was just a mere mortal, would they be angry and go mad on the spot?

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: In my opinion, those big demons will skin and tear apart Han Gaozu.

Song Taizong Zhao Guangyi: These days, Han Gaozu has interrogated the hole cards of those big demons under the pretense of a banquet.

Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: Yes, Lone has never seen such an honest and honest monster.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Honest and honest? The Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong are sworn brothers, Sun Wukong was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, but the Bull Demon King didn't even look at it.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: This is clearly false benevolence and false righteousness!

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: How to see it? Didn't you hear Sun Wukong talk about his great achievements?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, and still secretly ate pills in Tushi Palace, and kicked over the alchemy furnace......

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: In other words, if it is me, there is such a sworn brother who keeps causing trouble, and he can't wait to hide away.

Emperor Jin Hui Sima Zhen: In that case, it is still Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty who is the most righteous.

Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhen: Emperor Wu killed Guan Yu, and Emperor Zhaolie of Han poured his troops into Eastern Wu.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hiss... It seems that it is true, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty is too benevolent and righteous, and I want to go to him to worship.

Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: ......

Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youjiao: Grandpa Huang, you are cautious!

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, do you bow down?

Emperor Wu Sun Quan: Phew, what kind of benevolence and righteousness, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty is clearly a fake benevolence and false righteousness.

Emperor Wu Sun Quan: The White Emperor City entrusted Gu, and Zhuge Liang, who was harmed, cleaned up the mess for him, did his best, and died.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Ah, yes, yes, what you said makes sense, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty is a hypocrisy.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: When he died, Zhuge Liang cried and red-eyed, and when Zhuge Liang died, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty didn't even look at it.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Yes, in this way, the brotherhood between Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei is also paper-paste.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty avenged his younger brother and attacked Eastern Wu with the whole country's troops, but when he was dying, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei did not go to see him.

Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: ......

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: ......

Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youzhang: ......

Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty: ???

Emperor Wu Sun Quan: You and you...... You guys...

Emperor Hui of Jin Sima Zhen: Wait, Ming Yingzong, Song Gaozong, and Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty didn't die before Zhuge Liang?

Emperor Jin Hui Sima Zhen: How can you see Zhuge Liang? is also Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, it seems that he also died in front of Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, right?

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Haha...... I just saw that the Sun Rat generation was smearing Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty again, and I was just joking.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Sun rats, don't waste your efforts, Liu Bei's name of benevolence and righteousness, even in the Ming Dynasty, everyone praises it.

Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: How can you be the mediocre lord, the king of Wu of the Wei Dynasty...... No, can King Wu of the Qin Dynasty be discredited?

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: No... Wait a minute... Ahhh Is there anyone who is coming to save me...... I'm so hot...

Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: Hot? Could it be that the blood is too vigorous? Lone suggests that you go to the land of wind and moon in the Qing Dynasty~

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: Phew, it's not that hot! I feel like I'm getting scorched!

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: The Golden Crow Emperor Lu Jian is a golden crow born in the sun star, with a golden crow true fire, which can burn all things.

Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin: Separated by two sides of the world, it just makes your body hot, and you barbarian should be content.

Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Hey, Emperor Wei Wu, can you stop cultivating all the time and also wander around the daughter country.

……

Yongzheng plane of the Qing Dynasty.

"Tear Pull"

Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling tore off their clothes, angrily closed the chat interface, and with red eyes, they threw themselves at the palace maid in the distance, and scolded:

"Wait! Waiting for the emperor of the Great Yuan to enter the group, I have to make you look good! ”

"Shuishui, Shui, bring me water!"

When the palace ladies heard the movement, they turned their heads and saw a naked thief with red eyes, smiling and rushing towards them.

Suddenly, they were frightened one by one, turned around and ran.

"Help!"

"There's a madman!"

……

The Heavens Ring.

Lion Camel Ridge.

A group of Golden Wonderland demons surrounded the water mirror, constantly exchanging glances, and there was an awkward atmosphere in the air.

The simple-natured Bull Demon King leaned into the ear of "Ao Ji" and whispered:

"Brother Ao, don't you disperse your water mirror spell soon, you don't see Your Majesty being angry."

"But it's also, it's not that the golden crow really burns the heavens and the earth, and the result is even a little mortal ......"

"Boom"

I saw a blazing golden crow true fire falling on the Bull Demon King, and in an instant, it spread all over the body.

The Bull Demon King burst into a scream:

"Ahh Your Majesty spares your life, I didn't say that you can't do it! (End of chapter)