Chapter 501: Jian'an's style and bones are still there
In the chat group.
Yang Guang, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty: Hiss...... Han Gaozu was crazy and hooked up with a married woman, how is this different from Emperor Wu of Wei?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Actually, if you think about it carefully, Princess Iron Fan is also a bright and moving woman.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: And it is also a golden fairy realm demon, as well as innate spiritual treasures such as banana fans.
Tang Suzong Li Heng: Could it be that this is the Jian'an style and bones that are still there today, and the legacy of Wei Wu will be passed on forever~
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: ......
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: No, what does this have to do with Lone???
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: I have calculated, Han Gaozu has been extremely busy these days.
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: He has been eyebrow-raising with the seven spiders, and he is very affectionate with the fox beauty, and now he has to add an iron fan princess......
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: I suddenly envied Han Gaozu.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: In other words, did anyone go to Gaozu and secretly tell Empress Lu what Han Gaozu did?
Tang Suzong Li Heng: Then Empress Lu is not just a dynasty to weigh the system......
Ming Xianzong Zhu Jianshen: Look at Han Gaozu's live broadcast interface, the Bull Demon King was tied up by Han Gaozu, and the red child is called Han Gaozu's father.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: What?!!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Han Gaozu hooked up with a married woman, and he was still so open-minded?
Tang Xuanzong Li Chen: I would have known that I wouldn't have watched Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty weave straws.
……
The Heavens Ring.
Inside the cave.
Princess Iron Fan walked around the Bull Demon King and the Red Boy a few times, her pretty face was slight, and she said coldly:
"Tell me, what's going on?"
The Bull Demon King swallowed his saliva, recalled his wife's methods, and felt a little weak, and immediately thought that he was justified this time.
The waist straightened, and with anger, he confronted each other:
"Slut, this rebel has told me Lao Niu!"
"Where do you say my old cow is not as good as the Ao Ji dog thief? Is he not as handsome as he looks? Or is it not as strong as him? ”
"My old cow is also a big demon with a head and a face in the Three Realms, and you have been mixed up with this dog thief for a long time!"
The red boy glared at the Bull Demon King and scolded:
"Bull Demon King, you dare to scold my mother and father! I swear to you! ”
"Obviously, you haven't been home for hundreds of years, and you're still in that vixen, why can't my mother find a new love?"
"Smack"
"Smack"
With a crisp slap, the faces of the Bull Demon King and the Red Boy became red and swollen.
The iron fan princess gritted her teeth angrily, her chest rose and fell, and she said word by word:
"What the hell is crazy about you old cow today! Brother Ao Ji and I are innocent! ”
Han Gaozu Liu Bang looked at the scene in front of him, only felt a headache, and persuaded him with good words:
"Yes, Lao Niu, my wife and I didn't know each other before, should you believe the rumors and believe it?"
The Bull Demon King held his red and swollen cheeks, gritted his teeth and said:
"Get out, you dog thief, the whole Lion Camel Ridge is up and down, who doesn't know that you are dissolute by nature, and there are many descendants like cow hair."
"Phew, my old cow only hates himself for being blind, didn't recognize your true face earlier, and raised your son for hundreds of years for nothing!"
The red boy was a little aggrieved and said:
"Mother, what's wrong with the child?"
"Dad, let go of your bonds."
Han Gaozu met the red child's eyes for help, waved his hand again and again, and said urgently:
"Bah, red boy, don't call me daddy, I don't have a son as big as you."
"Old Niu, don't listen to the red boy's words, he slanders me, he slanders me!"
The Bull Demon King snorted coldly with disdain, and said angrily:
"Slandering you? Then you say, why is my old cow a cow, but the body of the red boy is not a cow? ”
"And whether it's this slut or my old cow, they don't know the true fire of samadhi, why is the red boy born with the true fire of samadhi?"
"Feng Shengfeng, dragon Shenglong, what else do you have to quibble!"
When Princess Iron Fan heard this, she finally understood what the Bull Demon King was crazy about today, and pulled the latter's ears, and said in disbelief:
"You sneered old cow, how dare you doubt me?"
"I didn't tell you, it's because I'm from the Blood Sea Asura clan, so the red child was born different."
If it was in the past, the Bull Demon King would have believed this set of rhetoric, but now that people have obtained stolen goods, where will the Bull Demon King believe it?
Unceremoniously scolded:
"What is the Blood Sea Asura Clan, I have inquired about it, there is no such place in the human world!"
"If it weren't for my old cow returning to the cave today, I'm afraid I wouldn't know that you actually had a secret tryst!"
"And let the red boy keep watch outside the cave? You...... You shamelessly obscene! ”
"Bang Bang Bang"
The princess of the iron fan was angry, and she raised the banana fan and hit the Bull Demon King.
For a while, the slap continued to explode like thunder.
After Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, loosened the golden rope for the red boy, he hid in the corner, looked at the fierce iron fan princess, and said worriedly:
"Red Boy, your mother... How is it so stakesome? Hey, don't go back to the cave for the next few days, lest you suffer from the fish in the pond. ”
By now, Han Gaozu has guessed the cause and effect, and there must be a dog thief spreading rumors about him and Princess Iron Fan.
As soon as the angry Bull Demon King came in, he scolded.
The red boy's little face was full of confusion, and he whispered:
"Dad, then can I follow you back to the Demon Palace?"
Han Gaozu Liu Bang rubbed the red boy's little head angrily and said:
"You stupid boy, Lao Niu is your father, and I am your Uncle Ao."
……
A moment later.
Princess Iron Fan stopped, rubbed her wrists, and said angrily:
"Okay, you bad old cow, since you slandered me and Brother Ao Ji so much today, then we will part ways from now on!"
"You go back to your Moyun Cave, I will live in Lion Camel Ridge with the red child, and I will not get along with each other in old age and death."
Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, took out a bottle of medicinal powder, helped Princess Tiefan to sit down, put the medicinal powder in the latter's hand, and persuaded:
"Madame, have you forgotten what I just said? Besides, the old cow was also bewitched by the traitor, so I went to persuade him. ”
"I see that your wrist is a little red and swollen, just rub the medicine powder, and it will heal faster."
I saw that the current Bull Demon King, his head was so big that he couldn't even see his eyes.
Seeing "Ao Ji" in front of him, he dared to do something to his wife, and said angrily:
"Dog thief, let go of your hands!"
Princess Iron Fan looked at the shivering red boy hiding in the corner, and said softly:
"Then there's Brother Laooji."
Han Gaozu Liu Bang nodded, walked up to the Bull Demon King, and said with a wry smile:
"I said you old cow, why are you so confused today, and I am angry with Your Majesty, and I am suspicious of your wife."
"My Ao Ji has been frank and honest all his life, how could I hook up with a married woman?"
"If you don't believe it, go to the underworld to borrow the book of life and death, and see who the real father of the red boy is!"
As he spoke, Han Gaozu pinched the magic trick in his hand, and the golden rope flew back into his palm.
"Boom"
The strong body of the Bull Demon King fell to the ground with a bang, holding on to a breath, gritting his teeth and saying:
"Okay, you wait, I'll call the ghosts and gods of the underworld!"
(End of chapter)