Chapter 505: Pang Tong: What does Zhuge Liang's trouble have to do with me, Pang Shiyuan?
In the chat group.
Emperor Cao Cao of Wei: Haha...... Han Gaozu is really a wonderful person~ In front of Hu Hai, he scolded Qin II.
Cao Cao, Emperor Wu of Wei: Or in the territory of the Qin Dynasty, are you really not afraid of death?
Tang Suzong Li Heng: Han Gaozu has gained a lot in the time of Shihuling.
Tang Suzong Li Heng: Just by slashing immortals and flying knives, you can run rampant, how can you be afraid of a Hu Hai?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: How come those two scourges are also in the underworld?!!
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: So troublesome, no wonder Zhu Yunwen wanted to cut the feudal domain after succeeding to the throne.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Phew, Wanyan Structure, you are smearing the Ming Dynasty again!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Believe it or not, I will send you to the eighteenth layer of hell!
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: So, the person who provoked the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess was Zhuge Liang???
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: I can't imagine that Zhuge Wuhou, who is famous in history, is also ...... Also so warm-hearted.
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The Heavens Ring.
Inside the cave.
I saw Zhuge Liang holding the [Popular Romance of the Three Kingdoms] and muttering to himself:
"Shiyuan, you and I have known each other for many years, if I have offended something, you should also speak directly to me."
"Is it a gentleman's act to change into my appearance behind my back, to cheat and abduct, and to do wrongdoing?"
Looking around, I saw that Pang Tong was tied up with five flowers, his mouth was sealed, and after hearing Zhuge Liang's words, he quibbled:
"Woo...... Woo woo... Woohoo......"
Zhuge Liang nodded again and again and said:
"It turns out that Shiyuan, you already have a heart of repentance, but as the old saying goes, people can't stand without faith."
"Don't worry, when that fire phoenix comes, I will instruct him to let him be born to you on his wedding night tonight."
Pang Tong glared at Zhuge Liang and said urgently:
"Woo...... Woo woo... Woooooo
Zhuge Liang pretended to listen attentively, and suddenly said:
"What? Shi Yuan, you are saying that after marrying that fire phoenix, the [phoenix] is not worthy of the name? So you want to be called "Mrs. Feng" in the future? ”
"Yi Er, if you add another word to your brother, you will be called [Lady of Fire Phoenix], or [Princess of Fire Phoenix], how about it?"
Pang Tong listened to the two lines of tears, and scolded:
"Woo...... Woooooo ”
Zhuge Liang met Pang Tong's eyes that wanted to kill, chuckled, and said with a smile:
"Hey, Shiyuan, Brother Wei knows that you are anxious and want to enter the cave room, but don't worry about it first."
"That fire phoenix, with such a strong body, is really the only thing I have ever seen in my life, this is a good family business."
"Don't worry, when I go back, I will widely inform you about your marriage, and then let Your Majesty confer on you the post of General Zhenfeng."
"Zhenfeng... Zhenfeng ...... Hahaha..."
In the end, Zhuge Liang, who has always been moody, finally couldn't hold it anymore, held on to the table, and laughed out loud gloatingly.
Suddenly.
"Moan"
With the sound of phoenixes, a flash of fire fell into the palace.
When the firelight dissipated, a man in red was revealed, and his strong body revealed a fierce color, like a humanoid beast.
After seeing Zhuge Liang, he said with a grin:
"Mr. Kong Ming, what do you have to do with me?"
The sound was like thunder, and the entire cave shook in the earthquake.
Pang Tong looked at this humanoid beast, his eyes couldn't help but widen, and he pleaded:
"Woo...... Woowoo...... Woohoo......"
At this moment, Pang Tong's heart was like ashes, he thought that Zhuge Liang was talking to himself and was scaring him.
I never thought that this dog thief was really !!
His name is clear!
Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up, beckoned to the fire phoenix, and said with a smile:
"Brother Feng, I haven't seen you for many days, but your physique has improved again."
"I'm looking for you today, I want to help you find a family business, the old saying goes, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great~"
Huofeng touched the back of his head, grinned, and said honestly:
"Mr. Kong Ming, what you said is true?"
"Great, I've wanted to find a Taoist partner for a long time, but as long as I'm excited, the phoenix true fire in my body will riot."
"The Taoist couples that my mother gave me to find before were all burned alive......"
When Pang Tong heard this, he looked at this Golden Immortal Realm Fire Phoenix in horror, and cold sweat broke out.
Zhuge Liang walked to Pang Tong's side and said in his ear:
"Shi Yuan, how about helping you find this family business for your brother? Are you satisfied? ”
Pang Tong pleaded:
"Woo... Woowoo woo ......"
Zhuge Liang patted his forehead, waved his long sleeves, and after untying the method, he said apologetically:
"Shi Yuan, I'm really confused for my brother, I forgot to seal your mouth before."
"What do you want to say? If it's something like gratitude, don't say it. ”
After the spell was unraveled, Pang Tong took a long breath and scolded:
"Zhuge Kongming, you despicable villain! Dignified people! Traitor! Thief! ”
"Quickly let go of me, otherwise I, Pang Shiyuan, will cut off relations with you, and I will not stand up from now on!!"
The smile on Zhuge Liang's face became brighter and brighter, and after his fingers were flicked, he sealed Pang Tong's mouth again, and said:
"Shiyuan, look at you, you're all happy to talk nonsense."
"My brother is your best friend, how can it hurt you?"
If his eyes can kill, Pang Tong at this moment can't wait to cut the dog thief in front of him with a thousand knives!
That's when it happened.
After Emperor Zhaolie of Han hurriedly broke into the cave, he said anxiously:
"Mr. Kong Ming, quick, high... Prime Minister Ao asked you to go out and hide first, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Duke are going to kill you! ”
Zhuge Liang frowned and asked:
"General Pingtian Bull Demon King? Iron Fan Princess? ”
"Why did you come to kill me? I don't seem to have offended them, have I? ”
Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, ran to the front and said helplessly:
"Hey, there is just a man with a feather fan and a scarf, what is the phoenix giving birth to a phoenix and a dragon giving birth to a dragon in front of the red child."
"Let the red boy mistakenly think that he is not the biological son of the Bull Demon King, after the Bull Demon King returned to the cave, he happened to meet Prime Minister Ao Cheng and was also ......"
"For this reason, they also went to the underworld to check the book of life and death, and now that the misunderstanding has been solved, they will have to find trouble with the rumor-mongers."
Zhuge Liang patted Pang Tong's shoulder thoughtfully, and said with a smile:
"Feng Shengfeng, dragon Shenglong, Shiyuan, you really want to beat me at any time."
Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, saw that Pang Tong was tied up with five flowers, his mouth was still sealed, and after pinching the magic trick in his hand and loosening the tie for the latter, he said in confusion:
"Mr. Shiyuan, what's wrong with you? Who binds you up? ”
Pang sat on the ground with his buttocks, rubbed his legs, which had long been unconscious, and said with a smirk:
"Kong Ming, how can you slander your best friend like this? We're half-brothers! ”
"By the way, you should hide."
Zhuge Liang pinched the magic trick in his hand, the fairy light flashed, and his appearance changed rapidly, and after only a few breaths, he became the same as Pang Tong.
Immediately pointed out, changed Pang Tong into his own appearance, and said with a smile:
"It's just a little bit of a change technique, and I happen to know a little bit about it."
"Shi Yuan, as a close friend and half-brother, you can't stop a disaster for your brother, isn't it too much?"
Pang Tong touched his cheeks, revealing a look of horror, and pinched the magic trick in his hand, wanting to break the change technique, but failed to do so.
Thinking that the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, who were cultivated in the Golden Immortal Realm, were going to seek revenge, they were so frightened that they ran away, and said viciously:
"What a best friend, Zhuge dog thief, you and I cut off our relationship today!"
(End of chapter)