Chapter 532: Qin Shi Huang, Fight for Money, Seal God!
In the chat group.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Hiss...... The secret technique of Maitreya Buddha is so powerful, it actually trapped Tang Taizong, and made the Tang Dynasty's luck turn against each other!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Fortunately, the Ming Luck Shenlong will not be so old and confused, and he has recognized the wrong person several times.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Zhu Qizhen, as if you can drive the Ming Dynasty's luck dragon?
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: ......
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Ahem...... This one... I... That one... Wanyan Gou, you dog thief, I don't believe you can drive the Song Dynasty lucky!
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: So, what are the two of you clamoring for here?
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou: Zhu Qizhen, Yang Guang, you two dog thieves, when I get out of trouble, it will be the death period you are waiting for!
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: Hey, could it be that Tang Taizong is really no match for Maitreya Buddha?
Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youjiao: The gap in cultivation can be filled with the secret technique of luck, but the heart is not.
Ming Xiaozong Zhu Youzhang: Mortals only have a short lifespan of a few decades, and the gods and Buddhas who are immortal and live for tens of thousands of years at every turn cannot be compared at all.
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: Haha...... Or is Tang Taizong too stupid, what's wrong with his father?
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: Since ancient times, the battle between emperors has always been life and death!
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: Besides, Tang Taizong still carried the heads of Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji to see Tang Gaozu a few months ago.
Yuan Mingzong and Shi Ling: Now they don't dare to make a move on Tang Gaozu, what a coward!
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: You barbarian, what are you calling a dog? Do you think everyone is like you dirty yuan?
Sui Gaozu Yang Jian: Tang Taizong should have understood how heavy the four words of improper position are.
Sui Gaozu Yang Jian: Just like Ming Taizong, his uncle seized the position of nephew, and he was infamous in the history books, so he could only keep using his merits to wash away his infamy.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: My father's words are reasonable, but it is a pity that the descendants of Taizong of the Ming Dynasty are fooling around, abandoning the government and government, and tossing and tossing.
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: I remember that when the group leader was reading the history books of the Ming Dynasty, he almost vomited blood.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen: Who are you talking nonsense???
Ming Shizong Zhu Houxi: Who wasted the government???
Ming Sizong Zhu Youzhen: Emperor Yang of Sui, you shouldn't be talking about me, right? I haven't offended you!
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Sui Gaozu, Emperor Yang of Sui, don't you father and son think that I have retreated and cultivated, so you don't listen to what is going on outside the window?
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: I admit that it is indeed intolerable for my uncle to take the position of nephew.
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: However, if you are a grandson, you can wantonly kill your own uncle?
Ming Taizong Zhu Di: Isn't it common sense for a nephew to kill his uncle?
Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty: Zhu Laosi, you should keep what you say and ask Zhu Yunwen.
……
The orthodox plane of the Ming Dynasty.
Ming Yingzong Zhu Qizhen lay on the bed, glanced at the chat group, and saw that Grandpa Tai was arguing with Emperor Yang of Sui, and did not dare to interject at all.
Looking at the bamboo slip in his hand over and over again, he touched his chin and smiled extraordinarily brightly:
"Haha...... I'm so smart! I was able to come up with such an earth-shattering, weeping ghost and god method! ”
"The first one will take Yan Gou, you dog thief test! If I don't deceive you into being penniless, I won't be surnamed Zhu! ”
……
Heaven.
Dark and damp, full of poisonous insects in the dungeon.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou sat in the corner, looked at the live broadcast screen, and cursed in a low voice:
"Phew, the hateful Zhu Chongba, Zhu Qizhen, when I escape from the prison one day, I must ......"
As far as the eye can see, there are immortals imprisoned in the heavenly prison all around, and Song Gaozong is alone in it, which is very out of place.
Suddenly.
A sound of footsteps sounded from outside the prison, and the originally silent prison was also lively in an instant!
I saw Jiang Xuan, the deputy commander of the Great Ming Demon Guard, walking from a distance with a few heavenly prison guards.
Along the way, all the prisoners pleaded:
"My lord, please let go of the little god, the little god just can't help but go down to the mortal world and eat the mortals of a village, where did he violate the rules of heaven?"
"As a mountain god, what's wrong with me eating the boys and girls that mortals worship? Why arrest me? I'm not convinced! ”
……
Jiang Xuan turned a blind eye to the immortals who "shouted grievances", and when he passed by the cage where Song Gaozong was imprisoned, he paused and ordered:
"This person has just insulted Tianzun, the crime is added to the first degree, and he is not allowed to feed him for a month!"
Song Gaozong was annoyed when he heard this, and said angrily:
"Jiang Xuan, you dog thief is endless! I've put up with you for a long time! ”
"You are just a lackey under Zhu Chongba's subordinates who will be killed when they run out, and you dare to torture me again and again!"
Thinking of his experience in the prison these days, Song Gaozong was about to cry out of his grievances!
How could he meet Jiang Xuan, the living king of Hades, and use all kinds of trumped-up charges to toss him at every turn!
Jiang Zhen sneered and said:
"Come on, I will lock up the male dog demon caught by Erlang Zhenjun in the human world with Wanyan Gou."
"That male dog demon is dissolute by nature, men and women are not taboo, I think I will definitely take care of you~"
With that, Jiang Xuan continued to walk towards the depths of the prison.
And Song Gaozong Zhao Gou was stunned at this moment, and said dumbfoundedly:
"A dissolute male...... Male Dog Demon ?!! ”
"Jiang Xuan, you dog thief, I swear to be inseparable from you!"
That's when it happened.
I saw a fist-sized spatial passage suddenly appear in front of Song Gaozong.
Seeing this, the latter first rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and after making sure that he was not mistaken, he pounced on the spatial passage and said gratefully:
"Emperor Taizong, are you here to save your grandson?"
"Your grandson will know that you won't leave your grandson alone!"
"Bang"
In the next second, a bamboo slip flew out of the space passage and smashed straight on Song Gaozong's forehead.
Song Gaozong covered his forehead painfully, picked up the bamboo slip, sneakily glanced around, and saw that no one noticed him, so he immediately opened the bamboo slip.
What caught my eye was a few lines of crooked Qin seals:
[I am the reign of Qin Shi Huang, because Buddhism invaded the underworld, it was difficult to support it alone, so I asked the emperors for help. 】
[If anyone can send me spirit stones, save me from danger, and wait for the Buddha Gate to be destroyed, the position of ghosts and gods in the underworld is optional! 】
After Song Gaozong Zhao Gou finished reading Qin Shi Huang Yingzheng's "Bamboo Slips for Help", he touched his chin and thought about it.
How powerful Buddhism is, look at the emperors such as Tang Taizong, Emperor Wei Wu, and Song Taizong who are now in deep trouble, and you can get a glimpse of it.
Therefore, Song Gaozong did not think so about Qin Shi Huang asking for help from other emperors, but he was more concerned about whether the first emperor could drive away Buddhism?
After struggling with the time of a full cup of tea, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou gritted his teeth and said viciously:
"Fight! The big deal is that thousands of points are wasted! ”
"As long as Qin Shi Huang can drive away the Buddha Gate, with this kindness in the snow, he will definitely save me from the prison."
"When the time comes, I will go to the underworld to be a ghost and god, and then take revenge on Zhu Qizhen, the dog thief!"
While speaking, after Song Gaozong summoned the chat group mall, he tapped his fingers and exchanged for spirit stones.
(End of chapter)