Chapter 54: The Bandits of Mangdang Mountain
Qian Baguang screamed: "Oops! My ass hurts to death! ”
Xiao Ming and the others were stunned! Stunned, he looked at the papier-mâché sledgehammer on the ground. Not only were they stunned, but even the bandits were stunned, they didn't see how Qian Baguang fell on his heels.
Qian Baguang jumped up and said: "This game doesn't count, Lao Tzu is not ready, let's do it again"
After seeing Xiao Ming's disdainful eyes, he suddenly realized that his props were worn out, and his black face couldn't help but be red and purple for a while, but he still said stiffly: "You come to play this game, Lao Tzu doesn't hide, I will listen to you if I lose"
Xiao Ming said: "You have already lost, and you still have to cheat?" Since you want to fight so much, why don't I make a bet with you? ”
Qian pulled out his bare chest and said, "What are you betting on?" Despite the fact that "
Xiao Ming said: "Bet on your life!" If you lose again this time, I will take all the lives of you people, how about it? ”
"Good!" Qian Baguang didn't even think about it.
Lao Hao on the side stopped doing it, glared and said, "Give money, give money!" Don't rely on the account if you lost the gamble just now......" turned his head to look at the money and said: "Old money, your life has been lost, our lives have to be gambled by ourselves, I will come to this game"
Qian Baguang was a little helpless, but he had to step back, opened his mouth and said: "I bet on Lao Hao to fall into the mud, I bet on twenty wen, which of you bets?" The bandits obviously began to consider their own situation, but their gambling nature did not change, and they opened their mouths to bet, and none of them could win the bet.
Lao Hao was obviously thick-skinned and didn't care at all, and said to Xiao Ming: "We are more weapons in this game, how about it?" ”
Xiao Ming smiled and nodded, and Lao Hao said: "Don't blame me for bullying you, my iron gun weighs a thousand catties, and it is the number one overlord gun on the weapon spectrum!" ”
Xiao Ming turned his head to look at An Daoquan, both of them couldn't help laughing, even Gu Xiaoliu and Bai San felt funny, and smiled, Xiao Ming said, "So what?" ”
Lao Hao smiled, "Scared, right?" If you are afraid, just admit defeat obediently, see that you are a man, and I will not hurt your life, just leave the carriage, how about it? ”
Xiao Ming shook his head.
Lao Hao said angrily: "Since you are looking for death, then don't blame me for being ruthless, where is your blade?" ”
Xiao Ming raised his two hands and said: "My weapon is two hands, come on, I'll let you, or you do it first"
"Okay, then you will take it" After speaking, Lao Hao stepped forward and rounded the iron spear like a stick, and swept it over, and the iron spear as thick as the mouth of a cup was picked up with amazing momentum!
"Woo——!" An iron gun swept over, and then looked at Xiao Ming in front of Lao Hao, who had disappeared without a trace, and before he could react, he felt a strong force coming from his lower back, and his body flew up involuntarily, and he fell to the ground with a "boast" sound, and his ass was pouting, and he was full of dog gnawing mud!
The head of his gun was also thrown away, and the barrel of the gun was pressed by his body, and the old Hao, who had shaken too much, was full of Venus.
"Good! It's beautiful! Qian Baguang cheered loudly, and the bandits who followed him to bet were also cheering: "Win!" Win! Take the money and take the money."
Xiao Ming walked over and picked up Lao Hao's big iron gun, it was really light to start, and after a closer look, the round thick wooden stick was painted with paint, which was also a good thing, and he lifted Lao Hao up.
"What now?"
Lao Hao is even more single, "Lao Qian is the leader, I'm not, he has the final say"
Xiao Mingqi said: "Then you just said that he didn't count?" ”
"It's about the lives of all the brothers, of course, we have to fight for it" Lao Hao stalked his neck, feeling that he was a hero.
Qian Baguang behaved better, he stepped forward and said: "Okay, our lives are all yours, if you want to kill, you have to listen to the respect, but Lao Tzu was very happy to see you fall Lao Hao and a dog gnaw mud before he died."
Lao Hao said: "Don't you also fall badly!" Our brothers wrestle with each other in the world, and go down to the Yellow Spring on the road together."
Qian Baguang gave a thumbs up and said, "Good brother! Good man! ”
Over there, Xiao Ming commanded Gu Xiaoliu and Bai San, and they had already surrendered the weapons of the dozen or so robbers, and the bandits were very obedient, just waiting for Xiao Ming to fall.
Xiao Ming asked, "What are you all doing?" Where is home? Why is the grass a thief? ”
The bandits said: "We are all miners near Xuzhou Mansion, and we were cornered by the government, so we went to Mangdang Mountain to be thieves." ”
Xiao Ming said to An Daoquan: "You see I found you more than a dozen guys, those people ran away, these people sent the mountain gate, and they didn't have to give money." ”
An Daoquan smiled: "There is labor, there is labor"
The money was pulled out and shouted on the side: "Lao Tzu's life is yours, why don't you come to take it?" Hurry up, hurry up, Lao Tzu is in a hurry to be reincarnated! ”
Gu Xiaoliu couldn't help this living treasure, and laughed after holding his stomach to the car, even Gongsun Sheng felt funny, and couldn't help but feel embarrassed.
Xiao Ming smiled: "Who said I was going to kill you?" But your life is already mine, and you must listen to me in the future and be a scholar for me."
Qian Baguang said with a bitter face: "Okay, if you take my life, I will recognize you as the master, but can you not be a scholar?" I'll be a thug for you, no one will dare to bully you in the future."
Xiao Ming laughed and said, "Be a thug? Do you just use your sledgehammer? ”
Qian Baguang smiled and scratched his head.
Lao Hao said: "Old Qian, you are the four leaders of the cottage, you have been a thug, what should I do over there in the cottage?" ”
Qian Baguang said: "Oh, I forgot about ......"
While he was talking, suddenly two fast horses galloped up, and the rider called out as he ran: "You are a fool!" You didn't listen to the eldest brother's orders, and even took people to the pass to rob without permission, and see how the eldest brother cleaned you up."
When he ran closer, he saw that the situation was wrong, and immediately asked Qian Baguang: "What's going on?" Who are these people? ”
Qian Baguang said: "Second brother, third brother, are you here?" This is my newly recognized lord, he is strong in martial arts, and he is benevolent, let me introduce you to you? ”
The second brother had a red face, and seemed to know that Qian was out of tune, so he turned his head and asked Lao Hao: "Hao stick, you are also the little leader of the cottage, why are you messing around with the fourth child?" What the hell is going on? ”
Hao Stick said: "I followed Lao Qian here to rob the road, I met this little brother, everyone said that we would bet on our lives, and now we have lost our lives, that's it!" ”
The third brother has a mustache, and the sideburns also have a flower, Xiao Ming knows that men in the Northern Song Dynasty like to bring flowers on the sideburns, and he said to Xiao Ming on the horse: "So the fourth child of my family recognized you as the new lord?" ”
Xiao Ming arched his hand and said, "Haven't consulted the two heroes yet?" ”
Qian Baguang interjected on the side: "This is my second brother Flying Sage Li Gon!" This is my third brother's eight-armed Nezha Xiang Chong! He pointed at Xiao Ming and said, "This is my newly recognized lord......" He didn't remember until now that he didn't know what Xiao Ming's name was.
Xiao Ming said in his heart: "Okay, one land walking star, one earth flying star, Liangshan is almost complete!" ”
Shaking his fists at Li Gon and Xiang Chong, Xiao Ming said: "I have long admired the two heroes, I am Xiao Ming of Hangzhou Mansion, this time I came to Mangdang Mountain to collect medicine, and the competition with Brother Ling is just a joke, I just want to buy a way through the competition."
Qian Baguang said angrily: "What a joke, Lao Tzu lost in a dignified manner, you will defeat me in person, I will obey you!" ”
Li Gon reprimanded: "Fourth, don't mess around, how can you explain to a big brother like you?" ”
Qian Baguang said: "No, since you lost your life in the bet, of course you have to gamble back."
Xiang Chong said: "Do you want us to gamble for you again?" ”
Qian Baguang sat down on the ground and said, "This is the best!" ”
Li Gon was helpless, and hugged Xiao Ming and said: "My fourth brother is a solid eye, and it is really difficult to turn back on what he recognizes, Mr. Xiao Why don't we gamble again?" ”
Xiao Ming said: "Okay, I have no problem, I don't know what the bet is?" ”
Qian Baguang said: "Gambling on life, of course gambling on life, what are you kicking me for?" He glared at Hao Stick.
Li Gon muttered: "If we lose, we will lose gold and silver, if we win, please return the fourth brother and all the brothers to me?" ”
Gu Xiaoliu asked on the side: "How much is this big head worth two taels of gold and silver?" ”
Li Gon gritted his teeth and said, "One hundred taels of gold!" ”
Xiao Ming readily agreed, so Li Gon Xiangchong dismounted, cleared the field, and each held his sword. Li Gon and Xiang Chong are almost the same equipment, both are one shield and one sword, but the difference is that Li Gon holds the Nanban shield in his hand, holds a sharp sword, and has a dense row of fallen leaf javelins behind his back, while Xiang Chong has an autumn wind sword in one hand and a rolling shield in the other, and twenty-four flying knives are inserted in the shield.
Both of them are good at hidden weapons, but they don't know how to compare, because Xiao Ming is bare-handed, if he puts the blade and competes with his bare hands, Qian Baguang and Hao Stick will lose in the hands of others. That's better than a fart!
Fortunately, Xiao Ming said: "We are still better than the secret weapon kung fu" After speaking, he took out a swarthy thing from his waist, which looked very much like a bow and crossbow, Xiao Ming took out a mud pill from his arms, loaded it into a projectile gun, and then picked up a waist knife from the ground, and broke off a knife head with his hand.
Xiao Ming's kung fu had already made Li Gon and Xiang Chong admire, and they only heard Xiao Ming say: "I throw it up, whoever shoots it will win, how?" ”
Xiang Chong said: "Second brother, I'll come first, pull out a flying knife from the shield and hold it in my hand, just waiting for Xiao Ming to throw the knife head, Xiao Ming raised his hand, "Whoosh!" "A bright light flew into the sky, flying so high! Everyone looked up at the sky, just waiting for the two of them to launch the hidden weapon.
I heard a "ding" sound, and the head of the knife was hit far away by a mud pellet, and at the same time, Xiang Chong's flying knife brush fell short from the side.
Xiang Chong's face was like earth, and the opponent went from throwing objects, aiming to shooting in one go, until he hit the target, the action was too fast, but he had to see the whereabouts clearly, and then threw out the flying knife, which had already fallen.
Xiang Chong said: "Second brother, I lost, it's your turn!" ”
Li Gon knows too well that Xiang Chong's flying knife kung fu has been more than ten years, it is a hundred shots, but now he is shot in the air. Shen said half-loudly: "No need to compare, I can't win!" ”
Xiang Chong nodded, and Li Gon said to Xiao Ming: "I am not as good as others, I am willing to lose the bet, Mr. is willing to go back to the cottage with me to get the gold?" ”
Others will definitely worry about this matter, but is it better to go to the robber's lair? But Xiao Ming was not worried, but was very happy, and said with a smile: "Okay, just drop by, let your minions catch up with our carriage and horses, and we will go together."
Li Gon and Xiang Chong admired in their hearts, this person had great skills and courage, and they couldn't help but have the idea of wooing, but they were not good at calling the shots, after all, there was a big leader in the cottage, as long as they persuaded the eldest brother.
An Daoquan and Gongsun Sheng had no objections, everyone packed up the carriage and horses, and the bandits drove them all the way to the direction of Mangdang Mountain, on the way Gu Xiaoliu said to Bai San: "Robbers and bandits escort the car, ho!" It's the first time ......."