Chapter 563: Heavenly Court Scandal
The Heavens Ring.
Datang Zhuzi County.
Inside the Royal Palace.
Tang Suzong Li Heng, Tang Sanzang's four masters and apprentices, Cheng Yanjin and other generals, after seeing Tang Taizong walking in from outside the hall, they all said:
"Your Majesty, are you back?"
"Erlang, come! My grandson must not get drunk with you tonight. ”
"Your Majesty, I also toast you."
Tang Taizong was wearing silver armor, and after drinking with Tang Sanzang, he looked at Sun Wukong and invited:
"Great Sage, the Emperor of Heaven and Rulai are fighting in the Heavenly Court, and I want to fight, will you go?"
A look of worry appeared on Sha Wujing's face, and he persuaded:
"Your Majesty, you must not make a fool of yourself, His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is a great supernatural person at the peak of the Great Luo Jin Immortal Realm!"
"Don't say it's a casual blow, I'm afraid you can't bear a glance."
Sun Wukong was drunk and said heroically:
"Erlang, if you dare to go, my grandson will dare to go!"
Tang Taizong Li Shimin laughed heartily and said loudly:
"Good!"
"Heng'er, you wait here, and I will come when I go with the great sage."
After that, Tang Taizong took the personal guard and presented it, and the two-meter-long giant heavenly bow flew out of the palace and went straight into the sky!
Sun Wukong pinched the magic trick in his hand, and after dissipating the drunkenness, he carried the Ruyi golden hoop stick and followed:
"Erlang, wait for my grandson."
After Sha Wujing waited for the two to leave, he came to Zhu Bajie, who looked gloomy and confused, and was borrowing wine to kill his sorrows, and whispered:
"Second Senior Brother, what's wrong with you? Could it be that he didn't save Fairy Chang'e? ”
"Bang"
Zhu Bajie picked up a jar of wine, drank it all, and the clothes he spilled were wet, sighing and saying:
"Alas...... Lao Sha, my old pig finally understands why Li Taibai always says that there are only love words in the world, which hurt people's hearts the most. ”
"My old pig is ...... again Rejected again, Lao Sha, what the hell do you say is going on? Could it be that my old pig is really so unpleasing to Fairy Chang'e? ”
For this question, Sha Wujing was also puzzled, and echoed:
"Second Senior Brother, do you think Fairy Chang'e is pretending to be shy? You are also the Marshal of Tianpeng who commanded the 80,000 Tianhe Water Army. ”
That's when it happened.
Cheng Yanjin on the side really couldn't listen to it anymore, and pointed to the Jieli Khan, who was dancing and writing poems in the center of the main hall, Feng Zhidai, the chief of the Southern Barbarians, and said:
"No, Marshal Tianpeng, could it be that the program carefully prepared by His Majesty is not good? Why are you still suffering from a pig face? ”
"How can a husband who lives between heaven and earth be depressed because of the love of his children?"
Zhu Bajie turned his head and glanced at the two nondescript cow ghosts and snake gods, and said sadly:
"Alas, Lao Cheng, you don't understand."
"Fairy Chang'e is the first beauty in the heavenly court, the ice is clear and jade, cold as frost, and her dance can be called the first dance ...... the Three Realms."
Sha Wujing scratched his hair irritably, and said depressedly:
"Second Senior Brother, the banquet should be a relaxed thing, you ......"
Seeing this scene, Chen Yanjin rolled his eyes, hugged Zhu Bajie, and whispered:
"Marshal Tianpeng, do you know why Fairy Chang'e is so cold to you?"
Zhu Bajie frowned and muttered to himself:
"Shhh...... Could it be that Fairy Chang'e already has a sweetheart? It shouldn't be, even my old pig can't capture the heart of the fairy, who in heaven can compare to my old pig? ”
"That demented Wu Gang, holding a broken axe, cutting the innate spirit root laurel tree? No, it can't be that fool. ”
"In addition, there are no living creatures in Taiyin Star, it can't be the Jade Rabbit, right? It's not right, that Jade Rabbit sister was just raised by Fairy Chang'e to relieve boredom. ”
Cheng Yanjin pointed out:
"Marshal Tianpeng, there is no Taiyin Star, it doesn't mean that Heavenly Court doesn't have it, think about it carefully, what is the surname of Yutu~"
Zhu Bajie blinked his eyes and said dumbly:
"Lao Cheng, are you crazy? Sister Yutu is naturally surnamed Yu...... Sizzle"
The voice did not fall.
Zhu Bajie suddenly gasped, and the whole pig face was wrinkled together because of fear, looking quite hideous!
When Sha Wujing heard this, he was shocked and said:
"Impossible! How could the Jade Rabbit be His Majesty the Jade Emperor...... The Queen Mother will never tolerate this! ”
Time.
Everyone around turned their heads to look at them, with a look of shock on their faces.
Moon?
Jade emperor?
Could this be some kind of heavenly court scandal?!!
What's more, Han Xin, Li Jing and other generals of Qi Guogong came over with a luminous cup.
It is related to the pinnacle of the Great Luo Jin Immortal Realm, the Heavenly Emperor who is in charge of the Three Realms, who is not curious?
Cheng Yanjin patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder heavily, and said slowly:
"Accept your fate, Marshal Tianpeng, even you are so obsessed with the beauty of Fairy Chang'e, let alone the Heavenly Emperor who is in charge of the Three Realms?"
"What kind of rabbit who relieves boredom, just by calling her name Jade Rabbit, has already announced her life experience to the world."
"Even if you want to inherit the legacy of Wei Wu and the ambition of Meng De, you have to see if you can withstand the wrath of the Emperor of Heaven."
Zhu Bajie covered his head, looking heartbroken, tears sliding down.
The confusion in my heart in the past was suddenly understood, and I said sadly:
"In other words, the reason why my old pig was relegated to the human world was that he was mistakenly cast into a pig's womb, and he followed his master to the west to learn scriptures, and he was wronged."
"It's because at the Pan Tao Conference, I was drunk and teased Fairy Chang'e...... This is why the Emperor of Heaven took such revenge? ”
Wei Chigong glared at Cheng Yanjin and complained:
"Yizhen, Marshal Tianpeng is so miserable, don't laugh."
Cheng Yanjin said confidently:
"What's the joke? Could it be that what I said is unreasonable? ”
"Unless the Emperor of Heaven can't be humane, otherwise, how can he let Fairy Chang'e go?"
"If Your Majesty were the Emperor of Heaven, I'm afraid that Fairy Chang'e would have been a group of children long ago......"
The words are not finished.
Wei Chigong covered Cheng Biting Jin's mouth and roared:
"Yizhen, shut up!"
When Cheng Biting Jin was about to struggle, suddenly, a gloomy gaze fell on his body, and when he looked up, his body suddenly stiffened.
I saw Tang Suzong Li Heng looking at Cheng Yanjin gloomily, and said with a smile:
"You dare to slander Your Majesty, Lu Guogong, you are so bold!"
Later Tang Zhuangzong Li Cunxuan smiled and said:
"Lu Guogong has always been like this, and he can't change it, so it's better to punish Lu Guogong for dancing the sword for us, how about it?"
Tang Suzong Li Heng naturally did not think of punishing the founding fathers who followed Emperor Taizong in the southern and northern wars, and when he heard this, he echoed:
"According to what Yazi said, Lu Guogong, please."
Cheng Biting Jin had a bitter face, walked to the center of the hall with a twist, held an iron sword that was not as thick as his arm, and begged for mercy:
"Ahem, can you change the punishment? This...... If this spreads, my reputation will be ruined. ”
Later Tang Zhuangzong Li Cunqiao said with a smile on his face:
"Come on, since Lu Guogong feels that the iron sword is in the way, then take the clothes of the servant and change them for Lu Guogong."
"Bang Bang Bang"
Cheng Biting Jin slapped his mouth a few times, smiled very reluctantly, and said:
"Don't don't, I dance, I dance." (End of chapter)