Chapter 17: Are You Scolding Me?
Four people, plus a wheelchair, overloaded the elevator with a load of 2,000 catties!
Oh no, five people should be said.
Mi He blinked his eyes, and a pair of watery eyes fell directly on the pregnant woman's bulging belly.
"Sure enough, for any race, new life is more important than the existence of Tarzan." Look at this fetus, it is estimated that the hands and feet have not yet grown together, and the weight has soared to this extent.
Her voice was not loud, but the current atmosphere was as quiet as a chicken, and Mi He's exclamation should be heard clearly by several people.
Little couple: "......"
Danger: "......"
Wei Zhaolin's usual expression is very small, but at this moment, his expression is really complicated, and his eyes looking at Mi He are helpless and pitying, and there is a little strange worry that cannot be explained.
He knocked on the armrest of the wheelchair and asked, "Do you think the elevator is overloaded because of the baby in her belly?" ”
"yes, so what?" In order to simulate the most realistic human beings, Mi He has also done relevant homework seriously.
For example, these people in the elevator, judging from their height and weight, Wei Zhaolin plus the wheelchair is at most 200 pounds, and the young couple are all thin bodies, adding up to about 300 pounds, and the weight she simulated by herself is only 90.
Where did the extra 1,000 catties come from?
It can only be a human cub embryo beyond the scope of Mi He's cognition!
Thinking of this, Mi He was a little worried, she lowered her head and stroked her flat lower abdomen, and muttered in a low voice: "...... With such a heavy cub, I don't know if I can do it. "I didn't hear from the elders before I came, they said that carrying such a big load to conceive a human cub is such a big load!
Danger: "......"
He raised his hand and pressed his temple: "I don't know anything else, but your brain is really not good." ”
Everyone's attention was focused on Mi He's divine speech, but no one noticed that at the moment when Wei Zhaolin just tapped the handrail of the wheelchair with his fingers, a hot spark flashed on the elevator operation panel in the blind corner of his sight.
Mi He was not very accustomed to the art of human speech, and reacted sluggishly for two seconds before asking Wei Zhaolin: "You...... Are you scolding me? ”
"It's not." Wei Zhaolin's face was expressionless, and he flatly denied it, "You--you can't hide your flaws." ”
This sentence is praising her!
Mi He understood, Mi He was satisfied, and happily pushed the dangerous wheelchair: "Thank you for the compliment, in fact, I'm not that good." ”
Wei Zhaolin: "......" His expression looked even more worried.
This IQ ......
Is that really okay?
The little couple next to them was dumbfounded, and it took a long time to give Mi He and Wei Zhaolin a look of pity.
The husband sighed and patted the wheelchair in danger: "Brother...... It's not easy for you either. ”
He was thinking before, a disabled person in a wheelchair, can find such a beautiful wife, either a large amount of money or a nouveau riche, but the result is that his wife has a problem with her brain!
Tut-tut, it's a pity that these two people look like men and women, but it turns out that one is disabled and one is brain-dead!
It's also pathetic.
The pregnant wife also smiled sympathetically at Mi He: "Don't worry, having a child is not so scary, especially with the person you love, no difficulties will be an obstacle." ”
Mi He was dazed: "...... Love? ”
The wife's eyes were even more pity, and she sighed: "The two of you support each other and rely on each other, which is the best love." ”
Mi He opened his mouth and didn't make a sound.
From the words of this young pregnant woman, she heard two conclusions, one is that it is really difficult to have a child with a human being, and there will be such and such obstacles, such as the net weight of the child's embryo is more than 1,000 catties, and the second is ...... Human beings have to have love to have children.
Mi He understands love, every Ω star understands it, they love everything in the world, but understanding love does not mean that they can understand love, especially human love.
She hesitated for a moment and humbly asked for advice: "Can you have a child with love?" ”
The young pregnant woman looked at her for a while, then leaned sideways to hold her husband's hand: "A child born because of love will be truly loved and taken care of by the husband and wife." Therefore, children born of love will be truly happy and the best for children. ”
This is really said to Mi He's death hole.
What does she care about most?
Child!
Having cubs without love is actually bad for children?
No way!
She had to study what this love was!
Mi He: I like to mention new topics.
Wei Zhaolin, who was in a wheelchair, also looked thoughtful.
"Ah, we still have to go for a check-up...... "The husband reminded him as he looked at his watch.
Mi He also came back to his senses: "Then you go first, let's wait for the next one." ”
She pushed Wei Zhaolin out of the elevator, still muttering: "I don't know if this elevator can carry cubs." ”
The little couple laughed awkwardly.
"No, it should have been the elevator prompt just now......
As soon as the two of them stood in, Wei Zhaolin's eyes flickered, and then, the elevator containing only a small couple sank suddenly.
Although the elevator only sank for a moment and quickly stabilized, the couple was still frightened.
“…… Sure enough, it was heavy. Mi He was very worried, with the human body shape and cell composition she simulated, she didn't look like she could carry a cub of more than a thousand pounds, she turned sideways, reached out and pressed on the elevator operation panel, and all the buttons were unresponsive.
Mi He's face was a little blue: "The elevators are all crushed." ”
Mi He felt that her load-bearing capacity could not be compared with this elevator, if she was pregnant with a human cub, would her body be 'crushed' like this elevator?
If it is 'crushed', then eighty percent of her body will not be better.
She took a deep breath and clenched her fists.
It's okay! Never mind! She can!
For the sake of Ω star's future, it is worth sacrificing her!
The young pregnant woman was also stunned, and she held her husband's hand tightly: "I, let's go up the stairs...... No, forget it, you take me back to the ward first, I'm going to weigh myself! ”
Husband: "......" is over, and the daughter-in-law is also taken stupid, can this beautiful girl's stupid disease be contagious?
"Hurry! What are you doing in a daze? The pregnant woman urged with a white face.
"Okay, okay." The husband was helpless, helped his wife to the ward, and when he passed by, he didn't forget to apologize to Wei Zhaolin, "I'm sorry, my wife has been pregnant for three years." "It's definitely not the same as your daughter-in-law's stupidity!
Wei Zhaolin frowned: "...... Three years of stupid pregnancy? ”
The young couple had already walked away, Wei Zhaolin retracted his gaze and looked Mi He up and down: "Will it be more stupid?" ”
Wouldn't it be a little too pushy?
Mi He was still pressing the elevator, and reacted for a while before saying, "Will you be stupid when you have a child?" It's really hard. ”
But what is the principle of this?
Because the cubs absorb the nutrients from the mother? Is her energy enough now? In the case of losing the spirit body, will it fail to conceive due to lack of energy?
Mi He's face became even more bitter.
Wei Zhaolin looked at her for a while, and reluctantly said something that could be considered comforting: "Don't worry, it shouldn't have much impact on you." ”
Because there is not much difference between an IQ minus fifty and an IQ minus 100, both are negative anyway.
Mi He smiled: "Hopefully, it doesn't matter if it has an impact." ”
For the sake of the cubs, it's worth it!
"The elevator is broken." Mi He studied for a long time, and finally stopped thinking about using mental power to check the elevator failure, turned his head and asked Wei Zhaolin, "Shall we take another car?" ”
Wei Zhaolin was eerily silent for two seconds: "I'll make a call first." ”
The call was made to Vice President Song, and the content was summarized as that they were going downstairs to walk around the corner and asked Vice President Song to give a separate empty elevator out, and during their ride, this elevator would not carry anyone else.
Vice President Song was stunned, and after hanging up the phone, he was so worried that he only scratched his head: "The rich man now...... Going to charter an elevator? ”
I've heard of shopping malls chartering, I've heard of racecourse chartering, and this is the first time I've seen an elevator chartered! Elevators are a public resource! Public Resources!
I couldn't stop roaring in my heart, but the situation was stronger than people, so Vice President Song could only do it.
On the other side, Mi He was also asking Wei Zhaolin: "Why don't you let others use the elevator?" ”
Wei Zhaolin glanced at her meaninglessly, and said insincerely: "I have a habit of cleanliness." ”
Mi He: "......"
???
You're a guy who puts chickens, ducks, and fish in the ward, and you say you have a habit of cleanliness?