"I think you're sick in the head!"

After Tang Wenlan, who came in a hurry, learned the ins and outs of the matter, she slapped the table angrily.

"You said such ugly and hurtful words, Xiao He didn't bother with you, and endured the grievances to give you the stairs!" Tang Wenlan's hands trembled, "You still think she has a brain disease?" ”

Wei Zhaolin: "She gave me the stairs?" ”

Mi He: "Did he say something hurtful? ”

The two of them spoke in unison, and their eyes were full of the same puzzlement.

Tang Wenlan: "......"

She patted her chest and smoothed out, and turned to look at Mi He apologetically: "Xiao He, I didn't teach him well, I have to blame for this, and I have to blame." However, he has been ill for a few years, and he usually has too little contact with people, and slowly he will not be able to speak human words, and you will not have to endure it next time. You are husband and wife, not subordinates, if he speaks too hurtful, you will scold him! Let him change! ”

Mi He really didn't understand the situation: "Ah? I really think he's very powerful, crying is really annoying, and it will cause a lot of bad consequences. ”

For example, crying to death, or crying blind or something.

The consequences are severe.

Tang Wenlan's eyes became more and more distressed: "You kid is too sensible." ”

She gently patted Mi He's shoulder: "I know that you are worried about Zhaolin's body, and deliberately let him say this, I understand your hard work, hey, what a good boy." ”

The question marks on the head of Mi He, a good alien boy, are about to be concretized.

Are human brain circuits so complex?

She is really just praising Wei Zhaolin sincerely, why is it in Tang Wenlan's eyes that she endures humiliation and seeks satisfaction?

Seeing this, Wei Zhaolin on the side gradually frowned.

Tang Wenlan turned her head to look at her son: "Zhaolin, think more before you speak in the future, but not everyone is as considerate and sensible as Xiao He." ”

"That's a conclusion I've come to after a lot of deliberation." Wei Zhaolin didn't lift his eyelids, and his tone was flat and mechanical, "Her emotions are unstable and her behavior is strange. To sum up, she has an 80% probability of having a mental illness, depending on her state, 90% of the probability is in the early stage, and if early intervention is made, the possibility of recovery is infinitely close to 100%. Conversely, if left unchecked, the likelihood of deterioration is close to 100%. ”

Tang Wenlan: The disease of "......" turned him into a calculator or a database? Since his condition improved, his behavior has become more and more strange.

After brewing for a while, Tang Wenlan tried to maintain decency: "Zhaolin, you ......"

"It's better to go and see." Wei Zhaolin's attitude is insistent and undeniable, "This time, she went to the hospital to see a doctor, which will indeed be time-consuming and laborious. It takes a maximum of 5 hours and a minimum of 2 hours, and the cost of a consultation ranges from 200 to 1,000 yuan. If she really has a mental illness, early intervention can save dozens of times the time and money cost that is now. It can be inferred from this that the advantages of going to the hospital at this moment outweigh the disadvantages. ”

Tang Wenlan was almost fainted: "Not only do you not know how to speak, but you can't understand people, people Xiaohe ......"

Seeing that the relationship between mother and son was stretched out, Mi He immediately said, "I'll go." "If she wants to win the favor of Wei Zhaolin, she naturally has to pay attention to his 'advice'.

Tang Wenlan: "Xiao He, he's just a little ...... Don't mess with him. ”

Mi He: "I don't care, Zhaolin can't remember my past now, and his understanding of me is completely blank, so I believe that he said these words just out of concern for me, since he is worried, then I will go to the doctor, if it is just to reassure him." ”

Hearing this, Tang Wenlan was extremely moved.

Obviously, it was her son who was making trouble unreasonably, but she didn't expect Mi He to be so cooperative.

Such a kind and caring daughter-in-law is simply a blessing from heaven!

*

It took a total of three hours to go to the hospital for examination and consultation, and because there was a driver from a dangerous family to pick him up, he saved money on the road. When she went to the hospital, she chose the expert number and spent 300 yuan on a registration fee.

In the end, the doctor came to the conclusion that she was simply emotionally sensitive, and because there was nothing wrong with her, she did no further tests and did not pay for medication.

In the end, the time and money consumed were all within the scope of what Wei Zhaolin said.

After the results of the examination came out, Tang Wenlan glared at Wei Zhaolin angrily: "Are you satisfied now?" ”

Wei Zhaolin's expression was unknown.

Tang Wenlan said again: "A woman's temper and mood are already unstable, you have been sick for a long time, and your brain is not bright. This time it's Xiao He's generosity, don't make such a stupid request next time. ”

After a while, Wei Zhaolin nodded lightly and said very cooperatively: "I know." ”

Tang Wenlan vaguely felt that this seemed to be a little wrong, but under Wei Zhaolin's 'taught' expression, he couldn't grasp the point for a while, so he could only explain the way to get along with each other, and then he left very uneasily.

There were only two newlyweds left in the family, and after being silent for a long time, Wei Zhaolin took the rare initiative to speak: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have inferred that you have a brain disease, it's me who is a human being...... Not enough is known about women. ”

Mi He didn't notice his short mouth: "I don't blame you, it's because I know too little about people and human feelings, so I have more emotions." ”

Fortunately, Wei Zhaolin is just a pure human being, otherwise she would have to show her feet just for this operation.

It seems that she will have to continue to delve into the topic of 'camouflage humans'.

So start by understanding the danger?

Get to know him! Cater to him! Impress him! And finally - slept with him?

*

said that he wanted to understand Wei Zhaolin, but after 'understanding' for a few days, Mi He couldn't bear it.

Every time he eats breakfast, Wei Zhaolin always makes a big comment on these foods.

Like at this moment.

Mi He picked up a fritter, and Wei Zhaolin spoke: "The calories of 100 grams of fritters are 386-428 kcal. Nutrients per 100 grams of fritters: carbohydrates 51.00 grams, fat 17.60 grams, protein 6.90 grams, fiber 0.90 grams, vitamin E 3.19 mg, thiamine 0.01 mg. It is a high-oil, high-calorie and low-nutrient food. ”

Mi He put down the fritters and picked up a super large meat bun, he said: "The calories of the meat buns are lower than the fritters, and the nutritional value is slightly higher than the fritters, but the calories that adults need a day are about 1500-2000 kcal, and it is more appropriate to control a meal at about 500 kcal, but the meat buns in your hand obviously exceed this value." ”

Mi He put down the meat bun, picked up the white rice porridge and wanted to take a sip, but heard it again: "White rice porridge belongs to refined white rice, except for providing you with calories and carbohydrates, there is no other nutrients to consume." ”

Mi He smiled dryly and asked, "Is that so?" So what do you think I should eat? ”

Wei Zhaolin raised his chin slightly and motioned for Mi He to look.

Mi He looked in the direction of his chin and saw a plate on the dining table, with a cup of raw milk and an egg on it, as well as vegetables that could be eaten in a few bits.

Vegetables are oil-free, salt-free, and only a little salad.

It's nothing to eat this diet once or twice, but if you eat it every day, it's no different from going to jail.

Mi He ate the tasteless boiled eggs and looked at Wei Zhaolin: "Do you have to eat like this?" ”

Wei Zhaolin's face was expressionless: "This is the healthiest diet. ”

"But it's not very pleasant."

"You're not happy?" Wei Zhaolin was puzzled, "Why?" ”

"I can't eat what I want, so I'm a little ...... Lose? Mi He said cautiously.

Of course, if Wei Zhaolin insisted on eating these things, then she would ...... I can only endure it.

"Junk food is high in carbs, and carbs can make humans feel happy, but this is only a temporary illusion, and the negative effects it brings to the body are long-term." Wei Zhaolin concluded, "Things that do more harm than good should be eliminated." ”

Mi He: "......"

She suddenly felt that such a danger was a little familiar.

Not like someone she knew, but like some interstellar bandit-like race—α planetarians.