Chapter 837: Escape from Zixiao Palace
When the green fox heard this, he was completely stunned, who farted? He?!!
Immediately.
When he smelled the strong stench around him, the green fox's face darkened, and he shook off Han Gaozu, who was going to support him, and scolded:
"Get out!"
"Poor road is right, sit up straight, this fart is definitely not poor road!"
"If there is a lie, let the poor Dao disappear at this moment!!"
The words fell, and Zixiao Palace fell into a dead silence.
Hongyun touched the back of his head embarrassedly and said embarrassedly:
"Ahem, Qinghu Daoyou, don't get excited."
"Poor Dao remembers, tens of thousands of years ago, when we were sitting in your cave and talking about the Tao, you were like this, and if you were not careful, you put a very smelly fart ......"
"Click"
The green fox had bruised on his forehead, stood up, walked towards the red cloud step by step, and said angrily:
"Hongyun, you're embarrassed to say!"
"At that time, you said that you made a fine wine from ginseng fruit, and invited me to taste it, but as a result, I had unbearable abdominal pain!"
Seeing that his best friend was in trouble again, Zhen Yuanzi hurriedly got up, stood between the two, and said peacefully:
"Hey, Qinghu Daoyou, don't be angry."
"The preaching of a saint is a great opportunity, and we should not lose the big because of the small."
As he spoke, Zhen Yuanzi waved his long sleeves, and suddenly, the stench in Zixiao Palace cleared up.
Qinghu thought about it carefully, and said viciously:
"What Zhenyuan Daoyou said is reasonable, Hongyun, you and I have grievances, wait until you finish listening to the Tao, and then make a plan!"
When the Eastern Emperor saw this scene, he also knew that he seemed to have smashed the wrong person, so he sat back on the futon in embarrassment.
Time.
In Zixiao Palace, only Han Gaozu, who was ten steps away from the palace gate, was in a dilemma.
Hongyun was just about to continue his enlightenment, but when he saw Han Gaozu still standing there stupidly, he wondered:
"Emperor Ji Daoyou, what are you still doing in a daze? Come and listen. ”
Meanwhile.
Hongjun Daozu also looked at Han Gaozu indifferently and ruthlessly, his right hand was hidden in his sleeve, clutched tightly, obviously, his heart was very uncalm.
The number of beings hearing the word has increased!!
Could it be that he is really about to fit into the Tao, so he is delirious??
Isn't it exactly three thousand? How can there be so much more?
Han Gaozu Liu Bang met everyone's gaze, turned around and walked towards the futon, and said absentmindedly:
"Red Cloud Daoyou, since it's a misunderstanding, it's good to say it."
"Everyone is a guest in Zixiao Palace, so we should help each other."
And in the bottom of his heart, Han Gaozu couldn't wait to give Hongyun a few slaps, just because of this good old man, his plan was exposed.
However, it doesn't matter, the best strategy is not good, he still has a good strategy!
After sitting back on the futon, Han Gaozu showed an incomparably gentle smile towards Hongyun, and his fingers moved slightly.
The next second.
In the crowd, a strong man with a slightly dull gaze raised his head stiffly, looked at the red cloud, his lips moved slightly, and he chanted a spell.
A few seconds later.
Seeing Hongyun's pupils shrink, he couldn't help but cover his stomach and blushed.
"Huh" stood up, covered his head and ran towards the outside of the palace.
"Bang"
Just as Hongyun was about to leave Zixiao Palace, in front of the palace gate, a childish voice sounded:
"Shizun preached, but there is a great opportunity, what are you running!"
I saw Haotian blocking in front of the palace gate, opening his arms and blocking the red cloud.
Hongyun clutched his stomach and said embarrassedly:
"Little boy, get out of the way."
"Poor Dao has some unbearable abdominal pain, continue to stay in Zixiao Palace, I'm afraid of ......"
However, Haotian didn't let go, and said loudly:
"You are the little boy, I have a name, my name is Haotian!"
"I don't care, you go back and continue to listen."
Han Gaozu Liu Bang stood up, and when he passed by Liu Xun of Hanzhongzong, he paused his steps, and just stuffed a few longevity pills into the latter's mouth.
Holding Hongyun, he reprimanded:
"Haotian, Hongyun Daoyou is not feeling well, and he can't go out for a walk?"
"Could it be that the saint wants to trap us and the others in Zixiao Palace?"
"Get out of the way, if you disturb other fellow Daoists to listen to the sermon, the saint will blame you, and your small body can't bear it."
After Haotian was frightened, he suddenly became honest, hid sideways, and said disdainfully:
"Hmph, you still dare to call yourself a great supernatural person, the Dao body is so weak, phew."
Hongyun glanced at Han Gaozu gratefully and said:
"Emperor Ji Daoyou, thank you so much, when you finish listening, remember to come to Wuzhuang Guan to taste the ginseng fruit."
With that, Hongyun hurriedly pushed open the palace gate and flew out.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang smiled proudly in his heart, raised his foot, and was about to step through the palace gate.
Suddenly.
A strange smell wafted in from outside the palace.
Donghuang Taiyi smelled the stench again, glanced at the futon belonging to the red cloud not far away, and now it was empty, and suddenly realized.
Raising the East Emperor Bell, he flew out of Zixiao Palace, and scolded:
"Okay, you Hongyun, it turns out that you are a thief shouting to catch a thief, and I mistakenly thought it was a fart of the green fox Daoyou."
"See if I don't break your leg today!"
"Woohoo"
Green Fox and Zhen Yuanzi followed, the difference is that the former is for revenge, and the latter is for persuasion.
Han Gaozu Liu Bang had already left Zixiao Palace with half of his body, and when he saw this scene, he silently mourned for Hongyun for three seconds in his heart.
There was no way, he wanted to leave Zixiao Palace reasonably and legally, so he could only make this decision.
Anyway, Hongyun fell after Nuwa and led them to sanctification, so there must be nothing wrong.
Suddenly.
The terrifying holy power fell heavily!
Han Gaozu Liu Bang only felt a flower in front of him, and he returned to the futon, looking at the side, Hongyun, Donghuang Taiyi and others were also confused.
Hongjun Daozu stopped preaching and said indifferently:
"When the poor Dao was preaching, you fought hard, could it be that the poor Dao, a saint, could be offended at will?"
Hongyun covered his stomach, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and said:
"Senior Hongjun, let go of me, I have unbearable pain in my abdomen, I must have eaten my stomach."
Seeing this, Donghuang Taiyi and Qinghu glanced at each other, and together they sent a message to Hongjun Dao Ancestor:
"Saint, why don't we wait for a fight?"
"That's right, Poor Dao hasn't seen Hongyun Daoist for a long time, and he can't help but make a joke, and the saint should also take care of it?"
No matter how unbearable Red Cloud is, they all belong to the same camp, how can they sit back and watch the saint bully Red Cloud?
That's when it happened.
Hongyun's face changed drastically, and he only heard an earth-shattering loud noise, accompanied by a strong foul smell, and exploded violently!
In an instant, many of the great supernatural powers who listened to the Tao mistakenly thought that there were two Great Luo Jin Immortal Realm monks fighting, and hurriedly woke up, skillfully sacrificing magic weapons to protect themselves.
But when I smell the stench, and when I see the red clouds on my face.
The gaze became extraordinarily strange, contemptuous, and speechless.
Hongjun Daozu's face darkened, and with a wave of his hand, he threw the red cloud into the chaos, and then dispelled the stench.
Suddenly felt that something was wrong, Hongyun was also a monk of the Great Luo Jin Immortal Realm, how could he have unbearable abdominal pain for no reason?
simply pinched his fingers and counted, and suddenly, the heavenly machine manifested!
"Huh"
A fairy light fell, shooting a man with a sturdy body and a dull gaze in the air.
Hongjun Daozu said coldly:
"Say, why do you disturb the preaching of the poor word?"
(End of chapter)