Chapter 99: Hit the nail on the head
The other side.
"Master, breakfast is ready, you have ten minutes to wash up, and Mr. is waiting for you in the dining room."
The little robot stretched out its mechanical arm and pulled the curtain open with a clatter.
The early morning sun sprinkled on the bed through the window, and Mi He, who stayed up until the morning before sleeping, sat up groggily, first squinted and looked out the window, but was sore by the light, so he could only withdraw his gaze and look at the little robot with a round head and a round brain full of resentment.
Really!
There's nothing good about mechanics!
The α star man is, and so is this little robot!
She thought about 'Feng Jinyi' repeatedly last night, and her mind was full of how to disassemble this α star man into parts, and she pondered for most of the night, until the light of day was faint, and she fell asleep.
And then......
After sleeping for less than two hours, I was woken up by this little robot!
also said that Wei Zhaolin was waiting for her to have breakfast.
In the past, Wei Zhaolin ate by himself and went directly to work!
Or...... Or return this little robot to Wei Zhaolin, right?
The little robot, who didn't realize that the crisis was approaching, was still reminding the time: "You still have eight minutes to wash." ”
Mi He: "......"
She was stunned for a minute.
Because of a headache.
The little robot is like a talking alarm: "You have seven minutes." ”
Mi He's scalp was numb from this mechanical sound, and he didn't know if it was a mechanical sound, and most of α Xing's smart machines also spoke like this.
In a word......
This voice fell on Mi He's ears, really...... It's a nightmare.
Mi He pressed his tingling temple: "You go out, so that Zhaolin doesn't have to wait for me, I have to sleep for a while." ”
She had to regain her energy as soon as possible to find the α so she could relax and continue the mission.
The little robot did not agree: "Please get up as soon as possible, getting up early is good for your health, and the air in the morning is the cleanest." ”
After a pause, he added, "You have five minutes left." ”
Mi He: "......"
She gritted her teeth: "I'm not going!" ”
In fact, another person called her, with Mi He's character, Bacheng agreed from the beginning.
Can face the ...... of mechanical creations
It's really hard for her to treat her with a normal heart.
Even if she knew that this little robot was just a low-end machine made by human technology, she had the outrageous illusion that if she listened to the words, it would be equivalent to bowing to the intelligent machine.
The little robot with the pestle by the window was silent for a few seconds, and then a pixel face appeared on the small screen of its face.
A child's, blurry, messy pixel face.
The pixel face first winked at Mi He, and then began to ......
Wail!
Pixel tears flew all over the screen, and the pixel child's mouth opened wide and cried.
"Master, get up! It's one of my jobs to wake you up, and if you don't get up, it's my dereliction of duty, why don't you get up and skip meals? What should I do if something goes wrong with your body? Woowoo woo ......"
……
Five minutes later, Mi He, who had listened to a long list of whining, walked out of the room, only to feel like his head had been run over by a train.
- It turns out that the robot cries so scary.
Crying and crying in living creatures is physically exhausting, and no one can cry all the time without panting, but this little robot is obviously okay.
Mi He has no doubt that if she doesn't compromise, this little robot can cry until the power runs out.
It's not that she hasn't thought about it, so she just let this little thing cry until the power is exhausted, but she has read the manual, and this little robot can be charged by solar energy.
If you cry and run out of electricity, you can continue to cry by basking in the sun.
- It's outrageous.
What makes Mi He most ruthless is that this little robot is very chicken thief, and the pixel figure simulated on its face screen is a child, and when he cries, his voice is like a little boy.
If Mi He's tolerance for machinery is 0, then her tolerance for cubs is 200 percent.
The Ω star, who was looking forward to the madness, was trampled on the vital point, so he could only bow his head and accept his fate.
Wei Zhaolin, who was sitting at the dining table watching the news, turned his head, first glanced at the depressed Mi He, and then at the little robot who was still wiping his tears, his thin lips rose slightly invisibly, and he asked as if he was fine, "What's wrong?" ”
Mi He sat down and hesitated: "Zhaolin, can I not want this robot?" ”
"You don't want a gift from me?" Wei Zhaolin's question is called a trick, and it is simply a tricky one, and it is simply a play of the concept of stealing and changing to the extreme.
In a word, Mi He's dissatisfaction with the little robot was secretly replaced by Mi He's dissatisfaction with his husband.
Mi He was stunned, and hurriedly shook his head: "No!" I ......"
She vaguely felt that something was wrong, but the slightly apprehensive gaze at Shang Wei Zhaolin instantly left that strange feeling behind.
"No, I'm very, I love your gift!"
What are your preferences?!
The mood of the mission goal is the most important!
Wei Zhaolin breathed a sigh of relief, and said warmly: "It's good if you like it, I was sick before, and my father took care of the company's affairs alone, and many places needed to be adjusted, so I will be busy recently, and I can rest assured that I can have it with you." ”
“…… Thank you. Mi He cried silently in his heart, and wanted to struggle again, "Can its image and character be changed?" ”
As long as it has nothing to do with the cubs, Mi He feels that she can definitely be ruthless to the end! Go back and shut up the little dark room for this robot!
"Why change?" Wei Zhaolin said unexpectedly, "Its character and pixel image are all specially set by me for the seller, don't you like children?" Wouldn't you be a little happier with such a little robot with you? ”
The character of the little robot is indeed deliberately set by Wei Zhaolin, but the purpose is not what he said.
After a few months of marriage, it is enough for Wei Zhaolin to have a certain degree of understanding of Mi He, and it is not difficult to find out that her death hole is a cub.
Only by setting the avatar of the little robot like this can Mi He get close to him from the bottom of his heart, thus exposing more information.
Mi He, who was accurately hit: "......"
How does this make her deny?
Does she not like cubs?
If she really said that, then wouldn't all the things she said before become a lie? How can you try to urge Wei Zhaolin to let her conceive cubs in the future?
She silently patted her blocked heart: "...... Yes, you're right. ”
Wei Zhaolin chuckled when he heard this: "I knew you would definitely like it." ”
Mi He grimaced: "I really like it." ”
"Since you like it, let it follow you closely, and talk to it more if you don't have to." Wei Zhaolin motioned for Mi He to eat, and said, "By the way, it is very functional, it can accompany you out, if you want to go shopping, you can also take it with you." ”
Mi He smiled dryly: "This ...... Not necessarily, right? ”
"Why is it unnecessary? If you encounter an accident like the psychological counseling center again, it can also call the police and protect you immediately. Wei Zhaolin held Mi He's hand on the table, affectionately, "Promise me, will you take it with you?" Don't worry me. ”
Mi He: "......"
Mi He could only swallow his tears into his stomach,
“…… Good. ”
(End of chapter)