Chapter 22: Rhapsody of the Tyrant
To open his heart, Cao Zhishu can fully understand Stern, and Cao Zhishu also feels that it is appropriate to maintain this kind of mutual indifference or even no longer see each other.
As for what the current situation is, Cao Zhishu really doesn't know, his task is completed, so what does it mean? In the eyes of the villagers here, his cousin can be called the greatest person in the village for thousands of years, so what? The people of the temple don't even care about the situation in this remote village.
"Subjectively speaking, heroes are destined not to be resigned to the ordinary. Objectively speaking, there is a great deal of responsibility with great ability. "Barkley's attitude today is surprisingly straightforward, and there is no shadow of the past.
"If you say that the more handsome you are, the greater the responsibility, then I was born with the responsibility of shouldering the prosperity of heaven and earth. Cao Zhishu has become Barkley's style, and he really doesn't want to continue this kind of conversation. After being silent for a long time, Fang Cai said again: "Not to mention the villagers, you two have been in contact with me for the longest time, what kind of person do you think I am?"
"The avenue is like the blue sky, but you can't go out alone. You obviously haven't faced up to the strict question of where you really belong. I think it's unfair to you that your youth has jumped and disappeared into a valley without fame and echo. "Barkley is becoming more and more literary.
"See greatness in the ordinary, and see the truth in the subtleties. You are a real man of flesh and blood, an ordinary person who seems to be a god but not a god......" Wade smacked his lips and gave an equally classic assessment.
"Come on, don't make me so great, what should I do if I'm proud? What should I do if I get sรจ?" Cao Zhishu had a compassionate face on his face, "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell.
"I'm not afraid to say something serious to the two of you, your vision is not broad enough. You have ideas, but you don't have some thoughtfulness. Let's not talk about the far, let's talk about the close, do you think heroes are so easy to be?"
"When I didn't do these things before, I just had the attitude that I could solve a problem. It's not that I don't think about what I'm suitable for and what I want to do. I'm thinking, when I solve the problem here, maybe I'll go back to the Imperial City, and my mentor is still waiting for news from me. But when I dealt with all these things, I suddenly felt that I had thought too simply, and the matter was far from over. Cao Zhishu's words made the two of them a little puzzled.
"Why isn't it over yet? My people's current situation has proven that you have indeed found the root of the curse, and have solved the problems that have plagued us for a long time. Barkley didn't understand.
Wade was very quiet, and he understood Barkley well now, especially after he knew the prophecy about the tribe.
A vain guy like Barkley doesn't know how much he yearns for the wonderful world of heroes and heroes outside, but he can only be stuffy in the mountains.
Buckley had thoughts and ambitions in his heart that did not conform to the mountain savages, and he couldn't go out by himself, so he wanted to watch Master Cao go out and make a name for himself. This can be regarded as a kind of expression of will, and Wade completely understands it.
"Blessings and misfortunes! comrades. Secretary Cao sighed.
"The curse problem is solved, have you thought about a question, what will happen next? You Pigs don't need me to say more about their strong fertility, right? What is the reason why you are troubled by that curse? Poverty! Because you have no food, you will face all kinds of problems if you don't get out of this place. Even if the cause of the curse is found and solved, what will happen next is the upcoming explosive growth of your tribe's population. When there are more people, there are more mouths, do I know this situation, and still pretend to be confused and walk away? Let you sleep under the mountains and forests? Let you continue to be hungry?"
Cao Zhishu also confessed that these problems were indeed new problems that he realized as soon as he solved the curse problem, and they were also a problem that everyone had to face.
What can Cao Zhishu do? Family planning? Just thinking about it, he dispelled this idea, and it was natural for this heroic race to multiply and expand, and to spread its branches. And once their ethnic group grows, they will face the theme of poor survival, how can this not make Cao Zhishu continue to be sentimental? These simple villagers are now Cao Zhishu's relatives.
"With this problem out of the way, I think it would be more appropriate to discuss the current problem again. Cao Zhishu thought about it and added.
"You are a dragon-slaying hero, a wise man who has dissolved the vicious curse of the Cursed Land, and a priest who has saved a group of heroes and accomplished the great deeds that countless priests wanted to accomplish but did not accomplish. There will be something you can't do, as long as you want to, you will definitely be able to. Barkley laughed loudly.
This branch secretary is indeed a cold-faced and hot-hearted guy, what else is there that he can't think of?
In fact, Cao Zhishu really wanted to say something serious and thoughtful, such as "Comrade, you have a very idealistic idea!"
But Barkley's sycophant did make Cao Zhishu a little fluttery, and there was nothing wrong with thinking about it carefully, and even looking at Barkley was much more pleasing to the eye.
"I can't see this thing, and I know that the two-legged flying dragon was slaughtered by Lord Cao. Wade pursed his lips and looked at Barkley mockingly.
Barkley's cheekiness is not in vain, and this guy has an expression of "my brother is such a good man with a clear distinction between public and private". Gong means that when you are in public, you are facing outsiders, and Pug is also a good-looking person, so you have to support me for anything. Private means that in private, those who speak are their own people, and it is nothing for Pug to reduce his personal aura.
"Forget it, I've been a little out of inspiration lately, and I haven't sketched out the future yet. I also take this opportunity to consider that tomorrow we will begin to develop the township and town enterprises that only we can do in the world and build a new socialist countryside, and these problems can be easily solved. Cao Zhishu's words made the eyes of both guys light up.
I didn't understand the specific meaning of that new word, but when I heard it, it felt high. In particular, the description of "only we can come out" has the color of a legendary hero when you hear it, and it is even more reverie.
Men, what they want is to be different. What is a hero, a hero refers to those who specialize in feats that others can't do, such as Cao Zhishu.
Cao Zhishu did not break his promise, and the next day he was in full swing, Barkley and Wade felt that Cao Zhishu was not only vigorous and resolute, but his head was also turning really fast.
Especially after listening to his views on the tobacco industry and market prospects, Barkley and Wade seem to have watched the sea of gold and silver roaring towards them. As two brothers who grew up in the same poor mountains and bad waters, they are not familiar with anything in their lives, but they know the root of poverty. The thought that he might transform into a local tyrant and squire in ten miles and eight towns made me a little excited and difficult to control.
"When we have the money, let's go to the Imperial City of Sri Lanka for a walk. Sri Lanka is called a prosperous one, and we will be in this outfit when the time comes...... No, the more tattered the better, and you want that kind of outfit that is poor as soon as you look at it. โ
"Why?" Cao Zhishu's unreasonable words made the brothers puzzled for a while, who has the money and still wears rags?
"Don't try anything else, just one word, cool! Don't believe it, our character, maybe good things are put on, and you are still uncomfortable. When the time comes, don't do the others first, and one person will carry a sack of gold coins. Yes, it's the kind of ** bag that is loaded with goods, strong enough! Dress must have the characteristics of our mountain people, so that people can see it at a glance. A dialect with an authentic local flavor, how did the soil come from. First of all, go to the luxury stores opened by those human businessmen on Wall Street to sweep the field, and whatever is eye-catching, you will try it for the master first! Think about it, we are covered in mud, can they be happy? Surely not! When the time comes, you pull out a handful of gold coins and slap them in the face, so that those grandsons dare to look down on the master!" Cao Zhishu looked sinister.
"That's good!" Barkley and Wade said in unison.
"You know perfume, it's a rarity! Even the aristocratic ladies of Sri Lanka who are a little bourgeoisie may not be able to afford it. Yes, yes, yes, they have to save money when they buy it, and spray a little bit on these sensitive areas under the armpits at a time. Let's not say anything, in front of those aristocratic ladies take off their shoes and pick their feet! Socks must be worn for more than two days, and they can't be tasteless. The most expensive perfume should be washed in two buckets first! When I left, I had to pack a few buckets and take them back to mop the floor and flush the thatched house! If there was a large amount, I would take them back and bathe the fanged wild boar! I would also invite a few well-known painters to draw photos on the side to record our sassy and heroic appearance!"
"This is creative!" Barkley and Wade smiled.
"Have you ever heard of 'Heaven and God'? It is the most famous super luxury hotel chain in mankind, a dish cannot be served without a hundred gold coins, and all the chefs are in charge of Michelin-starred chefs. The Michelins know it? They are known as the best culinary race in the world, and only the 'heavens' have this team. As soon as you sit in, let them have a portion of their signature dishes, taste a bite and don't swallow it, you have to spit it out immediately, and you have to spray the ** who poured the wine on our face! Why? It's not to taste! Call the chef out and scold it first, and don't stop until the dog is bloody, and then take out the nest head we brought in front of him and nibble on it!" Cao Zhishu looked domineering.
"This!" Barkley and Wade were dumbfounded.
"Man, where can you not look for money if you have money, don't you? If you go to Sri Lanka and don't go to the biggest nightclub in the imperial capital, you won't be a good man! Do you know how it is described there? It's all high-level bitches who want to set up a memorial arch! I don't understand? It's a special group of women who are called by the secular people, and they don't sell their bodies one by one, which makes you feel sorry for your liver. When asked, what kind of art they sell is the kind of bitch you want! What kind of multi-technique, multi-ventriloquist blowing human tubular instrument, the entanglement of ice and fire, or what kind of acrobatics that is pushed by the old man by the old man...... and a series of other intimate acts in the bed. Don't say anything else, let's come to ten people to help them have fun! They are not allowed to go to bed, so they stand all night, watching the master sleep, listening to the master snoring, and nothing else is allowed! Let her set up the archway!" Cao Zhishu looked cold.
"This one!" Barkley and Wade were already out of the air.
"When we have money, it's just two words to play, exciting!" Cao Zhishu spitted and flew, and his tirade like a series of cannons finally came to a conclusion.
Barkley and Wade on the side were already dumbfounded by Cao Zhishu's words, and they were stunned for most of the day.
The wisdom of the adults is really embarrassing, and it is better to be ashamed of yourself, and admire and admire. I always thought that I Buckley was the only one who existed, but I didn't expect the adults to hide it deeply!"
Barkley was convinced, and his eyes narrowed with laughter, as if he had thought of those shocking pictures, and his obscene saliva flowed all over his jaw. Barkley's sycophant is also like the kung fu on Cao Zhishu's legs, the antelope hanging horns are nowhere to be found, and Cao Zhishu is physically and mentally comfortable.
"Things must be opposed, vulgarity is elegance, how awesome adults are!" Wade is also elegant, concise but profound, and faintly has a tendency to fight against Barkley.
The brothers can see that this Cao Zhishu is a person who does not take the usual path, and he also has that stuffy and unbelievable blood beating in his bones.
But I don't have to say that this kind of alternative idea is crazy, just thinking about it stimulates them to rush to Sri Lanka immediately.
The traditional way of playing has been played by others, and if you don't play it the other way, how can you understand the true meaning! It's hard to say anything else, but the boss of Cao Zhishu can be regarded as the right one. Now what epics, immortals, and legends are all standing aside, and local tyrants who are stupid and have a lot of money are the new trend of the times......