Chapter 12: Tradition
Robin Tim Drake, the third generation, wears a pair of shackles and anklets, and sits in the Batman-exclusive seat in front of the Batton Computer in the Batcave, like a housewife who has just learned that her husband is cheating.
"Alfred, there's something wrong with Batman lately, absolutely, definitely something wrong."
He held his throat and said in a strange air, "Ignoring Batman's instructions is a traditional skill of almost every generation of Robin, so I'm sorry dear Tim, I'm afraid I'll have to lock you up." ”
The thought that when Batman asked him to stretch out his hands, he was stupid enough to slap himself twice.
"Hahaha."
Alfred brought over a box of pastries: "It's Robin's job to rest once in a while, how about a piece of candy?" Do you want tuffy or chocolate? ”
"I want them all!"
Tim sullenly took the pastry and began to eat Hesse. His voice was a little muffled due to the amount of tafi candy in his mouth.
"Ahh......h Thank you! But Alfred, seriously, I think there's something wrong with Bruce. ”
He gulped down a large gulp of pastry.
"Maybe it's mind control, maybe it's a magical soul swap, maybe it's another mad hatter's conspiracy—but I beat him up for two hours and he won't say anything.
Actually, whoever the soul that lives in Batman's body right now is, at least...... I don't think he's definitely Bruce. ”
Young Robin placed the empty plate on the table, and his expression gradually began to become serious.
"I have to say, he's the most superb actor I've ever seen, and even Basil Caro (the original name of the Clay Mask, a shapeshifting villain) would be jaw-dropping when he sees him."
Tim paused, and continued:
However, even such a great actor can't imitate something he doesn't understand at all. His understanding of Batman is skewed - Bruce is a mortal, Alfred. ”
"No matter how horrible Bruce is in front of outsiders, he's always a mortal, and we all know he's just a mortal. But he played Batman as a god! A God who walks on earth! ”
"Spirit, demeanor, and most of all, momentum - I've seen Bruce angry more than once, but this imposter is a hundred times scarier than the original, and I feel like I'm in cardiac arrest when he looks at me!"
He said with some irritation: "I have secretly verified his true identity with more than 40 methods in the past three days, iris, fingerprint, DNA detection, biological AI logic analysis, gait detection...... But no matter how you verify it, he is the original Bruce Wayne! ”
He looked at Alfred very seriously: "And yet? Hire mercenaries to help him complete the task of fighting those Arkham maniacs, and take the initiative to leave Robin alone, of course, 'abandon Robin and act on his own' is also Batman's usual style, but this is different. ”
His gaze gradually deepened: "And the nonsense that is going to retire...... He's definitely not Bruce, and we should probably grab him and torture him with a crowbar and a whip about where the real Bruce is. ”
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"It's horrible."
Chen Tao maintained a bat-like condescending contemptuous posture, feeling that his legs were a little weak.
But fortunately, the fake bat scared away the real Bane, and this level is considered to be fooled.
The situation was exactly as he had expected, Bane was not a pure martial artist, but a cunning hunter.
Until it's confirmed that Batman is exhausted, he will never go head-to-head with Batman easily. It turns out that in history, he waited for more than three months, allowing Batman to arrest the lunatics he released from Arkham one by one, and confirmed that after the bat was completely exhausted and paralyzed, he hid in people's homes to sneak attack, and it was impossible for Bane, who was so cautious, to launch a final duel here.
Chen Tao still has time - before completely exposing the essence of external strength and middle dryness.
Chen Tao climbed down the mountain of garbage and walked towards the death shooter them.
【Warning! Anchor item "Captain Javelin's Broken Javelin" detected.
【…… Anchor item "Beloved Lasso with Broken Slipknot"]
【…… Anchor item "Tattoo Man's Severed Hand"]
Chen Tao was stunned, looking at the silver-white explanatory font that kept popping up on the retina, and fell into deep thought.
What does this mean, huh? I ask you. What does that mean.
Why was my teammate tragically dead, but I was able to pick up the anchor item?
Gas, shivering, cold.
Could it be that my dignified Dark Knight, Cloak Fighter, Guardian of Gotham, the greatest detective in the world, and the famous Batman can only live by blowing up teammates' gold coins in the future?
Looking at the relics of his teammates, Chen Tao only felt a sour nose, and couldn't help but feel a poet-like sadness in his heart.
No! Never!
Superheroes, have a backbone!
Even if I die, I will never pick up the corpses of my teammates!
“……”
Half a second later, Chen Tao licked the bag with tears in his eyes.
Forget it, anyway, Batman's beating of teammates is also an old traditional repertoire of the Justice League, not worse than these.
[Captain Javelin's broken javelin: Gantt Braun has used her to win multiple gold medals at the Olympics.] Although she is now headless, the remaining material is just enough to make a pole for a flag. 】
["This javelin is my wife!"] ”】
Only then did Chen Tao know that the javelin captain not only had no shadow in the villa, but even his wife was a javelin. He should have thought a long time ago, how could someone like Javelin have a wife? The villains of the DC Universe are more or less mentally ill.
[Slipknot Broken Beloved Lasso: Christopher Weiss doubts everything, but only has faith in his rope. In the middle of the night when he is lonely, he even uses a rope***. Whenever he tied up someone, the corners of his mouth would always hook slightly, and a confident smile appeared on his face. 】
["Oh, ah, oh, oh, oh - the lasso answered me...... I firmly believe in its judgment. ”】
This one is even more heavy.
Chen Tao decided never to hire such a pervert again. Especially since he also wasted himself to death.
[Tattoo Man's Severed Hand: John Oakes was a mediocre sailor until he was imprisoned for a fight, where he met the original tattoo man Abel Tarrant. He has kept the anchor tattoo he wore as a sailor on his arm to reminisce about those youthful years. 】
["It's slippery, let me tell you, the deck is really slippery!"] ”】
[Converted Crisis Energy Unit: 10]
Chen Tao was speechless. The three weak chickens only converted a total of 10 crisis energies for him, and the three of them added up to as much as the ventriloquist had converted for him before.
But at the end of the day, how is this crisis energy calculated? No matter which of these three people can fight with the ventriloquists, why is it so transformed?
【Warning! None of the three anchor objects in possession have been found to target Batman! Coming to match you with three weak, low-level Batman ......]
[Matched: Baby Batman]
[Does it consume 1 unit of Crisis Energy for synchronization?] 】
Chen Tao noticed that unlike the previous Batman car, there was a small silver-white description below the Batman that was matched this time:
[Batman, who is about to die in a dark multiverse, reincarnated his memories into the body of a baby, thus obtaining the baby's body. Later, due to the weight of his head, he accidentally fell down the stairs and died while trying to walk upright. 】
[Hazard Level: Unclassed]
Chen Tao's face suddenly darkened, what's the use of becoming a top-heavy baby, could it be that if you sell cuteness and coquettishness, the villain will let him go?
But don't!
[Immediate synchronization has been abandoned, and the data has been saved.] You can spend one unit of Crisis Energy at any time to synchronize that Batman]
[Matching again...... Success】
[Matched: Batrich Man]
[A certain Batman of the Dark Multiverse bought the entire Gotham City, turning the city into his medieval serf estate, and was then killed by Superman as a villain.] 】
“……”
Chen Tao was powerless to complain. Superman actually kills people, what cruel and twisted world?
Out of sync!
[Matching again...... Success】
【Matched: Mayor Bat】
[Bruce Wayne of a certain dark multiverse did not become Batman, but became the mayor of Gotham, only to be assassinated, and his head was hung on the dripping beast of Wayne Tower to warn people not to go against the gang.] 】
“……”
Another useless ability, Chen Tao sighed, and then set his eyes on the three seriously injured people lying on the ground.
Stare at~