Dirty and snoring –

With the moaning of the engine, Chen Tao drove away directly, and pressed Bane's angry words that he wanted to continue to say two sentences directly back into his stomach.

For the first time, Bane's face showed a horrified look.

His estimate of Batman's intelligence is seriously incorrect.

What's that?

He replayed in his mind what his eyes saw for that second.

How can a man's foot become a wheel?

"You-"

When he reacted, he immediately chased after him with his long legs. While chasing, he took out a headset and put it on his ear.

"Zombie Man! Troglodyte! Birdman! ”

"We're here, Bane!"

Bane's men replied on the radio channel.

"The plan has changed, and everyone has come to chase them."

Men:?

Bane's gaze was dark:

"I need to figure out what exactly happened to the bat."

Although he was carrying four people on his back, Chen Tao pulled his legs, ah, no, he turned the wheel and ran, and Bane was stunned for a while and didn't catch up.

The Batmonster Car is shouted by everyone in its own world, and running away is of course a passive skill. Chen Tao tensed his gluteus maximus, his own liquid nitrogen injector.

"Oh my God!"

The killer crocodile stared at Chen Tao's feet that turned into wheels: "Bat, I didn't know you still had this ability." ”

"Stop talking nonsense, Death Shooter, get ready to shoot with a gun!"

“……”

My name is Floyd Lawton, twenty-seven years old, and I'm a death shooter.

I'm now being chased by a devilish muscular man over three meters who has just slaughtered three of my companions, and I have no doubt that he can hammer me into small biscuits with a single punch.

But I don't panic at all, because he can't run as fast as my horse.

“……”

But now there is another problem, a very, very important one.

The horse I'm riding now, his name, is Batman.

"Whoa—"

A boulder flew over the head of the Death Shooter sitting on Chen Tao's left shoulder with a whistling sound, causing his sphincter to tighten.

Da Da Da ......

He pulled out his submachine gun and opened fire in the back, the recoil and jolting shook the flesh on his face like the waves of the Gotham River.

Even on such a bumpy shoulder, his bullet still accurately bites Bane's eye, forcing the other to cover his face with his palm.

"We're going to be finished!"

He shouted to Batman, "Why can't you just go up and fight Bane?" ”

Because you can't beat it, stupid.

Chen Tao said, "In order to protect your safety, I can't take care of you while fighting Bane. ”

Cheshire Cat immediately showed a look of being moved, and although she was wearing a mask, she couldn't tell what it was like on her face at all.

"It's okay, you don't have to ......"

The Death Shooter glanced sideways at the Cheshire Cat. Do you really believe his nonsense?

He fell into deep thought. Batman must have had a special reason, but now he knows too little information, so it's completely blind.

"Your feet ......"

"Shut up, you just take the car, I'll figure it out!"

"You ......"

Chen Tao's prostate drifted, and he avoided a boulder thrown by Bane, and said angrily, "What's the matter?" ”

"Look ahead!"

Chen Tao turned his head to see that several large buses were blocked in the middle of the road in front of him, and those Bane's men were standing on them, waiting for him to crash into them.

"So, what can you do now?"

Chen Tao gritted his teeth.

……

……

……

"Super Baby" is a newly opened restaurant in Gotham City, and in order to attract customers, the waiters here are dressed up as superpowers, which is quite beautiful.

Inside, two police officers sit by the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, savoring a hearty breakfast.

"Didi...... Help, the clown just robbed our bank, you have to ......"

The slightly older policeman and the younger policeman glanced at each other, and directly turned off the communicator without care.

"Ah, it's okay, Batman will get the Joker back."

The slightly younger policeman said, "That's right, it's a washing of the floor anyway, so what are you doing with all that effort?" ”

They looked at each other, found the resonance of the fish-toucher, and laughed......

“……”

"So do you want to keep adding food?" The waitress dressed as a harley girl said impatiently.

They added another order, and the older cop continued, "After all my years in Gotham, I hardly feel anything surprised. ”

"yes, the work is not done anyway. Do you remember that two days ago, Poison Ivy robbed the Star Lab, and Gordon was in a hurry as if something big had happened, and now what? Hahahaha! ”

"That's right, anything can happen in Gotham," the old policeman took a sip of his beer, "and I wouldn't be surprised to see a dinosaur in skateboard shoes on the street right now." But what does that sentence say, the sun rises as usual, and Batman can solve everything~"

The young policeman froze.

“？” The old policeman looked at the stunned young policeman strangely.

"Look...... Look at your back! ”

As soon as he turned his head, he saw a huge green T-Rex Quack, at least 6 meters tall, walking down the street.

It wears a somewhat tattered, identical Batman-like uniform, revealing anthropomorphic strong arms and thighs, with gold-colored spiked armour wrapped around it, and a face mask on its head, though it is worn on his dinosaur head as if it weren't.

He grasped a few small blurred objects in his left hand and right hand, as if they were several people and a large lizard.

“？？？”

The atmosphere in the restaurant was also quiet, and everyone stared blankly outside, watching the dinosaur's tail disappear around the corner.

The two policemen looked at each other.

"Hahaha-"

"We're so dazzled, how could this happen?"

They patted each other on the back, laughed breathlessly, and then fell silent together.

There was a loud bang, clearly the sound of a rocket exploding.

The dinosaur ran back with two extra wheels on its feet, followed by three men with bazookas and a muscular man.

"Roar!"

Two policemen, you look at me, I look at you.

"Babble-"

Bang!

The door of the restaurant was directly opened, and a large number of customers rushed out screaming together, and the order was successfully escaped!

The two policemen ran out of the store, shudderingly and pulling out their small pistols, and watched the big green dinosaur on this street, blocked here, blocked there, running from here and there.

Rockets flew and bullets flew as the parked vehicle on the side of the road was hit by the rocket, flipped into the sky with a violent explosion, and then the muscular man jumped up and grabbed it and threw it at the dinosaur like a lead ball. The people in the streets wailed and fled, and everywhere they passed was a mess.

Look at what you've protected!

The big green dinosaur didn't forget to save people when he ran away, he picked up a little girl who was almost hit by a fallen street lamp for a while, picked up a middle-aged man who fell down for a while, and then discarded them at will on the way, jumping left and right, agile like a big ape. The 4 popular seven-hole smokers chasing behind, but where can they keep up with that step and slide out more than ten meters of long legs?

In the end, the big guy seemed to have finally been annoyed by the four people who were chasing after him, and actually beat two of them with bazookas with his backhand, and before the two people were ready to run away and the muscular man came over, the big green dinosaur slipped away again-

He jumped violently, kicked the wall with the tire on his foot in mid-air, and with the reaction force of the rotation, he rushed up to the wall with a thud, jumped onto the roof, and trampled a large piece of bricks, and the four pursuers also climbed onto the roof, and they chased and fled, and soon ran away, leaving only two policemen looking at each other.

Someone next to him was wailing "Oh my car", the road was littered with flames and rubble, and a fire hydrant exploded, dousing the two who couldn't dodge into the soup.

The older policeman sighed calmly.

"Well, what's going on with all this just happening? Is that dinosaur Batman? ”

The young policeman replied calmly: "Whatever the hell, our job is to wash the floor anyway, hell, sometimes I feel like an NPC living in a game." ”

"I think so too!" The old policeman also joked: "If this world were a book, the two of us should be the kind of trick written in it that doesn't even have a name." ”

"yes, Sean!"

"That's right, Boris!"

They patted each other on the back, laughed breathlessly, and then fell silent together.

"Damn, work again."

"yes, Mom Falck."

"Wait, anyway, after we wash it, there will be superhero villains who will mess up the streets, so is there a difference between washing now and washing it later?"

"Hey, that makes sense! Let's go back to dinner. I just ate only half a bite of the doughnut. ”

So, the two strong-hearted old Gotham Stars and Stripes quickly accepted all this, wiped their heads briefly, and went back to continue their breakfast.