On the way here, the Joker had imagined countless times what kind of trap Batman would lay.

He knew that when he got the address on that piece of paper, Batman would probably be waiting for him there.

And what about him? He didn't prepare anything.

There were no hostages, no quacking piranhas, not even a bomb ready to explode.

He didn't even kill people for bats!

He should stand in the middle of dozens of grinning corpses, applaud the belated Batman, offer his favorite Darling his daily greetings from Gotham, and then spray him with a sour corsage or throw clown dynamite or something like that, like a girl in her first love giving her lover a fragrant kiss.

Then his bat would give him his favorite big mouth, like a lover shaving the girl's tiny nose, and then send him to Arkham in a slight-hearted beating.

He may harvest some roses (vomiting blood from being beaten), a few kiss marks (a few ribs broken), or a peak that nearly strangles him.

But now there were none of these, no explosives, no hostages, just like before a good night, without a movie, a candlelit dinner, a romantic date, and a fireworks display, just a simple and crude fast-forward to the two of them sitting on the bed together and looking at each other.

But that's okay, right?

Because that's what Batman wants.

Mayor Carlo is a rag dress, whether he (or she?) No matter how much you put it on, you can't seduce Batman.

Then this dress is a rotten garment.

The girl's heart is full of anxiety, she feels that her lover's love is draining, but she doesn't know how to get it back.

Even Mayor Carlo's cut-out black rabbit-eared little skirt could not seduce her lover, so could a candlelit dinner and a glass of wine like hostages or explosives win his lover's favor?

But it's too late to plan a fireworks display like releasing laughing gas in the city center or in a reservoir, or blowing up some buildings.

Oh, and Bane, that little Bichi, huh? Abominable third party, but she's a generous person, she won't rush over and scratch the other party's face, she restrains herself, that will destroy his lover's sexuality.

Oh, so now the little pale-skinned girl is a little tangled again, she feels a little cheap, like those people waiting for business on the street, Batman beckons and sends it up, without reserve and shame.

But who told him to hate Batman?

He couldn't tolerate Batman ignoring him, and he couldn't tolerate Gordon or those boring cops to defile him.

So...... If Batman wasn't coming.

Then he'll send it to the door on his own, even if it's seen as stupid.

Even a cruel blessing is better than the mildest disregard.

And then...... Now is the time.

"Nope."

The clown staggered back.

That's not how it should be.

"No...... No, no, no, no! ”

The clown lunged at Chen Tao, who didn't dodge, and he saw that it wasn't a hysterical attack, but just an unbelievable touch.

"Who are you? What the hell are you? Give me back my bat! ”

"Ha-ha-ha~"

"Don't you understand? I'm Batman. ”

The silvery-white particles trembled, and the Joker saw that Batman's face suddenly appeared, and then disappeared again in an instant.

"You ......"

The Joker felt himself smacked in the face, and he saw the purple-haired pale freak across from him raise his crowbar and beat him up again and again.

There is no sweet love like Batman, only cold viciousness and cruelty that strikes people's souls.

The refreshing feeling was gone, only the deep cold pain that penetrated into the bones.

He felt Batman lift himself up by the neckline, and he was dragged by Batman to the corner of the room.

The Joker saw Batman, no, the pale monster that Batman had turned into, and opened the wooden box that was placed in the corner.

"A Batman uniform?" The clown said, "Oh my God." ”

His tone was normal and flat, and his mouth was pulled down, even though the cut wound at the corner of his mouth made him make such a calm expression weird and terrifying, but the Joker didn't care about it at all, and he heard Batman let out a weird grin.

"Haha-"

The clown was chilled, he had never imagined that his familiar laughter would sound so terrifying.

"I've been thinking, Joker."

"Tell me, what is a win?"

The Joker laughed maniaciously when he heard Batman's pale freak turn into, "Let's get straight to the heart of the matter, shall we?" The little black heart, beating, why didn't I kill you? ”

Then his head turned back into Batman's head in a silver white, and the beautiful bat head with pointed ears was simply and rudely mounted on the body of the purple suit, mocking everyone.

In every deepest nightmare of Gotham, not even in the twisted head of the Joker, has he ever seen such a horrific scene.

"Because then you win."

Batman's voice was low and dark, and the call of his sweetheart was gentle and hoarse, and he lowered his head with compassion on his face.

"Batman, it's you! What the hell is going on, what the hell is all this ......"

"I, I can't control myself......"

"No, no! Honey, I'm here...... Batman, you'll never be defeated, you won't-"

The clown held out his hand tremblingly, his fingers twisted in the violent beating, like twisted twisted flowers.

But the clown didn't feel any pain at all. As long as there is Batman, as long as Batman is still there, no matter what kind of predicament Batman falls into, Batman can always win, Batman can always beat him, defeat anyone!

He trembled and tried to touch Batman's cheek, but only touched the corner of his mouth that was raised high.

Batman's voice turned into hysterical laughter in the next second.

"Haha, haha, hehehahahahaha

The hoarse laughter gradually deformed and gradually increased, and he seemed to choke on laughter, and the Joker saw that the corners of Batman's mouth were cracked, and the face under the bat hood was pale, like his own reflection.

"Nope! No! ”

The clown screamed hysterically, almost spitting his throat out of his mouth.

The pale freak began to dress him in Batman's clothes, and Batman, whose lower half of his face had turned pale under the mask, was still talking, and the upper half of his face turned pale in the silvery-white light:

"Hahaha, I love this answer! Then you win, and I win! But it's not the same, you know? It's different, now that's how I win, little bat, I'm persevering. ”

"You just said you didn't do that because it would make me win, and that's what you told yourself to tell others, because you didn't want to admit the truth — and the old excuse for the slippery slope theory, am I right?"

"Batman killed the Joker, and then all of a sudden, who knows, what could stop Batman from killing all these bad guys from the Joker and going completely insane?"

The clown looked at the pale monster and smiled, "But I think that's, old friend." ”

Little by little, the Joker's whole body had been put on by the pale monster in a Batman uniform, and half of his pale face was hidden under Batman's pitch-black mask.

With a silvery glow, the monster also reverted to Batman's appearance, dressed in a Batman uniform, with pointed ears - oh no, rightly so, the face under the mask was still pale and grinning to the base of the ear.

Well, now the two of them are almost exactly the same - the pale man in Batman's coat.

"I mean, do you really think you can't just kill me the clown and stop? No one will know, you can find a place to hide from people's eyes and do it in the dark, you can withstand it, right? Say something like 'oops, poor clown, I know him' afterwards? ”

"No!" The clown said, "I would never do that!" ”

His bat uniform and pointed ears shone brightly in the night.

Then in an instant, everything was gone.

Hysterical laughter, raised corners of the mouth, bright red teeth and vicious eyes.

The Joker hears Batman say to him, "You...... You've got to help me...... I couldn't hold him down for long. ”

The clown's neck was loosened, and he staggered and stood on the ground in a daze.

He touched his bat mask and cloak.

"On the side...... The crimson cabinet in the corner next to it...... You've got to get in, climb inside! ”

He heard Batman say to him, "You have to go in so you can turn me back!" ”