Frankly, this is the first time the penguin people have visited the bat cave.

For most of the past few years, his communication with Batman has been a two-step process:

Step 1: Batman breaks straight into his office and, without saying a word, beats him up until he faints. The process was extremely brutal and the methods were extremely cruel, which made his subordinates who witnessed everything extremely frightened.

Step 2: When the Penguin Man wakes up, he will usually find himself at the Gotham City Police Department, surrounded by papers full of evidence collected by Batman.

That's not to say that he hasn't occasionally been thrown into a bat cave for a while in Batman's more than 10-year heroic career, and then moved on to step 2;

But most of the time, he was beaten to the point that his nose was bruised or his face was swollen or in a state of shock, so naturally he could not have the mood or opportunity to inspect the furnishings in the cave......

Damn, once you think back to the past, how can this bat cave suddenly become a little more eerie.

The penguin man shook the umbrella in his hand, his weapon, which was built with deadly traps and poison, and could even be used as a submachine gun.

- But when facing Batman, this thing mainly plays a psychological comfort role.

Because of this, when Batman invited him to visit the Batcave half an hour ago, he quickly agreed to the other party's request.

Even though he had to be blindfolded, his ears gagged, and then carried around like a yo-yo by Batman in the middle of a tall building, he walked into the Batcave sane for the first time, didn't he?

"What are you rubbing, Oswald?" Penguin Man turned his head to see Batman's ghostly figure appear beside him.

“……”

Hiss...... Did half of Batman's body come together from the shadows just now?

It was as if some kind of black sand made up his body...... Am I reading it wrong?

Batman's expression was a little strange, as if he was enduring some pain.

He reached out and patted the penguin man on the shoulder, and the penguin man confirmed that it was a human palm, which reassured him a little.

"Let's go."

The penguins moved on nervously. What exactly is Batman looking for him?

You won't be torturing him later, will you?

As he walked, the penguin man had already begun to conjure up a scene in his mind: he was naked and tied to a cross by Batman, and dozens of blood marks were drawn from Batman's fat belly with a whip.

Batman grabbed his hair with one hand, dripped a candle on his belly, and shouted "Say it or not" in his mouth, while he was gagged by a mouth ball and couldn't say half a word......

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shudder with fright.

"Why don't you leave?"

"yes, I'm sorry!!"

“？”

Turning the dark corridor, the monstrous giant dinosaur and the dark blue bat computer finally appeared in front of the penguin people.

His eyes widened at the sight of the man standing in front of the computer......

That person, she is......

"Hallie Quinn? How could it be you??? The penguin man almost bit his tongue: "How did you end up in the Bat Cave?" ”

He looked around.

"Poison ivy? Killer crocodile? And you, I remember you, you are a death shooter...... Cheshire Cat, the famous rookie mercenary ......"

His gaze turned to the ventriloquist crouching next to him trying to disguise himself as a dog: "Arnold? ”

"Hey, isn't this Oswald! Oh - how was your night, you crumpled little prickly pear? ”

Hallie happily flipped her head in the seat that belonged to Batman:

"No matter how you're doing, I'm going to be pretty good tonight anyway!"

She climbed upside down on the Batcomputer's console, then pulled out a tape recorder and pressed it on it, and then the audio of Batman apparently spliced by her came out of the tape recorder:

"I'm Batman, I'm going to do *** with bats!"

Hallie said, "Try this again!" ”

She clicked twice more on the tape recorder.

"The bat → computer immediately obeyed → Harley's → orders!"

Nothing happened.

The penguin man looked at a strange man with a candle hood coming over with a tray of food, and said in a strange British accent:

"I'm afraid I have to remind you, Miss Quinn, that if you want to give voice commands to the Bat Computer, you must first say 'Hey, Bat Computer!'."

"Ah, I can't stand it anymore."

The poison ivy woman slapped her forehead.

She manipulated the green plant to carry Harley Quinn, who was saying "Thank you candlehead freak but I want pizza", and shoved the sandwich into her mouth upside down from the bat computer and dropped it next to the killer crocodile who was eating on the table next to her:

"That's enough, Hallie! Maybe enough beef and roast suckling pig will be able to gag your mouth. ”

"Do you want to eat beef shank?" Killer crocodile said.

Penguins think the world is really crazy today.

"Oh yes, Batman, I forgot to tell you something last time, the Dog Solder has been missing since the last massacre of the swamp, and I haven't been able to find him."

The penguin man saw Robin sliding over in a sliding chair, "But it's not a big deal anyway, is it?" ”

He took a large piece of roast chicken in his hand, took a bite of it, then kicked the ground and slid away.

The ventriloquist crouched beside him, and on the ground in front of him, there was a lot of roast meat in a bowl.

The Death Shooter sat at another makeshift table, elegantly savoring Western food. Seeing the penguin's gaze sweeping over, he actually raised his glass to greet him.

"How is this...... The ......" penguin man opened his mouth to say something, but what he wanted to say was stuck in his trachea.

"Take it easy, Oswald...... We're going to talk about some of the more important things. ”

Chen Tao took a glass of champagne and gave it to him: "Do you want to drink something?" ”

The penguin took it in a daze.

Chen Tao organized the language: "Well, I mainly called you over this time, just hoping that you can help betray the scarecrow." ”

“……”

"Impossible!" The penguin's somewhat messy mind immediately cleared up.

He said, "Don't you know my relationship with the scarecrow? ”

"He's my dear friend, my brother's ally!"

The fat short man said righteously, "How can I betray him? ”

The killer crocodile looked at the scene in front of him with interest.

Three minutes later.

"Your bank card has arrived-5~10~100 million~"

The penguin man quietly read the bank arrival text message, and he coughed lightly as if nothing happened.

"I can help you trick the scarecrow."

The penguin man reasoned with facts: "But the problem is that the scarecrow is not a fool, nor is he a subordinate who I call and wake." ”

"Batman, why do you believe that a scarecrow can be tricked by me?"

"After all, Klein is a cunning madman, and he will only startle the snake if he has no valid reason to go to him," he said. ”