Chapter 116: Bizarro Batman
Jason Todd really wanted to rub his eyes to see if he had a brain problem.
Maybe there really is any after-effect of the resurrection effect of the Lhasalus Pool?
He has been dead for a few years, and in a few years, has he reached this point?
Batman = Cars?
Jason calculated the conversion formula between Batman and the car in just a few seconds in his head.
He imagined a tiny miniature Batman in his mind, with the other party holding a wheel and gesturing it on his lap, then lying down and turning into a toy bat kart with a bang.
What mess?
Is there any logical chain between the two?
Stop, stop, or not if Batman can turn into a car - but are you sure the car works for Kryptonians?
Jason hurriedly said, "It's useless, this guy-"
"Challenging me is stupid."
Fiora looked indifferently at the speeding Batmobile.
At this time, the female lieutenant of Krypton was in a very bad mood, and it was never a good experience to see a martial arts master who was enough to teach herself die in front of her.
At this time, she was very angry.
She stretched out a hand to the speeding car, took a boxing stance, and took the initiative to meet it.
Finished.
Jason's heart sank, those planes just now were torn in half by the other party like tearing paper, how could Batman ......
She's as swift as fire!
Her posture is as graceful as the wind!
She posed a heroic pose, her cape hunting behind her handsome armor!
Woo –
Then he saw that with the sound of a car horn, the Kryptonian, who had just been invincible, spun and flew upside down, and the green spikes on the front of the car pierced into the other party's body, and blood spilled into the air.
!!!
Is it those green stones? The second-generation Robin keenly found the point, he just wanted to say something, he numbly looked at the Batmobile that had just created Fiora to stop in place, a burst of silver-white particles flashed on it, and then half a second later, the rear wheels of the car actually turned into two green dinosaur hind legs, and the whole car stood up and spiraled in place, completing a 270-degree warp speed change that a normal car could not do.
Jason stammered, unable to utter a word.
He watched as the venom's tubes appeared in the back of the car under the entanglement of silver-white particles, and two huge muscular arms mixed with a bit of dinosaur green protruded from the left and right ends of the car instead of the closed doors.
The monster held itself on the ground with both arms, and then the whole thing, which only had its head looking like a car, flew into the air like a pole vault, changing back into the form of a car in the air, and once again sending Fiora flying from the ground.
"I'll kill you!"
Jason gasped, his mind in a mess, but either way, it was clear that now wasn't the best time to meet Batman. Holding back the idea of how Batman came to be the ghost he is, he picked up Lady Siva's corpse and turned to run.
The matter here is no longer at a level that he can mix.
He took one last look at Batman fighting Fiora.
The other party turned into a mud truck and repeatedly collided with the Kryptonian female adjutant who was getting more and more injured, and the whole scene was like playing bumper cars......
Jason didn't imagine the scene where Batman came to save him, or rather, over the years, when he dreamed back at midnight, he had thought countless times about how if Batman hadn't been dragged back at that time, how he would have reversed the outcome of that night and saved him from fire and water under the crowbar.
He had imagined Batman saving people countless times, and now such scenes gradually overlapped with the giant mud truck.
There's no going back.
Chen Tao also noticed Jason's departure, and he didn't stop it either. He hadn't figured out how to live with this second-generation Robin yet, so he couldn't go up and just say, "Cub, come back, Dad is about to retire." ”
Well, it's weird, forget it, let's get done with the matter at hand first, anyway, the red hood is right under the nose, and there is no problem if you want to solve it at any time.
He turned his gaze to the immediate eyes.
Fiora was too big at first, and was directly pierced through the body by the kryptonite on the car, which is also the reason why she didn't know about kryptonite, to some extent, this can be regarded as a first sight.
Chen Tao's headlights flickered, and the kryptonite spikes in front of the car were stained with blood.
This is the biggest difference after loading: when he transformed through the silver and white particles before, although he was also able to make a finger, it was more like logging into someone else's account, no matter what Chen Tao made to the form after the transformation, he would still return to his previous appearance after transforming again.
It's as if they're all solidified and frozen at a certain point in time, and no matter how much damage they're made to Chen Tao, they don't seem to be identified as "part of the Batman" except for synchronizing the damage they receive to Chen Tao
And after loading...... They're more like they've become part of Chen, whose flesh and blood have been transformed into the body of a car in a quantum reconfiguration — Chen Tao knows that quantum mechanics seems, but that's just Lucius's personal interpretation.
He doesn't know much about science, maybe there could be something else about it?
All in all, after accumulating injuries and bleeding, Fiora finally couldn't hold on.
When she was knocked backwards by the mud truck that stumbled towards her again, Fiora, who had rolled on the ground a few times like a broken sack, finally collapsed.
Chen Tao's attention was attracted by something else.
A line of silver-white font quickly jumped out on Chen Tao's retina:
【Warning! Warn! Anchor item detected! 】
[Obtained: Fiora's Rotten Cloak]
[Introduction: The legacy left by the confident female Kryptonite after being hit by a mud truck represents a rapid reversal of her newly established cognition in a short period of time.] Along with the reversal was the confidence she had just built. You might be able to use it to summon Batman from an alternate universe. 】
[However, is the existence that has been called by the reversed mind be something that holds on to orthodoxy? 】
["Mud car house chop? What kind of martial arts is this? Why did I get knocked off? Could it be that my casual jerking off before was fake? ”】
[Transformed Crisis Energy: 159]
【Your current Crisis Energy Unit: 347】
[Warning, downloading targeted Batman files.] 】
【Bizarro Batman】
[Hazard level: B+]
[Earth 29, also known as the Bizarro universe, is a universe with broken physical laws.
Superman Bizarro takes his non-American Injustice League on an aimless, inexplicable, and futile adventure. 】
Chen Tao knew Bizaro. In the main universe, Bizarro, also known as Superman, is the failed clone of Lex Luthor of Superman, who is the opposite of Superman in everything.
Superman has a Thermal Sight and Cryo Breath, while Bizarro has an Ice Sight and Flame Breath, Superman is weakened by Green Kryptonite, and Bizarro is enhanced by Green Kryptonite.
And his greatest characteristic is that for Bizarro, all languages are reversed.
"Construction" means "destruction" for Bizarro, and "hate" means "like".
[Does it consume 239 crisis energy synchronizations at once?] 】
【Warning! Warn! The Batman of this parallel universe is too powerful, which will seriously damage Batman's morality and reduce Batman's sanity to the extreme! 】
[Warning warning, Batman's danger level is detected: F]
[At the current level of Batman, he is not capable of withstanding the pollution of Batman with a B+ level danger level!] 】
[Protocol Mandatory Protection Policy: Overcharge Protection]
[Batman No. 52, the protocol will automatically protect your sanity from being compromised.] With your current danger level, you can only synchronize Bizaro Batman for a maximum of three minutes. 】
Chen Tao pondered for a while.
It's not a big problem, anyway, he didn't think about facing others on his own. Superman has appeared, and from today he will be the main player, and if it weren't for the sudden appearance of the Red Hood, he wouldn't even come to fight Fiora. "Penny One, what's going on with Superman?"
"It's not very good." Alfred replied into the microphone. Superman on the screen was punched left and right by the thermal gaze of the two Kryptonians, and gradually began to fall into the downwind, and the two Kryptonians, who had been programmed as warriors from their genes, showed extremely terrifying adaptability.
"It's okay," Chen Tao said, "Clark won't have a problem." ”
"Superman got a nosebleed." Alfred synchronized the situation on the screen to the three-dimensional image projected on Chen Tao's arm. He was grabbed by his cloak by two Kryptonians and slammed to the ground.
"Don't worry."
Chen Tao said.
Superman on the screen punches back with a faster speed.
Look, I'll just say Superman is fine.
Eat, drink, play, wait for Superman to solve everything, at most come up with ideas, don't have to do it yourself, is his ideal in life~
Then Chen Tao tried to synchronize the Bizaro Batman.
Anyway, it was only three minutes, and he really wanted to try the power of the Kryptonian.
[Syncing: Bizarro Batman]
【Success】
A gust of wind blew, and the strange-looking car Batman disappeared in place.
Instead, is a Bizarro Superman in a Batman uniform with a smiling face on his chest.
One of his eyes shone with wisdom.
"Bizaro, angry!"
(All of Bizarro's words are the opposite of normal people, he says that "angry" actually means "happy")
Chen Tao, who synchronized with Bizaro Batman, jumped three feet tall stupidly: "Bizaro doesn't want friends at all!" ”
Then his super eyesight and hearing allowed him to see the three people who were still beating each other in the distance.
Chen Tao suddenly slapped his head.
"Oh no, I don't want to hug good people at all!" (yes, I want to beat up the bad guys!) )
Chen Tao, who synchronized with Bizaro Batman, completely left behind the choice he made a few minutes ago to make a lifelong living.
He kicked his foot on the ground, and with a bang, he flew crookedly towards the battlefield!
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"Good day, Your Excellency."
General Sam Lane walked into the room and saw that the holograms of the others were already in place.
Lex Luthor sat on his couch and beckoned to him.
"Hello, I'm Donald Wilson." His Excellency the President, a rather thin middle-aged man, sat on the throne: "Sam, let's make a long story short. I want to figure out what's going on. ”
Sam opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by a direct wave of his hand: "Let me ask a question first." Will a nuclear bomb be able to solve them? ”
Luthor forced herself not to sneer.
"I think it's almost impossible." Sam answered the question very seriously, and he looked serious: "Even if you can do it, you must not do it." ”
"Ha, that's ridiculous." Then he heard someone in the holographic projection next to him say, "Don't you know about Gotham?" ”
"This nuclear bomb, a mere civilian vigilante like Batman can touch it, but we can't touch it?"
Sam frowned, and did not refute the other party at the first time, but the other party became more energetic.
Lord Wilson clasped up his hands and motioned with his gaze for the other party to continue.
"I've heard that nuclear weapons have been sent out of outer space by Batman to explode, and in this day and age, nuclear weapons are as common as artillery battles. And our intelligence agencies are like blind and deaf people who don't know anything. ”
As he spoke, the councillor pointed the finger at Colonel Steve Trevor and Amanda Waller, who were standing there as godkeepers.
"You two—"
Colonel Steve Trevor didn't speak, but Amanda Waller glared at her:
"Watch your words, Congressman Robertson. If you don't like that, you can come up and try it yourself, I promise Batman will be on your doorstep at night. ”
"This is the state of your speech......
"Ahem...... Wilson coughed twice and brought the topic back on track: "We're not talking about Batman now, at least he's going to help with the policing of Gotham......"
He spread his hands and said, "If the state government can tolerate him, then we will not have an opinion, we are going to talk about aliens now, interstellar things, don't digress." ”
As soon as Wilson, who was sitting on the throne, spoke, the councillor immediately fell silent. "Regardless, we are all facing a new and unknown civilization," he said. If you can destroy them directly from the flesh, why not? ”
Everyone present was silent. Congressman Robertson said it well, but he has been dodging one of the most critical questions:
What if it can't be destroyed?
"Mr. Lex Luthor has created a new Kryptonite armor for us." General Sam said, "John Cobain was able to drive it and do the will of the nation." ”
He said:
"According to experiments, green kryptonite can weaken the power of Kryptonians, and we have ...... for this"
But before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted again.
"So that's all?" One councillor said, "What about the parasites? If you're going to do it, why not use all your strength? ”
Sam frowned, and he replied directly: "Those monsters called parasites are a group of monsters who can't control themselves, they are endlessly pursuing their appetites, we can't control them at all, although their lifespan is only 30 minutes, but I still don't think that releasing something that we can't control is something that a person with a normal mind would do." ”
“…… We can evacuate the surrounding inhabitants and then throw all these beasts out and let them consume the Kryptonians......"
“…… We can't control their behavior......"
"I'm against it, haven't you read the information sent to you?! What's the difference between unleashing these monsters and detonating a nuclear bomb directly in the city......"
"Alright, be quiet, guys." In the end, Wilson, who was still sitting in the main seat, came out to play the round, and he turned his head to look at Lex Luthor, who had never been involved in the discussion since just now:
"Mr. Luther, our excellent inventor, frankly, I would be more inclined to take your advice."
Luthor hesitated.
"Well, while I completely agree with the councillor about the alien threat, I always have reservations about the use of parasites."
"I'm a good law-abiding citizen, and I'm not going to release what I can't control," Luthor said. ”
"I'm a good man," said Luther. ”
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"Put me down!"
Jason Todd watched as Ms. Siva, who had just died, opened his eyes, and quickly got off his back, feeling his brain stop spinning.
"False...... Suspended animation? ”
"Yay! That's right! Ms. Siwa said, "This is a victory in martial arts!" ”
(End of chapter)