"Those red eyes. I'm sure they'll be able to see through me as if I'm just an eyesore. ”

"But what about when I look at you?"

"I saw what no one else could be, and I saw the end."

"The End of Our Human Potential."

"The end of all that we have accomplished."

"The end of all our dreams."

"You're my nightmare."

"All men are created equal."

"Everyone. And you, not human. ”

- "The Legend of Luther"

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……

This is General Ryan's military base for the parasites.

Two researchers in thick hazmat suits are pushing a large bucket of chemical waste down the hallway with a cart.

"What a sin." One of the hazmat suits said: "This is the 53rd person to die this week. We've only created one parasite, and once it's out of the petri dish, it's only 30 minutes to live. ”

"Ha, you are so sympathetic to them, you can apply to be transferred from this base, or do you want to be Edward Snowden?"

(Note: Edward S. Den, *Exposer of the Mirrorgate Scandal)

"I'm just saying, what are you doing so seriously?" The chemical protective suit, which was also sympathetic just now, shook his head and said:

"It's not me who died anyway."

Then the two of them were silent together for a while.

After a while, the chemical protective suit that scolded the person just now apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm not targeting you." ”

"Uh-huh, I know."

Then the two men did not speak, erasing the heinous scenes of brutal human experiments from memory as much as possible, only the sound of wheels echoed in the empty hallway.

Walking around the corner, they saw an obese figure squatting there in a doggy manner, the other party was wearing a chemical protective suit, but not a helmet.

A hazmat suit immediately stepped forward and kicked him in the back.

"Rudy Jones! You're eating at work again. ”

"Right...... I'm sorry! ”

The fat man, Rudy, was taken aback and immediately turned around.

He had a doughnut in his hand: "I'm just a little hungry......"

The doughnut in his hand was immediately knocked off by one of the hazmat suits.

"You can't eat in the experimental area, stupid pig! And what about your protective helmet? ”

"I ......"

"Enough, I've had enough of this group of outsourced sweepers." Another hazmat suit said, "Call the boss, we're going to fire this fool—"

But before he finished his words, he heard a loud bang, and for a moment, Rudy only felt that his brain was buzzing, and the ceiling collapsed!

When he came to his senses, the two chemical protective suits that had been clamoring for his dismissal had been buried under the rubble, blood gushing from below, and the bucket of pink chemical waste had also flowed to the ground.

"Oh my God."

Rudy hurriedly picked up the doughnut he had dropped on the ground and stuffed it into his mouth, then quickly put on his protective helmet, not noticing that the pink scrap had been stained on the doughnut a little.

"That was the last doughnut and now it's not on me. You can't fire me. ”

He muttered, "Holy, I need to run away." ”

But he had barely taken two steps when he saw another man in a chemical hazmat suit crawling from the other side of the corridor.

"Ah, Mr. Vasily." Rudy recognized his immediate boss: "I'm wearing a protective helmet." ”

But his boss responded with a terrified scream.

Then he saw a pink monster crawl upside down from the ceiling like a big skinned frog, pounce on his boss, tear open the suit like a can, and in an instant suck the man into a dried corpse.

"You...... You ......" plopped, Rudy fell to the ground in fright, shook his fat body and retreated again and again: "Don't come here!" ”

Then he saw the pink parasite lunge at him, his eyes slammed shut, his mind blank. He could even smell the nutrient solution in the petri dish that remained on the other person's body.

But death did not come as he did, and Rudy opened his eyes to see the parasitic demon whimpering and retreating like a beast, as deferent and surrendered as a wolf cub that had met a wolf.

"How...... What's going on? ”

Rudy looked at the parasite in confusion, then watched as the other man purred like a dog, smashing into the wall next to him and disappearing.

Rudy got up from the ground and followed the big hole that had been knocked out until he walked to the outside of the building.

He turned, then looked up, and saw a large hole in the building behind him that was supposed to hold the parasites, and countless pink parasites howled densely and smashed through the walls of the hole and beyond, and then flew into the sky one by one, disappearing into the clouds.

The entire military base was silent, as if there was not a single living person.

Rudy Jones shuddered, "Hell, I need to get out of here." ”

He had barely taken two steps when he felt a sharp feeling of nausea rush over him, and then he took off his helmet and vomited a large lump of pink slime.

"What the hell," he muttered, then put it back on and ran away.

Vomit!

On the way out, he vomited another puddle of pink slime.

……

"Hurry, Laughton, I've never let off such a big firework."

On the other side, Harley watched a large number of parasites fly out of the military base on the screen. She immediately turned to the Death Shooter and said:

"As the old bat said, we know that Lex Luthor is a bad guy who doesn't keep his promises."

She waved her fist excitedly:

"Prepare to launch a nuclear bomb and lure all those stupid parasites to the Kryptonian ship!"

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……

Nation!

Big Ek got a punch in the head.

"Why aren't you called a Kryptonite?"

Inhaling that stuff will weaken Kryptonians.

General Zod thought silently.

He watched as Eke, who collapsed on the ground, was sat on top of Chen Tao, and before the poor adjutant could cough up the kryptonite powder in his lungs, his nose was directly flattened by a heavy punch.

"Stop, don't ......"

Bang!

The green-faced Kryptonians could not resist the ravages of another Iron Body.

General Zod took a half-step back.

He stared at the other's pointed ears and the cloak.

I should have thought of it a long time ago.

General Zod regretted it a little. He was so preoccupied with Joe El that he was ignoring the other object he should have been wary of.

Batman.

But he still has a chance to make amends. Zod immediately pressed on the communicator: "Your, bring more Kryptonite warriors, we have encountered a new strong enemy here." ”

But all he heard was a loud noise.

What's going on?

"Bizarro felt like he wanted to build." (Destruction)

He heard the other man say.

All right.

Zod's eyes lit up red when he saw Karl El, who had just been besieged by them, get up from the ground, and he knew that he might have to go 1-on-2. He forced himself to calm down.

It doesn't matter, if that green stone works for Kryptonians, it will work for Batman as well......

Then he saw Batman on the other side take out the kryptonite powder from his bosom and take a big puff into his nose like a suck*.

In Zod's almost dull gaze, the comedian took another breath and shouted, "Bizaro!" Filled! Lesbian! (Hungry, hungry, rice!) ）

"Batman, who are you? What is your relationship with Krypton? You're not human—"

But there was no response to Zod's questioning.

"Bizaro, happy!"

Happy mom.

General Zode watched as the other party's body almost swelled in a circle. At that moment, he felt that the hairs on his whole body stood up, and he immediately assumed a defensive posture.

But the opponent did not immediately attack.

General Zode just looked at the other party and stretched out a finger and pointed to the sky: "Look! There's nothing there! (What's there?) ）

He subconsciously looked back.

That's right, there's really nothing.

Then he was punched in the face and screamed in pain.

"You're—"

He couldn't believe that he had been beaten by such a comedian, and he couldn't believe that he would fall for such a child-like fighting scheme.

His eyes lit up with a hot gaze, and then his head was frozen into an ice lump by the other party's frozen gaze.

Batman jumped over like a koala, and Zod was caught off guard by the other party, and he desperately resisted, and then received a slap in the face that shattered the ice.

Syllable!

The insulting attack startled Zod for a moment, and he covered his face before lashing out.

"What are you! How dare you beat the last Kryptonian king! ”

Zod deliberately indulged his rising rage, he had just seen with his own eyes how Karl El was furious at the death of his human adoptive mother, and for a time pressed him and Eck to fight them. Therefore, he actively hypnotizes himself, trying to increase his strength by imitating his enemies.

"I'm a pink cutie!"

(I'm a pitch-black nightmare!) ）

Bang!

The fist with the remaining kryptonite powder exploded in his face, and the little emotion that had just brewed in Zodd was immediately interrupted.

"I'm a non-human and your favorite bunny!"

(I'm human, but the most feared dragon for you!) ）

"Ahh

Can't get angry!!

Zod desperately broke free from the other party's grappling, and then heard the other party shouting, "Hey, my little cutie, don't go!" I'm your little bunny! ”

In this world, there is something more uncomfortable than a fool riding on his body and beating him, and this fool who beats you is ...... A self-proclaimed pink bunny.

This could no longer be fought, and General Zod was determined to retreat, but as soon as he stood up, he was hugged from behind by Superman.

Carl Eyre!! What are you doing! ”

"Beat you." Superman answered him honestly.

Zod choked.

He turned his head and watched as Batman in front of him let out a creepy laugh, grinning all the way to the base of his ear, and then turned into a Kryptonian kryptonite mud cart with shimmering green spikes:

"I'm going to caress you gently with the speed of a turtle!"

Zod's eyes were split: "***! Let go of me! ”

"Toot beet, toot, the little train doesn't want to start at all—"

The throttle sensational sound kept ringing, and General Zod struggled desperately: "Carl, we can negotiate, talk-"

But he only saw the front of the car getting bigger and bigger in his pupils.

Then came the tragic car accident.

A few minutes later.

"Oh my God, who made Zod like this?"

Chen Tao looked at General Zode, whose limbs were twisted and collapsed to the ground, and gasped: "Who is so brutal? ”

Zod lay peacefully and peacefully, and a few wheel prints were particularly conspicuous on his face.

When the creature's stance was weakened by the Kryptonite radiation, he immediately became less stiff.

Clark limped over and squinted at him.

"Oh, it's me. That's fine. Chen Tao rubbed his cheeks with a headache. This is completely different from his plan.

What about the good strategy in the strategizing and the decisive victory thousands of miles away?

Directly incarnate as a Krypton neuropathy, rush to the boss in front of the boss and beat people like this?

Wouldn't his previous arrangements on the Black Zero and in the Lonely Fortress all be done in vain?

Chen Tao was stunned for a moment, and then turned his head to see Superman with a complicated face.

It's bad, he behaved so violently in front of Superman, how could he instigate the other party to wear his bat uniform in his place in the future?

Chen Tao hurriedly said to Clark bitterly:

"I'm not a violent person, I'm not aggressive in my life. It was an accident. ”

"Ahem, cough, ahem!"

General Zod coughed up a mouthful of blood, he trembled and raised his bloody arm, and a vicious rage appeared on his face: "You guys...... You-"

Not good, he's going to do sit-ups!

Chen Tao was taken aback, and hurriedly took out a large handful of kryptonite powder from his belt and sprinkled it on his face, General Zode suddenly made a ho-ho sound like a rooster dying, and then fainted neatly as if he had died.

"It's horrible, I almost got killed by Zord."

Chen Tao patted his little heart that was fluttering with fright, let out a long sigh, and then began to examine himself deeply.

"It's so dangerous to be a superhero, and what about the one who said that he would retire from now on and never be on the front line? You can't do that next time. ”

Clark was speechless.

But in the end, Zod was finally defeated.

And to his delight, the other party is also alive. He let out a sigh of relief, "Okay, all in all, Mr. Wayne, it turned out to be good. ”

He came to the conclusion that he said:

"It's all settled—"

He turned his head, but saw that Chen Tao's face changed, and he turned into a batmobile on the spot.

"Wait, something happened."

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……

"Everything is as I guessed."

"Is this what you did?" The purple-haired Black stood next to him: "At the time when Superman and Batman are fighting for Earth?" Really, dude. ”

His face, which originally seemed a little hanging, was actually a little serious at the moment: "Don't lie to people, man." I'm a superhero, and if you did it, you're the villain. ”

He said, "I'm a would-be superhero, don't expect me to let you go for the money." ”

Lex Luthor turned his head to look at him, "I didn't do it. I've completely entrusted everything to Ryan. ”

His face was indifferent: "You can always check the status of the arsenal to prove what I said." The last time it was turned on was 37 hours ago. ”

Luther crossed his fingers.

"I didn't dominate it, I just speculated about it."

He stood up from the couch, the pale blue energy shield still wrapped around him.

"The one who is in charge of this."

He turned his head to look at the purple-haired Blake:

"It's Brainiac."

Title: "I Became Superman When I Died"

Brief introduction:

Breath extinguishes stars, hot vision melts everything, can drag planets with bare hands, and shuttle between stars in the flesh.

This is the man who has titles such as Man of Steel, God of Mankind, Savior of Miracles, Torch of the Dark Age, and the founder of the mysterious and transcendent organization Endless Alliance.

Jiangbei, who sits behind the scenes with this string of titles: You may not believe it when you say it, but I just wanted to continue my life because I was about to hang up.

(End of chapter)