Chapter 137: Give Jason a Little Laughing Bat Shock

"No, I'm going to kill. I stepped on the horse and killed directly. ”

Jason's gaze lingered on Batman Bruce Wayne's battered face in the second half.

At this moment, on this face, which should have only appeared with a calm and resolute expression, there was a distorted smile that ran from the corners of the mouth to the root of the ear.

How did Batman become like this...... Am I dreaming?

Taking advantage of Jason's distraction, the other gun on his waist was snatched by Batman, and then the other party twisted around and broke away from his grasp.

Batman just held Jason's gun in his hand and looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.

"Hahahaha

It's endless, isn't it?

Jason took a breath and said:

"Listen, Bruce, I'm touched that you killed the Joker, but you don't have to pretend to be a ......"

But before he could finish his sentence, Batman saw four or five unconscious, prisoner-clad men slip out of another secret door.

"Hey, Jason! See these gifts I gave you? I'm worried that two clowns aren't good enough for you to kill, and you can't kill people with guns, so it's really a little less fun.

So I brought them with me. They are all felons sentenced to life, and most of them are hopeless scumbags who can be killed with a gun, oh, you're welcome, I'll kill one for you first. ”

"Stop making a fuss, Bruce."

Jason said, "Even if you kill the Joker, I'm sure you're not going to be a murderer." I'm not angry anymore, you don't need to do that anymore. ”

"Gotta gotta got, gotta got, gotta got-"

But Batman acts like he didn't hear him. The other man hummed a song, took a gun, walked around the prisoners in an extremely arrogant posture for half a circle, and thenβ€”

Bang!

Without warning, he shot one of the fainting felons in the stomach, which woke him up from deep shock, and he screamed:

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened to me?"

Then the severe pain hit, and he suddenly couldn't say a word, holding his stomach and rolling on the ground and screaming.

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The sudden gunshot made Jason jump in fright, and he couldn't believe his eyes: "Wardfark, Batman, are you really-"

But before he could finish his sentence, he saw Batman point his gun at the prisoner's head.

Bang!

Boom!

In an instant, the unsheathed blade narrowly hit the flames that erupted from the muzzle, and Jason kept a dagger splitting bullet, cold sweat soaking his back for a moment.

He grabbed Batman's neckline.

"You're crazy! You have no idea if I can save him from a bullet! If I'm slower, he'll get a headshot from you! He deserves to be judged by the law, not lynched! Oh my God, what are you doing? Do you take life as a joke? ”

As soon as Jason subconsciously finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and then his face collapsed.

"Generous gifts. Awesome, now I'm Batman. ”

He let go of the other man with a sloppy sigh.

Then he saw Batman raise his gun again.

Gan!

Jason didn't bother to speak, and immediately rushed up and hugged him.

"Don't kill it, I'll beg you. I really took it. ”

"Hahahahaha, I'm going to eat people!"

Batman laughed wildly and fell ill in front of Jason, who felt terrified after watching it.

"Don't do this, you should be normal!"

"Jesus God, what's going on?"

The prisoner, who had just woken up from shock and had been shot for no reason, looked confused:

"What's going on with this horse? Am I not in prison?! ”

Then he saw Batman, who had been shot so much that he rolled on the ground, not even noticing who had rewarded him.

With his eyes focused, two stout transvestite men in a hug appeared in front of him.

The prisoner's eyes immediately widened.

"I'm super, Batman!"

Then he looked at the red hood, he didn't know each other. The two of them stared at each other.

Jason, who was holding Batman in his arms, hurriedly stepped out quickly, kicked on the left side, and hit the prisoner's neck with his toes, so the other party fainted gorgeously again.

Finally, after the two of them had been fighting hand-to-hand for a long time, Jason snatched his gun back, crunched it in half, and threw it on the ground with the first one that Batman had just bent.

He wiped the cold sweat from his head.

"That's enough." He said, "I'm going to hand over these felons to the police, and I'm not going toβ€”"

"I didn't catch these criminals from the streets, they were snatched from prisons."

"Oh, then you don't need to hand it over to the police, just ...... Wait what you say??? ”

Batman's answer immediately raised his voice an octave.

"Did you snatch these criminals straight out of prison? This, this, this...... Isn't this a prison robbery? ”

Jason was distressed: "Where is the law? Has the authority of law enforcement agencies become waste paper? How could you do such a thing? What about your integrity? What about your persistence? ”

Then he saw Batman's shallow chuckle.

"From the day these ethics and insistence on taking you away from me, there is no need for them to exist, Jason," he said. ”

Jason felt like he had been hit critically.

He was really going to faint.

And he did fall to the ground with a thud.

"I must be dreaming." He said.

"But it's definitely true."

He heard Batman say to him, "If we can come to an agreement, I think we need to talk, Jason." ”

Chen Tao knew that Jason would be able to block the bullet fired at the felon in the forehead of the felon. Batarang shoots bullets...... Knife Splitting Bullet ...... These operations have become a must-have skill for almost everyone in the Bat Family.

Mortal

Years of training have endowed Jason with a strong body, as long as he wants to, it is almost impossible to miss, not to mention that Chen Tao's first shot hit the stomach of the felon, and the second shot deliberately raised the gun to aim, paused for half a second before shooting, which is to give Jason time to react and psychologically preset.

And then again, actually...... It doesn't matter if Jason misses, these felons are not good people in themselves, and if they die, they will die.

Chen Tao would not deliberately kill them, but if Jason missed, it would be an accident, and it could only be said that these heavy crimes were not good.

"What are you going to talk to me about, Bruce?"

Chen Tao looked at Jason's trance-like appearance, and felt that the other party's IQ had dropped.

Chen Tao chatted with him for a long time, and once again used a lot of charm skills such as "You are my favorite Robin".

Finally, they finally got to the point.

"Now that we've all decided to team up to take out Bane and the Superman villains, let's talk about how you can backstab, backwater, betray, and punch your teammates."

After Chen Tao finished saying this, he suddenly realized that this kind of speech sounded very much like a villain, so he quickly explained: "For justice! ”

As soon as he heard about selling his teammates, Jason immediately became sleepy.

He simply confided in Bane's next step:

"Bane has found out Clark Kent, who is often glued to you, through the identity of Bruce Wayne, so he has determined the identity of the other party.

The time was too short for him to find out where Clark's hometown was, but he found out that Clark had a good girlfriend, Louis Lane, so he asked me to find out about Louis's commute and tie Louis to threaten Superman at that time. ”

Chen Tao touched his chin.

It's hostage-taking again...... Bane really can't change his teachings.

Completely unintentionally abandoning this old-fashioned way?

"I could get Louis Lane on a business trip with insider manipulation and tell Bane I pounced."

Jason said, "I can also figure out how to get a fake Louis Lane to fool Bane, you know, the kind of face-deformed mud that caused the mutation of the mud surface." And ......"

"Nope." Chen Tao told him: "You show him the real Louis first, and then we will arrange a replacement plan." ”

He warns Jason, "Be careful when kidnapping Louis, don't let her scream, or he'll come to save his girlfriend no matter where Superman is on Earth." You have to do it quietly and knock the other person unconscious, so that she doesn't have a chance to scream. ”

"Got it." Jason said.

Together, the two of them hatched a plan to kidnap Luis for a while.

After finishing speaking, Chen Tao also felt a little strange.

Even though he has planned it in detail, Luis will not get hurt no matter what he says. But helping Jason plan to kidnap Louis together, is this another level of selling teammates?

Chen Tao fell into deep thought.

Then immediately shook his head.

Haha, how can this be considered a betrayal of teammates? He's just going on his own plan, and it's hilarious to accuse him of selling his teammates or something.

"Did Bane set a time for you to kidnap Louis?"

"Yes, he ......"

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Whewβ€”β€”

Full of science fiction, the iron door weighing hundreds of pounds was opened, and Blake and his Extreme British League, a total of 4 people, walked in together.

This is the base of Lex Luthor, located 50 meters underground, and there is lead coating everywhere.

This was the first time Blake and his team had visited the area.

"This place is a bug for my bugs."

"Beast Girl," said Pamela Ferrer.

She is a jewel thief, but an accident causes her to bond with an alien who resembles a snake, transforming her into an orc-girl.

"It's not always like that." Another teammate of the four, the Devilhatter, said.

He is the only magician on the team, and has no faults other than a penchant for alcohol.

So at this moment, it was no surprise that he was full of wine, raised the wine bottle and took two more sips, and then suddenly covered his mouth.

"Whine......"

"If you dare to spit on the ground here and let all of us lose face with you, I will control you to slap yourself 100 times."

Blake was at the front of the group, followed by a large black man "cold pouring". This big guy with electronic powers is the most capable character under Blake. In his hand was a man who was as unconscious as a dead dog, the same shapeshifter "Snakeskin" they had caught earlier.

They made their way through several heavily guarded levels, and the Devilhat said, "Like those just now, I can get past them with just a few fingers." ”

"Enough, I know that." Blake replied to him.

After passing through a few doors, they finally met Lex Luthor in the hall.

The other sat in front of rows of huge computers, operating five or six computers at the same time, leaving only a bald head peeking out on the top of the seat.

"I brought you the snakeskin, Luther."

But in the face of Blake's voice, Luthor did not answer immediately, he was immersed in the ocean of knowledge.

But even if he didn't even look at the other party, a cage rose from the side in a very cooperative manner.

Blake made a nod, and the cold pouring next to him placed the unconscious snakeskin in the raised cage.

Blake squinted at Snakeskin, then said, "Happy deal, Luther, it's time for you to make good on your promise." ”

"I see, Blake." Then he heard Luther's voice. He saw the other man turn his head, and there was a depth in his eyes that he couldn't look at.

This aroused Blake's curiosity, and he tried to use his psychic abilities to connect with each other, but it seemed to be connected to a black hole that was constantly flipping and collapsing.

"You can leave now." He heard Luthor say.

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"Clark, today we're going to learn how to pretend we're a horrible villain. You learn my movements first. ”

Chen Tao said this, and then began to show Clark the demonstration.

"Hahahahaha......"

The corners of his mouth went up, and he let out a creepy laugh, and then stopped abruptly: "Have you learned?" ”

"I learned."

Superman nodded, and then followed the practice: "Hahahaha......"

"But honestly, why do we practice such strange things?"

"It's always weird," he said. ”

"You just practice first." Chen Tao told him: "Haven't you been worrying about the extreme ideas of the British League and their growing supporters lately? One day you have to teach them what it means to fight violence with violence. There are still benefits to practicing to scare others. ”

"Okay." Superman was convinced, and he began to obediently continue practicing: "Hahahahaha......"

"No, no, it's a little sharper here, it's a little louder, it's more frightening......"

Soon, Superman has mastered the basic skills of maniacal laughter.

Then Superman mentions the most recent thing:

"Oh, yes, bats. Recently, Luis said that he always felt like someone was quietly watching him. ”

Chen Tao was a little weak when he heard this. He tried his best to control his heartbeat without changing. can only be said to be worthy of being a journalist, even if Jason did not miss a trace, does the other party still intuitively feel the existence of the red hood?

However, Superman didn't suspect his mentor at all, and Chen Tao snorted and fooled him.

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"Red Hood, you're doing a great job."

Bane looked at Louis Lane with satisfaction, who was tied to a chair.

And then......

Raised a bucket of water and poured it on the other's head.

Louis was drenched in soup, and even though his mouth was gagged, he still whined angrily.

"Uh, what are you doing?" The red hood is somewhat unclear.

"Test if the other party is muddy." Bane replied to him.

(End of chapter)