Chapter 186: Hello Sister-in-law!
Next.
Zhou Shuyi drove to the gate of the EDG base early in the morning.
Xu Mo bought something that filled the trunk and back seats, and it was really like moving.
Immediately, the two got into the car.
The navigation shows that it takes more than 8 hours to get to Xu Mo's hometown from here.
"When we're tired, we'll take a break in the service area, don't be in a hurry." Xu Mo sat in the co-pilot, fastened his seat belt, and said the road.
"Okay." Zhou Shuyi nodded.
Facing the morning breeze of early summer, the car headed west.
"Angry people, aren't you going to learn to drive?" Zhou Shuyi asked.
"I feel like I can think about it." Although he doesn't have much free time to play professionally, Xu Mo is already good at driving, so it shouldn't be difficult to take the time to get a certificate.
"Yes, I'll introduce you to a driving school when I go back, and the cost can be discounted by 20%." The sun gradually rose, Zhou Shuyi put on her sunglasses, and when she waited for the traffic light, she turned her head and said: "This driving school is very famous, and there is basically no hanging in each batch, and 66 They are also learning to drive there." ”
“66?” Xu Mo Yile.
Is that the top student who has been wandering in subject 2 for several years?
Suddenly, Xu Mo felt that this driving school might not be as powerful as Sister Zhou said.
No matter how strong you are, can you make a female stream 66 pass the subject 2 exam?
"What are you laughing at?" Looking at Xu Mo who was smirking in the co-pilot, Zhou Shuyi only felt inexplicable.
Xu Mo waved his hand: "It's nothing, when I come back, I'll sign up to learn to drive, as far as you said about this driving school, the cost is 20% off, right?" ”
Zhou Shuyi nodded, and then her lips pursed, her face full of suspicion.
Why is it so easy to talk about the angry fruit?
He probably wants to go to a driving school to tease 66 them, right?
Thinking of this, Sister Zhou suddenly felt like she was on pins and needles.
But he was quickly relieved.
As far as she knows, 66 has already made an appointment for subject 2, and the exam will be in two days.
It's okay, it's staggered.
The top student in the college entrance examination learns a car, isn't that a hand-held pinch?
All of a sudden, Zhou Shuyi relaxed.
Following the stereo in the car, he sang in a low voice.
Xu Mo took out his mobile phone, and iBoy sent a WeChat message.
"Brother Mozi, have a good trip."
"Then if there are any other female anchors recommending, I'll taste it."
Xu Mo rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, iBoy, this kid is really the same as the factory director, and he replied: "Rotten group, understand? ”
iBoy replied with an OK gesture.
After the car left the magic capital, iBoy quickly replied to WeChat:
"General."
"It's boring, it's boring."
After tasting the taste of the sage's time, Xu Mo shook his head and chuckled.
it, this young man.
Hu Xianzhao's sauce is purple fast?
……
7 p.m.
In an unknown small county town in the central province, Xu Mo has arrived home.
The community is an old relocation building, and there is no elevator, but it is warm.
Xu Mo stood downstairs in the unit and looked up.
This is also the first time he has come here, and the feeling in his heart at the moment can be described as mixed.
I don't know what to do or say when I see my parents and sister.
Xu Mo was a little cramped for a while.
Zhou Shuyi stood aside and looked at the small mirror, touched up her makeup, and then secretly looked at Xu Mo.
Then he said loudly: "It's been a long time since I came back, I understand this feeling, it's okay, take a deep breath and slow down." ”
Xu Mo took a deep breath and then slowly exhaled.
Sure enough, it was much better.
After moving all the things in the car, Xu Mo said: "Shuyi, my parents are honest and kind-hearted people, but my sister is naturally sharp-toothed, so you have to take care of it." ”
"Don't worry, I don't care." Zhou Shuyi smiled.
It's good to be sharp-toothed, and you won't be bullied when you enter the society in the future.
A little girl's family, what can she say?
Just come on.
As soon as this mental journey was completed, a crisp cheer came from Zhou Shuyi's ears.
"Brother, you're back!"
Looking at the sound, a girl with a ponytail and a school uniform ran out of the unit building, quite youthful and lively.
In terms of appearance, he is very similar to Xu Mo, especially those eyes, which are carved out of a mold.
This is Xu Mo's own sister, Xu Xiaoling.
"Brother, you seem to have grown taller." Xu Xiaoling stood beside Xu Mo and gestured with his feet crossed.
"Well, it's a little longer." The moment he saw his sister running downstairs, Xu Mo knew that all his previous concerns were meaningless, real family, as long as you look at it, your heart will be warm.
"Shuyi, let me introduce you, this is my sister, Xu Xiaoling."
Zhou Shuyi smiled and nodded to greet: "Sister Xiaoling, hello." ”
Xu Mo looked at his sister and said, "Your name is Sister Shuyi, this is my friend......"
Before the word "friend" came out, I saw Xu Xiaoling take a step back, make room, and the voice in his mouth was crisp and loud: "Hello sister-in-law!" ”
"......" Sister Zhou was suddenly petrified.
In her frightened gaze, Xu Xiaoling rushed to the entrance of the building and shouted, "Mom and Dad, come quickly, our brother has brought the object home!" Your daughter-in-law is here! ”
"......" Xu Mo was also petrified.
And Zhou Shuyi beside him has become a dead Galio, smashed into broken stones.
Don't say it, don't say it.
This little girl's family, as soon as she opens her mouth, it is a lore!
Xu Mo's house was on the first floor, and after hearing his sister's words, there was a clear sound of ping-pong in the house, followed by the sound of changing clothes, and then the sound of his mother's whispering blame to his father.
Finally, finally.
The two parents appeared!
The two of them were very grand, they all put on new clothes and new shoes, they were very excited and nervous standing in front of Xu Mo.
"Mom and Dad, I'm back."
Xu Mo didn't have any distracting thoughts in his heart, opened his arms, and greeted the second elder.
This is the purest emotion of this body!
There is no need for any brewing at all.
But......
No one hugged Xu Mo.
Mom made a wonderful move and twisted Xu Mo's hugging skills.
The father was even more rude and pushed his son's arm away.
In Xu Mo's surprise, the second elder went straight to Zhou Shuyi.
"It's been a great job, it's been a hard job!"
"Come in and take a sip and rest!"
The mother said and pulled Zhou Shuyi into the house, then glared at the father who followed her, and said, "Lao Xu, don't help move things, you tired my daughter-in-law, I want you to look good!" ”
Dad nodded, took the suitcase in Zhou Shuyi's hand, put one force on his shoulder, and carried a large bag of things in the other hand, and ran home.
Soon, there was a somewhat excited sound of the door closing.
7 o'clock in the small county town is very clean and there is no news.
Xu Mo was speechless.
Sit on the steps and support your cheeks.
Xu Xiaoling held his belly and smiled.
"You're laughing at your ass."
Xu Mo said angrily: "She is my friend, what should you do if you do this and scare people?" ”
Xu Xiaoling looked at the window of the house twice behind his hands, and then said in an old-fashioned manner: "I don't think my sister-in-law refused, brother, you won't believe that there is pure friendship between men and women, wake up, it's unrealistic." ”
"You're still preaching me." Xu Mo glared at his sister and got up to carry things.
At this point, the door opens.
The parents also seem to have finally realized that their son, whom they have not seen for a long time, is still outside the door.
The old mother walked out again, stood in front of Xu Mo, and carefully looked at her son, before she smiled and said, "Stinky boy, you are handsome again." ”
……
"I'm sorry, Shuyi, they're like that, they're very enthusiastic."
After the warm family dinner, Xu Mo took Zhou Shuyi to press the road in the county seat.
"It's okay, I'm actually fine." Zhou Shuyi stroked her hidden hair.
At first, I was a little scared.
A "daughter-in-law" caught Zhou Shuyi off guard.
immediately explained, but Xu Mo's parents were still very enthusiastic, which made Sister Zhou's heart burst with happiness.
"My sister has gone to school, you can sleep in her room at night, have a good rest, and I'll take you to play tomorrow." Xu Mo said.
"Big? How big is it? Zhou Shuyi looked forward to it.
Next.
Shark live streaming platform.
The title of Zhou Shuyi's live broadcast room is "Broadcast Outdoor".
Water friends who have been paying attention all know that in the past few days, Sister Zhou has sent her brother back to her hometown, and then broadcast the latter's hometown outdoors.
So as soon as Zhou Shuyi started broadcasting, the popularity in the live broadcast room rose gradually.
But......
No one thought of it.
As soon as I entered the live broadcast room, what caught my eye was a lump of cow dung.
And then there was a bang.
Cow dung was torn apart, and countless debris flew around.
The audience was stunned.
“??????”
"Damn, what is this!"
"Is it that big?"
"Take Sister Zhou back to her hometown to fry cow dung, I can only say that I deserve to be your brother to play!"
"Hahaha, live broadcast ghost!"
"Damn, it's so cool!"
……
Regarding the matter of fried cow dung, when I first heard it, Zhou Shuyi refused.
As a commentator and anchor, I'm a celebrity anyway, so I don't want the burden of idols?
But when she saw the scene where Xu Mo successfully detonated a lump of cow dung and then flew feces all over the sky, Sister Zhou was faintly moved.
She has always lived in the magic capital, where has she seen this meeting, for a while, she felt so fresh and sour.
After hesitating for a long time, I finally decided to do it myself.
"There's something special about frying this thing." People are in the countryside, Xu Mo explained: "First of all, we have to find a perfect cow dung, what is perfect, it must be big, hard, and large!" ”
The barrage is happy.
"Brother play, you'd better be talking about cow dung."
"Introduce yourself, huh?"
"I'm blind, what are the two people doing on the screen?"
"It's over, Sister Zhou really wants to give it a try!"
"It's broken, the anchor was taken by the accompanying brother!"
Xu Mo continued to explain the actual battle: "After finding the cow dung, stuff the wiping cannon directly into it, and then light the fire......"
Sting!
After Xu Mo lit the cannon with a match, he asked Zhou Shuyi beside him with a smile: "Then do you know what to do?" ”
Sister Zhou looked stupid and shook her head.
In the next second, her palm was grabbed by a warm big hand, and then the whole person was pulled up.
"Run!"
Xu Mo's words reached Zhou Shuyi's ears with an earth-shattering sound behind him.
Bang!
Cow dung explosion!
The wiping cannon chosen by Xu Mo is the famous "Black Tiger" in the local area, and its power is not small.
There were even a few unspeakable pieces that fell in front of them.
Xu Mo stopped, looked at Sister Zhou, and said with a smile: "Do you want to try?" ”
Zhou Shuyi nodded.
In the frantic dissuasion of the barrage, Sister Zhou was eager to try: "This is fun, I want to play!" ”
"Okay." Xu Mo divided a few black tigers to Sister Zhou.
Xu Mo was tired of frying cow dung, and sat on the ridge and pulled out a bottle of happy water.
Just took a sip, but before I could swallow it, there was a loud noise from Sister Zhou's side.
Then a large number of black cow dung was thrown into the sky, doing all sorts of parabolic movements.
It's like a meteor scattered on the ground, and it's beautiful.
"Goode!"
Xu Mo nodded, worthy of Sister Zhou, the first explosion was successful!
Syllable!
A piece of cow dung fell on Xu Mo's shoulder, and he reached out to wipe it off, but this contact, Xu Mo was frightened by the terrifying touch.
He rubbed his fingers, and suddenly a wet and sticky feel came back.
"it!"
Xu Mo threw the happy water and ran in the direction of Zhou Shuyi's test explosion, shouting as he ran:
"Silly Nizi, you can't blow it up just now!"
Now.
Zhou Shuyi's live broadcast room has been overwhelmed by the barrage.
"Awesome !!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Sister Zhou's talent!"
"It's really ruthless, you dare to blow up cow dung that hasn't dried it!"
"Her show has always been good!"
"Can the anchor cut the camera, I want to see what you look like......"
“+1”
“+10086!”
No one knows what happened to Zhou Shuyi that day.
Anyway, Xu Mo was almost killed by his mother when he came home.
The old mother took the rolling pin and said angrily: "If you dare to let Shuyi go to your second uncle's house to pick up dung, I will kill you!" ”
……
Xu Mo stayed in his hometown for a week.
Zhou Shuyi only stayed for two days because of something, and then went back first.
Seven days later, Xu Mo also dragged his suitcase and prepared to return.
This time, he took care of all the affairs at home.
The results of my mother's physical examination are also available, and there is no problem.
After leaving 50,000 yuan for his family, Xu Mo stepped on the high-speed train back to the magic capital.
Originally, I wanted to send Xu Xiaoling to the college entrance examination, but the LPL Summer Tournament started on June 8, and the major teams have ended their holidays and started to prepare.
Night.
Xu Mo started the live broadcast.
This is the first time he has broadcast live in China since signing with Sharks.
The platform and the team were double announced, using the words "Mo returned to China for the first broadcast", which instantly attracted countless audiences, and before it was even the start time, the live broadcast room was crowded with people, constantly brushing the barrage of "open the door".
"Hey, hey, can you hear me?" Xu Mo audition headset.
After seeing the feedback from the barrage buckle 1, he nodded.
The barrage was lively.
", ink!"
"I saw the makeup photos of the summer game, and the playing brother is still handsome!"
"Come on for the summer game, we are waiting for you in the Bird's Nest!"
"What are you going to do today, let's take Akali!"
"One minute after the broadcast, 2 million popularity, is this the gold content of the FVMP in the midseason?"
"Walk to the top of the canyon!"
Glancing at the barrage, Xu Mo said: "Don't worry, I just officially started broadcasting in Shark, and I can't worship the mountain." ”
Hearing this, Abu, who was drinking water behind Xu Mo, nodded.
There's nothing wrong with that!
Xu Mo's sophistication in all aspects is still quite okay!
Then, under Abu's gaze, Xu Mo clicked on the dance area page of the shark platform.
Scroll the mouse wheel and start browsing.
Then I found a cover that was hot and clicked on it.
After looking down for three or two minutes, Xu Mo shook his head: "I can't let go, I'm bored." ”
Exit the live broadcast room and continue browsing in the dance area.
found another one, went in and watched it for two minutes, Xu Mo typed in the live broadcast room: "It is recommended to go to station B to develop, you have to starve to death in sharks." ”
"Poof......
Abu Bengbu, who was watching from the side, stopped.
High emotional intelligence: Go to station B for development
Low EQ: Dancing is not good
The barrage in Xu Mo's live broadcast room was also stupid.
"It's okay to starve to death......
"Tomorrow's headlines: Shock! MSI champion sharply evaluates female anchors! ”
"You call this a mountain?"
"You just want to see the female anchor dance!"
"Brother Mozi really thinks about his brothers."
"It is recommended to make rounds on Suan."
No one thought that the champion player's live broadcast debut would be a female anchor on ward rounds.
I even watched it for an hour.
An hour later, Xu Mo was satisfied and withdrew from the dance area, turned his head in the training room and shouted: "Mingkai, okay, I've been waiting for you for an hour!" ”
"Do you want to hear what you're talking about?" The speechless voice of the factory director came.
Wait for me for an hour?
Big brother, I'll wait for you for an hour!
In order to strengthen the intimacy of EDG Ueno, Abu gave a death order, asking Xu Mo and the factory director to play in a double row.
Today's live broadcast content of Xu Mo is to fight Hanbok with the factory director in two rows.
S7, the second spring of the factory director's career.
Especially after MSI won the championship, it was to the next level.
He is now like drinking water in Hanbok, and the tuba has hit the king for more than 900 points.
Trumpets are also at the master level.
At this moment, he is in a double row with Xu Mo.
The first direct confidence locks down Zack.
After the rework, Zach has gradually become popular now, and the factory director has been practicing a lot recently.
And Xu Mo was invited by the audience to choose the top single Akali.
When they arrived at the reading interface, the sharp-eyed audience immediately shouted.
"Damn, on the other side is Brother Saint Gun and Sao Fan!"
"Turtle turtle, this one looks good!"
"The battle for the strongest domestic top order has begun!"
"If you don't understand, just ask, what is the champion of the Holy Spear Brother?"
"The top of the canyon is really rotten, and it feels like the players are all going to Hanbok again!"
A few days later, EDG's first game of the Summer Tournament was played against the Snake team of Saint Gunner.
Unexpectedly, tonight's first one will stage the confrontation between the two teams in advance.
Xu Mo also cheered up.
But......
It turned out to be embarrassing.
Xu Mo's side passed five votes on time in 20 minutes and surrendered.
The other party's Ueno double row, infinitely caught, Xu Mo, a deviant top laner, Akali can't stand the toss at all.
I'm bored!
Even if it's a full level of proficiency, it's a hit or two, and it's completely unbearable.
The game was an ugly 0-6-0 record.
At this time, the barrage was lively again.
"That's ???"
"That's just the way to get an Akali!"
"Brother Holy Spear is okay, the suppressive power is full!"
"It turns out that Brother Playing is not really invincible, there is still a holy spear brother in the world!"
"Ueno double row, the factory director doesn't catch it, so what's the point of your double row?"
"It's interesting, I feel like EDG's summer debut is going to be crushed by the Snakes!"
Demon City, Lingshi Road, Snake Clan Base.
Looking at his perfect 8-0 super god record, Brother Saint Gun was also satisfied in his heart.
"I was really a little scared before the fight, I was afraid of being taught to be a man by Akali, I thought Mo was a mountain, but I didn't expect it, this one is as brittle as a piece of paper!"
The teammate on the side took a sip of water and said confidently: "But so, no matter how strong the top order is, he is also afraid of gank!" I've figured out Mo's research, and you can see how I clean him up in the summer game! ”
Brother Saint Lancer nodded.
He is full of confidence in the upcoming "Lingshi Road Derby" with EDG.
If you can defeat Mo once, you will have a second and third time.
Hum!
Who is not a genius boy anymore!
(End of chapter)