Chapter 219: Sister Zhou Successfully Promoted to Sister-in-law No. 1!
"Okay, we're all teammates, no."
Driving EDG's classic business car, the factory director said bitterly.
Because of yesterday's incident, iBoy actually had a cold war with Xu Mo.
The two of them have not said a word from yesterday to now.
iBoy got up from his seat and said, "I'm a person, what I hate the most is that others are astringent." ”
"I told you to go back to the dorm room." Sitting in the co-pilot, Xu Mo said with a smile.
"Does that make a difference?" iBoy said angrily: "We trust you so much, I thought you really sent me a guide, I didn't expect it to be this kind of thing, disgusting!" Bah! Disgusting! ”
Xu Mo looked at iBoy curiously.
You see Mi'er dancing, how can she not have this jealous and hateful expression on her face.
"Alright, alright."
As the captain, the factory director played the role of a peacemaker: "This matter is indeed something Mo did wrong, and Sister Bu and I also criticized him fiercely last night." ”
When waiting for the traffic light, the factory director turned his head to look at Xu Mo: "You can send the real strategy to the three of them, don't delay the growth of the three major ADCs of LPL in the future." ”
"Makes sense."
Xu Mo nodded.
tinkered with it on the phone for a while, and then shared it in the group.
"True Wayne's Advanced Lane Technique"!
"That's pretty much it." iBoy muttered, then collected his mood and opened it with great interest.
Familiar sounds, familiar images are played out again.
iBoy glanced at it twice, and it was confirmed.
Holding up his mobile phone and complaining to the factory director: "Ming Kai, look at him!" ”
Xu Mo said lightly: "The front is advertising, and the back is skill." ”
iBoy pulled the progress bar, really.
"The two of them must have thought it was a small movie, so they didn't watch it again."
"In this way, this strategy is exclusive to me!"
"The gap between me and the two of them has started to widen since this wave!"
iBoy smiled, happily dancing with his hands.
The factory director and Xu Mo glanced at each other, both smiling and shaking their heads.
A child is a child.
The comparison is amazing.
"But Brother Mozi, I haven't forgiven you yet, when I play in late July, don't hold me back." iBoy reiterated.
"Okay!" Xu Mo nodded heavily.
"That's it, let's continue the cold war, I found that after I didn't talk to you, my thinking was a lot clearer." iBoy lay on his side, holding his phone to watch Wayne's online strategy.
But soon, the car stopped.
Arrived at the train station in the magic capital.
The goal of the three of them today is to pick up Xu Xiaoling, who is working in the magic capital for summer vacation.
Originally, Xu Mo said that he could take a taxi alone, but the factory director volunteered to drive the car from the base, and by the way, he also dragged the iBoy over.
"Go pick it up, I'll be in the car." iBoy didn't lift his head.
It didn't take long for Xu Mo's vision to appear a girl with a ponytail, a suitcase, and a bouncing girl.
Xu Mo was not in a hurry to greet him, so he lowered his voice and gave the factory director a vaccination: "My sister is fine, but her mouth is a little ruthless, you should be mentally prepared." ”
The director smiled.
is about the same age as Hu Xianzhao in the car, and in his opinion, he is a child, and he is unscrupulous, so he can naturally bear it.
"Brother!"
The little girl dragged her suitcase and ran over in a hurry.
As soon as they met, the first thing they did was compare their height with Xu Mo.
found that the gap between the two was still the same as the last time they met, and suddenly pouted dissatisfiedly: "I thought that after the college entrance examination, there was no pressure, and I could still grow taller." ”
"It's okay, you're still young, you can still grow, let your brother buy you more delicious food." The factory director said with a smile.
"This is ......"
Xu Mo was just about to introduce, but Xu Xiaoling preemptively said: "I know, I know, I saw it on TV." ”
When the factory director heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.
The co-author buddy is now so well-known.
Even the little sister outside the circle knows.
I only heard Xu Xiaoling continue: "Just that Internet addiction program, a flower pot was placed in front of the camera, and your family was interviewed......"
"Ahem!"
Xu Mo cleared his throat: "You recognize the wrong person, this is our EDG captain Ming Kai!" ”
I can't let this girl talk anymore.
It's not a good thing to be the protagonist in that kind of show where the flower pot blocks the face.
"Hello Brother Mingkai." Xu Xiaoling shouted crisply.
The factory director laughed, took Xu Xiaoling's luggage, and walked in the direction of the car: "Brother Mozi's sister is our EDG's sister, let's eat delicious food today to celebrate your admission to college!" ”
"Uh-huh!" Xu Xiaoling was very happy.
Xu Mo opened the car door, looked at the iBoy lying on the seat, and shouted, "Move." ”
iBoy reiterated, "It's best not to have any conversations between the two of us these days, it's good for each other. ”
"Xu Xiaoling, you sit in front."
Hearing that Xu Mo had an unfamiliar name in his mouth, iBoy subconsciously looked up twice.
Suddenly, the tiger's body shook.
Busy sat up, carefully sorted out his clothes, used his mobile phone as a mirror, smoothed his hair, and then said in a deep and vicissitudes of life: "Hello sister, let me introduce myself, I am EDG's ADC player Hu Xianzhao, I am 16 years old this year, but I am about to celebrate my 17th birthday, and my hometown is in ......"
When Xu Xiaoling sat in the co-pilot and had already fastened his seat belt, iBoy was still chattering.
"My tournament ID is iBoy, and I just want to ...... this name"
Finally, Xu Xiaoling couldn't help but look back and smile: "iBoy, it sounds good, but it's not as good as my brother!" ”
Xu Mo sat in the back row, stretched out his hand to rub his face, and gave a thumbs up.
iBoy was petrified in place, and a long arrow with "soil" written on his body seemed to have been inserted into his body, which directly pierced him.
The factory director was stunned, and said while turning the steering wheel: "Hello, I'm clearlove7, your brother's good big brother......"
……
In order to celebrate Xu Xiaoling's admission to university, under the arrangement of the factory director, several people from EDG had a good meal.
But when night fell, a new question arose.
Where does Xu Xiaoling live?
Originally, Xu Mo arranged for her to live with the EDG Weibo operation lady, and deal with it casually for two days, and then find a job, or Xu Mo would rent a house for her.
But the young lady who operates on Weibo, her roommate is back temporarily, so it's not good to bother anymore.
"I'll open a hotel next to the base for you first, you deal with it overnight, and I'll take you to rent a house tomorrow." Xu Mo said.
"No need." Xu Xiaoling shook his head and said.
"No more?" Xu Mo was surprised.
This EDG is a bunch of big men, even if there is a spare dormitory, but Xu Mo is impossible to rest assured, it is too inconvenient.
"Brother, mom told you not to spend money outside." Xu Xiaoling said seriously: "The hotel next to your base is famous, and it will definitely cost a lot of money to stay overnight." ”
My sister has always been sensible and housekeeping, and Xu Mo is also very pleased.
"But this is the place to spend money, do you want to live on the street?" Xu Mo said with a smile.
"That's it!"
Xu Xiaoling snapped his fingers, and then put the mobile phone screen in front of Xu Mo: "I have a place to live." ”
Xu Mo squinted and looked at it.
The person who chatted with Xu Xiaoling was very familiar with his avatar.
After carefully distinguishing it, Xu Mo was sure.
Isn't this Zhou Shuyi!
Xu Xiaoling played the trick properly, and sold miserably in front of Zhou Shuyi, and quite pitifully said his dilemma that he had no place to sleep at night.
Then Zhou Shuyi said that where did she have a place to sleep, and asked Xu Xiaoling to wait at the EDG base, and she drove to pick it up.
Before Xu Mo could speak, the phone vibrate.
Sure enough, it was a voice from Zhou Shuyi.
After listening to three words in his ear, Xu Mo silently lowered his voice again.
"Angry people! What's the matter with you! ”
"My sister came to the magic capital, and you didn't arrange a place for others to live in advance?"
"You don't really want to arrange Xiaoling to live in EDG, do you? Aren't you afraid that Xiaoling will be smoked by Mingkai's stinky socks? ”
Xu Mo was speechless.
didn't reply to Sister Zhou's message.
Then he clenched his fists and looked at his sister's phone: "What do you mean by this note?" ”
Xu Xiaoling's remark to Sister Zhou was "sister-in-law".
Xu Mo Zhengse said: "I've said many times, Shuyi and I are just friends, and if you make notes like this, it will affect the reputation of others." ”
"Changed!"
Xu Mo's tone was not good, Xu Xiaoling stuck out his tongue, said "Okay", and then lowered his head for a while.
When Xu Mo went to the supermarket next to him and bought some snacks and daily necessities for Xu Xiaoling to bring back, he almost fainted when he looked at the notes.
- "Sister-in-law No. 1"
This is a hundred times more than "sister-in-law"!
"You've gone too far!"
Xu Modu laughed angrily: "Tell me, who is No. 2?" ”
"It's Sister Rita who took the group photo, but I think Sister Shuyi is better, what do you think?" Xu Xiaoling asked rhetorically.
Xu Mo really thought about this question.
Then he suddenly had an epiphany, shook his head, and said with a straight face: "Xu Xiaoling, you are about to work and study in the magic capital, the big city is different from the small county town of our hometown, you can't be the same nonsense as before, do you know?" ”
Doodle!
At this time, Sister Zhou's car had already driven over.
Xu Xiaoling got up, dragged up his suitcase, stuck out his tongue and said, "I know, brother, but we are a family, right?" ”
The girl's clear eyes looked at Xu Mo, as if she wanted to penetrate him, and fell into the distance, under the moonlight, this scene was like the most beautiful and holy picture in the world.
"Of course."
Xu Mo's heart suddenly softened, and he reached out and rubbed Xu Xiaoling's forehead.
"I mean, how long are you two going to talk?" Zhou Shuyi honked the horn, propped her elbow on the window, and said helplessly.
Xu Mo stretched out his hand to say hello, helped his sister stuff the suitcase into the trunk, and then handed the things he had just bought to Xu Xiaoling.
"Go ahead."
Xu Xiaoling nodded, carried the bag, and walked towards the car.
Coming soon to get on the bus.
Xu Mo hurriedly followed again, and said in a low voice: "There are still ......"
"In the future, in front of me, you are not allowed to speak ill of my friends."
……
At the end of the day's work, Master Xu finished bathing and changing clothes and sat on his bed.
Putting aside all distractions, Xu Mo is about to conduct a lottery.
The first battle between the continental race and KT triggered the temporary mission of the system.
Xu Mo helped EDG "clean up the portal", and he killed Deft and PawN a total of eight times in that game, so he got eight lucky draws.
"Let's go!"
Xu Mo couldn't wait to rub his hands.
As his mind moved, in front of Xu Mo, a huge circular turntable appeared.
Obviously, this lottery is to turn the disc, and where the pointer points to, the content of the place is the content of the reward.
"I can't see what's in the prize pool, though."
Xu Mo looked at the disc and could clearly see that there were words written on each grid, but it was not clear what it was at all.
"Looks like everything won't show up until it's drawn."
Xu Mo's eyes sank: "Let's start!" ”
Toot toot!
The turntable spun around.
It soon stopped.
Following where the pointer pointed, Xu Mo saw the contents on the grid.
"Darius, Hand of Noxus, max permanent proficiency!"
"It's okay!" Xu Mo nodded.
He has Noh hand proficiency, but it is not permanent at full level.
In one draw, thousands of points can definitely be saved.
has a good start, which greatly increases Xu Mo's confidence.
With a movement of his mind, the disc lit up again.
"Canned herring*3!"
Xu Mo rubbed his eyes and confirmed again.
There is no problem, this second lottery came directly to a ruthless job.
Xu Mo knew that this thing was a "biochemical weapon" that could cause great damage to the human sense of taste, so after receiving it, he directly threw three cans under the bed.
Keep pumping!
For the third time, I gained the full level of permanent proficiency of Shadow Camille!
And the fourth time, it is the recipe of top-notch egg fried rice!
Seeing this, Xu Mo understood.
"It seems that this lottery can also get some small rewards in life."
"But an egg fried rice is not enough, come and have something awesome!"
But the follow-up five or six taels were all chicken ribs.
Xu Mo was not disappointed.
Finally in the seventh draw, Xu Mo got a big one.
"Absolute tone!"
This thing is the skill of the Grim Reaper schoolboy, who will have a unique musical attainment, and can even make any sound clearly, and can analyze it perfectly.
After receiving the reward, Xu Mo only felt that there was a stream of light entering his body, transforming his brain, making him feel indescribably cool.
After a while, the reward was obtained, and Xu Mo only felt that his hearing was a little better.
"This is good!" Xu Mo was satisfied, but then his face collapsed again: "Although I have an absolute sense of tone, this thing can't make me sing well!" ”
Although Xu Mo has a good voice, his singing skills are indescribable.
After having an absolute sense of tone, he can do most of the songs as soon as he listens.
But it doesn't mean that you can!
Xu Mo's performance in KTV is a disaster!
"It's going to be tortured now."
Xu Mo pursed his lips, his only drawback was that he didn't have a good voice.
But the soon eighth draw gave Xu Mo confidence.
The reward for the eighth draw, mastery of the song "Song of Ele"!
This proficient means that for "Song of Ele", even if Xu Mo's voice is not good, he can sing.
And in this world, there are not many people who can sing better than him!
After receiving the reward, Xu Mo came to the same place with two voices of the song.
I was shocked.
He himself thought it sounded very good.
Soon, Xu Mo hummed two more lines of Dong Chou's song, and then was directly beaten back to reality.
Except for "Song of Ele", whatever song he sings now is still the same as before.
"But it's a masterpiece anyway."
Xu Mo smiled, and then counted the prizes of the eight consecutive draws, which were generally very good, and even had god-level rewards such as absolute sound sense.
"It seems that there is hope for the entertainment industry in the future." Xu Mo laughed to himself.
Knock knock!
There was a knock on the door.
Xu Mo opened the door and saw that it was the factory director.
"Wow, I'm hungry! I'm so hungry! Ink, do you order takeout? ”
At tonight's dinner, the factory director was busy bragging and didn't eat enough at all, which would make him dizzy with hunger.
Before Xu Mo could speak, the sharp-eyed factory director saw what Xu Mo threw under the bed.
"Xu Mo, you kid doesn't talk about martial arts!"
"If you have good things, you can hide them, right, and you still want to eat alone, if you don't rest assured buddy, can you have a good conscience!"
While the factory director turned into a chatterbox, he quickly bent down and took out the can from under the bed.
He smiled when he succeeded: "It's not too much to give my brother a taste, right?" ”
Xu Mo was a little confused, but after reacting, he quickly shook his head.
Not too much, that's not too much!
Sting!
The director pulled open the can.
I didn't stay, and I just took a bite of fish and soup.
"Hey, what kind of can is this?"
The factory director pouted, and his tongue kept wandering in his mouth.
The next second, the taste came up.
Suddenly, the EDG celebrity's pupils shrank like needles, covered his neck, and fell headlong on Xu Mo's bed.
Immediately afterward, he held the trash can and spit out.
Although Xu Mo didn't eat, he was too close and uncomfortable, and he was retching on his knees.
Tired of vomiting, Xu Mo opened the window, opened the door, and fanned hard: "It's over!" I can't ask for this room! ”
(End of chapter)