Chapter 239: Poor Sister Zhou who was deleted from WeChat
The match between EDG and OMG ended 2-0, but it was acceptable for the audience.
In the face of the powerful EDG, OMG is also worthy of its identity as the top four in the spring competition, and it is neither humble nor arrogant, and even caused trouble for EDG for a time.
For EDG, the most important point of this game is to wake up iBoy.
Abu's original words were: "Think about it, if these two people swap identities between you and Sima Lao Thief, can you do it like this?" ”
"These two can only win because your teammates are better than him."
The young iBoy was struck by lightning.
All of a sudden, Yuyu.
made a poisonous oath on the spot, and he would practice hundreds of incense burner monster ADCs.
Xu Mo liked it for the first time.
Next.
The factory director invited the frustrated Sima old thief to eat the bungalow.
Xu Mo is honored to eat.
"Kim, it's okay." After showing off fiercely for a while, the factory director put down his chopsticks and said with some concern.
"It's fine."
Sima Lao Thief shook his head and said in a low voice.
Xu Mo took a sip of corn juice, and then tilted his head to look at the old thief Sima.
Originally, the bond between the factory director and Sima Lao Thief, he was not involved.
Just bury your head in the work today.
But from the beginning of the dinner, Sima Lao Thief was holding a book and reading it while eating, and Xu Mo suddenly became interested.
"What are you looking at, Brother Ma."
Sima Lao Thief showed Xu Mo the cover of the book.
The director also stretched out his head to take a look.
Suddenly, his eyes were round: "Huh! "Three-Body Problem"! ”
Hurriedly persuaded: "Jin, no, the club disgusts you, you can't gamble on the fate of all our human beings to take revenge on them!" ”
"Mo and I are innocent."
In the view of the factory director, Sima Lao's research on "The Three-Body Problem" at the moment obviously wants to expose the coordinates of the blue star and call for the three-body people to come and "end" this boring world.
"Are you sick?" Sima Lao Thief looked at the factory director speechlessly.
The factory director also felt a little embarrassed.
Then he continued to convince him: "It's okay, it's a big deal, just leave, anyway, your contract is almost over, if you can't do it next year, you'll run, are you still afraid that you won't be able to find a job?" ”
Xu Mo also nodded.
With the strength of Sima Lao's thief player in this period, he really doesn't have to worry about having no job.
"Now the ADCs of the major teams are saturated, and there are no more teams." Sima Lao Thief said.
The factory director thought about it, WE has a brother-in-law, RNG has Uzi and A monster, IG has Ah Shui, and the head team seems to be short of ADC.
It would also be unrealistic to ask Sima Lao Thief to go to some end teams.
Xu Mo said: "Next year, the LPL will definitely expand the army, and there will definitely be a galaxy battleship formation, and then you will have more choices, and the Doinb in Jingdong next door will lack a teammate like you." ”
When it came to Doinb, the factory director and Sima Lao Thief were stunned.
Doinb is miserable.
A while ago, JD.com, where he worked, just got its first win in the summer season.
The Doinb players also cried with joy and shed tears on the players' seats.
But Doinb is also strong.
LPL first three hands!
And in the case of the team's JD.com's poor record, he was still able to be the dean stably, and even won the MVP of the regular season of this year's spring season.
There's really nothing to say about strength.
"Hmm." The old thief nodded.
If it is really as Xu Mo said, there is really a way out.
"Alright, alright." The factory director waved his hand, "There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, if it really can't work, then expose the coordinates and destroy it together." ”
The old thief pursed his lips and smiled.
There was a rare expression on his face.
After the three of them had a good meal, the director took out two movie tickets: "I'll go back right away for something, Mo, you accompany Brother Ma to the movies to relax, I have bought all the tickets." ”
"Yes." Xu Mo nodded.
After the three of them came out of the store, Sima Lao Thief glanced at the movie tickets, and then said, ""Disc Immortal"? Domestic horror films? ”
Immediately, although there was no expression on his face, the words in his mouth were already very disgusted: "Go and see, I'll go back to the base to sleep." ”
Sima Lao Thief did what he said, and only two minutes later, only Xu Mo was left holding two movie tickets and messing around on the side of the road.
"This guy ......"
Xu Mo shook his head helplessly.
He realized that Sima Lao's "gratitude" mood was very abundant, and he was ready to use this to dig some mines, but he didn't expect that Brother Ma would dislike horror movies so much.
Chill the breath!
When will domestic horror films stand up!
……
In front of the mall, Sima Lao Thief was wearing a mask and was taking a taxi.
"Is it my brother?"
A somewhat clear voice of verification came.
Sima Lao Thief turned his head and looked, he also knew the woman in front of him, it was a commentary from LPL, what was Zhou Shuyi.
The old thief nodded slightly, but did not speak.
The scene instantly became cold.
Zhou Shuyi was a little speechless, in the previous LPL activities, she and Brother Ma had dinner together, and even added WeChat, I didn't expect this guy to really treat himself as a stranger.
"The ......"
Zhou Shuyi just raised his hand here.
The old thief over there said: "You go inside, Xu Mo wants to invite you to watch a movie, and the tickets have been bought." ”
“???”
Sister Zhou was stunned.
The gas fruit is also here?
Still invite me to watch a movie?
What's going on?
Is this kid so enlightened now?
Just as he was about to ask Sima Lao Thief for more details, when he turned his head, Brother Ma had already gotten into the taxi, and then pressed the co-pilot's window with an indifferent face.
“……”
Zhou Shuyi was even more speechless, and was busy finding Sima Lao's WeChat in his mobile phone, and asked, "Brother Ma, what do you mean, what movie tickets?" ”
After a long time, the old thief Sima didn't reply to him.
Sister Zhou added another question mark.
But unexpectedly, Brother Ma gave her a red exclamation mark.
Sima Lao Thief deleted Zhou Shuyi's WeChat.
"This man is too exaggerated." Sister Zhou was speechless and angry, and stomped her feet on the spot, "May I ask if you Han Jin is allergic to beautiful women?" ”
Squatting on the ground, Zhou Shuyi held her chin and fell into a tangle.
Is the angry man really in there?
But if you're going to treat yourself to a movie, why don't you send me a message?
Or did he learn from other sources that I was coming here today, and then deliberately arranged an unexpected encounter?
The more Zhou Shuyi thought about it, the more she felt that this was the case, and that was it.
If nothing else, I'm about to come over, and then pretend to meet by chance, pretending to be surprised.
"Yay? Shuyi, why are you here? ”
As soon as she thought of this, a familiar voice sounded behind Sister Zhou.
Zhou Shuyi smiled slightly, revealing an expression of "as I expected".
got up generously, and even took out the makeup mirror to see if he wanted to touch up his makeup, and then said without being salty or light: "Wow! What a coincidence. ”
At the same time, Zhou Shuyi's heart is like a mirror.
The next step should be to say "accidentally bought two more movie tickets" and "do you want to go and see it".
"Ahem!"
Xu Mo cleared his throat: "I have two movie tickets here, and I accidentally bought more, do you want to go and see them?" ”
The word-for-word speech made Sister Zhou's heart jump with joy.
Oh roar!
It's been a long time, right?
The feelings of the angry fruit for me have deteriorated!
But Zhou Shuyi's face did not fluctuate, she tried her best to imitate the expression of the old thief Sima just now, and then said indifferently: "However, I still have ...... here."
As a girl, you naturally have to be reserved, how can you give others a casual feeling.
"Is there something wrong with you...... Forget it. ”
Under Sister Zhou's frightened gaze, Xu Mo walked to the trash can, then took out two movie tickets, ready to be physically disposed of.
"What are you going to do?"
Zhou Shuyi immediately trotted forward, spread his arms, and blocked in front of the trash can.
"No one watched, I threw it." Xu Mo was surprised.
What the hell is "Saucer Fairy", dogs don't even watch it!
Zhou Shuyi is called a gnashing of teeth.
Okay, you're an annoyance, you play tricks with me, right?
But......
But......
I really can't refuse.
Grabbing the two tickets, Zhou Shuyi said, "I'm fine now, let's go, let's go and see." ”
When she walked a few steps in high heels, at first she felt that she was a little embarrassed like this, and she was doing a psychological struggle, but when she turned her head, she saw Xu Mo standing on the side of the road without moving.
Sister Zhou ran back in a hurry: "What do you mean to be angry?" ”
"What do you mean?" Xu Mo is now a true second monk, and he is confused.
You want me to give you the ticket.
It's all going to start right away, if you don't go and see it, why are you turning back?
"Oh......"
Zhou Shuyi saw Xu Mo's expression, and immediately sorted it out, put her fingers in her hair, grabbed it, and then said angrily: "You are letting me see it alone, right?" What is this? Did you sell me the tickets? ”
"It's not impossible, V I'll have 10 yuan, and I'll buy a bottle of big cola and drink it." Xu Mo said seriously.
[Collapse sentiment value from Zhou Shuyi +10!] 】
It seemed that she had adjusted her mentality, and Sister Zhou asked with a smile: "Then I took your two tickets, do I want to give you 20." ”
"Then you're weirdly good."
Xu Mo glanced at Zhou Shuyi appreciatively.
Zhou Shu almost jumped to her feet in anger, bit her silver teeth, and grabbed Xu Mo's arm.
"Elbow, follow me into the house!"
……
The value of the existence of domestic horror films is to increase the national fertility rate.
The huge theater is full of people, and at a glance, it is full of young couples with red flowers and willows.
There are mountains of popcorn at hand.
The chatter was non-stop.
Xu Mo was speechless, swept a power bank, and lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.
He would rather watch the live broadcast of Brother Tricky than watch this kind of sensational so-called horror movie in the theater.
Zhou Shuyi is happy to do it.
This is the first time she has watched a horror movie in the cinema.
Very novel, but also very intense.
Seeing the girl in the front row, holding her boyfriend's arm next to her, Zhou Shuyi immediately imitated it.
Xu Moru was struck by lightning, quickly pulled out his arm, frowned, and said, "Why did you touch my hand?" ”
Zhou Shu rolled her eyes without a trace.
Feign!
You keep pretending!
Bring girls over to watch horror movies, you won't really come to enjoy the plot, right?
I'm too embarrassed to break you.
It's really not broken, Sister Zhou said: "Watching horror movies is like this, it's normal to have a little action, we girls, if we are frightened, we must catch something." ”
"And that said?" Xu Mo will be skeptical.
But soon, as the movie progressed, Xu Mo saw it.
Every time there is a terrible shot on the big screen, the whole movie theater is screaming with the same style, and then every girl is trained to grab the arm of the male partner next to her and squeeze it on the body of others.
"Ah, it's scary!"
At this moment, Zhou Shuyi grabbed Xu Mo's arm tightly.
On the big screen, another terrifying and hideous face emerged, and the hair-making background music combined with the theater's surround sound equipment made the horror atmosphere of the scene instantly reach a critical point.
"Did you see it, a flashing face......"
Zhou Shuyi's voice trembled a little.
"Ah~"
is another horror scene, which is presented by the director in an exaggerated editing way.
The whole movie theater is called a lump.
Zhou Shuyi turned sideways and buried her head in the crook of Xu Mo's arm, like a frightened little white rabbit.
"Calm." Xu Mo remained motionless, as steady as a Buddha, holding his mobile phone and watching the live broadcast.
"Domestic horror films are all fake when you see the back, you look at it, eighty percent of them are fantasized by the heroine."
"But it's still scary!"
Zhou Shuyi drilled into Xu Mo's arms again.
"Oh, timid woman, I'll just laugh."
Xu Mo continued to play with his phone.
Finally the climax came, the BGM and the picture belonged to the best kind in the audience, Sister Zhou was excited and pounced directly on Xu Mo.
And then there was a flurry of scratching.
"Wow, Shuyi, you're so heavy."
Xu Mo leaned over it, then held the phone on Sister Zhou's head, and continued to watch the live broadcast in Sister Zhou's hair.
Suddenly.
Xu Mo's expression changed: "Shuyi, where are you going?" ”
Zhou Shuyi got up and sat up straight like a robot, her face crimson.
Immediately, without a trace, he gestured a length with his hands and showed shock: "Oh my God......"
……
Soon.
The hour-and-a-half-long film ends.
Xu Mo stretched his waist and walked out of the screening hall with Zhou Shuyi with the crowd.
seems to be to alleviate the embarrassment of "Da Long" being filmed, Xu Mo said: "You see I said it, this kind of movie is all fantasy in the end, I don't have to watch it I can guess the plot." ”
"So, you're brave enough to watch horror movies?" Sister Zhou asked with a smile.
"Not really." Xu Mo was energetic: "I am nicknamed the god of horror films!" The kind that can make Sadako frightened, Jia coconut cry, and Chu people's beauty and inferiority. ”
I was about to leave the theater when I saw a poster on the wall.
Squinted his eyes: "The alien contract is already being released." ”
"Huh?" Zhou Shuyi tilted her head and glanced at Xu Mo.
At this moment, in this man's eyes, he saw yearning and burning.
Then he saw the latter and turned his head and walked to the front desk.
Soon came over with two movie tickets.
handed Zhou Shuyi one: "Dude will take you to appreciate the alien world, and let you see what real horror is!" ”
"And my astonishing ability to withstand terrifying!"
…………
"Ah, it's scary!"
In the movie theater, Xu Mo grabbed Zhou Shuyi's arm tightly.
The gray hues of the alien planet, the aliens who have become dead spaceship members have begun to prey.
Even though the cyborg David is expressionless, he no longer releases a terrifying aura all the time.
"Did you see it, a flashing face......"
Xu Mo's voice trembled a little.
"Ah~"
When the camera follows the characters in the play and enters David's laboratory, the terrifying scene is torn apart from the audience's retina in a devastating way.
The whole movie theater is called a lump.
Xu Mo turned sideways and buried his head in the crook of Zhou Shuyi's arm, like a frightened little white rabbit.
"Calm."
Zhou Shuyi didn't move, steady as a Buddha, and looked at her phone a little speechlessly.
"Foreigners always like to exaggerate, and if they don't do it well, it's all fake, and they will be whitewashed in the next part."
"But it's still scary."
Xu Mo drilled into Zhou Shuyi's arms.
"Oh, timid man, I'll just laugh."
Zhou Shuyi continued to play with her mobile phone.
What an alien, what a cyborg David.
In her eyes, it's like watching a child play with toys.
It's childish, it's not good-looking, and it's not scary!
There is no taste of domestic horror films at all!
And......
glanced at Xu Mo, whose frightened face turned white.
Zhou Shuyi was angry and funny.
Angry people, this is what you call the god of horror movies???
(End of chapter)