Chapter 222: I, Batman, am a superhero! (Ask for follow-up, hum)
"You ......"
Ex Machina's heart ached so hard that he was so angry and horrified that he could not stand on his feet.
The wild wolf's axe cut him from the door of his head to his lower abdomen, and the most disgusting thing was that the other party's axe did not seem to be improvised, but had been brewing for a long time.
The sharp edge seemed to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, cutting him completely along the dividing line of his half-mechanical, half-organism, like the perfect slicing of a skilled butcher in the market, neither more nor less.
Black Adam made a hole in the left chest of his organism, and Shazam, as if he had discussed it, directly stabbed a symmetrical one in the same position of the mechanical body of the right chest, one left and one right, separated in the middle, bringing the beauty of symmetry and balance to the extreme, and the obsessive-compulsive disorder was cured at once.
But Mecha Superman felt like he was about to crack. It's really going to crack, and the wild wolf's axe has been cut to the lower abdomen, and it is immediately the crotch, and it only needs a force to be able to directly split into two halves.
He staggered away from Shazam in front of him, then turned half his head and roared desperately at Steppenwolf, "Steppenwolf!! Is there something wrong with your brain? ”
Billy suddenly said secretly on the side: "What the f***!" My tongue is split in half, and I can still speak normally? ”
Wild wolves don't feel good when they are chopped with an axe. Because what appeared on the other party's face that was divided in half was not the annoyance and anger after the conspiracy was exposed, but the helpless anger at the stupid pig teammate.
This is clearly not going to be a fake.
"You ......"
The mechanical superman, whose upper body was split in half, wanted to say something, but he didn't have time to say the rest of the words, because the red-eyed Black Adam had already pounced.
"Calm down! You're Batman's enemy, right, and so am I. What is in front of you is just an illusion! ”
If it's any one of them...... Even Wonder Woman had to meet Hades after suffering such a symmetrical and artistic fatal wound, but the mechanical superman was even able to speak clearly with his mechanical body condensed by cosmic ray radiation.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Billy squatted next to him, sweating profusely and dismantling the brick-like locator that Batman had given him.
He had asked Batman how to get out of front of these three terrible enemies before, even if Billy looked like a child on the surface, but in fact it was comparable to the IQ of the big zombie Solomon Grandi, it was easy to see that the enemy in front of him was playing a team battle on the surface, but this was just the result of many misunderstandings caused by information gaps and deliberate creation.
After all, the three enemies are not really stupid, and after this sneak attack, they will soon sort out the real relationship between friend and foe.
At that time, Billy, who is surrounded among the three villains, will be truly unlucky.
So he'd better move quickly, take out the "tips" that Batman gave him early, and then pray that the other party is ready with a reliable plan.
He quickly unscrewed four screws and removed one from the locator......
Flares?
What the hell is this?
But Billy didn't have time to think about it, he closed his eyes and muttered a spell in his mouth: "The art of throwing things hard!" ”
Then he wrapped around the lightning and threw it hard, and the flare fell to the ground. Oh my God, he ...... The red smoke mixed with the surrounding white mist, and it seemed to produce some kind of chemical reaction, rolling up like a boil, and finally magically turned into purple smoke, which was very conspicuous.
Wow, that's an amazing pinch!
Damn, isn't this just an ordinary flare?! Billy only felt his eyes red, and he screamed inwardly.
Since he met Batman, he has had more mood swings than he has in more than a decade in the past.
But fortunately, he still remembers that Batman's explanation to him was to "take out everything in the box, use what can be used, and put it on the ground if it can't be used." ”
So he continued to dig into the box, and soon pulled out a mirror.
It's a real mirror, the kind that ladies use to make up.
Wow, that's really useful.
What a ghost, ahh
I'm going to die, woo woo woo!
Then he looked down and saw that he had become Batman.
Billy: "? ”
He opened his mouth to say something, and then turned his head to see ten Batmen standing beside him.
"Take advantage of this opportunity to run."
The mirror master's face appeared on the mirror in his hand: "I will make at least 3,000 dummies in this area and flee in all directions to distract your enemies, hurry up and run." ”
He said, "Otherwise, your enemies will react." ”
Billy turned his head and saw Steppenwolf, Black Adam, and Superman, who had also turned into Batman, looking at each other in the sky.
A scene in which Batman captures Batman, but only captures the mirror dummy, and then becomes angry.
Ten minutes later.
The three villains reunite, and everyone looks like Batman. Except for Steppenwolf's unusual height, which looks like a 12-inch soldier who has been put into a 6-inch figure, the other two are almost no different from the real card.
Of course, they were no different from each other, and the grim expressions on those faces were almost identical. Black Adam played dummies for more than 10 minutes, none of which were Billy.
The mechanical superman turned into a blower, constantly blowing away the fog, and then using the clairvoyant eye to distinguish, the efficiency was much faster than him, but these fogs were like alive, just blown open by him and filled back, and they finally found out in the end that no matter how many dummies they destroyed, there was no point, someone was secretly recreating these dummies that would turn into mirror fragments if they were broken, and they didn't destroy as fast as the other party made.
So they had to give up in the end, and they all ended up returning to the same place where they had fought before.
Mecha Superman and Black Adam choked with disgust when they saw each other's Batman appearances, but they still had to pinch their noses and talk to each other.
However, after exchanging a few words and discovering that the other party also didn't know anything about Batman, the two groups quickly lost interest in talking.
They had just fought each other, and the mechanical superman did not make a request for an alliance, so it was naturally impossible for Black Adam's character to rush up to the hot face and stick the cold ass by himself, so the two gangs soon parted ways again.
However, after the mechanical Superman and Steppenwolf left, Black Adam, who remained in place, quietly passed through the white fog and landed on the ground, and then picked up something like a brick on the ground......
It was the locator that Chen Tao gave to Billy. Mecha Superman relied too much on his clairvoyant eye, which became his weakness, causing him to neglect to use his normal eye. That's why this thing is going to fall into the hands of him Black Adam at this moment.
In fact, Black Adam, who is an ancient man, doesn't really understand how to operate this device, but after all, he is a super human with an extraordinary memory, and he quickly recalls Billy's movements when using this machine from his memory.
Then he did it again.
[Error! Mistake! Fingerprint verification error, your remaining usage is 4]
What it was, Black Adam didn't quite understand, and he drew the scoop again, and clicked on it in Billy's way.
This time, the instrument gave a different response: [New user detected! 】
Then he paused for two seconds: [Preparing for a scan. Please keep your body in the camera]
Immediately after that, a small camera and lamp rose and lowered from the cube-like locator, and a green light swept Black Adam from head to toe, especially around his throat, focusing on care.
Black Adam apparently doesn't know what privacy is. He eagerly pressed the screen twice, and soon, in the cheerful voice welcome, the machine was turned back on, and as soon as he entered, it was a map.
Black Adam's gaze was firmly fixed on a small point of light.
Batman.
That's right, as he thought, the machine that Batman gave him would definitely reveal where he was hiding.
Black Adam took this brick-like locator and flew into the sky:
He had basically figured out how this thing was going to work. It's a good thing, and Batman is quite generous with his men.
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In the pure white mist, Wonder Woman and Chen Tao walked together.
The clouds were thick and the fog was rising. The light outside dimly shone through the dark river flowing in the air, gently rippling between the two of them, teasing the shadows of the trees, and then stagnating in every inch of colorful rhythm.
It's not so much an escape from the mechanical superman and government forces as it is an outing.
To some extent, this is not far from Ah Fu's plan at the beginning, lonely men and widows, walking together, shopping (referring to the 0 yuan purchase of Supergirl a big living person), as if everything is right.
Is there something wrong?
No problem.
The situation of the super dog Krypton is not bad, and now he has basically recovered his mobility, and his superpower has also recovered partially, but he can't fly yet.
It followed Chen Tao and Wonder Woman with palpitations, and his superpowers were temporarily suppressed due to the influence of kryptonite, so he had to walk on 4 legs on the ground, and a dog's face showed a dog's heartfelt expression humanely.
And Supergirl's situation is much worse, she is still in a coma, carried on her back by the super dog Krypton...... Yes, it's Kryptonback, not Batman. Little Krypton snorted gloomily and whimpered twice.
Although it looks exactly like a dog on Earth, as an alien creature, its IQ is not bad.
It seriously suspects that Batman's purpose in bringing it is not just to let Supergirl Carla know him, but also to make it an electric camper!
Supergirl's face turned green. Because he had inhaled too much kryptonite, he now basically looked like he was about to die.
Chen Tao and Wonder Woman didn't talk much along the way, and in the end, Chen Tao broke the calm first: "What did you do to me...... Don't you disagree? ”
"It doesn't feel like a superhero, not like a method a warrior would use?"
Without waiting for Wonder Woman to speak, he continued to speak quickly, and said all the things that Wonder Woman might say to himself:
"Obviously came to protect and save Supergirl, but now you make her look like she is half dead? Prepare yourself to deal with your own people before deciding to deal with the enemy? ”
"Are these really the things superheroes are supposed to do?"
Wonder Woman looked at him with no expression on her face.
"Wang?!" Little Krypton, who was in the back, tilted his head and screamed.
Chen Tao replied with an indifferent face. He looked at Diana as closely as the ancient Greeks...... Okay, this might be a metaphor or a compliment to others, but to Diana she was a demigod, real, fake.
Chen Tao tried to find something on her handsome face, but there was no expression at the moment, but there was nothing but her appearance.
But Chen Tao knows that Wonder Woman is not a beautiful vase, right? He is well aware that his methods are extremely cruel and very unkind from the perspective of his teammates.
Sometimes, even Batman in the comics doesn't do this to his teammates, just like most of the time he deals with Green Lantern by stealing the other party's ring instead of directly tricking the other person into being blind, or when dealing with Superman, he just pulls out the kryptonite ring instead of opening the kryptonite party.
But Chen Tao knew that he had gone too far and was all about being foolproof — he didn't have the confidence to scream like a real bat that would beat him with just a pair of kryptonite fingers (Batman: Silence), or take Superman down with a single piece of gum (Batman: Endgame), or send Superman to the emergency ward with just one Kryptonite bullet (Justice League: Doom).
"Supergirl inhaled artificially made kryptonite," Chen Tao said, "I deliberately cut the purity, it will only be uncomfortable and lose the ability to resist, and it will not cause death." After a few hours, the lower purity of kryptonite that enters the body can be metabolized and excreted by the Kryptonians. ”
So he's still a good guy at heart, and he doesn't do too much at all.
"Gross!" Supergirl suddenly woke up, coughing loudly, and then vomiting out a large lump of green stuff with a single vomit.
The green color on her face suddenly faded a lot, but she still fainted with a crisp and neat sound.
“……”
Wonder Woman still didn't have any expression.
Chen Tao exhaled deeply: "I know that the plan to be prepared to deal with teammates and mission objectives seems ridiculous, but this is all just in case. This is not used today, and the victims have even given good reviews. ”
He said solemnly: "Everything is for justice and victory. Although the process is a little strange, the end goal is still achieved, and I am a good thing. ”
But Wonder Woman still didn't speak. Chen Tao was a little worried, if the heroine didn't agree with his plans, then I'm afraid the team would be ...... in the future
"Poof!"
Chen Tao was stunned for a moment.
He looked at Wonder Woman laughing a little blankly, not quite understanding what the other party was laughing at.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Hey, hey. Yes yes yes you're good stuff. The woman put her hands behind her head: "That's right, you are a great ......"
But the woman's words soon came to an abrupt end.
At this point, the group happened to pass through the edge of the thick fog, and the next thing that came into view was not overgrown meadows or endless trees.
Rather, it was a position, a regimental position that was ready for battle.
Everywhere there were soldiers with loaded guns.
And when Chen Tao saw them raise the muzzle of the black hole hole, he knew very clearly:
Their goal is themselves.
(End of chapter)