Chapter 248: How Do I Integrate with the Joker?
"Oh, bats...... My bat. It's been a long time since you've come to see me, it's cold. β
The Batcave is not a single-story building, and perhaps no one knows how many floors he really has except Batman.
And by descending the steps of the bat cave, crossing several portals that require authentication and hidden passages, we can reach the lowest level of the cave-
The cell where the clown is imprisoned.
At this moment, Chen Tao appeared here. He hadn't been here for a long time, and even the food was handled by robots.
For him, there is no obligation to give the clown good food, just starve to death.
"Don't pretend that you've been fighting me for so many years, Clown 33, codename: Martial Artist."
He slowly walked to the transparent cage, where the clown was bound by countless chains, like a rice dumpling. Chen Tao's cheeks, which were covered by the mask, could not be seen to be angry.
"You're nothing more than a defect that has been created, a pathetic stand-in for his criminal myths and legends when the real Joker can't fight me."
Chen Tao said: "But we all know what is going on, it is nothing more than a drama of the antelope relay race." β
Antelope relay race refers to the antelope that looks the same as the same one in front of the hunter, and then relays the race with the hunter, one is tired and hides behind the stone, and then the other one pretends to be the previous one, so as to achieve the visual effect that the antelope seems to have unlimited physical strength.
"Antelope relay? No...... No, no, bat, you're completely mistaken. β
But he heard the clown sneer in front of him.
"Didn't you figure it out? A clown is a clown, and there is no such thing as a replica or an ontology. Every clown is a clown, and we are one. Overall, understand? β
He spoke a little upside down: "Every clown is a part of the clown. β
Chen Tao pursed his lips.
These have nothing to do with him, he is not here to compete with the martial arts clown in front of him for the status relationship between the clown.
He has more important things to do.
Clown? Jokers are outdated. In the face of Darkseid or some other multiverse crisis, it's clear that clowns aren't as important as they are.
Seriously, it's not that he wants to be angry with the clown on purpose, the important thing is that it is: he has forgotten about the clown.
If it weren't for the Clown's loading requirement of "a Joker", he wouldn't have looked at the Joker again, or even made contact with him again, unless one day, like Brainiac, he needs to use the Joker's mind to disgust his opponent.
He pressed the button on the transparent cage, and then the door opened, and he walked generously in front of the clown, looking up and down the chains on the other's body.
He had previously loaded a car (Batman, F-class) and a living dinosaur (Battosaurus, E-class), but never a living person.
This simply doesn't make sense! Is he going to merge with the clown like he fused with a car dinosaur?
What exactly is the Alfrede Protocol doing?
Chen Tao involuntarily had a picture in his mind: he was wearing a battle suit in the style of Dragon Ball, and then bent his waist 90 degrees, intersected the two index fingers of the clown who made the same action, and then shouted and fused, and then just like Gotenx in Dragon Ball, he fused into a laughing bat in a dynamic light effect.
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That's.
Despite the thought in his heart, he still pressed his hand on the Joker's shoulder.
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The Alfred Protocol was unresponsive, and if it were normal, he would have said something like "Dear Batman 52, you've found a Joker".
But now the other party is like dead.
This made Chen Tao breathe a sigh of relief, he was very entangled when he came before, after all, the clown was not the dinosaur and car he loaded before, even if the other party was crazy and perverted, it was at least a living person!
If he didn't hesitate to load the other party like before, and let the other party melt into his body like a wax solution, then what is it, Dr. Cannibal Hannibal Batman version?
I braged to the red hood before that I want to eat people, and the joke came true directly?
Laughing bats can't do anything that heavy.
Now it was clear that he had made the wrong way to load, which had avoided ethical problems, and he didn't have to worry about it now.
However, how to load the clown has become another problem. He's going to load up the Joker before he goes to Atlantis.
Among the countless Batmans he has synchronized so far, Joker is undoubtedly a peculiar existence.
It's not just because he's the only sync object to have anything to do with the Joker, and it's not just because of the fact that the Alfred Protocol repeatedly "error, error, laughing bat, error-" bugs while syncing is the most important problem.
Jokerman - not the Batman of a parallel universe at all!!
Jokerman is the good version of the Joker of Earth 3, and the Joker of that world fell into the chemical raw materials and did not make him evil, but continued to stick to justice and fight against the evil version of the Justice League Crime Syndicate in that world.
It stands to reason that if Chen Tao wants to synchronize Batman in that parallel universe, the object of synchronization should obviously be the evil version of Batman [Night Stalker], not Jokerman.
The Alfred Protocol was often confusing when dealing with things related to the Joker, and he was used to it twice, but now it was different, he wanted to load the Clown, and he urgently needed the Alfred Protocol to give a clear loading method, rather than an abstract description like "find a Joker".
Now that he's found the Joker, but he still can't load it, is he just stuck?
The Alfred Protocol is not a Q&A robot that is smart enough to easily respond to Chen Tao's doubts in real time, and it is impossible to answer him at all, so the scene suddenly fell into a stalemate, so ......
So why not ask about the magical sea ...... Ahem, he naturally has other options.
"Goodbye."
He said to the Joker.
"Bat, are you going to leave now? Sit a little longer! β
Chen Tao walked away expressionlessly.
"Hey, bat! You can't just leave! β
He held out his hand, and the transparent cage closed again.
"The clown will be back! I'll be back! Don't just leave me behind - you know, Batman's ever-greatest enemy is the Joker! β
Ignoring the other party's scolding, Chen Taocheng took the elevator and slowly ascended to the cave.
He walked over to the bat computer.
Soon, the silvery-white particles began to stir, and Chen Tao's appearance changed to that of a bat mage.
He pulled out Shazam's magic book.
"Where is the chivalrous little load in Fangdi, I can make it enough!" (Where is the place where I can load the Joker?) οΌ
That's right, if you can't explain a problem that science can't explain, just leave it to magic. He wanted to see where the magic of divination would lead him.
Divination, which combines Shazam magic and anti-language magic, is at least not too far off in terms of accuracy.
"Huh......?"
Chen Tao lowered his head and frowned.
"How did Loading Clown get involved with this place again?"
He stood up.
On Shazam's magic book, there are a few big words:
Eternal Cellar.
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I am...... Supreme Superman.
I was born in the Origin Universe.
It was a time that was incomparably far away, a time that many stories often say "a long, long time ago."
At that time, the timeline had not been restarted many times as it is now, and it was a golden age of many heroes blooming and glorious.
I was raised by adoptive parents, Naomi Kentjerry.
In the universe I live in, heroes are nothing more than characters from comics, and I was an ordinary person until I was 15 years old...... Inaction.
But when I was 15 years old, Crisis on Infinite Earths happened.
An unprecedentedly powerful villain, [Anti-Monitor], relied on the anti-life equation he mastered to devour one positive matter universe after another, until only 5 positive matter universes were devoured.
The opposite of the anti-watcher, the [Watcher], recruited the heroes and villains of the last 5 universes to fight the [Anti-Watcher] in a decisive battle.
It was at that time that an elderly superman from Earth 2 accidentally traveled to the origin universe of my existence, and Halley's Comet through the sky also triggered my powers, giving me superhuman powers.
Old Superman invited me, and at that time...... Suddenly empowered, I was in high spirits and readily agreed to go with Old Superman to save the universe.
However......
No sooner had I left, the anti-watchdog devoured my Origin Universe, my parents, and my girlfriend, all dead......
I lost everything. But Crisis on Infinite Earths is over.
I saved everything, right? Although the price is that countless universes merge into one, and he can only survive in the [Heavenly Latitude], he cannot come to the new universe......
But I saved the world, I'm a hero!
And yet?
What did that newborn world give me in return?!
Lo and behold, Robin is beaten to death by the Joker (Death of the Family), Green Lantern Hal Jordan is bewitched by parallax monsters and nearly destroys the world (Jade Twilight), and Wonder Woman hangs criminals in front of the whole world......
Zero...... Identity Crisis ...... One tragedy after another!
I thought ...... I thought that by sacrificing so much, we would create a paradise where everyone can live in peace and contentment, and this new universe is hell!
Those heroes of the new world, they are greedy and evil, they are suspicious of each other, they are wary of each other, their morals are low, they easily start to do evil, they obviously have such a beautiful new world, a new world created by the sacrifice of countless people - but they do not know how to cherish it!
Why should I huddle in the latitudes of heaven and suffer the pain of losing my family? They don't deserve to be heroes at all!
I saved the wrong world, and this universe in front of me should be erased, not saved.
Little Lex Luther, who fell into the heavenly dimension with me, prepared a plan with me......
I'm trying to restore the multiverse so that everyone can live in perfect lives as they did in the past.
But the garbage that does not deserve to be called heroes unites.
They actually besieged me! I just want to do something good! I want to restore the prosperity and peace of the universe of the past! As long as the multiverse is restored, we will be able to return to the golden age -
(Note: In the era of the Supreme Superman, the heroes are all morally noble, and a good guy is a good guy, and there is no more complex character core.) Therefore, he comes into contact with heroes with high morals, and cannot tolerate the character shortcomings of the heroes of the new world after the world restarts. οΌ
In those days, every hero was a moral model!
But the trash, who didn't deserve to be called a hero, took me for a bad person, rushed up and besieged me, so that I could not stop it, killed one of them, and became a murderer, a villain!
It's all the stupid heroes of this world who force themselves!
I was so disappointed in the world that I went on a killing spree.
They don't understand that as long as I destroy O'Ala and cause a big bang to destroy this universe, then I can restart the universe again and create a new world! A perfect world!
My former mentor, Superman Sr., is also on the opposite side of me. He knows that the world is so evil and dark, and that our past sacrifices have become meaningless! The golden age will never come back, and Superman still believes in those idiots!!
I fought him, and I beat him to death. But that didn't change the outcome of my eventual fiasco.
I'm trapped in a cage...... As a monster, I was trapped in the Wall of Origin, until now. This is the edge of the universe, and even I can't break free unless someone helps me.
But it's impossible, no one will want to let me go.
A few days ago, a little maggot called the meditative mite visited my cell, but this damn bastard would rather let go of those weak chickens that I could pinch to death with one hand than look at me.
I'm afraid I'll have to be in this dark corner......
Hey?
The Supreme Superman in the cage looked up, and at this time half of his body was glued to the origin wall, and he could only see with his head who it was.
A small iron door condensed in the void in front of him, and behind that iron door was the Eternal Cellar: a transit station that could lead to unknown locations in countless universes. The previous Meditation Mites had also passed through the wall of origin where he had been imprisoned from that position.
"Batman?"
The other party was dressed a little strangely, wearing a mage's cloak, but the Supreme Superman could still recognize him.
The sight of a living person made him excited, and although he knew that the other party could not release him, it still did not prevent him from yelling at the other party:
"Let me go! Let me go! You hateful, stupidβ"
"Shhhh Calm down. β
However, Batman doesn't turn a blind eye to him like the meditative mites before him.
He saw Batman turn his head and said to him in a kind voice, "Now is not the time to release you." Wait, Superman Supreme, I promise you'll have a day of freedom, but can you be a little quieter now? I have other things to do. When I'm done, we'll talk about letting you out. β
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The other party said so seriously, but it made the Supreme Superman stunned for a moment.
Batman, on the other hand, ignored him. Through the door that connected to the Eternal Cellar, Superman Supreme saw the other man standing by a wall, chanting.
"The door opens...... The door is open! I see, the Eternal Cellar can connect to the cages of the horrible monsters of the multiverse, and it can also be used as a transit point to get to other places......"
"Just cast the right magic......"
"Found it!"
Then Superman Supreme watched as Batman lifted his feet and walked directly into a door that popped out of the wall.
Haha, this is also a hole that has been buried for a long time, and when I was writing about Joker, many readers asked: Hey, this is not Batman at all, why is such a guy popping up in a bunch of Batman?
In fact, everyone should be aware of it. Now the protagonist is synchronized with a nightmare Batman of the Dark Knights in every volume, except for Volume 1, and there will be a volume after all, which will be synchronized to the head of the Laughing Bat.
(End of chapter)