Chapter 250: Super Boy Connor and his mom Lex Luthor
Chen Tao carefully observed the smile on his face.
It's a very sunny, very silly smirk, so contagious that when you look at it, you even want to go up with it.
"Awesome, the real clown needs to use laughing gas to make others laugh along with him." Chen Tao muttered to himself in a low voice: "Clown Man did it with just a sunny and cheerful smile!" β
At this time, his face had completely turned pale, and the sunny smile that reached the root of his ears was solidified on his face, but it did not make people feel terrifying at all.
"It's not good, I won't have a smile on my face every day in the future." Chen Tao touched his face.
I can't tell anyone else about it later: this is the world's greatest hero, Batman, ouch, laughing so happily.
If you go to the funeral one day in the future, everyone else is silently mourning, "He is worthy of the name of a hero", is it appropriate for him to have a smiling face on his head?
Chen Tao squeezed his eyebrows and worked hard for a long time, and finally eliminated the almost solidified smile on his face.
In fact, it's not that he can't switch as easily as casually turning his head into an on-board computer, but the point is that smiling is a natural expression of human beings, and it is completely different from being a big dinosaur or a car.
If I have to say a difference, it becomes the in-car computer like lifting or hanging down the arm naturally. Removing the smile from your face feels like raising one eyebrow on its own, and I am afraid that it will take practice to switch between it quickly and freely.
He held back for a while, finally removed the white from his face, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
He flipped through the information that Clown had left him for a moment, then turned his gaze to the metal pod that had produced a corpse.
The device that Jokerman uses to instill memories into his clones, although it turns out that clones can't accept Joker's memories, and Joker's plan fails, but he moves out first.
Then he looked at the other furnishings in the clown cave for a while.
A petri dish of clones prepared by Jokerman for his clone resurrection project...... It should contain the genetic information of the Clown, as well as two embryos that are not fully developed.
Moved.
Hey, and here are some leftover ingredients for making laughing gas? It's just the right thing to use the rest of the ingredients to make a little laughing gas.
Soon, many of these are half-finished products that the Clown Man has done, and the most complicated and time-consuming steps have been completed.
All he needed was a little more tuning......
Chen Tao collected for a while like a burglar, and finally scavenged everything that could be used. He packed everything up, saddled it on his back, and took one last look at the clown hole.
His gaze lingered on the blood-soaked Harley Quinn uniform and the words written on it by the night owls.
Crime Syndicate......
Night stalkers, huh?
Smiles don't die.
It's an idea, an idea that can be passed down, an instinct.
He'll help Clown meet his old rival for a while......
Someday.
Passing through the Magic Portal again, Chen Tao appeared in the Cellar of Eternity, a multiverse transit station that could be reached through Shazam's magical fortress Eternity Rock.
He walked over to a certain wall, synchronized with the bat mage, and whispered some incantations he had learned from Shazam's spellbook.
Soon, the place where the Supreme Superman was imprisoned appeared in his eyes.
His eyes met the reddened eyes.
"It's you...... Batman. β
Chen Tao heard the Supreme Superman speak first: "Let me out, you must be in some trouble, right?" β
Pretty.
In a word, it hits the nail on the head. Chen Tao looked at each other, who said that the Superman family has no good brains? It's just that people don't like to use their brains.
Look at the Supreme Superman, he is obviously so strong, but when he is trapped, he will still seek a chance to get out by peddling his own force.
"Make a deal, Batman. As long as you let me out, I will help you solve the crisis you are facing now, and whoever it is, I can help you defeat him. Then we went our separate ways. You keep you on being your superhero while I find a way to go home, back to my hometown of Origin Earth. We do not foul the water of the well. β
Chen Tao wanted to cheer him when he heard it.
If he hadn't read the comics, he would have almost believed it. The logic of the essence of the so-called "return to the origin earth" of the Supreme Superman is "Wow, I really miss the courtyard, let's blow up this building and build a courtyard house on the ruins!" β
"Don't you ask me who I want you to deal with?"
Chen Tao was a little reluctant.
"Whoever it is, I can help you defeat it." The Supreme Superman said, "The Eternal Council should have recorded my strength. β
"And I don't need to ask who the enemy is," he said. So come on, make a deal. If you're worried, you can even engrave the contract magic on my body and then release me. β
Hearing the words of the Supreme Superman, Chen Tao's eyes were a little colder.
He has read the comics, and he knows very well that the ability of the Supreme Superman is basically the Superman of the Silver Age.
(Note: The Silver Age of DC Comics, from 1956 to 1970, was a time when all the superheroes of that era were powerful and had many strong outrageous settings, second only to the Golden Age.) οΌ
Contract magic? Isn't it a joke that what kind of contract magic works on Superman Supreme?
Superman Supreme has only two weaknesses, one is the green kryptonite of the Origin Universe, and the second is the red sun.
Magic is as ridiculous in front of him as it is at home, so the Supreme Superman is playing with him when he proposes to say something about contract magic at this moment, and he is really stupid to set a contract magic and then release it, I am afraid that it is not the first second of meeting to take a hot bath.
"I can do a lot of things for you, and when the contract ends, I'll turn around and leave......"
Superman Supreme is still trying to make the other party's heart move: "I can ......"
Then he saw Chen Tao show a polite smile towards him, and then took out two bottles of green oil in his left hand, which were the two bottles of enhanced laughing gas that he had just used the remaining raw materials in the clown hole to quickly synthesize.
He directly took out these two bottles of laughing gas and sprayed a large cloud of mist on the face of the Supreme Superman, but he couldn't help the other party, and the corners of the other party's mouth didn't even rise at all.
Chen Tao sprayed twice without believing in evil, and the final result was the same.
"What are you doing, outsider? I want you to help me, I need you to release me, not fill me with ......"
Chen Tao just looked at the Supreme Superman who was glued to the origin wall, didn't the drug laughing gas have any effect on him?
Chen Tao made a decision immediately.
"Goodbye!"
The teleportation portal of the Eternal Cellar vanished abruptly, leaving only the hysterical invectives of Superman Supreme echoing across the endless walls of origin.
Chen Tao closed the door, then squinted his eyes.
The Supreme Superman can indeed be used, but it is clear that he can't be sober. The other party is hopeless, and the drug resistance is still very strong, and the enhanced laughing gas prepared by Clown Man has no reaction to him at all.
His body was naturally resistant to these things that could cause damage to his body, and under the biological standpoint, all the chaotic forces could only slip to their knees.
Unless......
Unless there is something that can give him strength, but it can interfere with his mind and make him insane.
The sober Superman will only "I'm going to kill you all", and the crazy Superman will be an object to be used, rather than a reinforcement who will kill his teammates first.
And Chen Tao has already thought of something that can achieve this goal:
Red Light Ring of Wrath. The Supreme Superman himself is angry enough, and this kind of ring can make him even more angry, and his IQ will also take a big dive, and then add some fierce material......
For now, though, he'll have to find a way to get in touch with the future leader of the Red Lantern Legion, Atositas.
But that's a long-term perspective.
Chen Tao thought.
He looked down at the watch in his hand.
He had another thing to do now, before he went to Atlantis.
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Metropolis.
Luthor's extended Lincoln pulled up on the side of the road, rolling down the window to reveal his shiny bald head as he looked at Superboy Connor Carr surrounded by a large crowd of teenagers.
He coughed in a low voice:
"Give me, get in the car."
A few minutes later, inside the car.
"You're like all brand new products, so far all you've done is be complacent, hanging out with girls and ......"
Zizi Zizi...... Superboy Connor was bored and pressed the window glass, making him click open and close again.
"Don't play with the window glass!" Luthor said.
Then he realized that this sentence sounded a bit like a housewife with a child for the first time, so he suddenly let out a sigh.
"Did you read the newspaper?" He asked.
"Look, it's all over the street." Superboy Connor tilted his head away from Luther.
"And have you read it in detail?" Luthor said, pulling a remote control out of his pocket and summoning an on-board computer screen hidden in the ceiling in the extended Lincoln.
Above is the news that Batman was heavily reported, with the headline "The Hande family who saved the Hande funeral home under the hands of alien monsters", and the fact that he was building a Justice League base.
Next to it is a small missing person notice, to the effect that the Handes are offering a high bounty to find their son William Hand, who has been captured by aliens, to see people in life and corpses in death.
Luthor turned another page, followed by reports about The Flash and Green Lantern. There's also a warm-up promotional poster about Batman's latest movie.
The poster shows Batman wearing an outfit with 8-pack abs, and the shadow cast by his body surrounds the Death Shooter and the Killer Crocodile in the middle. And then in the middle is the title:
Batman: Assault on Arkham
"Cool, this new movie is handsome." Superboy Connor said.
Page 3 shows the shipwrecked ship, pushed back to shore by a mysterious man, with the crew unscathed...... It took five or six pages before they finally saw the picture of Superboy.
"Met's Newest Crime Buster - Super Boy"
"Wow, look, that's me." Superboy straightened his back from his seat.
Luther grimaced as he switched to the next one.
"Super Boy and Teens on the Street, the latest McFarlane 12:1 Hands-on Toy Toy is officially available for pre-order! γ
"......," said Superboy Connor, "there's something wrong with your PR." β
"Do you know what they call you? Super Boy. β
"But...... I'm Superman. β
"They didn't remember the title, and you were supposed to be positioned as a replacement for Superman after he disappeared, but the whole promotion process was a disaster, and while you were active on screen like a clown, Batman and the new heroes in red and green received a lot of media attention.
"This has to be reversed," Luthor said. β
"I've done as well as I can." Superboy Connor said.
The first half of his sentence is quite normal, and the second half of the sentence is a little weird: "As a clone." β
Luthor let out a sigh of rage again.
He never knew that a child who didn't know anything could be so tired:
"Oh come on, so you're genetically modified, but who isn't? There's some DNA here, there's some there, and bam, you're born. Congratulations. β
He watched as Superboy Connor still wouldn't talk to him, eventually losing his patience and squeezing the other man's shoulder.
The first half of his sentence is quite normal, and the second half of the sentence is a little weird.
"The only difference between you and the all-natural child is that I invested more money in making you out. If you're alwaysβ"
Luthor turned back to himself, let go of Superboy Connor's shoulder, and continued.
"So, we're going to change the way we market and make a comeback."
"What am I going to do?" Superboy Connor asked.
"Join the League of Heroes formed by Batman." Lex Luthor said, "Rumor has it that the strongest heroes are meeting in alliance during this time, and they have formed a new alliance. β
"You're a teenage version of Superman, and if we've proven those marketing failures before, the safest thing to do is to tie yourself to Batman."
Luthor said, "Relaunch Project Superman 2.0.01. β
He paused, then continued.
"You'd better get Batman to accept you, or the PR department will be busy all night again. You've had enough of your pleasure before, Super Boy, and I didn't interfere with you too much. But now it's time to act like a man. β
At this time, the car turned a few intersections and suddenly opened up.
Superboy Connor sat up straight and saw a huge building spanning a large area of construction and sitting there.
Then he heard Luthor say, "We're going to meet Batman, he has a job for you......"
Then Luthor's voice was also an octave lower.
"Get me one too."
(End of chapter)