117 Govern the heavens and the earth, and keep people laughing
With a grim smile, Ling Xiaorou picked up a branch from the ground and shook it in front of Lei Zhe's eyes, and Lei Zhe didn't dare to move, for fear that this branch would stab into his eye socket the next moment.
Ling Xiaorou only knocked the branch on his teeth a few times, "It's still weird and strong, I wonder if you can still eat after knocking it off?" ”
Shaking his head, "Twigs knock teeth, it's too laborious, it's not as good as stones." ”
After saying that, he turned around and searched the ground nearby, as if looking for a stone to take advantage of.
When Ling Xiaorou did this, the guards next to her couldn't help but smile and watch, although Miss Biao's courage was not too small, but it was not that they underestimated her, if she really let her hit her teeth with a stone, she might not be able to do it, the last time she abolished a 'leg' of the Song family, Miss Biao's little face turned pale with fright?
What the guards knew Lei Zhe didn't know, seeing Ling Xiaorou spinning around beside him, his heart trembled, in case his proud teeth were gone, and his mouth was not blocked by teeth, would he deflated back? How ugly is that? Even if he is rescued back to Xiyi Kingdom, he will not be able to see anyone in the future.
Ling Xiaorou was really idle and scared him, and after seeing that the goal was achieved, she clapped her hands and walked back to the carriage where she slept before, and she had a good night's sleep.
Getting up early, Ling Xiaorou, who was sleeping energetically, stood in front of Lei Zhe, who was angry, scared and angry, and didn't sleep, and before he could speak, Lei Zhe scolded.
Well, after a night, he was able to close his mouth again, but his cheeks were sore, his mouth was bitter, and he thought that he was harmed by this woman, could Lei Zhe not scold?
Ling Xiaorou listened attentively, and showed a big smile at Lei Zhe, Lei Zhe only thought that she was going to make something bad, and quickly closed her mouth in fright, Ling Xiaorou nodded at him with satisfaction, this is good.
He Louyuan was discussing with Qingsheng on the side how long to go today and where to stay, when he heard Lei Zhe scolding Ling Xiaorou, he frowned and looked over, after seeing Ling Xiaorou's extremely sweet smile, he was a little shaken at the time, and then saw that except for Lei Zhe, almost everyone was a little blushing and shy because of Ling Xiaorou's smile, and He Louyuan's mood was suddenly not beautiful.
Quickly explained a few words to celebrate her birthday, strode towards Ling Xiaorou, grabbed her wrist and pulled her aside, stared at Ling Xiaorou very seriously for a long time, and then said, "In the future, don't laugh if it's okay!" ”
Does this care about the world or other people's laughter? Ling Xiaorou raised her eyebrows at He Louyuan unhappily, He Louyuan blushed slightly, of course he couldn't say that he was jealous when he saw others blushing and heartbeating because of her smile?
Coughed lightly with his hand to his lips: "You have also seen that this time we are escorting the King of Xiyi into Beijing, we must always be vigilant, laughter will make people relax their vigilance......"
Looking at the pressure of this big hat, Ling Xiaorou hurriedly waved her hand, "I know, if you don't smile in the future?" ”
Ling Xiaorou with a serious face appeared in He Louyuan's mind, and his heart suddenly became empty, "You can still laugh when there are only you and me in private." ”
Ling Xiaorou tilted her chin, "That's not possible, you are the prince who rules everything, it is better to be vigilant at all times!" ”
As he spoke, he walked back to her carriage with his hands behind his back, and sure enough, He Louyuan was He Louyuan, and his identity could not change the nature of his eccentric temper.
Since I'm afraid of disturbing the morale of the army, then I won't go out to meet people, right?
The dry food eaten for breakfast because of Ling Xiaorou's strike, and it was also used on the road while walking, and when Ling Xiaorou was resting in the afternoon, she ran to no one to solve her physiological problems, and continued to nest back in the carriage, still eating dry food.
At night, he stopped in a village, borrowed a farmer's house to set up camp, and asked people to carry Lei Zhe, who was packed in a box, into the house and sent someone to guard it.
Dinner was made by the farmer's aunt, even if there was oil and salt, the taste was still very bland, and the things were almost the same, but there was no taste made by Ling Xiaorou.
Qingsheng and the guards stared at He Louyuan resentfully, although they didn't know what Miss Ling Biao was messing with, but it must have been caused by the prince.
Ling Xiaorou ate dinner in the house, and He Louyuan almost looked forward to it.
The food was hard to swallow, and everyone ate everything into their stomachs almost with tears in their eyes, and couldn't help but sigh that Miss Mingbiao's cooking skills were amazing, but they had to eat so coarsely, whose fault was it? Looking at He Louyuan's gaze, he became even more resentful.
He Louyuan chewed two buns and couldn't eat them anymore, looking at the rest of the food and sighed in his heart, knowing that she would be angry...... He still would rather be hungry than see Ling Xiaorou smile at others.
Well, He Louyuan admitted that Ling Xiaorou was much more important than buns in his heart.
In comparison, only Lei Zhe is very full, hungry for a day, he has long been close to his heart, the steamed buns with meat and noodles are so delicious, even the king of a country in Xiyi can rarely eat such beautiful food as steamed buns.
As a result, He Louyuan asked people to send the rest of the buns to Lei Zhe, so as not to waste food, Lei Zhe ate and ate, accidentally ate too much, and lay on the bed and hummed.
Got up early, Ling Xiaorou, who was also tortured by food and couldn't stand it, finally came out to wash her hands and cook, a big pot of salted meat porridge, and a large pot of corn tortillas made of bacon, shallots, and cornmeal, mixed with sour and hot shredded potatoes, and a cucumber, and the seemingly simple breakfast was welcomed by everyone as soon as it was served.
Even the aunt of the farmer's family kept sniffing, but it was a pity that a group of wolf-like men even scraped the bottom of the pot clean, and there was no bite left.
Lei Zhe, who learned that breakfast was gone, smelled the aroma of porridge, meat, corn, and the cool cucumber fragrance, he was already very calm, it seemed that as long as Ling Xiaorou cooked by herself, he would not have his share, so although what others did not smell like she did, at least he didn't have to worry about being hungry.
After breakfast and set off again, Lei Zhe was still thrown into the box, fortunately, the box was big enough, and there were air holes, and he was not afraid that he would suffocate, compared to the coffin that Ling Xiaorou was locked up in the beginning, he was much happier.
After eating the breakfast made by Ling Xiaorou, the guards were all in good spirits, even He Louyuan also touched his lower lip from time to time, it was obviously the same ingredient, and after Ling Xiaorou's skillful hands, it became extremely delicious, He Louyuan couldn't help but feel proud.
Although Ling Xiaorou would come out of the carriage to cook when she didn't live in a hotel or when she was sharp, the cold appearance still made the guards very unaccustomed, and they didn't know how the prince provoked it.
He Louyuan was not used to Ling Xiaorou who didn't talk or laugh like this, and began to doubt whether his decision not to laugh was right or wrong, but obviously he wanted to please him at this time, and Ling Xiaorou didn't give him a chance, he didn't even look at him out of the corner of his eye, even if he had something to say to him, he let others pass on the word, which really tortured him enough.
Compared with He Louyuan's mental torture, Lei Zhe was suffering from both physical and mental torture, Ling Xiaorou could eat a bite when he cooked too much, and he could only smell when he made too little, so he walked hungry and full for another three days, and there were still six or seven days away from the capital.
Ling Xiaorou breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the calm and calm along the way, presumably no one would come to save Lei Zhe, this Xiyi King was too much of a failure, who knows if it would be useful to catch him back, what if someone else on the Xiyi side would have already seized power?
He Louyuan and the others were not as optimistic as Ling Xiaorou thought, they knew Lei Zhe's influence in Xiyi, and it was absolutely impossible for the people of Xiyi to watch Lei Zhe being escorted to the capital of the Great Yan Kingdom and not come to save him.
There was a heavy rain at night, the rain stopped when I got up in the morning, but the clouds were thick, the road was full of water, and the horses' hooves splashed on it, Ling Xiaorou sat in the car and felt a little restless, always feeling that something was going to happen, but I felt that it was probably because the weather was bad, and my mood was depressed.
After walking all morning, the sky finally cleared at noon, the dense dark clouds were dispersed, Ling Xiaorou's mood also cleared up with the weather, from time to time to look at the turbulent river outside the left car window, and from time to time to look at the sloping hills outside the right car window, and then you can have lunch after walking through this narrow path.
Suddenly, I heard a thunderous roar in front of the convoy, and suddenly people turned on their backs, and He Louyuan stopped drinking.
Ling Xiaorou's heart 'chuckled', is this someone coming to save Lei Zhe?
Knowing that going out at this time would only add to the chaos, Ling Xiaorou tried her best to shrink into the carriage without making any noise, so as not to distract He Louyuan.
The sound of shouting and killing outside and the sound of weapons colliding sounded in one place, Ling Xiaorou only felt that her palms were full of sweat, they were all worried about He Louyuan and his men, thinking of their brave performance when they fought Ding Caiwang's people in the past, I hope that this time I can also show my might and kill the enemy back.
When Ling Xiaorou was muttering and praying to He Louyuan and the others to kill the enemy, two screams almost sounded in her ears, and then the curtain of the carriage was raised, and a heroic unfamiliar face appeared at the door of the carriage, and when she saw Ling Xiaorou in the carriage, the one glared at Ling Xiaorou, "Come here!" ”
Listening to the voice, Ling Xiaorou realized that this was actually a woman, and after taking a closer look, she looked pretty, but her eyebrows were thicker.
Of course, Ling Xiaorou couldn't be so obedient, so she hid in the carriage again, but the person jumped directly onto the car, grabbed Ling Xiaorou's collar and dragged the person out of the car.
When she came out of the carriage, Ling Xiaorou saw two guards lying on the ground, presumably protected by her carriage before, looking at the large blood stains on their chests, she didn't know if they were alive or not.
Ling Xiaorou screamed, at this time, she didn't care about her image or not, and it was the key to inform He Louyuan that she was arrested.
Perhaps annoyed by Ling Xiaorou's screaming, the woman tapped twice on the back of Ling Xiaorou's neck, and Ling Xiaorou also tried the taste of being pointed.
He Louyuan was fighting with someone, and when he heard Ling Xiaorou's shout, his hand shook, and the knife that was originally going to cut off half of the enemy's head was crooked by an inch, just cutting off a piece of his scalp, even so, it scared the person's face, and He Louyuan made up for it again, resulting in his life.
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