Chapter 40: Jokes
Just when Shen Yunxi was struggling with whether to climb the window, Lu Jinzhou had already gotten up and walked to the door, "Since you wake up, freshen up quickly and go to the front hall for breakfast." ”
"That'...... Don't need a demo? ”
Shen Yunxi looked at him blankly, but saw Lu Jinzhou's jade body standing tall, and a little light sprinkled in, as if a layer of mist was around him, and he couldn't be more moist.
"No, you don't."
Somehow, she seemed to hear a chuckle.
Until Lu Jinzhou walked away, Shen Yunxi was still stunned and couldn't come back to his senses.
"Did he just laugh at me?"
09 Coming out to answer the call actively: [Based on scientific and objective calculations......]
"Speak human words."
[After testing, the task subject's sentiment value is 78, the mood is good, it should be a joke, you are right.] 】
"Needless to say, the latter sentence will be said." Shen Yunxi rolled his eyes speechlessly.
But if 09 has an entity, he can be punched by her a few times a day.
[The total amount of blessing you have received is 28 points, and after deducting yesterday's negative growth, there are 12 points remaining.] 】
"So much?"
Shen Yunxi was surprised for a moment, but this was not the most surprising, because in the next second, there was a black kitten with only four snow-white paws lying on her shoulder.
[If you need it, 09 can provide you with a physical guide service. As he spoke, 09 licked his paws lazily, no different from ordinary cats.
"At what cost?"
Thinking of its sentence that a gentleman loves money and takes it in a good way, Shen Yunxi couldn't help but ask more vigilantly.
[There is no price, it's just to eat something, after all, living organisms need food to replenish nutrients. 】
09 wagged his tail slightly, as if he was satisfied with this body.
"I can see that you just want to eat and drink for nothing." Shen Yunxi grabbed its ear and snorted coldly.
[It's okay not to eat and drink for nothing, I rely on blessing ......]
"Change back." Shen Yunxi was still stroking its ears in the last second, and the next second he was immediately ruthless.
[No change.] 】
One person was in a stalemate for a long time, and finally Shen Yunxi was defeated first.
Forget it, let's just pick up a stray cat, it doesn't seem unacceptable to think about it.
[It's not a stray cat, it's a pet cat.] 】
"If you talk more, you'll be sent out wandering."
09 shook for a moment, and finally meowed a little reluctantly.
I don't know anything else, it should be true that I want to eat and drink for nothing.
After Yusang brought hot water and finished washing her makeup, the group went to the front hall, at first she thought that it would be too early for breakfast at this point, but she didn't expect that everyone else had already arrived except her, and even Xiaotuanzi sat obediently at the table.
There is a sense of déjà vu when I was the last to go to the classroom when I was a student, and I haven't been in class yet, so she's the only one who hasn't come.
Yu Guang caught a glimpse of her coming, and Lu Jinzhou nodded with Yuxiang: "Tell the dining room to send it early." ”
As he spoke, he coughed uncontrollably, more violently than before, and the air was filled with a strong smell of ginger tea.
"You have a cold?"
Lu Jinzhou obviously didn't understand what she meant: "What? ”
Shen Yunxi's eyelids jumped, remembering that there was no word for cold in their cognition, and then hurriedly changed his words: "I was cold yesterday?" ”
"The prince's body is already weak, and not everyone is as strong as the princess, and he is refreshed after a rain."
Liufeng stood behind Lu Jinzhou and couldn't help but say with a cold face.
As soon as he finished speaking, he was pinched by Hui Xue's arm on the back foot: "As far as you can speak, can you pretend to be dumb?" ”