"Bathtub ???"

Outrageous open the door to outrageous, outrageous to home.

Shi Zhouhao Ah Di stepped forward directly, cut down the scout with a knife, and re-dispatched a cronie to find out the situation on the river.

What a joke, the three armies crossed the river with a bathtub, do you think it's a myth?!

Do you have to find a storyteller to sing a paragraph to you?

Moments later, the cronie returned to the tent with a look of tears on his face.

"Bathtub?"

"Bathtub."

“.”

Shi Zhou Hao'a went up and slashed people again.

But this time, he believed it, and he simply wanted to cut people.

After cutting people, Shi Zhouhao Ah Hu also vented some emotions, and transferred Shi Zhou Hao Ah Hu to his Liu Bin and welcomed him into the account.

The two men in the tent, staring at each other, were blindfolded.

If the Han army used sampans, even rafts, and even knives, guns, and sticks, they were tied up and used as ferries to cross the river.

They are all acceptable.

Moreover, it will not raise any idea of being an enemy of the Han army on the river, and will never carry out an interception station on the river.

will only choose to die, stick to the coast, and block the large-scale landing of the Han army.

But if it's a bathtub.

Rather than calling it a means for the Han army to cross the river, it is better to say that it is specifically to mock and pull hatred.

They laid heavy troops along the Yangtze River, and they were extremely cautious, and the enemy army was so arrogant that they crossed the river with a bathtub, who could bear it?!

"Kill out, let the soldiers board the boat into the river, and knock over all these bathtubs for me!!"

Taking a step back, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and Shi Zhou's temper roared directly.

He was already furious, and in anger, he slammed on the corpse on the ground and kicked a few times, but he was still angry:

"Liu Pheasant dares to bully me like this!!"

"Your Highness."

Liu Bin's voice came from behind him, and Shi Zhouhao turned his head sharply and scolded:

"You want to stop me?"

Shi Zhouhao and Ah Di led troops to Jingbei, which was to catch ducks on the shelves.

Even if it is absolutely impossible to surrender the Donghu nobles, the sons of the Khan, it is one thing to surrender or not, and it is another thing to fight or not.

If he doesn't surrender, will he be able to compete with the Han army?

If it weren't for the fear of being cut by his father, Shi Zhouhao would definitely choose to run rampant in Chengdu City, so why go to the front line to ask for hardship?

Shi Zhou Haocong's body has not been brought back, and I don't know who is cheaper for his wife and daughter's wealth!

But now that the Han army has bullied him to such a point, even if Liu Bin wants to stop him, he will definitely go down with a knife, and he will never say anything.

Liu Bin hurriedly shook his head and explained:

"No, it is indeed a good opportunity for His Highness to fight at this time."

"No matter how brave and good the Han army is, the bathtub is a bathtub after all."

"Although the water of the Yangtze River is not as turbulent as the waves on the sea, it is not a small bathtub that can be pressed."

"The Han army's move must have raised arrogance after a series of battles."

"I felt that our army did not dare to fight, so I crossed the river by the bathtub, wanting to transport all the troops to the opposite bank as soon as possible, so as to continue to attack the city."

"Oh?"

At this time, Shi Zhouhao suddenly turned around and faced Liu Bin:

"Then in the opinion of the military advisor, will Liu Pheasant have any conspiracy?"

After Shi Zhouhao was on the top for a while, he still regained his senses.

Emperor Han is full of tricks, and such a bizarre thing as crossing the river in the bathtub naturally has to be considered.

If it's a fraud, it's miserable.

Liu Bin shook his head and said:

"It's hard."

"There are rivers on all sides, even if there is a plan, the bathtub and the soldiers of the Han army in the bathtub are all facts."

"Our army has a warship in Gangneung Harbor, a standard warship, although it has been a long time to fight in battle, but to deal with a small bath, it can be captured."

"As long as you can let the soldiers of the Han army drown in the river, even if it is a plan?"

"With the current situation, one for one, or even five for one, as long as a large number of Han soldiers can be killed, King Khan will definitely reward His Highness."

Shi Zhouhao listened with some emotion.

It is indeed difficult to deal with the Han army, but since it is difficult, it also shows that once you succeed, you will be able to obtain great military achievements and be recognized by the clansmen.

He doesn't want to win, as long as he can kill enough Han soldiers, so that the Han army cannot maintain the Northern Expedition, and give Shi Zhou's troops a chance to breathe, he will be a great achievement.

The merit was even able to subjugate all the Donghu people in the Shizhou Hao Division, and even in the Eight Divisions of Donghu.

Shi Zhouhao looked at Liu Bin, with a trace of special emotion in his eyes, and said:

"Then you go, you are also good at leading troops, so take the soldiers to board the boat and enter the river and knock over the bathtubs of those Han soldiers."

"It can be regarded as making up for the merits, Jingnan has fallen, and the military advisor is not to blame!"

Liu Bin:.

I have no grievances with you, so why do you want to harm me?

And the matter of Jingnan, King Khan has let go, and he has found Shi Zhou Haocong to take the blame, and you still hold on to it?

Shi Zhouhao began to be angry:

"Didn't the military advisor say that even if it was a plan, it was worth a try?"

"No, no, no, with the ability of a military advisor, with my Donghu elite, and with sharp weapons, I can't deal with hundreds of bathtubs?"

"Yes."

Liu Bin silently accepted the order, not that he ate the method of agitation.

It was Shi Zhouhao's identity that made him only obey.

And it is indeed worth a try, once those bathtubs can be overthrown, even if the Han army that falls into the water cannot die, it can greatly delay the Han army's crossing of the river.

By the time the landing battle is reached, maybe it will be a few months away.

For the current Donghu people, if they can delay the time of the Han army's northern expedition and delay the speed of the march, it will be considered a success.

Soon Liu Bin took the soldiers and boarded the boat into the river.

The Donghu soldiers on the ship looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief, and an inexplicable anger and humiliation surged in their hearts.

On the surface of the river, dense bathtubs are arranged in one piece, like lotus flowers floating on the water.

On each bathtub sat a soldier of the Han army, holding a blade, swinging left and right.

"What the hell is this?"

A Donghu soldier shouted in astonishment.

"Are these Han people crazy? Actually crossed the river with a bathtub?! ”

Another Donghu soldier laughed mockingly.

The little pawns below won't think about your intrigues.

Just looking at the bathtub crossing the river, he laughed, isn't this kind of thing outrageous enough?

It's ridiculous.

The ships under them are not very good ships, but they are also serious warships.

Directly put it on him, and under one hit, he can also bring over four or five bathtubs.

How do you lose?

"Hahaha! Look at these idiots! I've never seen such a ridiculous method of warfare! ”

The soldiers of the Donghu people are extremely optimistic.

Liu Bin didn't smile, and asked Shi Zhouhao Ahu to give him dozens of brave soldiers, protect him, be extra cautious, and after a little examination of the river, he raised his sword and said:

"Listen to me, you have a good performance today, sink a few more baths, and Your Highness will be rewarded!"

The Donghu soldiers on the ship roared in the Donghu language.

Among them, there are some people who are afraid of the Han soldiers, but it does not mean that they are afraid of the bath.

Liu Bin looked at the Donghu soldiers behind him and said to himself:

"Maybe there's a chance."

Then he continued to order:

"Give the order to go down, set sail, and prepare to meet the enemy."

"The fleet sailed out from the coast, in a long snake formation, first with a rain of arrows to cover the bathtub, there is no cover in the bathtub, and the space is narrow, even if the shield is raised, as long as the arrows covered are enough, and even let the enemy move too much, the bathtub can be unbalanced!"

"After three salvos, the two-winged ships of the head and tail of the snake will wrap around from the left and right directions, keep the rain of arrows covered, and surround the Han army in the center of the river until all the baths are sunk!"

"In addition, once the ferry of the Han army in the rear is speeding up, withdraw immediately!"

Liu Bin didn't plan to fight to the death.

Among the Han army there were not only bathtubs, but also ferries.

Although most of them are only civilian fishing boats and merchant ships, they are not as good as serious warships.

But as long as it's not a bathtub, it's a great threat to them, and you can't face them head-on.

And his goal, from beginning to end, is the bathtub that is at the forefront, as if he wants to be a pioneer, and he looks at it and is easy to bully.

"Set sail!"

On each ship, a neat drum sounded.

The white sails were raised, embroidered with wolf heads, and hunted in the river wind.

"North wind."

Liu Bin groaned, the current wind direction is also one of his confidence in daring to fight on the river.

Under the north wind, there is no need to worry about fire attacks, and they can use rockets to threaten the dense fleet of the Han army.

However, he didn't think about using rockets, in case the Han army found a loophole, or if the north wind suddenly changed to the south wind, then he would ask for his own hardship.

It's enough to just bully the bathtub with a.

The fleet of the Donghu people sailed out of the shore neatly and went straight to the bathtub in the center of the river.

"Strategist, it's about five miles from the bathtub."

Liu Bin stood at the bow of the boat, looked at the Han army bathtub in the distance, and shook his head in his heart.

Although I don't know what it means, this bathtub crossing the river is indeed a stinky move.

Sampans, boats, and even the most basic formations can be posed.

The bathtub can't even be put out in a formation, it's just so confused, on the river, it is already very good to be able to maintain balance and keep moving forward while not sinking.

Donghu Shishu, it's not so easy to deal with!

If the Han army only won a few battles and did not take Donghu soldiers in their eyes at all, sooner or later they would have suffered a big loss.

However, Liu Bin did not underestimate the enemy because of this, and constantly asked his cronies to report the distance between the two sides, and waited for it.

"Strategist, the two sides are two miles apart."

Liu Bin squinted, he could even see the ropes on those bathtubs.

Can't put in formation, so connect with each other with ropes?

What a chain basin.

However, this can indeed make the bathtub more stable, even if one or two bathtubs occasionally turn over, you can also follow the rope to rescue the soldiers who fell into the water.

Seeing this scene, Liu Bin had a strong urge to shoot a rocket directly and set it on fire.

But he still resisted his inner impulse and rationally chose a steady salvo.

"The whole army aims at the bathtub of the Han army and releases arrows!"

Thousands of Donghu soldiers drew their bowstrings, and arrows rained down on the bathtub of the Han army on the opposite side.

Although crossing the river in the bathtub is very abstract, the soldiers of the Han army are not stupid, and those who carry the bathtub are all sword and shield soldiers.

They raised their shields one after another, clinging to the bathtub, desperately resisting the arrows of the Donghu people.

Arrows pierce the side of the tub or cause a splash.

A few rounds of arrows rained down, and soon there were a large number of bathtubs, unbalanced and shaking.

But the danger was even more dangerous, and none of the bathtubs overturned and sank.

The soldiers of the Han army were silent, and they were a little strange in their hearts, maybe this bathtub crossed the river, and there was really a bit of metaphysics?

Liu Ke was even more sure in his heart, without Liu Yu's [old driver] destiny, he relied on the [Gaoliang River Car God] and [Self-driving Tour] to make the boat safe and sound under the wind and waves of the sea.

Now there is an [old driver] destiny, although he is only driving a donkey's head bathtub, but under him is just the Yangtze River water whose wind and waves are far inferior to the sea.

Even if the bathtub really turns over and sinks, isn't there still a wheel that can be used as a lifebuoy!

According to Liu Ke's estimate, if these mandates of heaven are combined, and the next time they cross the river, they will be able to directly smuggle all the people into the bathtub, and the enemy army will not be able to react.

"This, this."

Liu Bin looked at the stray bathtub in front of him, his eyes widened, and he couldn't believe that all this was true.

Under his orders, thousands of Donghu warriors fired another volley, and arrows rained down on the bathtub array.

However, the tub only swayed from side to side in the rain of arrows, and still did not sink, like a pool of fallen leaves on a pool of rain.

It's okay to spin, but you want it to sink?

No way!

The Donghu soldiers were also dumbfounded, watching this scene in disbelief.

The arrows they shot with all their might couldn't crush these seemingly fragile baths??

I couldn't help but feel an indescribable emotion in my heart.

"How is that possible?!"

Some Donghu people lost their voices and muttered to themselves.

They were soldiers and horses transferred from Sichuan and Shu, and they had also experienced a fierce three-way battle with the Bald Department and the Qiyan Department before.

Seen all kinds of stubborn enemy troops.

But I didn't expect to meet such an outrageous opponent today.

Liu Bin's face also became difficult to look at, this bathtub obviously looked at how to pull it across, but the scene at this moment made him feel extremely depressed.

It was impossible to sink the bathtub of the Han army, which only made people feel unprecedented frustration and confusion.

"Strategist! Strategist! Bump, bump, bump!! ”

An adjutant general shouted in horror behind Liu Bin.

I saw several bathtubs, at an incomprehensible speed, rushing over and crashing directly into a small ship.

The donkey's head on the tub even seemed to hit the pillar, and it went forward.

Although Gangneung Port has a ship, they are all old models that have been eliminated for many years, and there are no crossbow warehouses or spear windows, and once they are approached, there are basically not many means to fight back.

Moreover, the Donghu tribe other than the Puliuru tribe basically does not pay attention to the water master.

Not only did he not pay attention to it, but in order to balance the eight tribes of Donghu and ensure his own rule, Qiyan Silie would also restrict the tribes except the Puliuru tribe and develop sailors.

Make sure that each clan has its own focus.

For example, the Shi Zhou Hao Department, they are more inclined to large equipment to attack and defend the city, but the Han Emperor directly flooded Changsha, and did not give them the opportunity to defend the city with large equipment at all.

This also led to the fact that although there were warships in Gangneung Port, they were negligent in training.

If you deal with a real bathtub, of course, there is no difficulty.

But if the face is open to the hanging bathtub.

"The ship is sinking, hurry, all jump ship immediately!"

A Qu Chang shouted to the soldiers under his hands, he didn't even have time to think about how the mere bathtub could be so accelerated, he just held his breath and jumped directly into the river.

But jumping ship only avoided the fate of the ship's wreckage and death.

Once they fall into the river, they can't help it.

Although the bathtub has all its disadvantages, it is much easier to deal with enemies in the water than on a ship.

Qu Chang, who gave the order, didn't live long.

A bathtub that hit him at a high speed directly opened the scoop.

Although his hands were still waving desperately on the water, his legs were kicking wildly, and he was struggling hard, he could only gurgle and drink a few sips of river water, and slowly, he stopped struggling and turned into a wave.

The bathtub began to ram around, and it didn't sink anyway, and Shen also had wheels, and it was a reckless collision against the stern.

Change the bathtub and make blood!

The small stern was directly hit by a series of collisions and capsized the boat, but the larger one followed the laws of physics, but it was crooked, and the bow and stern could not be found.

Have you ever seen a bumper car in a playground?

The bathtubs on the river are like bumper cars, touching this and hitting that.

Under the impact of the Han army's bathtub, the ships in the middle section were almost paralyzed.

Similar to the chaos on the river, when the bathtub began to crash into a breath, Shi Zhou's scalp on the shore was also numb.

He roared angrily:

"The bathtub of the horse, and dare to take the initiative to hit our ships?"

"Can you really hit a horse?!"

"Mingjin collects the troops, let the soldiers withdraw quickly! Go to herald! ”

He never expected that the bathtub still had this kind of power, so he quickly grabbed the collar of a crony next to him and asked him to beat the drum and order the withdrawal of the army.

Although Shi Zhouhao is as brutal as his father, he is not brainless.

On the contrary, he has been familiar with military books since he was a child, and although he is only a middle-aged person, he also has some ability.

It's not as good as those famous generals, but as a general, it's still passing.

Now they can't even beat the weakest bathtub of the Han army, and they naturally don't have any advantage when fighting on the river.

Hurriedly ordered Mingjin to retreat, retreat to the shore, and continue to deploy defenses to block the landing of the Han army, which was the only way.

Knock Knock –

The rapid sound of gold sounded, afraid that Liu Bin would be too far away to hear it, and the shore was still waving a flag on the tower, reminding Liu Bin to retreat quickly.

Liu Bin listened to the sound of the drum and saw the flag, but he was helpless.

The bathtub is so fierce, of course he wants to withdraw the army!

But it has been killed in the middle of the battle by the bathtub, and the ships in the middle have been completely unable to listen to the command, and even have a tendency to continue to spread outward.

In such a situation, how can it be easily withdrawn?

The surrounding area is full of boats that have been hit by bathtubs and turned over on their backs, and it is not easy to turn around now!

"Order, continue according to the original plan!"

Liu Bin gritted his teeth and gave orders, and what has not fallen into chaos now is the ships on both wings.

That is, the head and tail of the snake, which were originally intended to be used for the boat.

He personally waved the flag, let the ships on both wings outflank, and crashed directly into the bath.

Let the bathtub speed up, with an inexplicable impact, and crash into your own ship, and it will indeed cause an accident.

But what if they bump into it on their own initiative?

The speed of the bathtub has not risen, and the raft can be much larger than the bathtub, and the bathtub will definitely sink!

The ships on both wings scattered, and Liu Bin ordered at the same time:

"Shoot arrows, salvo!"

Whoosh, with Liu Bin's order, ten thousand arrows were fired.

If the ship wants to collide, it is indispensable to cover it with arrows.

For a while, there was another rain of arrows, and the scene was extremely chaotic.

And under the rain of arrows, the two wings that rushed to the bathtub at full speed were the real intentions of the Donghu people.

Archery can't overturn, I'm riding a horse and driving the boat directly into the head office, right?!

"Knock the boat over, just hit it!!"

However, something even more surprising happened.

The shape of this bathtub is round.

What is round has no edges and corners.

The ship hit the bathtub, but the round bathtub slipped over.

The bow of the boat hit the bathtub, which spun around, turned to the side of the hull against the bow, unloaded the impact, and then swung aside.

Nothing happened.

Even the Donghu people on the raft could still see the soldiers of the Han army on the bathtub, and in front of their eyes, they turned around for several days.

Looking at his expression, he seems to be a little confused.

Also, the bathtub is nothing, you are spinning and turning in it, and it is easy to get dizzy.

Changed from a bumper car to a merry-go-round.

The Donghu soldiers were shocked, and originally thought that they could hit the bathtub casually.

Unexpectedly, it became a laughing stock, as if a punch was hit on the cushion, and there was no strength at all.

Liu Bin looked at the unbelievable scene in front of him, and the whole person was crazy.

He stared blankly at the river bath, unable to believe his eyes.

"How is this possible?"

He muttered to himself, the expression on his face was only shocked and stunned.

He thought that hitting the bathtub with the stern would definitely break this seemingly fragile formation, and he would be able to take it safely.

However, the reality is so ironic, the bathtub is more slippery than basketball.

Liu Bin's mind was a little confused, and he tried to clear his thoughts, but the resourcefulness that claimed to be a hundred steps could not explain everything that was happening in front of him.

The bathtub is supposed to be brittle, yet so tough.

The stern is supposed to be powerful, but it is easily relieved by the bathtub.

He can even understand the torrential rain that is rare in Changsha County in a hundred years, and even the regeneration of the Martial Saint and the crossing of the Yin Soldiers, it is not impossible.

In a sense, these are actually a kind of art of war and a kind of strategy.

But he never understood this unbelievable bathtub.

Is this reasonable?

This seems reasonable.

But this pedal should not be reasonable!

"Be careful!"

While Liu Bin was stunned, a member of the soldiers shouted victoriously.

Liu Bin didn't react in time, and several bathtubs hit the stern where he was, and there were several loud bangs.

Liu Bin was directly knocked to the ground unsteadily.

Only then did he sober up and staggered to his feet.

It's just that my brain is still buzzing, and I don't know if it's a fall or a shock.

Like the walking dead, he shook his head numbly and looked at the soldiers on the deck.

I saw that the Donghu people on the deck were all hugging their heads and running around, completely losing their will to fight.

Liu Bin staggered to the bow of the ship and ordered the soldiers who were at the helm:

"Turn the ship around, we will return to the shore at once, and we must not die here!"

(End of chapter)