Volume 1: Return to the Heavenly God Villa Chapter 82 Play with Lao Tzu
The ruin bracelet is brilliant, and the white light flashes away, dazzling.
Suddenly, there were two middle-aged men with quite good temperament, their figures like rainbows, and they quickly appeared from the wrist bracelet.
Standing on the stage.
One man had waist-length black hair, very smooth and straight hair, a tall and thin figure, and wore a turquoise gown.
There was no combat weapon to admire, only a heavy wine gourd in his hand, which looked quite delicate, was bright red in color, and the contrast with the green shirt was eye-catching, which could be described as extremely bright.
The other man had short hair, a little bit against his scalp, short and fat, full of meat, and a scruffy beard that was not very trimmed.
Wearing a wide black cloak, he holds a short-handled plate axe in both his left and right hands, one gold and one silver, and the axe is carved with extremely exquisite patterns, which adds a lot of domineering color.
These two men, one tall and one short, one thin and one fat, have no half of the facial features to compliment, and they are below average, and passers-by can win.
It's just that at this moment, the kind of aura that they exude from their whole bodies is truly different, but it is far beyond the eighty-eight and sixty-four streets of ordinary monks, which is beyond people's reach.
"Jidu Rahu, are you two fucking asleep in there? How many times has Lao Tzu shouted 'sword', and his voice is about to shout split, so you are willing to come out?! Next time, do I have to beg my aunt to tell my grandmother to ask you to come out? ”
The green-robed young man floating in the air in the Vulcan Law Picture scolded loudly, "Dad scolded you for a wine bag and a rice bag at the beginning, and I also helped with a few good words, but now it seems that hehe, it's half a cent!" But if the two of you come out a little later, just wait to collect the body of this son and take a dead Ling Zhen back to the Divine Villa! ”
The short and fat man in the black cloak, with a sad face and particularly innocent eyebrows and eyes, said in a wailing voice: "Big young master, stop your anger! We swear that we will never dare again, this time it is indeed a little slower, next time, as long as we hear the word 'sword' from the young master, no, the two of us will definitely come out of the ruins immediately, and we will not delay at all! ”
Ling Zhen, who was floating in the body of the Fire Spirit Law Phase, snorted and looked condescendingly at the other person below, the green-shirted man who was tall and thin, and carried a red wine gourd in his hand.
Ling Zhen, the eldest young master of Shenshan Villa, raised his eyebrows slightly and asked, "Luo Hu's attitude of admitting his mistakes is barely okay, how are you, Jidu?" ”
The man who carried wine with straight and long hair that was scattered to his waist, his face did not have any drunken ruddy luster, his face was as usual, but his eyes narrowed slightly, he burped a lot, and then bowed sharply, holding the bright red wine gourd, saluted to the position where Ling Zhenfa was located, and said: "Don't dare to commit it again, let me punish myself for a few sips......"
Then he drank bitterly from the mouth of the jug.
"I'm going to punish you for a big bus!"
Ling Zhen suddenly roared angrily, "This guy is very drunk again, hey, Luo Hu, tell me the truth, during this period of time, has this guy been drinking and never stopped?!" ”
The fat man with the axe hesitated for a moment, in the end he was still afraid of the stern authority of the young master of the villa, nodded his head, and said: "Don't hide it from the young master, it's true, and it's accurate, since he entered the ruins, he really drank non-stop, I persuaded him many times, but I couldn't persuade him, he still came to pull me to drink, where can I compare with him?" It's so much easier to ...... all of a sudden."
When Ling Zhen heard this, he laughed angrily, and said "hehe" a few times in a row, then raised his voice and scolded in a loud voice: "It's really good, it's just too good!" A 'wine and meat return to the ruins', wine ponds and meat forests, with fine wine as ponds and delicacies as mountains and forests, can give you happiness and enjoyment! Coincidentally, there is no book, how can this be so suitable for the two of you to return to the secret realm, as if it was tailor-made? I guess if you stay there for a few more years, I'm afraid you won't even be able to talk, and your mind will be full of wine and meat! ”
Tall, thin, fat and short, one wine and one meat.
These two men who emerged from the ruins of wine and meat were two of the members of the Twelve Divine Generals of the Three Stars of the Divine Mountain Villa.
"Dionysian General", Jidu.
"Meat God General", Rahu.
These two people are the two powerful generals in the villa that Ling Zhen brought with him before the start of his trip to the south, as self-defense bodyguards to prevent all kinds of accidents that will be encountered on the way!
Since in addition to these two people, there were also five thousand Zhenwu Iron Horsemen specially dispatched by the owner of the village, Master Ling, so the wine and meat ruin bracelet that Ling Xiaoxiao owned containing the secret realm came in handy.
Going out, on the surface, it seems that there are only Ling Zhen and Ling Xiaoxiao, the Ling family sisters and brothers, but in fact, there are still half a thousand cavalry soldiers, as well as two god generals who protect the village, and they honestly stay inside the wine and meat ruins.
In fact, Ling Zhen was still dissatisfied with this, after all, the ruins where he stayed in retreat for four years were red and dry, and the environment was so bad that it could not be worse.
Why can this group of soldiers, as well as those two gods and generals with good wine and meat, be so comfortable and enjoy delicious food and good wine?
The strong contrast between being able to endure for four years and others being able to enter a place of extreme comfort as soon as they enter the secret realm of the ruins is really too unfair!
But considering that even if he is an elite and powerful horseman, staying in a terrible place like the Red Refining Ruins for a period of time and enduring all the hardships will cost him half of his life, and it is a fluke not to die.
Therefore, in order to preserve the strength of his cavalry as much as possible, so as not to lose too much along the way before they reached the White Bone Beach on the shore of the South China Sea, Ling Zhen still agreed to let them live happily in the ruins of wine and meat, and live freely.
In this way, it has also directly led to the two great mountain villa gods and generals, such as entering the hall, with enough wine and food, and enjoying songs day and night, without anyone being restricted, and they are all schools as much as they want to eat and drink
Such a leisurely life is simply better than when I was in the palace of the villa!
Just now, the young master Ling Zhen, who was outside the ruins bracelet, shouted out the word "sword" loudly, according to the previous agreement, as long as the eldest young master shouted the word sword alone, then Ji Du and Luo Hu, the two gods, must appear together from the ruins in time.
Subsequently, as long as the young master shouts one more word "come", then even if he gives the decree to start a war, the two masters will definitely need to attack with all their strength and kill the burden
However, the two of them have been overindulgent day and night in recent days, but they failed to hear Ling Zhen's shouting at the first time.
Ji kept drinking, and he drank a little dazed.
Rahu ate too much meat, lying on the ground and falling asleep, immersed in sleep, how comfortable he was.
If it weren't for Ling Zhen's hoarse voice and shouting out several words of "sword" in a row, he might not be able to wake them up, and he wouldn't be able to leave that wine and meat in the ruins until now!
Obviously, they have been given such a comfortable and comfortable daily residence, eating and drinking without taboo, which is really very chic.
But at the critical moment, when I called them, I didn't move halfway.
When hedonism is scrambling for the first credit, when there is something serious, the person is gone!
It's really no wonder that Ling Zhen, who is the son of the owner, is so angry, extremely dissatisfied with Er Rao, and so angry that he can really understand his mood.
Just when Luo and Ji were in a bad mood and wanted to apologize to Young Master Ling, Ling Zhen, who was in a very bad mood within the Fa Xiang, quickly spoke out and blocked their words of accusation.
As the descendant of the vassal king, he shouted at the ground: "Don't talk nonsense, it's annoying to listen." The two of you, do it now, help me solve that man in a green shirt and hat, you don't have to take a breath, the action is a little numb, the sooner the better! ”
Hearing the words of the prince, the two gods of wine and meat had a goal, and they shared the same hatred, and they turned their heads together to look at the bearded man who had stood still for a long time.
The Qingtan swordsman clenched the long blade, as if he was on the verge of a big burden
Ji Du smiled, without any pressure, raised his head and drank a large sip of wine, happy and happy.
Luo Hu patted his shy belly with two plate axes, raised his head with his chest straight, and grinned at Shang Zhengqi: "Come, play with Lao Tzu!" ”