Chapter 8: There Are Ghosts
It was so dark that I could only vaguely see a black shadow climbing over the courtyard wall, ghostly approaching. The footsteps were soft and almost inaudible.
"Honghua, I'm afraid you never dreamed that I would come and steal your bun secret recipe tonight, right?"
"The moon is dark and the wind is high tonight, God really help me, it seems that God wants me to steal your precious secret recipe!"
"The great shame of the day, I want you to pay back ten times."
The dark shadow walked to the back door, stopped, and looked left and right, about to break in.
"Brother, this powerful ghost has the ability to transform into shape, and he has actually turned into the appearance of Li Shouquan to harm us."
Chen Zhen shrunk his neck, "This is not something we can deal with, let's ask the monk and Taoist priest to do it tomorrow, don't give your life in vain." ”
"In the face of wicked people, you are not afraid, but you are afraid of ghosts?"
Hearing this, Honghua turned his head, "Didn't you say before that this is all superstition?" ”
"What are people afraid of, ghosts are scary, I have straight hairs on the back of my neck now, brother, let's run away, one step later, my life will be gone."
Chen Zhen's appearance was almost crying.
Honghua smiled coldly, "Let's take a look at the situation first, and then make a decision, if it's really amazing, we'll run." ”
He clenched the wooden stick in his hand, and his eyes instantly sharpened, staring at the back door.
"Honghua, even I want to pity you. You worked so hard to get the secret recipe for buns from nowhere, I thought that this would change your fate, who would have thought that I would steal it like this......"
"I can imagine how sad and devastating you will be when you wake up tomorrow."
"Honghua, if you want to blame it, you shouldn't offend me, this is your end."
The dark shadow's smug laughter was heard, and he reached out and pushed it against the back door.
Plop!
A foul smell filled the air.
After a long silence, there was a sudden sound of vomiting, "Damn, who hid a basin of urine here and drenched Lao Tzu's ......"
"Do it!"
At this moment, Honghua let out a low cry and jumped out with a wooden stick.
Chen Zhen followed.
The two men were armed with wooden sticks and immediately beat the black shadow wildly.
Li Shouquan screamed as he was beaten. Holding his head, he crawled quickly on the ground, trying to dodge, like a stray dog that had been beaten.
Honghua and Chen Zhen's momentum changed, and they suddenly became fierce, holding wooden sticks, chasing Li Shouquan and beating him, and beating Li Shouquan with a dog barking sound.
Li Shouquan held his head, wailed while crawling into the distance, and was beaten more miserably than a stray dog!
"After fighting for so long, I didn't have a soul to scatter, this ghost is so powerful, let's retreat quickly......"
Honghua snorted, and the two quickly retreated, hiding in the darkness again.
Li Shouquan's nose and face were swollen after being beaten, and he tried several times before he struggled to get up.
He sat on the ground, his eyes straight, unbelievable, he came to steal the secret recipe for the bun without knowing it, and was first drenched in a basin of urine, and then beaten with a stick!
"It turns out that this set of facilities is anti-ghost."
After a while, Li Shouquan saw it, and he was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, "Honghua must be a thief, and his secret recipe must be unknown, otherwise why are you so afraid of ghosts?" Unlike Lao Tzu, who has never been afraid of ghosts. ”
Thinking of this, Li Shouquan, who was covered in urine, showed a look of surprise, "They treat me as a ghost, so they are afraid of me." I could have gone in and found the secret recipe. Even if I meet Honghua face-to-face, I can pretend to be a ghost and force him to hand over the money from selling the buns along with the secret recipe. I'm so smart......"
There was an intermittent cursing sound at the door, which made Chen Zhen look puzzled, "Brother Honghua, it seems to be a human, not a ghost." ”
Hearing this, Honghua shook his head and said seriously: "Even if it's really Li Shouquan, little brother, you must not be careless at this time, you would rather believe it than believe it, and you can't make a mistake and become a thousand years of hatred." ”
After that, he brought two sets of new clothes and handed one of them to Chen Zhen, "Put it on quickly." ”
Chen Zhen frowned, "Today, my sister-in-law went out to buy these clothes for the two of us, why is it all black and white, like clothes for black and white impermanence?" ”
Honghua handed over a piece of red paper, "Don't talk nonsense, put it on quickly, and bite this in your mouth again." We are just pretending to be black and white, they are ghost kings, and we are catching all kinds of ghosts and ghosts. Only then can the ghost be scared away. ”
Li Shouquan pushed the door and walked in, and a pungent smell of urine permeated.
Honghua wrinkled her nose and lowered her voice, "Who pees on this, the smell is too big." ”
Chen Zhen explained, "We have been eating a lot of meat in our store recently, so it's all a little hot." ”
Hearing this, Honghua sighed, "It turns out that there is still my share?" That's a cheap guy Li Shouquan, who indirectly tasted the taste of our meat buns. ”
After Li Shouquan entered the house, he rummaged for a while, and scolded in a very low anger: "Honghua, the dog thief, hid the spice powder in a place where I can't find it, it's really a bad seed that spoils my heart!" No wonder they are so superstitious and engage in these anti-ghost things. ”
"Okay, you Honghua is treacherous, and I, Li Shouquan, am not stupid."
I saw Li Shouquan in the dark take out a packet of medicinal powder and sprinkle it on the green onions and other side dishes, "This pack of rat poison is enough for you to drink a pot, if your buns poison people, see who dares to buy your buns." Your buns are yellow. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Shouquan seemed to think of something again, knelt directly in front of the green onion, folded his hands, and prayed again and again, "If there is any brother who has been poisoned, you have become a ghost, if you want revenge, look for Honghua, but don't look for me." It's all my fault that Honghua offended me, and it's not my fault. ”
"Bah, why am I superstitious, I, Li Shouquan, sit upright, why am I afraid of ghosts and gods?"
After Li Shouquan stood up, he babbled something again.
Hearing this, Honghua sighed, "Li Shouquan's human nature here is too complicated, he is obviously poisoning, what else can he say about sitting upright?" ”
So, after thinking about it, Honghua asked, "Aren't you really afraid of ghosts?" ”
"I'm just not afraid of ghosts, I'm Li Shouquan, upright, righteous and long-standing in my heart, even if I really encounter ghosts, I'm not afraid of ......"
Speaking of this, Li Shouquan slammed down, "Who is talking to me?" ”
He looked back.
At this moment, Honghua and the two walked out at the same time, one was white, the other was black, and a red tongue more than a foot long came out of the mouths of the two people, and came to Li Shouquan, two pairs of eyes staring at him.
Black and white impermanence?!
Poof......
A strange noise rang out, and a foul stench spread.
Li Shouquan looked down and, why did he?!
Honghua and the two of them were like zombies, jumping forward like that, getting closer and closer to Li Shouquan.
Puff puff puff......
Li Shouquan's eyes straightened, and he pulled it again, and even pulled it even more, and even the fart soup came out directly, and he couldn't clamp it!
It's not a hallucination, the two objects that seem to be black and white impermanence are getting closer and closer.
This is a terrible ghost who has come to ask for his life?!
"Ghosts, there are ghosts......" Li Shouquan screamed.