Chapter 2 This prince has a bad brain
Outside the door, the seven-year-old King of Xiang, Zhu Bai, who was thin and handsome, knelt in the middle of a group of gray-bearded old men.
At this moment, he was clenching his fists into the sky, his face full of anger and determination.
But as soon as he came, the other ministers remained silent, looking at him sympathetically or suspiciously.
I heard that the king of Xiang fell and injured his head.
Now that I see it, this kid really doesn't have a good brain......
The emperor was crowned king, he was born as the king of Xiang, glorious and rich, and everyone envied him.
Besides, he doesn't have to go to the border town like King Yan and King Qin, he just goes to the land of fish and rice to live happily when he becomes an adult.
He's against a hairy!!
Zhu Bai completely ignored the surprised eyes beside him, and just roared: "I won't go to the domain if I die!" Your Excellency must stand side by side with me and resolutely resist the separation. ”
Joke!!
As soon as I walked through, I found that I had become Zhu Bai, the first "roast chicken prince" of the Ming Dynasty, who was hit hard by Emperor Jianwen in the Battle of Jingjing, and finally set his family on fire.
Of course he's going to resist!!
Moreover, the fierce people who helped Zhu Yuanzhang fight the world, such as Xu Da and Lan Yu, brought one out at random, they were all living Hades with tens of thousands of lives on their backs.
The king is to seize the military power from them, and the tiger to snatch meat from the mouth.
If they are provoked, they will be crushed into powder in an instant.
The most important thing is that Lao Zhu's sons are not fuel-efficient lamps.
Nine kings, that one is fiercer than the other.
Especially Zhu Di, when he is seventy years old, he can still cross the battlefield on horseback.
The so-called one mountain can't accommodate two tigers, and these princes are bound to fight as soon as Lao Zhu dies.
When the time comes, he will be the cannon fodder who watches countless cannonballs flying in the sky, but has nowhere to hide!
Besides, how can the vassal king be so good?!
It's to guard the frontier and fight bayonets with those Mongolian barbarians!!
Even if there is no war, you have to manage a province.
Look at Zhu Yuanzhang who is as tired as a dog, and you can see why the emperor is so short-lived.
Come to think of it, the vassal kings are not human jobs!
Before the crossing, he was used to being idle, and planned to mix up after graduation and drink tea online for the rest of his life.
Now that I have crossed over, I don't need to take the test, and it is best to be an idle prince looking for flowers and asking willow fighting cocks and lackeys in this Yingtianfu!
All in all, as long as you don't become a king, there's no!
Today, the princes all went to school in the main hall, and when they learned that their master Song Lian was absent from work and came to beg the emperor to revoke the separation, Zhu Bai immediately rushed to support.
The originally closed imperial study opened from the inside, and a black shadow mixed with murderous aura flashed out, heading straight for Zhu Bai's head.
Zhu Bai jumped up quickly and dodged.
That thing hit the old gentleman Song Lian behind him in the face.
"Ahhh......hh
Song Lian, who was already dizzy and crumbling, fell to the side with a trembling wail.
The crowd stared at the murder weapon in amazement.
It turned out to be a shoe......
Without waiting for everyone to come back to their senses, the tall Zhu Yuanzhang had already carried another shoe and ran out of the imperial study barefoot, roaring angrily: "Special mother, they make trouble, you also make trouble!" If you can't study, you're here to join in the fun?! ”
The wrath of the Son of Heaven sheds thousands of miles.
Lao Zhu came with a murderous spirit, how could the ministers dare to help Song Lian, and they all brushed and lay on the ground and did not dare to move.
Roar, the old man is annoyed, the hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him!
As soon as Zhu Bai saw it, he ran away and ran into the inner palace with a smoke.
Zhu Yuanzhang chased after him, followed by a string of eunuchs and palace maids holding inkstones, washbasins, parasols, dust, and the like.
Then a group of people disappeared into the palace gate shaded by trees.
The ministers were dumbfounded, not to get up, not to get up.
Tsk, I was taken away by the old rascals.
Liu Bowen sighed: "Everyone, disperse." Today, it can't be persuaded, and it's useless to die. ”
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Zhu Bai ran extremely fast.
Zhu Yuanzhang chased for half a mile, but he didn't catch up, and roared angrily: "If you run again, I will break your legs with a big board." ”
Just now I knew that Zhu Bai was outside, and it was difficult for him to ride a tiger.
If he continued to play the board, he felt sorry for Zhu Bai.
If you don't fight, you look too weak.
So I can only use the lesson to teach Zhu Bai to withdraw and let this matter go away.
As a result, this bastard ran too seriously, and he was really angry.
Zhu Bai knew that the monk couldn't run the temple if he could run, so he could only stop and wait for Zhu Yuanzhang to approach.
Zhu Yuanzhang raised his hand to smoke Zhu Bai with the sole of his shoe, but was stopped by the prince Zhu Biao, who rushed to hear the news.
Although they are father and son, Zhu Biao's facial features are delicate and his skin is fair, which is much more gentle than Zhu Yuanzhang.
"My father was angry. The twelfth brother is still young, where do you know what to divide, just think it's fun to go and join in the fun. ”
Zhu Yuanzhang threw away his shoes and pointed at Zhu Bai: "You bear kid knows how to fart, you know to listen to those Wenchen instigation." If you don't become a king, your eldest brother will become the emperor in the future, what will you eat? ”
In fact, where is Lao Zhu willing to fight?!
Zhu Bai has been the naughtiest and smartest of all the princes since he was born, and he goes to the house all day long, uncovering tiles, climbing trees and stabbing bees.
A few days ago, he climbed a tree to pick begonia fruits, fell and passed out for a few days.
Lao Zhu thought he had burped and was so sad that he couldn't do it, but he woke up again.
"No, I don't want to be the king of Xiang, and I don't go to Changsha, I want to stay in Yingtian to accompany my mother." Zhu Bai finished speaking, his eyes rolled, and he added, "Accompany my father." ”
This is just a euphemism for eating and waiting for death, but in fact, there is no intention of repentance.
It's still a kid after all......
Hearing him say that he wanted to accompany him, his heart suddenly softened, and his anger dissipated a lot, Zhu Yuanzhang sneered at Zhu Bai: "Who wants you to accompany him?!" It's useless for you to stay in Yingtian, you'll just make trouble! To be the king of the domain, I can also protect the Ming Dynasty forever. You give me to follow your eldest brother to school and practice martial arts well! ”
Zhu Bai was about to speak, but when he received the look from Zhu Biao, he could only purse his mouth.
Although you want to stop the king, you can't be beaten.
Anyway, there are still ten years before he goes to Changsha, and the coming days will be long, to see who can consume whom.
Zhu Bai pouted secretly.
Zhu Yuanzhang put on the shoes brought by the eunuch and left angrily.
Zhu Biao touched Zhu Bai's head and sighed: "Why did the twelfth brother make his father angry......
Zhu Bai thought for a moment: Eh, that's right.
If Zhu Biao can live to be eighty years old, Zhu Yunwen will not be the emperor, and he will not be forced to self-immolate, and he will not have to be the prince of roast chicken.
As soon as he grasped Zhu Biao's hand, his handsome little face was white and red, and he was serious: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, my brother must advise you if he has something important." ”
Zhu Biao couldn't cry or laugh: "You say." The eldest brother listened attentively. ”
"Please take good care of your health, Your Highness." Zhu Bai said this earnestly, and lowered his voice, "Otherwise, when you burp, my other brothers will not be honest...... Fourth brother. ”
Zhu Biao's heart instantly galloped.
Great rebellion!
Sling the bull!!
He was still young, and Ju Bai cursed him to death?!!
It's just that the doctor said that Zhu Bai may have conjecture in the short term, and others try not to stimulate him.
Zhu Biao's face changed in a sunny day, and it took a long time to maintain his usual gentle face and replied: "I know, thank you for your concern." ”
"Don't worry, hello, I'm okay." Zhu Bai stood on tiptoe and patted Zhu Biao's shoulder, and suddenly felt that this shoulder was as thin as paper.
With such a body and bones, it is no wonder that he died earlier than his father Hongwu.
Zhu Bai sighed: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is too weak, this is not good. From tomorrow onwards, I will come and ask you to run as soon as I arrive. As long as you keep running 20 miles a day, within a month, you will definitely be strong. ”
Zhu Biao really gritted his teeth at this time: "Thank you." No need. ”
Zhu Bai nodded: "Yes, yes." ”
A eunuch came over there and said to Zhu Biao, "His Royal Highness the Emperor Xuan Crown Prince went over to speak. ”
Zhu Biao secretly breathed a sigh of relief and said to Zhu Bai: "Just worry about the major affairs of the court with my father and me." The twelfth brother is still young, and he has just been injured, and now he only needs to take care of his body and study and practice martial arts diligently, so he can be his brother's left arm and right arm in the future, so go back and rest now. ”
Then he didn't wait for Zhu Bai to say anything, and hurriedly took the eunuchs away.
Zhu Yuanzhang saw Zhu Biao coming, and sighed: "These sour and hard nerds are really angry." ”
Zhu Biao took the tea from the eunuch's hand with a smile, leaned against the outer wall of the cup with the back of his hand, and confirmed that the tea was not hot or cold, and then he put it in front of Zhu Yuanzhang with both hands, and said: "Father is benevolent and loves to rule the world, and he will naturally not care about them." ”
Zhu Yuanzhang stared at Zhu Biao and asked, "What does the emperor think of the king?" ”
In fact, he was also worried that Zhu Biao would not be able to understand his hard work and resent.
After all, after the king, the things from the fief, taxes and people were all owned by the vassal king.
This is equivalent to dividing meat from Zhu Biao's bowl to his younger brothers.