Chapter 39: I Want to Become a Monk
The corner of Zhu Bai's mouth twitched: Isn't it fate? The first time we met, I robbed people.
Lan Yu scoffed at Liu Bowen's words: "Sneer, where are there monks who are serious now, I have seen many monks, chanting scriptures during the day and eating meat at night." It's just that under the guise of becoming a monk, it's just lazy to eat. ”
A thought flashed through Zhu Bai's mind like a flash of lightning: Huh? Isn't it?!
As long as I become a monk, Lao Zhu will not be able to let me go to the domain.
Everything was solved.
It doesn't matter who he Zhu Biao sleeps with, or who Lao Zhu wants to kill, it doesn't matter to me.
When Lao Zhu was there, I could be a royal temple host, chanting Buddha and eating fast during the day, and spending all day drinking at night.
When Zhu Yunwen becomes the emperor and I am a monk, he will not think that I will rebel.
When Zhu Di becomes the emperor, I will return to the vulgar and be a free prince.
Perfect, that's it.
Zhu Bai hugged the monkey, took out the dry food from his arms and handed it to it, and whispered, "Brother Monkey, take me to your master tomorrow." ”
Liu Bowen said: "Since you have obtained the compass of the master by chance, I will teach you to read feng shui from today on." ”
When Zhu Bai heard this, he was instantly annoyed, and went to the ground: "Don't learn, I'm tired from riding a donkey for a day, and I want to sleep." ”
Just kidding, as long as I want to be a monk, I can definitely become a monk.
This is a job that is more iron than an official ape.
So I still have to work hard to learn what hexagram to look at and what feng shui?
In the future, if someone wants to calculate, just give them a lottery holder and let them draw it themselves.
Liu Bowen didn't care whether he listened to it or not, he just said to himself: "This place is full of vitality, seeking the same breath, and there are all kinds of people in heaven and earth, which is really an excellent place." Bathing here can dispel diseases and prolong life. ”
Zhu Bai closed his eyes: Nonsense, this place, you can see it even if you don't know how to look at feng shui.
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On this night, living in this meadow, the horses were well fed and drunk, and the spirits were vigorous, and everyone bathed well and rested for the night.
Zhu Bai thought in his heart to find the temple, where to sleep.
Early in the morning, he called everyone up: "The weather is good, let's go quickly." It's going to rain in the afternoon. ”
Although he broke it blindly, he won't leave when he gets to the temple anyway, and it doesn't matter if it doesn't rain.
In the morning, the sky was sunny, and everyone walked dozens of miles in one go, rested at the post station at noon, and ate a full meal.
Then Zhu Bai seemed to have a nail on his buttocks, and urged everyone to set off.
Zhu Fan had a hot temper and couldn't help but burst into foul language: "You little bastard, if it doesn't rain in the afternoon, I will definitely kill you." ”
Zhu Hu also smiled: "The twelfth brother is afraid that the wind and rain will change, and he can predict the rain." ”
As a result, the clouds thickened just after noon, and the wind suddenly rose, and it was clear that heavy rain was coming.
The people who originally wanted to laugh at Zhu Bai were secretly surprised: they were actually said by this kid again.
There seemed to be a temple in the distance, and the monkey in Zhu Bai's arms was also excited, squeaking at Zhu Bai pointing there.
It seems that it is Linggu Temple.
Okay, I'm going to become a monk here. It is relatively close to Ying Tianfu, it is convenient to do anything, and the key is to hug the thighs of Yao Guangxiao and Zhu Di.
Then he grabbed the donkey's belly and went straight to the temple.
Everyone also hurriedly followed Zhu Bai into Linggu Temple.
As soon as everyone entered the temple, heavy rain came outside, obscuring the sky and the sun.
A monk inside greeted him and bowed down to everyone: "Dao Yan saw that the purple qi came from the south, and he really saw all the nobles." ”
Zhu Bai grinned and jumped off the donkey and ran over: "Yes, yes, the abbot can recognize me." ”
Dao Yan saw that it was Zhu Bai who was frightened and hurriedly said to Zhu Biao and them: "Poor Dao went to ask someone to prepare tea." Then he turned around and ran.
Zhu Bai chased after him: "Eh, don't run away, abbot, I'm here to return your things." ”
He chased to the backyard, grabbed Dao Yan's sleeve, took the thing out of his arms and stuffed it into Dao Yan's hand: "Na, give it back to you." It's all yours. ”
Dao Yan clasped his hands together and begged for mercy: "Your Highness, the poor monk is wrong. ”
He originally wanted to get acquainted with the older prince and show his ambitions. As a result, I didn't expect to attract this rogue little prince who gave Lao Zhu a headache.
I heard that Liu Bowen is his master. No wonder you could see through his tricks at a glance at that time.
Zhu Bai grinned: "Don't worry, you know about this, and I will never tell others." However, you have to promise me one condition. ”
Dao Yan felt a chill behind him, and asked in a low voice, "What conditions?!" ”
Zhu Bai approached and whispered, "I want to become a monk, and you accept me as an apprentice." ”
Dao Yan immediately shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no, this matter must not be done." ”
Just kidding, abducting Lao Zhu's favorite son to become a monk, even if he has ten heads, it is not enough to cut off.
Besides, even if old Zhu Ken let Zhu Bai mess around, he can't tolerate a "big Buddha" like Zhu Bai here.
Zhu Bai looked clear and nodded: "I know, I know." I am also a man who does not see a rabbit or scatter an eagle. Let me tell you so. As long as you let me become a monk and make me the presiding officer of this temple, I will let you serve my fourth brother as you wish, and you will be famous all over the world from now on. The benefits are great. ”
Dao Yan was stunned and glared at Zhu Bai.
After seeing him for a short time, this kid saw him so thoroughly?!
Yuan Gong met him and said that he would become a good teacher of the emperor and a loyal minister of the land in the future.
Now that Lao Zhu has pacified the world, where is the need to open up land?
It clearly means that someone has succeeded in rebelling, and Dao Yan will help that person.
Then he carefully analyzed the current situation, Lao Zhu insisted on dividing the seal, isn't this earth-shaking possibility hidden in the princes?
Just when everyone came in, he glanced at it hurriedly, and only felt that the fourth prince Zhu Di was the best among all the princes.
But this matter is only a temporary idea, and he has not yet decided, how does Zhu Bai know?
This doll is really Liu Bowen's apprentice, be careful......
Dao Yan clasped his hands together: "The poor monk doesn't know what His Royal Highness the King of Xiang said. ”
Zhu Bai squinted: "Pretend to be stupid, right?" To be honest, I came in today, so I'm not going to leave. You must ordain me. ”
"Don't say yes." Lan Yu came in from the door to find Zhu Bai, and when he heard this, he was so frightened that half of his life was gone, and he immediately stopped it loudly.
Dao Yan hurriedly bowed his head and stood with his hands folded.
"Who dares to agree, can't eat and walk around." Lan Yu stared at Dao Yan and said this, and hurriedly turned his head to coax Zhu Bai, "Your Highness, don't make trouble, this is not fun." When you get to Fengyang, I'll buy you whatever you want. ”
Then he desperately glanced at the guards, and motioned for the guards to call Liu Bowen and Zhu Biao to come in.
The guards naturally knew what was at stake, so they hurriedly turned around and went out
Zhu Biao said that they were good at talking, and Zhu Bai nodded: "Okay." ”
With so many people blocking it today, this thing can't be done.
Besides, this Dao Yan clearly didn't plan to accept him, and wanted to think of a different way.