Chapter 54: A Good Kicker
You useless things, when you receive the reward, you run faster than the other, but when you do your work, you shrink back one by one.
Lao Zhu was so angry that he scolded his mother in his heart, and said in a rough voice: "Ru Taisu, this is a matter of the household department." You are the head of the household, you can talk about it. ”
Originally, this disaster relief should have been sent by the Ministry of Households.
Zhu Yuanzhang asked Liu Bowen to take the lead, and the household department acted as if it had nothing to do with them at all.
It's really going to him off alive.
Ru Taisu hurriedly lined up and said: "The emperor is wise, no matter who he sends to transport it, he will have to eat food, and it will take so much time. So unless the living thing is not allowed to go, let the dead go. ”
Zhu Yuanzhang raised his eyebrows slightly: "What do you mean?" ”
Ru Taisu said: "The emperor asked the Ministry of Industry to build a machine that can run by itself, without cattle and horses, without people, and without consuming grain and grass." ”
I'll go......
Zhu Bai was about to laugh, and glanced back at Ru Taisu with interest.
Ru Taisu is not only verbose, but also has such a strange brain circuit.
Even a machine needs power.
This is a direct kick of responsibility to the Ministry of Industry, which is really shady.
The Ministry of Industry is definitely going to blow up.
Sure enough, Shangshu of the Ministry of Industry was so angry that his face turned red, and he jumped out and pointed at Ru Taisu and scolded: "Fart, you old sour Confucian, do you think the Ministry of Industry is a fairy?" Paper-cutting is a Taoist illusion that spreads beans for people to become soldiers. You'll show me the one you want. ”
Zhu Yuanzhang pursed his lips.
Ru Taisu looked disgusted: "If you have something to say, it's really insulting to swear." ”
Zhu Yuanzhang was afraid that they would waste time by arguing again, so he said: "This method doesn't work, think of another one." ”
Ru Taisu said, "Then the ministry must recruit a skilled craftsman who can make this kind of machine." ”
The official Shangshu leaned at him: "The lower officials are incompetent, but Lord Shangshu told me where to find such a god." ”
Ru Taisu said: "There must be, doesn't the Ministry of Industry make a 'bicycle'." ”
After saying this, everyone turned their heads to look at Zhu Bai.
Zhu Bai looked innocent and spread his hands: "Bicycles also need to be stepped on, and there are very few things that can be pulled by a bicycle." ”
Ru Taisu said: "The Ministry of Rites has recently recruited so many senior monks, will there be any good way?" ”
The Ministry of Rites Shangshu rolled his eyes: "What do you want a monk to do?" Sitting on the grain cart and reciting scriptures to everyone, everyone can eat less? ”
Ru Taisu said again: "Then let the military department order the soldiers to eat less." ”
The military department Shangshu gritted his teeth and said: "Why don't you go and transport it, and let the soldiers rest." ”
Ru Taisu spread his hands: "Why don't you let the Criminal Department send those felons to transport." ”
Shangshu of the Criminal Department sneered: "Even if he is a death row prisoner, doesn't he have to eat food?" Lord Ru is so tormenting, it is better to give people a good time. ”
This Ru Taisu is really exactly the same as Li Shanchang, kicking the ball around, anyway, it's someone else's business, and it has nothing to do with him.
Zhu Yuanzhang was so angry that his temples jumped suddenly, and he waved his hand: "Scatter, scatter." Li Shanchang, you come to the imperial study with me. ”
As soon as Li Shanchang entered the imperial study, Zhu Yuanzhang said: "You will have an excerpt tomorrow, saying that Ru Taisu occupies the pit and does not, and asks for a replacement." ”
Ru Taisu didn't make a mistake, and fired him directly for fear that someone would not be convinced.
If Li Shanchang is on the fold. If the officials object, they will only jump out and scold Li Shanchang, and it is none of his business.
The reason why he values Li Shanchang so much is because Li Shanchang is very obedient and often helps him do these dirty jobs and carry the black pot.
Li Shanchang bowed his head: "Your Majesty." Although Ru Taisu's ability is not good, his attitude is very good. True blue. This is the time for the household to employ people......"
Just kidding, he still has to keep Ru Taisu to study with him how to make this new tax law enforceable, and they can reap the benefits, how can they fire him personally?!
Zhu Yuanzhang gritted his teeth: "Fart, I don't have the ability, I still want to be a second-class member of the imperial court, be loyal, let him go to guard the frontier for me." ”
Li Shanchang cried with a sad face: "Your Majesty, this matter is tricky, don't blame Ru Taisu for not being able to solve it." He's said four or five things. ”
Zhu Yuanzhang had a rough breath in his nose: "It's okay not to say it, but I'm angry when I say it." What's that method?"
Li Shanchang lowered his head and lowered his hands silently, muttering in his heart: Don't you have a good way yourself? Besides, where to find a more suitable person to replace Ru Taisu for a while.
Zhu Biao didn't like Ru Taisu very much, but he didn't want to be unhappy with Li Shanchang in person, so he stood silently on the side.
Zhu Yuanzhang squinted at Li Shanchang and froze.
There was a suffocating silence in the room.
There was a ticking sound, and a salty smell wafted from the stove.
It was clearly a kind of meat aroma cooked with various spices and spices, but it was much more fragrant than boiled meat.
When I woke up early in the morning, I was still angry enough, and now I feel more and more hungry when I smell the aroma.
Zhu Yuanzhang turned his head and saw that Zhu Bai was sitting by the stove, eating while roasting jerky.
The monkey, sitting next to him, and Zhu Bai, you and I, are so unhappy.
This monkey was brought back by Zhu Baizhong after he talked about martial arts.
Zhu Yuanzhang saw that Zhu Bai was scared enough this time, and his heart softened, so he let him leave the monkey.
Zhu Bai was eating happily, and suddenly felt that the surroundings were quiet, and when he looked up and saw Zhu Yuanzhang looking at him, he leaned over with a smile: "Venison jerky, do you want it from your father and eldest brother?" It smells so good. ”
Without saying anything, he stuffed a piece of jerky into Zhu Yuanzhang's mouth.
handed Zhu Biao another piece: "The eldest brother is weak, and the venison is the most replenished." ”
Zhu Yuanzhang chewed: "It's really fragrant, where did it come from?" ”
There are few meat dishes in the palace, and there is no excess meat to make jerky at all.
Li Shanchang felt that the dried meat was familiar, and the smell was more familiar, and he muttered in his heart.
Zhu Yuanzhang felt particularly disgusted when he saw Li Shanchang at this time, and waved at him: "Let's go, hurry up." It's all useless stuff. ”
As if he had been granted amnesty, Li Shanchang hurriedly bowed and left.
When he returned home, his wife was in the courtyard reprimanding the servant.
"Hehe, you guys help you eat and are lazy, so let's admit it quickly."
Li Shanchang was in a bad mood, and when he saw this situation at this time, he became more and more annoyed, frowning and asking, "What's wrong?" Cursing early in the morning. ”
Madame said, "Alas, my lord. You've been running out of venison jerky lately. The concubine suspects that someone has stolen it. It's been a day of trial today, and no one has admitted it. However, it doesn't matter if they don't admit it, the concubine put arsenic in the newly opened can of dried venison last night. Whoever eats it and doesn't admit it, then it will also die. ”
Something flashed through Li Shanchang's mind, very fast, so fast that he could barely grasp it.
He frowned and asked Madame, "What did you just say?" ”
Madame: "Someone stole venison jerky." I got arsenic. ”
No wonder I think the venison that Zhu Bai ate is so familiar, it turns out to be my family.
Li Shanchang opened his mouth slightly and muttered, "It's over......"