Chapter 1018: Concubine Han
Yu Huang squinted at Liu Shenghan, his eyes were full of domineering, and after a few minutes, Yu Huang asked, "What is it called?"
"Yanagi Han. Liu Shenghan replied, staring at the Feather Emperor with a pair of eyes that he couldn't take away at all.
"You look at me like this, aren't you afraid of death?"
"Don't be afraid, Emperor Yu is so beautiful, it's worth dying. ”
Yuhuang snorted: "Pinch my legs." ”
"Good. Liu Shenghan squatted down to pinch Yuhuang's leg, and Liu Shenghan directly pinched Yuhuang's thigh.
&~~~mnbsp; Emperor Yu suddenly commanded majestically: "Did I let you pinch your thighs? ”
"Oh, and the calves too. ”
"What do you mean by calves?"
"Hehe, the calves are also very cool. ”
Yuhuang looked at Liu Shenghan directly, and found that Liu Shenghan was different from her other male concubines, and the other male concubines were very afraid and respectful when they saw her. And Liu Shenghan dared to tease her with words. This made Yuhuang suddenly feel that it was a bit interesting to change the taste.
Yu Huang drank wine and asked, "You're not afraid of me?"
"I'm your concubine, one of your closest people, why should I be afraid of you. ”
"You're a little bit interesting. ”
Liu Shenghan smiled: "Do you need me to make you a full-body push oil?"
"What do you mean?
"Oh, it's just stripping off your whole body, and then applying a layer of oil to pinch and push your whole body around, it's very comfortable. ”
Emperor Yu frowned deeply, and said with some anger: "Presumptuous, you dare to despise this emperor, beware of your life." ”
"Hehe, too, you are the Emperor of Heaven, well, the Emperor of Heaven doesn't like to be pushed, I think, it is estimated that you also took the initiative throughout the whole process, you attacked him, so I am looking forward to it. Liu Shenghan smiled.
"What are you talking about?" Yuhuang didn't understand what Liu Shenghan said, what she took the initiative throughout the whole process, attacking and receiving, inexplicable.
After that, he had already arrived at the Yuhuang Immortal Palace, and the Yuhuang grabbed Liu Shenghan and rushed into the Yuhuang Immortal Palace.
At this moment, in the Yuhuang Immortal Palace, many Supreme Martial Emperors and others were there, and when they saw that Yuhuang was back, they were busy paying respects.
Emperor Yu threw Liu Shenghan under the Asgard Palace, and then sat on the imperial chair.
Everyone looked at Liu Shenghan inexplicably, not knowing who Yuhuang had caught and who came back.
Emperor Yu immediately said to Emperor Wu: "This is the male concubine I brought back, and I announce that I will canonize Liu Shenghan as a concubine of Han." Okay, after the canonization is completed, take him to the harem to arrange the dormitory. ”
"Yes!" several high-grade Martial Emperor guards hurriedly agreed.
Liu Shenghan pursed his lips and smiled slightly, the reason why Liu Shenghan didn't say anything was to see what this Yuhuang would do to him, whether Yuhuang would really sleep with him, and when he slept with him, was Yuhuang taking the initiative or what.
Several guards took Liu Shenghan to the harem of the Yuhuang Immortal Palace.
Several guards looked at Liu Shenghan with pitiful eyes, but said in their mouths: "Concubine Han, you are really lucky, you are good-looking, and you were accepted as a concubine by Emperor Yu, although you are only inferior to Emperor Wu." ”
"Hahaha. Liu Shenghan laughed and didn't say anything.
When he came to the harem, the guard said: "Okay, this Dragon Slaying Pavilion is uninhabited, Concubine Han, you can live here." This Dragon Slaying Pavilion used to be inhabited by Concubine Jing, but unfortunately, Concubine Jing collided with Emperor Yu and was executed by Emperor Yu. Here, Concubine Han, I will also give you a reminder, don't make Emperor Yu unhappy, otherwise you may be executed. ”
Liu Shenghan laughed and asked, "Please when will Emperor Yu summon me, that is, ask me to follow her." ”
A few guards hurriedly said: "Concubine Han, be careful when you speak, Emperor Yu doesn't like others to talk about that, don't talk nonsense." When it is time for Emperor Yu to be blessed with you, he will naturally summon you to sleep in her bedroom. ”
"Oh, that's it, the feather emperor has to summon the male concubine to sleep every night?"
"Shhh, be quiet, Emperor Yu usually summons a male concubine to sleep in half a year. You, wait patiently, of course, you are the male concubine of Xinna, maybe you will be called to sleep in the next few days, after all, it is fresh. Concubine Han, I wish you to be favored, otherwise, it will be very lonely to be the concubine of Emperor Yu. ”
"Oh, why?" asked Yanagi.
"Silly, you still need to ask, you are the male concubine of Emperor Yu, do you dare to touch other women? There was once a male concubine, named Concubine Ming, he just couldn't bear the loneliness, had a relationship with other women, and was shot to death by Emperor Yu. So, Concubine Han, you must remember this one, and you must endure loneliness. ”
"Hahaha. Liu Shenghan laughed again.
"Concubine Han, we reminded you for your own good, Emperor Yu has 308 male concubines, no, including your 309 male concubines. And the feather emperor will only sleep in about half a year, you do your own calculations, if you take turns, it will take 150 years to get the turn. ”
"Hahaha. Liu Shenghan laughed again, and Liu Shenghan thought it was funny.
It's just that Liu Shenghan is a little uncomfortable in his heart, Yuhuang is such a beautiful woman, and she has so many male concubines, even if she has lived for tens of millions of years, she feels uncomfortable. Perhaps, it is Liu Shenghan's patriarchal thinking that makes trouble, and a woman is the emperor of heaven, can't she have three wives and four concubines.
A few guards said: "Concubine Han, you are still laughing, alas, forget it, you will experience it." ”
A few guards left, Liu Shenghan looked around, this large area was inhabited by the male concubines of Emperor Yu's harem, and each male concubine had a small house, a total of three or four hundred.
Liu Shenghan walked to the house opposite the Dragon Slaying Pavilion, and Liu Shenghan quietly stuck his head in.
Suddenly startled, Liu Shenghan saw a very handsome man hiding behind the gate.
"Ahhh
Liu Shenghan's mouth was wide open, and he couldn't believe seeing this scene.
The handsome guy found Liu Shenghan, hurriedly stuffed the tools into his clothes, and said angrily: "Be bold, dare to peep at this concubine." ”
"Hahaha. Liu Shenghan laughed, Nima's, and the man who called himself Ben Guifei, the world is in chaos, and the roles of men and women are reversed.
"You, who are you? Be careful I tell Emperor Yu. The handsome guy said angrily.
Liu Shenghan said: "Okay, if I tell Emperor Yu, you are secretly masturbating here, maybe Emperor Yu will cut off your head." ”
The handsome guy was startled.
Liu Shenghan walked in and said with a smile: "My name is Liu Shenghan, I was just arrested by Emperor Yu and canonized as Concubine Han, I live opposite you, and I came to chat with you." ”
"Oh, it turned out to be Concubine Han. ”
"Yes, don't call me Concubine Han, it's disgusting to hear, call me Liu Shenghan. ”
"Okay, Liu Shenghan, my name is Guo Aitian, and I was canonized as a sick concubine. ”
"Eh, sick concubine, why don't you just go straight to the heavenly concubine?"
"How is this possible, Emperor Yu is the Emperor of Heaven, how can I be called Concubine Tiangui. ”
Liu Shenghan looked at the crotch of the sick concubine and smiled: "That, how lonely are you?
The sick concubine sighed deeply: "Liu Shenghan, how lonely you say I am, how lonely I am." I haven't touched a woman in over a million years, and now if I were to see a sow, I wouldn't know if I could control myself. ”
"What, don't scare me. Liu Shenghan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead