Chapter 7: Minions in action
After hearing Jiang Xun's reminder, the noble lady woke up like a dream, and hurriedly called the police, ready to let the police deal with it.
When the spiritual guy heard this, he looked around angrily, and directly opened his mouth arrogantly and shouted: "Which fucking person is not afraid of death and shouting here?!" Stand up for me! ”
After shouting, Jiang Xun didn't hesitate at all, and stepped forward directly!
The spirit guy looked like he was in a good mood, but he could be said to be a head shorter than Jiang Xun.
And at this moment, Napoleon Wang in Jiang Xun's arms was also glaring angrily, with interlaced canine teeth, although the butterfly dog was very beautiful, but after all, it was a canine, and its teeth were still very sharp.
And after seeing the two dogs, Jiang Xun and Napoleon Wang, the spiritual guy's momentum was visibly weak, but he was still holding on, and he didn't know what to say.
There was also a lot of discussion in the surrounding crowd, pointing at this spiritual guy, and after Jiang Xun took the lead in speaking, the crowd also began to criticize the behavior of touching porcelain.
Seeing that there were more and more public opinions around him, the spiritual guy was stupid for a while, but he didn't know what to do, but the old thing on the ground was quick-eyed, and immediately wailed:
"Ouch, why is my leg lame~!"
"No, no, I'm afraid I'm going to the hospital with a broken bone and I'm going to the hospital!"
"What kind of person, this is all this, broke my leg, and they also teamed up to bully me when I was old~! Ouch hey......"
“……”
As soon as this statement came out, it made people a little uncontrollable.
Some people think it's touching porcelain, some people think it's really bumping, and there is a lot of discussion for a while.
And that old thing was also a little proud, went to the hospital, and casually checked something wrong, and the police came without a rut!
Seeing this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but smile coldly, glanced at Napoleon Wang, and didn't say a word, but there was a heart between the same kind, and without hesitation, Napoleon Wang 'accidentally' fell from his arms, and then ran towards the old thing fiercely, grinning his teeth.
Jiang Xun was shocked: "Ah, it's over!" My dog has rabies, get out of the way, don't bite him! ”
After hearing Jiang Xun's words, the old thing stood up directly with a carp, and was so frightened that he took a few steps back.
Seeing this situation, Jiang Xun hurriedly grabbed the ribbon, for fear that Napoleon Wang Zhenya would bite someone, and then he would be fully responsible.
Napoleon Wang was also very cooperative, returned to Jiang Xun's side, made a small jump, and returned to Jiang Xun's arms, raising his head very proudly, very proud.
Needless to say, everyone knew what was going on at once.
"The old thing is so old and still comes out to touch porcelain!"
"What a shame!"
The sound of the tsunami was immediately heard around, and the spiritual guy glared at Jiang Xun viciously, and after putting down the cruel words of 'good boy, you wait', he quickly fled with the old thing, but no one stopped him.
"Thank you, boy."
After watching the excitement, the surrounding onlookers dispersed, and the noble lady thanked Jiang Xun very much, took out a bottle of mineral water from the car and handed it to Jiang Xun.
And Jiang Xun also took the water very unceremoniously, and after chatting with the noblewoman, he said goodbye to the noblewoman and prepared to continue on the road with Napoleon Wang.
This is not a big deal, and Jiang Xun has no intention of getting a reward of hundreds or thousands of yuan from the other party.
Isn't that a touch of porcelain for yourself?
However, this incident made Jiang Xun have a good mood, whistled, and walked towards the park happily.
In the past, he was all about himself, but today he feels really different!
"He just said cruel words, I guess he wants to take revenge on you. Wang~"
Napoleon Wang was jealous and hateful, as the captain of Wang Wang, he frowned, determined to eradicate this hidden danger for Jiang Xun, and then let out a long snort: "My guards, go teach that guy a lesson, let him remember it for a long time!" Woof~! ”
Hearing Napoleon Wang say this, Jiang Xun couldn't help but be puzzled, and then he heard a sound from the grass on the side of the road: "Bunana!" ”
Jiang Xun: ???
Jiang Xun was dumbfounded, turned his head to look at the grass, and immediately found three creeping minions, and his eyes were about to fall out: "Where did you come from?!" ”
The Minion named 'Kevin' scratched his head in embarrassment, and then continued to chrysalis away like an earthworm with his two other companions.
chrysalis,
Cricket pupa.
Chrysalis ......
In this way, the chrysalis are getting farther and farther away.
"Don't worry, they're my guards, they're strong!"
Napoleon Wang was not worried at all, and then he got out of Jiang Xun's arms directly, stepped on his shoulders, climbed onto Jiang Xun's head, and said excitedly: "Set off, I'll see what is the difference between the sea here and the sea in my hometown!" Wangwang~! ”
Seeing this, Jiang Xun smiled helplessly, but he didn't take this matter to heart, and headed towards the beach happily with Napoleon Wang.
……
In the dim alley, the old thing was drinking water, and the spirit guy was scolding, hating Jiang Xun who was stepping in.
"Alright."
The old thing sighed deeply, and there was a touch of helplessness in his cloudy white eyes: "Find another one in the afternoon, next time be smart, just ask for money, what's the trouble?" It's okay to give 50 yuan, don't just think about luxury cars! ”
The spiritual guy seemed to be a little reluctant, but at this moment, three narrow shadows suddenly appeared at the mouth of the alley.
"Huh?"
Seeing this scene, the spirit guy couldn't help but be stunned, and then looked up, but he was directly stunned, which made him stunned.
Seeing the three Minions standing at the mouth of the alley, the spiritual guy couldn't help but blurt out: "I'll go, what is this, Minions?!" ”
Before the spirit guy could continue to say something, he saw that the three minions directly took out their flintlock pistols and fired at the spirit guy!
biu,biu,biu!
"Ahh
Three gunshots, two screams.
The spirit guy and the old thing were directly knocked to the ground, and the pain in his chest was terrible.
The spirit guy subconsciously touched his chest with his hands, only felt pain, but did not touch blood!
"Bunana!"
The three minions showed an evil smile, directly raised their guns, and jumped over, hitting this spiritual guy and the old thing!
"Ouch, my old waist~"
"My leg is lame, stop fighting!"
The beating is underway.
first beat randomly, and then concentrated his firepower to deal with the old thing, and the mental guy who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face cried, and when his father was beaten, he quickly took out his mobile phone and made a trembling call in the corner: "Big brother, I was beaten by a Minion!" Bring someone to save me! ”
"Minions?"
A puzzled voice came from the other end of the phone: "Which way is this 'Minion'?" Why haven't I heard that there is such a number one character in Zhenhai? Next door city? ”
I have to say, this nickname is really low.
The eldest brother of the spiritual guy thought to himself.
The spirit guy replied in a broken heart: "It's not big brother, it's just one eye...... Some have two eyes, usually thirty or forty centimeters, and can pull out a gun 'pia, pia, pia' to hit the minions! ”
"Fuck off, I'm a drugged pastime, right?!"
With the last angry voice of the eldest brother, the phone was hung up, and a 'beep' sound was made.
And the three Minions in front of him had already knocked the old thing unconscious, and then they came forward with a very oppressive sense of grabbing the wooden stick, and showed an evil smile: "Jie Ji ......"
"Ah——!!!h
Screams rang out from the alley.
Predictably,
There are two less porcelain guys in this world.
Two more patients with Minion phobia.