After half an hour of patient teaching by Napoleon Wang.

Jiang Xun finally learned some introductory knowledge of French.

It's just that Jiang Xun never understands what is wrong with French numbers, and why do you still need to do addition and subtraction.

For example, the pronunciation of the number 78 in French is to pronounce 60+17 in French.

It follows from this that the French should be good at mathematics, at least addition and subtraction are not difficult for them.

As for the so-called vowel phonemes there are 15 and consonant phonemes 20...... Well, in Napoleon Wang's time, there were no such things at all, and some of them were all self-taught.

And for Napoleon Wang, he is really too blue.

But even so, Napoleon Wang had to grit his teeth and teach.

After all, this was the first guy to ask him how to learn French, which was very proud of Napoleon Wang, who felt that his French level was very high!

"Alright, that's all for today."

Jiang Xun waved his hand very tiredly, slumped on the sofa, had completely forgotten the idea of asking Napoleon Wang for military knowledge, and his mind was now full of 'stupid pigs'.

He felt like Hello in French, a stupid pig.

But at this moment, there was a sudden sound of 'banging' in the kitchen, and the three minions walked out of the kitchen happily holding their plates.

Their uniforms were gone, replaced by small aprons.

"Huh?"

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun couldn't help but be stunned: "When did you go to cook, and where did your ingredients come from?" ”

Jiang Xun was puzzled.

Because he remembers that there are only a few potatoes and instant noodles left at home.

There were still a few onions brought back from Gao Hai in the refrigerator, and when I moved, I ordered a fruit and vegetable takeaway, and bought two cucumbers and a box of strawberries.

"When you go home and tinker with your book." Napoleon yawned, and then looked at the Minions with great interest, looking forward to to-day's dinner.

Soon, the Minions brought the dishes to them.

First course, braised potatoes!

The second course, French onion soup without meat!

The third course, strawberry cucumber!

Fourth course...... Well, there is no fourth course, only these three courses.

Jiang Xun's eyes widened: "No staple food?" ”

"Yes, yes."

Napoleon Wang stretched out his paws and pointed to the bottom of the coffee table, where there were several small loaves of bread.

All right.

Jiang Xun didn't have any ideas, so he took out the small bread casually, and then sat down at the table, ready to eat.

The three Minions stood at the table expectantly, their eyes widened, showing cute expressions, as if they were waiting for Jiang Xun and Napoleon Wang's comments.

Napoleon Wang didn't say anything, as the only emperor of France, he didn't eat anything? For these, it can only be said that it is a simple treatment.

And Jiang Xun is different, he has never eaten foreigners' food in his life...... It can't be said that he has eaten a lot of foreign fast food before, but French food has only eaten Panpan bread and supermarket-bought baguettes - the baguettes he bought are not for eating, but to serve as a sword!

Picking up the spoon, Jiang Xun scooped a bowl of onion soup, and couldn't help but feel a burst of novelty.

Although there is no beef in it, it is quite delicious.

Dip it in a bun for a stronger flavor.

Strawberry cucumber is refreshing and delicious, with both the aroma of strawberry and the crispness of cucumber.

Tastes good.

After eating two dishes, Jiang Xun put all his eyes on the stewed potatoes again.

He swallowed and gulped down a whole piece of potato!

Don't even think about it, swallow it directly!

Feeling the fragrance of the food staying on his taste buds, suddenly, Jiang Xun noticed it...... Something is not quite right.

Why is it a little bitter?

But soon, Jiang Xun realized a problem.

This potato was bought when I came home for the Chinese New Year last time.

It's been more than half a year now!

"It's over!"

Jiang Xun only had this one thought in his mind now: this potato was poisonous!

Without hesitation, Jiang Xun wanted to retch.

Of course, it can only be said that it is a psychological effect, because it is not yet time to exert power.

Seeing Jiang Xun's pale face, Napoleon Wang couldn't help but be a little curious, and when he was about to taste this stewed potato, Jiang Xun snatched the stewed potato and shouted at Napoleon: "Don't!" This potato is poisonous! ”

Seeing Jiang Xun so serious, Napoleon Wang was also taken aback.

And soon, Jiang Xun felt that his stomach was overturning, and he couldn't hold it back!

So, Jiang Xun glared at the three minions viciously, and immediately ran to the toilet, pouring thousands of miles!

“……”

Jiang Xun's face turned pale, he clutched the toilet paper tightly in his hand, and his heart was full of grief and indignation.

How did I forget about this stubble!

He felt like he was about to collapse now, and his whole person was not in good shape.

"Jiang Xun, are you okay? Wang~"

Outside the door came Napoleon's bewildered voice.

Hearing Napoleon Wang's voice, Jiang Xun seemed to have found a savior, and immediately shouted: "Brother Lun, medicine, medicine!" ”、

"Cut...... Chek trouble? Napoleon Wang replied uncertainly.

"Cut your sister! Go to my computer desk, there are two boxes of medicine, one is called Epsom and the other is called montmorillonite powder, bring them quickly, otherwise I will die in the toilet today! ”

Jiang Xun didn't know where Napoleon Wang heard this sentence, it stands to reason that there was no such thing in that era!

When Napoleon heard this, he immediately went to the computer desk, and after looking at it, he scattered the epsom and montmorillonite.

Now, there's another key question.

Jiang Xun closed the door when he entered the toilet, Napoleon Wang was already short, and now he couldn't reach the handle.

Napoleon raised his neck and looked at the handle above his head, falling into a deep silence.

And the three Minions exerted their strength at this time, stacked high, and successfully opened the door!

With a small crack, Napoleon Wang threw the medicine in, and then avoided it and closed the door again.

This made Jiang Xun fall into silence again.

No water, crooked!

So Napoleon Wang and the Minions went and came back again.

After working for a long time, Master Jiang took medicine in the toilet halfway.

At this moment, he is already on the verge of collapse, thinking about life in the toilet.

Although he took the medicine, in order to avoid other situations, Master Jiang decided to stay in the toilet for a while.

However, going to the toilet itself is an extremely boring thing, so Jiang Xun took out his mobile phone and opened a game called 'King Pesticides' to pass the time.

Looking at his dazzling glory Golden Three, Jiang Xun was very satisfied and immediately started a qualifying match.

Seconds open, seconds in.

Jiang Xun did not hesitate to choose Sun Monkey in seconds!

"This kills me indiscriminately!"

Jiang Xun's face showed a confident glow, and he decided to brutally torture those small dishes.

Ten minutes later.

"Home! Defend your home, keep your home! ”

"You #@¥@#老夫子, if you don't come back to stay at home and play in a group, what do you bring alone, can you win with a single belt?!"

Jiang Xun's crazy words output, his screen had turned gray, and he couldn't help but sigh deeply, just when he felt that this one was about to fail, he found that the old master flashed and stole the house and took the crystal!

Seeing this scene, Jiang Xun immediately smiled: "Eh, it's a good fight, old master!" ”

After playing this game, Jiang Xun was refreshed, and after feeling that his stomach didn't hurt, he wiped his butt and got up and walked out of the toilet.

Jiang Xun put away his mobile phone, and was about to go to find the three minions, when a page suddenly appeared in front of him, with a paragraph on it.

"Mission accomplished!"

"Hey, when am I going to finish my mission?"

Jiang Xun was puzzled, and the panda scratched his head.

In the dining room, Napoleon looked at the plate of braised potatoes as if something was tickling.

"I want to see what makes Jiang Xun go to the toilet for half an hour!"

Napoleon Wang did not hesitate and took a big bite.

Two minutes later.

"Jiang Xun, where is the toilet?! Come out of here! Very urgent! Woof~! ”