Chapter 16: The imminent battle of cats and dogs
"Yes, meow~"
Renjie Meow was very well-behaved and clever, and nodded to indicate that this was the case, and he was indeed Di Renjie.
Jiang Xun was surprised, but soon his mood calmed down.
It doesn't matter, Di Renjie is just.
What big scene haven't I seen in Jiang Xun?
Look for the forked waist .jpg
Having said that, Jiang Xun still looked at Ren Jie Meow very curiously, and asked curiously at Ren Jie Meow, "Di Ge Lao, where is Yuan Fang?" Did Yuan Fang come with you? β
"Elder Di Ge, who is the last murderer of the Tongtian Empire?"
"Elder Ge, your detective level is higher than that of Bao Zheng and Song Ci, who is higher?"
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Ren Jie Meow: ?
One strange question after another appeared in Ren Jie Meow's ears, but no matter which question it was, it made Ren Jie Meow feel confused for a while, and he didn't know what Jiang Xun was talking about.
Although the title of Pavilion Elder was a little weird, he could understand what it meant.
And this Yuan Fang ...... Who is Yuan Fang?
The Empire of Babel, the murderer?
Who are Bao Zheng and Song Ci?
Di Chupang was confused for a while, feeling that he had come to the wrong place, why couldn't he understand a word.
Seeing that Ren Jie Meow was so confused, Jiang Xun also realized that his question seemed to be a little abstract.
How can you use the plot in the TV series to interrogate Di Chupang in reality?
"Mine, mine."
Jiang Xun scratched the back of his head, and then meowed to Renjie: "I'm sorry, I forgot these things...... This is not the place to talk, let's go home and talk about it. β
With that, he took the initiative to get out of the driver's seat, walked to the back seat, and pulled the rear door open.
Looking at this very dilapidated little broken black Santana car, Ren Jie Meow's eyes were full of curiosity, but with the opening of the car door, Ren Jie Meow also jumped from the seat and jumped onto Jiang Xun's body.
"Peng."
With a short muffled sound, the heavy Renjie Meow jumped into Jiang Xun's hand.
After starting it, Jiang Xun instantly felt his arms sink, as if he had suddenly received an iron scale, and he almost didn't catch it carelessly.
It's so heavy!
Jiang Xun's only thought was this, he took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and whispered, "For cooking!" β
With this gentle slogan, for a moment, Jiang Xun only felt that his blood was surging, his strength was a little greater, and the Di Pang Pang in his hand instantly lightened by more than half, and now he hugged Di Pang Pang.
The original Di Chubby was still a little at a loss, but after hearing Jiang Xun's sentence 'for cooking', the whole meow couldn't help but be stunned, and then reacted quickly, with a satisfied expression on his face.
Looks like you've come to the right place.
With the help of Jiang Xun's 'Glory of the Legion', Jiang Xun quickly hugged Di Fat and went upstairs together.
Mr. Jiang lives on the fourth floor, an old-fashioned residential building that is only five stories tall and has no elevators.
In the past, Jiang Xun didn't feel anything, but this time he took Di Fat Upstairs to make him feel a little helpless.
Although he has the ability, this ability is based on Jiang Xun's physical fitness.
The stronger Jiang Xun is, the stronger his ability will be with the blessing of the glory of the legion.
And it's a pity that before Jiang Xun obtained the [Incredible History Book], he was a standard otaku, although he was not weak, but he was definitely not a 100-meter flyer, he could only be said to be an ordinary office worker and otaku who had been exercising for a long time.
As soon as he twisted the key to open the door, Jiang Xun saw the little yellow man at the door very attentively, showing a 'qiang qiang' smile to Jiang Xun.
The tall Minions hold slippers, the Stocky Minions carry a basin of water, and the One-Eyed Minions mop the floor in the hall.
Housekeeping service is a one-stop shop!
The three Minions kept the whole room in order, which could be said to be the most ideal situation for Jiang Xun...... The only downside is that these three are just Minions, not the beautiful maids of Black/White.
But it doesn't matter, Jiang Xun doesn't pick it. (Refers to cleaning is not picky, XP is still picked)
And almost at the same moment, the three minions found Di Chubby in Jiang Xun's arms.
For a moment, the three of them froze in place at the same time, tilting their heads, and a question mark seemed to appear on their heads.
"Bunana~"
Seeing that the three Minions were a little dazed, Jiang Xun didn't have any intention of talking to the three Minions, but quickly put Di Fat Fat down, and he breathed a long sigh of relief, relieving the excitement of the 'Glory of the Legion'.
Although in this state of 'Legion Glory', one's strength and spirit can be greatly improved, but the longer it lasts, the more mentally exhausted it becomes.
If Jiang Xun is a mentally active fanatic, then it doesn't matter.
But as a freelancer with an extremely irregular life and rest (half a step to eat), Jiang Xun's mental state is not very good.
After all, sometimes one o'clock, sometimes three o'clock.
With such an irregular schedule and rest, it is already a miracle of heaven that there is no sudden death now.
After Jiang Xun breathed a sigh of relief, because it was not long, it didn't have much impact.
After exiting this state, Jiang Xun saw that Di Chupang was like an alien meow, and he was full of curiosity about everything in this room: yes, after all, the decoration style was completely different from that of the Tang Dynasty.
At this moment, Napoleon Wang is lying on his back on the sofa, his belly exposed, watching television in various poses.
After watching it for a long time, Napoleon Wang felt that this 'Wang Wang's great service' was a bit naΓ―ve.
Yes, he's already a mature dog, and he's no longer interested in 'Captain Wang' or anything like that!
Soon, however, he saw a very strange creature!
The creature was orange all over its body, and it looked like it was two circles larger than itself, a bit like a cat, but Napoleon Wang had never seen such a fat and big cat in his life!
He felt an unusual aura, one that came from the weight of history, which made Napoleon Wang extremely vigilant.
And Di Chubby also found Napoleon Wang lying on the sofa.
Facing Napoleon Wang's vigilant look, Di Fat Renjie smiled innocently, revealing his fleshy claws, and actually stepped back directly, stood up straight, and arched his claws towards Napoleon Wang like a beckoning cat: In Xia Di Renjie, the word Huaiying, I don't know what to call this friend in front of me? Meow~"
As he spoke, he licked his paws.
After hearing Di Chubby's voice, Napoleon's eyes were full of wisdom, and he said with his head held high: "Enemy Festival? What a name, you can't fool me Napoleon! β
"I've only heard of Valentine's Day, never of Enemy Day! Say, what's your name exactly?! Woof~! β
Hearing Napoleon Wang's words, Renjie was stunned, and Jiang Xun held his forehead, feeling a little helpless.
I thought I was abstract enough, but I didn't expect this to be a heavyweight!
Hurry up and grab your homophonic stalk, get out!
And after hearing Napoleon Wang's voice, the originally honest Di Chubby suddenly looked bad.
A dog and cat war seems to be on the verge of breaking out at any moment!